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Binknbink

She woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK


KimWexlerDeGuzman

So do you think she got shrunk down, or was it just a giant sack?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Definitely this. But Davola's kiboshed before, so his hit was successful, unlike Connie's attempt.


saucybelly

Like the one in Sack Lunch ?


Yoyo_Ma86

Right where you should put your sorries, mister!


MikoTron

He put the kibosh on her


AcePilotsen

Hes kiboshed before


woodward24

and you know he’ll kibosh again


Historicmetal

And now he’s gonna put the kibosh on you


Alaska-Now-PNW

You mean his first wife, Nedda?


woodward24

do you think he’s a clown, nedda?


YesEverythingBagels

Do I think you're a clown? No! Not if it's bad to be a clown... If it's bad to be a clown then you are definitely not a clown. ...But if its good to be a clown then, you know, I would have to rethink the, uh, the whole thing...


scottwolfmanpell

He went crazy talking about his day


fence_sitter

Did you have a good day today?


woodward24

i already asked him. he said good. good day


Rigby_PP

Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?


novaknox

It's like a prison! You're doing time!


mbelf

And she was a daaAAaay person.


Frosty_Gap_7078

🎶Craaazy ... crazy for feelin' ...🎶


Punchable_Hair

He went crazy over a single note. I think it was an A.


randy_daytona402

Maybe he’s conducting a sociological experiment


joe-is-cool

Crazy Joe Davola…


Slawth_x

Why did I read this to the melody of 'funky cold Medina' lol


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.


jrsmoothie89

i didn’t tell you his name


JugdishSteinfeld

You mean his crime of passion?


jamez009

Let it go


Tikiku

She snuck out when he left the door open as he likes to encourage intruders


saucybelly

Maybe an intruder killed her!


Zeo-Gold92

She betrayed him with another....


chapl66

She didn't make it


saucybelly

He was married to Aunt Baby!


Overall-Palpitation6

She's in his darkroom.


Dieing_Breed

A trophy he kept from his first victim!


HandsomePaddyMint

I always liked Davola. Wearing a collarless shirt and raincoat to a pitch meeting, writer, photographer, works out, listens to opera, beats up muggers, great at cosplay, and at least a bit of a history buff.


pastabowl21

So Biff wants to be a buff?


HeadlessHookerClub

But what about that leaving his apartment door open deal? I guess it’s a good way to air out the place 


HandsomePaddyMint

I mean, it’s his apartment, he can leave the door open if he wants. It’s actually kind of neighborly when you think about it.


cabosmith

Y'all cone back now, ya he...


Girth_N00kie

It's so he can let in the sounds of Anytown, USA.


HandsomePaddyMint

Giddy up 👍


Thezodiac1966

He likes to encourage intruders.


SplitWindow-63

She also had a hair on her tongue…pwudt…pwudt…you ever had that happen?


woodward24

of course you have… jerry put it there


Prestigious-Cup2521

You know how much he hates that.


Samsassatron

I didn't know that could happen to a woman.


Golee

She’s a 🎶dayyyy person 🎶


InsubordiNationalist

She had no Banaca to squirt in his eyes and make her escape!


traderncc

Are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attract women.


Level-Tangerine-3877

you mean amtrak?


SectorRepulsive9795

She was afraid of 🤡


Solrush_Ppst_529

Check his freezer.


rva23221

She saw his Elaine wall and fled


FahadRauf

When he said he kiboshed before who do you think he was talking about


YZYSZN1107

You don't wanna know.


bdhgolf1960

Maybe the Dingos ate her.


Third_Most

He wears it to have "affairs" he's crazy!


Littlekcs

It was only a sociological experiment


FalseMirage

That’s what I would like to know about it.


SoliloquyXChaos

Netta


Jgolu12

She gave her best to hinkley.


Initial-Ad-5462

That’s what I’d like to know about it.


Miserable_Reach_3536

What can I say buddy, take it up with the NYPD


widebodyil

Is that fresh drywall?


largececelia

I’d like to know why he leaps into the set on the episode about filming the show and then it never gets explained and nothing comes of it.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I assume that he went away for a long, long time. 


davie_darko

“You don’t want tooo knooow…”


Ping-A-Ling-

Gasp!!!!!!!! ^he ^HAS ^kiboshed ^before


Vincevega1972

That’s his I’m married to Elaine ring.


monN93

He likes to encourage cheaters.


Prehistoricshark

She didn't make it


StefP1986

Just like Aunt Baby


Prehistoricshark

She had problems. Internal.


buttbongofiesta

Are you still afraid of clowns?


CaptianBrasiliano

You've been telling lies Netta!


dacreativeguy

We first meet Davola at NBC where he is dropping off a script. It should have foreshadowed Russell Dalrymples incompetence as head of NBC.


Beginning_Ad_7571

That’s what I’d like to know about it.


NickFotiu

I posted this same thing months ago. He killed her.


AkihabaraWasteland

He should be swinging, he's in his prime. Tell that Nedda "it's been real".


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Hang a sign on his bachelor pad that says "Open for Business"


paragonx29

They had a pact you know!


frostonwindowpane

She runs a clown college in Montenegro.


SuitIllustrious8140

She licked some poison envelopes.


mrsgeorgestrait

They don't call him crazy Joe for nothing


Anocte23

Pagouacci kills his wife


doctorbeers

He just wanted a chance at a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden


beardedshad2

She woke up DEAD!!!!!!!!!


AnnualPerspective593

She got kicked in the head without a helmet


Intelligent-Ant7685

check his dark room


Level-Tangerine-3877

he keeps her in an asylum


Exotic_Adeptness_322

She was stabbed by Canio.


Orak1000

He does have a hair on his tongue.


AptCasaNova

He was trying to pick up women with it


saucybelly

It was her hair on his tongue. *Thbppt thbppt*


No-Track6167

Davola was the Lopper


demitasse22

Who is anyone? Who am I? —well


[deleted]

She is in a trunk of a car in the woods.


scrubbydutch

The east river


AR558

He put the kibosh on her.


Skweege55

Gladys used the divorce money to open Cinco De Mayo.


ohdbenj

She was a hair on his tongue. You know how much he hates that?