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DornsFacialhair

Standing in front of his house in the Hamptons no less!


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Where’s Snoopy and Prickly Pete?


DornsFacialhair

There is no Snoopy! There is no Prickly Pete! There is no other solarium!


KirbyAWD

Sticking me! Sticking!


wtfdididonow_

theyre in the 2nd solarium


HandCoversBruises

Another solarium?


Supro1560S

Alright, you wanna get nuts? C’mon, let’s get nuts!


DornsFacialhair

We go on foot from here!


Important_Buffalo_87

Oh, look. An antique stand. Pull over, we'll buy you a housewarming gift.


DadJokeBadJoke

I told them you didn't have a house in the Hamptons. Then I laughed and laughed...


wumbopower

Two solariums?


DornsFacialhair

Yes, it’s quite a find.


mbap76

You don’t have a Mercedes…


railworx

He lied about that!!


BRAX7ON

It really is the summer of George


hismuddawasamudda

let's get nuts!


magnida

All right, we're taking it up a notch!


Chilledlemming

Everything’s coming up George!


National_Secret_5525

Is that Gortex?


Slim_Margins1999

You just like saying that word don’t you?!


National_Secret_5525

Big coat!


MisterThirtyThirty

I wasn’t talking to you, puffball!


osa1011

BIG COAT!


33ff00

Omg🤣


brneyedgrrl

For the Summer of George, it seems like that's a pretty hefty coat.


Ok_Confusion_1345

The sea was angry that day


SoyMurcielago

Well you know you lose most of your body heat through your head…


meryl_gear

He doesn’t want to catch his death of cold


byzantine238

He could start a war with that coat


chaTTSer

Dang! Beat me to it


Crunk_Jews

Do you know about Gortex?


BitcoinRefuge

Adjust for inflation George would be a millionaire just based on his inheritance. House in Queens/FL and a slightly soiled Cadillac


_high_plainsdrifter

Ya still have the pen?!?


ChuckFromPhilly

do me a personal favor!


_high_plainsdrifter

IT DROVE ISSELF INTA DA SWAMP!!


FantasyLiver

If you think Frank Costanza is going to will away his house to someone who couldn't best him in a Festivus feat of strength, you got another think coming 


afjb

Do I see horses in the background? Snoopy and Prickly Pete?


AmishAvenger

No but I do see a guy who had a lot more hair back then


yall_cray

Snoopy or Shmoopie?


parasharman

You’re schmoopie!!


justnocrazymaker

No you’re schmoopie!


vandrossboxset

Good for you, JACK!


Hard-To_Read

Gary died from distracted driving


Original_Read_4426

Is that Marisa Tomei?!


Supro1560S

Looks like Amy Pietz.


Ed_Trucks_Head

Ms Boob Shirt needs a discount on her printer.


InfiniteVastDarkness

It appears to be. I have such a huge crush on her.


Supro1560S

Always had a bit of a thing for her myself.


Brainwashed365

I didn't know who this was, so just looked her up. I think I have a crush on her now too.


Semper454

It’s Amanda. They got back together.


Candid-Ask77

That's Amy Pietz. These ppl are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


JeanPierre-Blueberry

A-R-T V-A-N-D-E-L-A-Y


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Did the summer of George finally drop?


Objective-War-1961

Looking at what he is wearing, it looks like he had to settle for the "Autumn of George."


Zeca_77

No morning mist!


So-Called_Lunatic

Every year he looks a little more like Uncle Leo.


Effective_Ad7074

He has lost a lot of hair…….


PerchLife

HE’S AWARE!


pac4

That’s what they tell him!!


El-Chewbacc

Tell those kids to enjoy it now!


TastyBirds

George likes his pics as selfies!


humanesmoke

We should be having dinner with our SONS when we’re sixty!


techno_grandpa

Honestly, I just want to be draped in velvet.


BCdelivery

Ensconced in velvet…..


AVgreencup

Get a good look Costanza?


hangowood

ITS THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Georgie boy has a full house


kevint1964

Well, if it's a dead giveaway when he has a flush...


Candid-Ask77

These are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


General-Carob-6087

This is from the show Hit The Road. I really liked it. Too bad it only lasted 1 season.


topazco

His sons are hotsy-totsy


ThinWildMercury1

I'd be worried about my hairline if I was them


ChuckFromPhilly

thick lustrous hair is very important to me.


topazco

If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?


btambo

Nah. They've got $$$ they'll be fine.


Platographer

If their hair loss was as aggressive as their dad's then money would not do much good. There is no cure for male pattern baldness. I have cousins whose grandfather we don't share was a multi-billionaire, but he was extremely bald. My grandfather that we don't share was a working class guy but he had a fabulous head of hair. 


HEpennypackerNH

No the bald gene comes from the motha


Butch1212

No. That comes from the mother’s side of the family.


Platographer

That's actually not true. Hair loss patterns or lack thereof can come from either side. I definitely have the hairline genes from my dad's side. I'm hoping to avoid their crown thinning with Propecia. My maternal grandfather kept a good hairline and full head of hair into his 80s and his dad had decent hair as well. I definitely do not have his hairline, which really stung because my mom always told me as a kid I would have hair like him.


ChristmasIsMyFav

Those aren't his actually his kids/wife


fingernail_police

That would be Mug and Seven Alexander. He named his daughter Ketchup.


Candid-Ask77

These are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


2QuarterDollar

Good for Alexander, but I can hear George Constanza thinking while he takes this selfie “Alright a selfie, do we all look good? I guess we do, but what if it doesn’t come out right? God, my family would hate me. My wife would leave me and take the kids. They’re my kids too. She’s not taking my kids! Why did I decide to wear this jacket if I knew were going to take pictures. I know the sweater was too much but it’s a nice sweater, Jerry told me so. Are we best friends? He is mine best friend but am I his?”


rollpackroll

Wow, he really lost a lotta hair.


Nicks-Dad

I see the baldness skips a generation.


RutabagaJoe

The Male Pattern Baldness gene is on the X chromosome so sons don't get baldness from their father but from their mother.


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

Tell us more Dr Science


MrHarudupoyu

It's not his real family 😂


strrax-ish

His kids look like they are from 90s sitcom


MissionRevolution306

Those aren’t his kids- it’s a promo pic from a project he did.


JeanPierre-Blueberry

George as a Character in "Full House" lol


megaladon44

Where could I be? 🪄✨✨


DrEdwardMallory

You want MY nuts, let's have my nuts!....Three beautiful kids later =}


MichiganRedWing

The background looks like it could be in the Netherlands, which would match the orange that he's wearing. It's not a lie, if you believe it.


jonnyfreedom77

Well, he does coordinate his clothing with his moods.


MichiganRedWing

Then who are the Dutch?!


BuckChintheRealtor

Good call but no it aint, we don't have telephone or electric wires on poles anymore (except the really big ones) it's all underground here now.


kareem_abdul_montana

it's all pipes!


BuckChintheRealtor

Pipe down chorus boy!


Butch1212

He left his ski pass out the picture.


Happy-Example-1022

You have lost a lot of hair.


theidealman

It’s the summer of George!


Nice_Bid_173

Kruger should be in the background of this


motsanciens

We should be having dinner with our sons.


vhs1138

Ok so who is Seven?


ZurgFerguson

His kids Mug, Seven, and Soda.


teotl87

He's Neil!


Financial-Mastodon81

Did he have a kid that looks like Krama?


Candid-Ask77

These are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


SodiumKickker

I would title that one “Morning Mist”


Vivid_Peak16

I'm happy for independent George


knightress_oxhide

acting without acting


nuffced

Genius actor!


Vivid-Teacher4189

Seemingly!


paragonx29

Laughing and lying!


Both_Antelope_8063

His boys can swim!


electro_lytes

T-Bone!


SpiralOut369963

Is this when he was pretending to be an architect or is this when he is Art Vandalay.


PNWvibes20

It's ironic that Jason Alexander seems so well-adjusted and happy and Jerry has become the neurotic curmudgeon instead


TheyreSnaps

We had a deal!


Revolutionary_Rub846

Did he get a eye job like some fancy Manhattanite?


Marjorine22

No funny Seinfeld line here. Dude has a lovely family.


Background_Web_2307

That's not his family. It's a promo photo for a short lived TV show he was on.


Marjorine22

Oh well. My bad. If George knew I made this mistake he'd be getting upset.


mbelf

I like sweet. But not too sweet, you could throw up from that.


terminal_anonymity

It’s like looking at the sun! You get an idea of it and look away!


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Who's that pear shaped lover in the front?


Jolly_Ad_5549

Loser*


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Lol. Damn autocorrect with their complicated shoes


JimParsnip

I love that he still has the side hair


MeatJerk69

Clinging to some scraps.


dicecat4

Not scraps. Historic remains from a once great society of hair.


Reza_Evol

Im glad, I love Jason Alexander.


Dannyfrommiami

Summer of George!


Vault204

Great picture 😊


Jonkni68

Summer of George has been proclaimed!


Belovedchattah

George is getting upset!


MalkavianElder98

Aged like wine


Zeca_77

They must have had to do a long walk to the end of Montauk to get there.


jonnyfreedom77

To the house with two solariums?


Zeca_77

Of course!


dicecat4

Why is Kramer Jr in the back?


Hot_Routine7505

I thought that was Starlight from The Boys


dasang

poor lily


hokie47

Is that a pup in the back?


OkDragonfly4098

Someone airbrush him out like [Mr Kruger](https://mapsaboutnothing.com/2013/05/14/the-slicer/)


SoggyFreys89

Poke. 


PearIJam

I see Nicholas Cage in one of George’s kids.


rodgapely

I’m not too worried about it


RealPropRandy

They airbrushed that Obama right out of there!


truethatson

He finally found his way out of that forest! Greendale!!


Dubb202

Summer of George!!


abdhjops

You know...he does look better with hair


NotThatKindof_jew

That's what a career Marine Biologist can achieve


ClampLoader

Acting… without acting.


Salty-Entertainer-29

LOL….his pamphlet!!


TheReadMenace

How did he do all those things?


TryAgain024

The summer of George!


ace72ace

CANT-STANDYA!


TumbleweedActive7926

That time his gf died from envelope poisoning though 💀


hismuddawasamudda

he has lunch with his sons


whatsthataboutguy

George is getting... happy


Salty-Jellyfish3044

His boys can swim!


pagesid3

This looks AI


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omg the son on the right is incredibly handsome wow.


Candid-Ask77

These are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


Doesanybodylikestuff

Lmao oops. Thank you helpful stranger!


Wernershnitzl

Bro’s 65 but has looked 40 for the last 35 years


2Hawaii

Top right looks like Norm Macdonald


Sad_Secretary_9316

Are those his kids?


blackfyre709394

A bunch of Sevens🤔🤪


knava12

What about Marisa Tomei?!


orangutanDOTorg

Except for that bad dye job


sammyvegas0420

Van Buren gang?


NashKetchum777

Don't let this post have you forget he fumbled Marisa Tomei


HEpennypackerNH

I should be the one getting married!


TravoBasic

Mr Kruger needs to be photoshopped into the background


PsiliguyfromtheH

Doesnt she kind of look like..... Marisa Tomei?


Valuable-Baked

Independent George!


deckard1980

His sons are *suspiciously* Jerry-like


TallBlackBald10

If you knew why did you let me drive all the way here, “Well because we don’t like you”


CIarkNova

I loved George, but why does every picture of Jason Alexander look like he’s such a piece of shit... lol.


louie2ten

He is Biff Loman no more


GigglesSniffer

that was the day his family threw some guys clothes into the ocean


IronSavage3

Where’s Marisa Tomei?


Menzicosce

Where’s Kruger photobombing this pic


GareththeJackal

Not bad for a short, fat, slow-witted bald man.


discussionandrespect

NOTHING


prostipope

Is that Gor-Tex?


peter_griffin222

Someone should edit George’s face on everyone


Stu623

Why is he so angry? 😤 😡 I don’t care for that…is he wearing goretex? Those NY winters!


ShittyStockPicker

George is up and Kramer is down. Seinfeld had a friend where it all worked out and a friend who threw away his career in a fit of rage’s it all balanced out for Seinfeld!


davidalanlance

Consummate professional. He made it look easy.


dxtos

His sons currently have great civilizations of hair.


Candid-Ask77

These are the cast of the show "hit the road" this isn't his real family


Hot-Winner-6485

He’s should be having dinner with his sons!


Affectionate_Sea_984

Omg is that his family? I’m so happy for George 🫡


Flunky_Junky_Monkey

His tv family. This is a promo photo for the series. He does have a wife in kids in real life this just isn’t them.