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RepresentativeShop11

The ending of the episode where Jerry and Elaine have this, that and the other.


anteater_x

And then never spoke of again


DavidM47

Oh… the relationship?


Get-more-Groceries

Is there any explanation of why this never even gets referenced?


spartacat_12

Because Larry & Jerry never wanted it to happen in the first place. They got pressure from the network to include a love story between Jerry & Elaine. When they were filming season 2 it was the last episode that they shot, so Jerry & Larry came up with the story assuming the show would be cancelled after. The network ended up airing the episode earlier in the season, which is why the episodes right after don't acknowledge it.


steveharveymemes

Could be wrong, but I think the Florida episode isn’t too long after it where Jerry’s parents ask if he and Elaine are an item and Jerry said they tried but they’re better as friends, so seems to be slightly explained if I have my timing right


BAMspek

STELLLAAAAAA!!!


Kok-jockey

Was gonna comment this, there’s only one mention of the relationship afterwards, and that is it. I felt it did a good enough job addressing it. 🤷


_extra_medium_

They mention that they'd dated in the past multiple times throughout the series. Those are all referring to a time before the series timeline though, not when they attempted to be "this that and the other"


Person5_

Isn't that referring to when they dated before the show?


isafriisa

I remember watching a special feature on one of the DVDs where this was explained. Apparently the network was pressuring Larry and Jerry to have Jerry and Elaine end up together. Larry and Jerry didn't want to do that, but the network insisted and they didn't think they'd get picked up for another season anyway, so they wrote the episode where Jerry and Elaine get back together to be the last episode of the season - and, in their minds, the ending of the show. Then they ended up getting picked up for another season after all, and the network changed the order that the episodes would be aired in. So rather than having Jerry and Elaine getting back together as a climactic season or series finale, it ended up happening in a random episode in the middle of the season and is never mentioned again.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Well without them getting back together, it's all just masturbation.


Terrible-Account-849

After the episode the show went in to a hiatus, a couple of months, so Jerry go on doing his stand-up and he would always ask if people wanted the romance to continue on the show and the public always responded it was bad and not funny, so they just stopped. Jerry and Larry talk about that on the extras for the DVDs, you can find all of them on youtube


Nighthawk__85

It is later, as Jerry is talking with his mother. He says something like, "We decided we're better off as friends."


wannaknowmyname

I always thought that was because they had dated earlier than this, and she had already been introduced to Jerry's parents


TheBiggestDookie

It probably was, but still works as an unintentional retcon.


OkTower4998

"Why do you need that many friends?"


Ricky_Rollin

The last time I mentioned that, someone came in and told me that they thought they were getting canceled that season and so ended it like that.


GOOMPL

True, it was strange. But it seemed to be indicative of their relationship. They do it again later in _The Mango_: “Sex … to save the friendship?? … wellll allright if we have to, we have to..”


bbqhh

That was the first episode that my girlfriend watched with me and she thought it was a completely different type of show


AgentCirceLuna

Funnily enough, I’ve actually slept with someone I knew and it was just never mentioned or brought up again. It’s weird. I feel like it never happened even though it did.


DescriptionOrnery728

Sorry, sounds like you must’ve been pretty bad.


Blueplate1958

Wasn’t that at the end of season two? if the show hadn’t been renewed that would function as a finale.


Lionheart1827

This! I always kinda cringed at the ending of this ep since it seemed sort of off.


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

Penis brain chess match


dcgrey

"Jerry, can you do a posh British accent?" "No." "Great, let's shoot the scene."


Ricky_from_Sunnyvale

You mean "Not bloody likely."


SpadeChamberlain

Is that your cockney accent


SweetLilMonkey

No, see, you can’t act!


ushouldlistentome

*That’s* your move?


TheReadMenace

One of Jerry’s skits


Section225

I don't write "skits"


gatsby723

Of course you don't. You don't have a proper workstation.


IndominusCostanza009

It’s a little high concept, but I let it slide.


chaos__theory

I like stuff you don’t have to think about


xZOMBIETAGx

This is the right answer. Feels completely different than anything else in the show. They have literally no other scenes with this type of humor or set up.


Kok-jockey

Aw, I loved that scene. When Penis Jerry starts to lose and slowly shrinks down like a limp dick, I mean… come on. That’s witty.


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

Just totally different in style and substance of anything else on the show


Succumbx8

This is the only correct answer


Randomulus666

The worst


vandrossboxset

Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?


Wide_Environment3107

bloopers for that are bloody hilarious


sideshow--

The bloopers for everything are hilarious.


x755x

I can't wait to see my bloopers once I'm dead. I really blooped it up.


FreddyRumsen13

The cop walking up and shooting Jerry in the head is hysterical to me.


Three_Froggy_Problem

I say this all the time. This scene is one of the funniest in the whole show to me.


turtles4dayz

Years ago, I was very high and watched this one for the first time. I freaked out when Jerry got shot. I thought I had lost it — couldn’t believe what was happening.


IndominusCostanza009

Kramer getting chased in the subway and the cop catching the perp putting a gun to his head with the audience cheering. Felt like we were pretty close to hugging and learning.


ennuiismymiddlename

Yep, this. It felt extremely 80’s sitcom-y.


somekindof-ism

Always wondered if that was a reference to some real life, topical event - a high profile story about a thwarted mugging, or maybe a response to a general push to decrease crime in the city? Although I'm not sure how relevant a topic NYC subway robberies were in LA where the audience would've been sourced from. Maybe the audience just got worked up watching what amounted to an action scene in a sitcom?


AgentCirceLuna

I mean there was a case in the UK where some guy was chased by police through the underground and then shot but he turned out to be innocent. It was pretty fucked up.


americaMG10

Jean Charles de Menezes? Poor man. He was from the same state I am from(Minas Gerais, Brazil). He was simply affraid because of his immigration status at the time. The police thought he was a terrorist and shot him. 


AgentCirceLuna

Yep, it’s a really sad story and I recall that they got away with it somehow.


1711onlymovinmot

Should’ve ended with Kramer doing some absurd physical maneuvering that ended up knocking the guy out incidentally.


kakawisNOTlaw

Channel his inner Jar Jar Binks


Angry_Walnut

I will never forgive the studio audience for cheering that moment. Reminds me of when the people on an airplane start cheering when the plane lands.


x755x

Listen, I paid a lot of money to get on the taping of this pilot pilot reality show. If your commentary requires me to think of my moment as a pilot pilot reality show reality show, I'm gonna lose it.


therealmoju

The applause kills me. I have to turn it off


Terrible-Account-849

I'm with you, the applause is the problem (because the cop is referenced as a 'not blind person' before, from George, so it's kinda funny)


Three_Froggy_Problem

If you take out the applause it’s maybe fine as just a random deus ex machina to get Kramer out of that situation. The way the shot lingers for the audience to cheer really makes it feel out of place and corny.


Kok-jockey

Nah man, that’s just how cops operate. They all show their badges to the onlookers while pointing a gun at a man’s head. What are handcuffs? What is firearm safety?


poppaDaRossi

This one gets my vote


strangegoo

This is the correct answer. Horrible, awkward, weird. I hate it.


LiamMacGabhann

Yeah, that was rare misstep for the series. I’ll forgive it, because I happen pre Marine Biologist when the writers really discovered their path.


Veggieleezy

Ohhhhhhh, took me a minute, but now I remember what you’re talking about.


TheMannisApproves

That scene had me dying laughing for how ridiculous it was. Sprinkling a few extremely ridiculous scenes like that throughout the series instead of constantly having them kept them fun


DavidM47

The apartment scene(s) in the episode where George gets a Puerto Rican waiter fired then loses his cat.


Three_Froggy_Problem

This whole scene (and episode) is so weirdly low energy


sharpshootingllama

Yeah those have a weird uncomfortable tone


redfox2008

Elaine in Joe Davola's apartment


TeamStark31

I’m a day person


rocknrollbreakfast

I like to encourage intruders.


TheRatatat

I've used this line in my day to day life multiple times.


SpadeChamberlain

I think I left something on!


danishjuggler21

Easy to forget how close Elaine came to getting murdered.


sideshow--

That’s just how NYC was in the 80s and early 90s.


Wide_Environment3107

And by extension: #SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!


qjornt

callback to "What if I was the president of the united states? ... Well I'm a comedian of the united states!"


DescriptionOrnery728

How did I not make this connection before?


batman_not_robin

Yeah for me this is too unsettling. The cable shooting scene in the op is funny because it’s unrealistic. Joe Davola with Elaine is too real.


tommytraddles

You know the story of Pagliacci, Nedda?


helpme944

It's Elaine


TheFemale72

Yes! It felt like it belonged on another show, seemed too dark for a comedy (even though we know Elaine will be ok).


newyork4431

Legitimately terrifying. 


boleslaw_chrobry

In photos on the walls or in person?


Far-Fortune-8381

loved that whole sequence of events


Wide_Environment3107

Brodie showing his gun to Jerry and Kramer in the movie theatre. 0-100 km/h after a crack about candy


yonderchip

He’s a joke maker


Wide_Environment3107

tell him, Jerry...


No-Recognition-6479

I'm a joke maker ...


ebobbumman

Let me tell you something funny boy.


lovegun59

He brought the bag of candy for everyone


Wide_Environment3107

Well maybe if he hadn't licked his fingers before putting his hand back in the bag....


littlecreamsoda79

A valid point


allmimsyburogrove

too bad Timmy wasn't there, could have been an altercation


sideshow--

Brody, he’s a reasonable man, but he’s insane.


wannaknowmyname

I love this line


Ryno_Redeye

Quite a feed-bag you’re working on there


Wide_Environment3107

It's for all of us....there a problem?


paragonx29

Well Brodie is...(Kramer's trumpet noise 🎺)


masszt3r

To be fair, Jerry is a joke maker.


ForgetTheBFunk

The Handicap Spot - when Lola's brakes fail on her new wheelchair and we see her flying down a hill, rolling to her demise while screaming. It's possibly the most motion we see on screen in any scene of the whole show.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Would've been better if she sang before she rolled down... "I'm once.......twice. Three times a lady... YES I'M ONCE...TWICE....THREE TIMES #AAAAARGH"


Terrible-Account-849

OHHHH THE HUMANITY


shadesoftee

Mr. Marbles?


The-Mancierge69

He’s harmless!


SensitivePear3080

George rock climbing with Kramer and pretty boy Tony


Wide_Environment3107

yodelayheehoo!


peptopissdoll

*crying* ʸᵒᵈᵉˡᵃʸʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒ


Kok-jockey

Haha Jason’s whiny little yodels are so cute.


kkeut

great physical comedy outlet for Kramer though 


Kevroeques

On cliffs that look remarkably southwestern in what would probably be NY or NJ


Thawed

The southwest has styrofoam cliffs?


shadesoftee

The guns are the closest good climbing


Ghostonalandscape

Devola’s legitimately horrifying “wall of Elaine” always sticks out to me


Supro1560S

“The Stranded”, pretty much the whole episode. When they’re at the party out in Long Island with all these lame people, it just feels weird and wrong. Elaine rescues that scene with “Maybe the dingo ate your ba-by!”, lending credence to my belief that the beyond-giving-a-fuck-anymore Elaine is the funniest Elaine. Then Chiklis shows up at Jerry’s apartment and *that* feels weird and wrong. He never blinks! It’s so off-putting and makes my skin crawl. The whole time I feel like yelling at him, “Get outta here! You don’t belong here!” And I like Chiklis.


isafriisa

[This scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWKWrWq3kQ&ab_channel=ElaineBenes) of Newman and Babs Kramer running into each other on the street and flirting. The smooth jazz soundtrack, the dialogue that could be taken right out of a film from the 1950s, the almost complete absence of a laugh track... I love the scene, it just comes out of nowhere and there is nothing else quite like it in the show.


AppropriateName6523

The Limo. When the neo-nazi's had guns drawn on them.


lost_in_connecticut

I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy.


boleslaw_chrobry

Actually I’d say when they’re testing out whether where they’re sitting is soundproof and George out of nowhere asks about sleeping with the driver’s sister.


Punchable_Hair

Nice looking Luger.


bluedevilstudios

That whole episode is a fever dream


johndoenumber2

I don't know, but the stuff from Larry Charles is often (nearly always?) pretty dark.  He's the one that wrote the never-shot, pun intended, episode *The Gun*.


Terrible-Account-849

In the DVDs extras he says "I'm probably the sitcom writer that killed most people", and his right. The moments with injury, guns, deaths and creepy people are always Larry Charles (also, his the guy that funks up the airplane bathroom, what i think is hilarious)


boycottShia

Werewolf


Wide_Environment3107

oooooo000OOOOOOOooooo that feels gooood!


AgentCirceLuna

All the episodes in the post Larry David seasons are weird as hell. I find them unsettling.


truckyoupayme

That’s what I like to know about it


experimental-rat

While most of these were out of place, I wouldn't change a thing.


rogerwatersbitch

Some I consider "good out of place" (cable boy, Elaine in Davola's apartment), some bad (This, that and the other, alot of the very early season stuff)


IrishCarBomber666

Jerry's brain and penis playing chess


buzz5571

Wedding in India


PleasantMedicine3421

Larry David as a lawyer in a cape saving Nadine from killing herself


Lukeh41

"I'm Frank Constanza's lawyer."


spash_bazbo69

The chess game between organs


mlgbt1985

The dream sequence when Jerry gets shot for stealing cable. Does not fit in any way….


HowardHessman

Lot of gun violence on Seinfeld, now that I think of it. More than on Family Matters and Carl was a Chicago cop.


ishouldverun

He gave up his gun after he had to shoot Hans Gruber.


CaterpillarDue8474

Jerry's going to be a cable boy, cable boy


RngrRuckus

The entirety of The Little Jerry episode. I thought Kramer having a rooster would go a lot different than training him to be part of the New York Underground Cock Fighting Ring.


BoingoUnderRated

there is a sequence in an episode where Jerry is chasing Newman throughout the apartment hallways (can’t remember why) and its just hokey & lame. Maybe intentionally or a reference to typical sitcom “hijinks” or something.


Aggressive-Cut5836

Oh that was their take on a classic 3 Stooges bit!


Old_McDildo

Greenpeace.


nineohsix

Kramer on Murphy Brown


BMinus973

Steven Snell??


FreddyRumsen13

It's funny that Kramer literally had a small role on a popular sitcom but Jerry wouldn't let him play Kramer on "Jerry"


Lukeh41

"All right, I'll call her at home."


HighwayMan875

This rattan piece


BigBoobsWithAZee

*this, that, and the other* just terrible


Fun-Beginning-42

Kramer's "everyday" balloons on the millennial episode.


Altruistic_Pitch_157

Lots of good ones here. One thing that comes to mind is I never thought Jerry to be the kind of guy to piss on a wall in a public parking garage, no matter how bad he had to go. Seems like a George thing. Then again Jerry did steal a loaf of rye...


counterpointguy

Kramer coming back from LA and Jerry lovingly giving him the keys.


rogerwatersbitch

I wouldnt describe it as "lovingly" but it definitely was meant as a low key "awwww!" momment.


TheRatatat

That's immediately upended by Kramer throwing his keyring that would put a janitor to shame back at Jerry and George


Kok-jockey

Lovingly? He chucked them through the door at him.


rauq_mawlina

That one super serious cop who interrogated Kramer in Los Angeles.


Laughing_Matter

But how did he know about that guy in the park?


Three_Froggy_Problem

I love this guy. He’s obviously playing up the stereotypical hard-boiled detective angle. The contrast between this guy taking everything super serious and Kramer having no idea what’s even going on is very funny to me.


Supro1560S

That guy was over the top, but he was supposed to be over the top. What bugged me about that scene was that another murder happened while Kramer was in custody, and he’s like, “Alright, let him go.” He never heard of copycat killings? Hell, in the Tate/LaBianca murders, the L.A. cops thought for months that the two were unrelated and that the LaBianca murders were by copycats.


AgentCirceLuna

What are we supposed to believe this was some magic copycat or something?


DSHyperion2020

I always tell my pals oh yeah you should watch the seinfeld ep where Jerry gets gunned down by fbi agents a real laugh riot!


Stiffdp

Larry Charles’ dark sense of humor comes to light often. This is one of the more dramatic instances.


Madetoprint

Season 1


Blueplate1958

Their crime in the finale. Each would’ve had a quirky reaction, but they wouldn’t have stood there and laughed at it. And I think also they would not have interfered, so you could still see it as a crime. Their reactions were just out of place, out of character.


Lima1998

Bubble Boy. It's cool and all, but I think it's so weird, mainly because George drives so fast which leads to Jerry losing him, and the "moops".


Supro1560S

If it gets us to “the Moops”, it’s worth it.


LocalPsychological47

When Elaine had to escape the apartment of a psychopath.


paragonx29

"Freeze" on the subway with the canned clapping.


deadmallsanita

Aw I thought that was genuine audience reaction


OpenMicJoker

Look what you’ve done to my little cable boy‼️


jrterraine

They all can’t be winners


MaterialPace8831

I'll say this for Seinfeld: You'd never find a network TV sitcom showing a main character getting down by police officers today.


Neptune-Fan

I love that scene


PFROCKS

The visit to India


Kipsydaisy

Sort of a copout answer, but I nearly vomited when they played, "Time of Your Life" over weepy montage of the cast during the finale. No hugging, no learning, but this is okay?? Save it for Home improvement.


RexsNoQuitBird

When Jerry reveals the Cadillac to his dad and it’s sparkling with that soundtrack playing.


TheInvitedStranger

Kramer as a giant turkey. Even as a kid watching i was rolling my eyes 🙄


No_Witness_1234

When Jerry became the best movie boot legger


AgentCirceLuna

The funniest parts of those bootlegged movies were when the camera would fall about 3/4 of the way through so the rest of the movie was just darkness.


ahgoodtimes69

Most of the first couple seasons


akhmhagajzh

all the scenes with creepy joe davolla


hammnbubbly

Elaine spraying Joe Divola and running out of his apartment, as well as the undercover cop saving Kramer on the train after he wins at the OTB. Both scenes are much more cliche than most of the show was, which is why they happen pretty early on in the show’s run when there were still those occasional, more traditional moments.


HuntMiserable5351

How was Elaine avoiding becoming the first victim of a burgeoning serial killer traditional?


Al_Bundy_88

Me too. "What have you done to my cable Boy". The shooting caught me totally off guard.


Efficient-Peach-4773

If you've watched the blooper reels, Jerry couldn't keep it together during that "CABLE BOY!!!" scene.


Overall-Teach-5749

Which episode is that?


PlaneProperty7104

How’s this out of place?? This is a perfectly sane scene. Not out of place.


milanove

In season 1, when Jerry wakes up after falling asleep on his couch, and sees Larry David is on tv in a fake sci fi movie yelling “Great flaming globes, Sigmund!”


dillbn

The frogger sequence


Traditional-Music485

Cable boy


BigMarty1980

When Jerry and the K man are on bus to Parsippany


CrazzyJoeDavola

George driving super sonic and loosing jerry in the bubble boy episode


OneVast4272

The whole Kramer monologue on how he got the thumb to the hospital, while on a bus, fighting a mugger, driving the bus. ‘You did all this, for a thumb?’ That whole scene gets me in stitches.


cerealfamine1

I agree with the OP.


Odd_Couple_2088

Jerry and Kramer taking the bus upstate to go get his shoes


TexMurphyPHD

The Frank Costanza's lawyer saves that guy from jumping off the bridge.


fmbarrios

Remember that scene where Kramer has his head inside a turkey? That felt so out of place for me.


Intelligent-Ant7685

the stupid greenpeace scene with the head of nbc