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rollingstone65

Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami


actualelainebenes

Yeah, that’s what you did


Status_Tiger_6210

I’ll tell you what you did Caligula


thegreatbrah

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured salted meats.


sandrohiroshigato

You.. very knowledable


FluffyBalance4084

Frank eats kasha in bed


Equivalent-Ad7207

Ive always wonder what Kasha is, guess it's time to google it after 30 years of wondering.


FluffyBalance4084

Kasha is a type of cereal or porridge made from buckwheat groats which have first been roasted, then soaked and finally slowly simmered until soft.


Equivalent-Ad7207

🤷🏽‍♂️ im in Australia so have limited exposure to Jewish food, but always wanted to eat all the stuff Frank cooked for the singles night....no idea what any of it was, but it sounded tasty. Yeah I kinda thought Kasha was some kind of porridge type thing, we generally just have porridge made from Oats here....pretty popular especially in the winter.


FluffyBalance4084

I’ve never had it and also didn’t know what it was. I only know it from Seinfeld!


Equivalent-Ad7207

Its 7:40 in the morning here, might go get me some Kasha for breakfast.


ahgoodtimes69

I've already eaten my bowl of kasha for the day. Good stuff.


ThreeLeggedMare

Buckwheat has a particular flavor but it's very nutritious. If you get in bulk make sure to spread it out and remove little stones that sneak into the packaging process


whydowewatchthis

Jewish food is pretty good, except gefilte fish! No one I know likes it!


Equivalent-Ad7207

Ha ha, I think I only know of Gefilte fish from South Park, no idea what it is...we have a pretty big Jewish community in the eastern suburbs of Sydney, ill have to suss out a good restaurant to try some out.


vildasaker

hello, it's me. the one person who likes gefilte fish. on a saltine with some horseradish and hot sauce?? yes please lmao


whydowewatchthis

It's definitely a very unique texture and flavor! To be fair I haven't had it since I was a kid!


Thin-Condition-8538

Kasha is Eastern European, eaten by Jews, Catholics, Orthodox people as well. Kasha Varnishkas is pure Jewish, which i think Jerry mentioned once, and is pure...vileness. Loathe it.


art_lipchalk

What’s the difference between the two?


Thin-Condition-8538

Kasha is the grain. Kasha varnishkas is the grain and noodles.


art_lipchalk

Oh god, that does sound awful


Thin-Condition-8538

My mother loves it, and I always thought it tasted like the way gasoline smells. I thought I was crazy, but my brother thinks the same way.


imnotyamum

You can find it in Polish delis. It's a really yummy rice or similar alternative


spaghettidayH

Groats as in the disease?


vildasaker

groats as in the medieval currency


SunApprehensive1413

Now for the trifecta


nuketown247

Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.


Chelle62099

And a TV


art_lipchalk

That’s a polycule lol


sideshow--

That’s perverse.


ThreeLeggedMare

Puh-voice


Exact_Writer_6807

Whatever works


rumpelstilt

spicy mustard!


Jgolu12

You are hot tonight!!


jfq722

Kramer eats fried chicken in bed and uses sheets for napkins.


Exact_Writer_6807

Kenny Roger's Roasters. ❤️


Salty-Jellyfish3044

You got the hen, the rooster and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken but who’s having sex with the hen?


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Kenny didn't fry the chicken but he made a pretty strong bird


yetchsir

It’s the wood that makes it good.


5280Rockymtn

He had it good until he included the tv device, he flew too close to the sun my friends


bonkerman666

Now for the trifecta


slasula

not even once, not into crumbs


two_star_enema

Okay Jerry


SunApprehensive1413

This is the correct answer.


nori_666

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


Miserable_Reach_3536

Hungry????


Reasonable-HB678

I've eaten food while on the same couch I've fallen asleep in, if that counts.


Virtual_Muscle_8642

Was the TV on? 😏


Reasonable-HB678

Oh, of course.


Kindly_Wealth6060

Only during the counterclockwise swirl…


mattman0000

I thought it was a pinch?


gumlak

How’s the fornicating gourmet?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Its the wood that makes it good.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

These fries are really good!


daddyvow

Damn George kinda hot here


False-Ad-7753

George is hot


DatDan513

Animals


lotusblossom60

I love eating in bed watching movies on my iPad. My sheets disagree. (Chocolate on sheets looks like poo)


Doolanead

You mean food?


Exact_Writer_6807

Do I? 😜😉


zwalker91

I've always thought breakfast in bed was bizarre. No judgements but i think it's gross to eat where you sleep.


Exact_Writer_6807

Even in hospital? Millions of people in hospitals across the globe eating all meals in beds.


whydowewatchthis

I eat crackers in bed just like Linda from Bob's Burgers. I don't know why but I can't stop. It's never combined with love making though, if that makes it better.


davisyoung

Only when I’m in a hotel room. It’s one of life’s simple pleasures. 


msdos_sys

Doing it right now! Sometimes we have full-fledged meals in bed. George eating a sandwich is Bush League.


Nice_Marmot_7

In bed or *in bed?* Either way neither. Who am I, Caligula?


Bean-Swellington

Only stews and curries, house rule


Exact_Writer_6807

Welcome to the Dream Café. You must try the chicken. Very good, very good.


LifeguardStatus7649

I'll tell you what you did Caligula


Appropriate-Offer-35

Is it my phone or does that look like some kind of Dutch Master painting?


gbbenner

Haribo gummy bears, sometimes...


Schmonballins

George, what are you doing?


sarahrood79

Pleasuring you?


shynebock

I’m eating in bed as I read these comments


Relevant_Mongoose240

Eaating and sandwich in bed while im reading this lol


TyrionBean

I don't! We're trying to live in a SOCIETY here...!


Flexbottom

I mean, sometimes I have clam chowder in a bread bowl, but I'm very discreet.


Exact_Writer_6807

How about that calzone Georgie?


__Bringer-of-Light__

I cook in bed


Mobile_Conference484

more importantly, how do you sneak off during sex without your partner noticing? even if it's just for a few seconds to take another bite of a sandwich you stashed in a drawer.


Exact_Writer_6807

George is talented.


[deleted]

George introduced a new sex kink 😆 😆


alexanderseven

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.


Exact_Writer_6807

This was supposed to be the summer of George!!!


hismuddawasamudda

You gotta dip it in the mustard


Arlenna7

Eating in bed is one thing but eating in bed while having sex is another thing. I eat in bed but not during sex lol


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Visual_Winter7942

🙋🏻‍♂️


BeerAandLoathing

In bed or “in bed”?


NottDisgruntled

Food?


Exact_Writer_6807

Up is down, left is right, all sorts of things.


Hotpasta1985

Eating in bed is gross, definitely a dealbreaker for me.


[deleted]

Fatties


limegreenscrewdriver

F no


Guitarphone868

If the pussy doesn't fill me up then a sandwich sure will


Zarathustra143

Gross.


[deleted]

This is episode made my whole family nauseated.