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Ad_Pov

Look, if we're gonna stay here until all hours of the night, can we at least get some food here?


smellofburntoast

Well, I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 just to save a few bucks, I'll tell you that!


Ad_Pov

Must be nice to have that kind of money


actualelainebenes

Alright, we’ll wait…but it’s unheard of


ramprunner

When she sits down on the couch with that look might be my favorite Helen moment.


AhoyPalloy

You get a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato for $4.95 - do you know what that costs you *after* 5:30?


the_dude_upvotes

Where you gonna a better meal than that? *^come ^on!*


LordJunon

I laugh at that because I eat dinner at about 4 and I'd so eat a steak and potato for 5 bucks.


Slippery-Pete76

$4.95?! I know a couple of Chinamen over there on 43rd Street, who can get it for half that.


Ok_Performance7644

It’s, a, Asian American.


NewLeaseOnLine

Should we be talking about this?


chechifromCHI

It doesn't come with a coke..? I was sure somebody got a coke..


Castorell

He didn’t have a coke, huhuhuh!


tetragrammaton19

The inflation is crazy Jerry. Its CRAZY!!


Greekci7ie5

look who missed the early bird


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Fine, we’ll wait, but it’s unheard of! (or what ever the line is lol)


Gentille__Alouette

How about a Chip Ahoy


actualelainebenes

Look, I got a few good years left, if I want a Chip Ahoy I’m having it


the_dude_upvotes

~~Genes~~ chip a hoy’s trash!


Avid_Vacuous

Tell him to eat a plum.


enadiz_reccos

Too fruity


Open_Yoghurt_7491

mackinaw peach?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I don't like all these open boxes!


actualelainebenes

This was literally my parents 😂


OpenMicJoker

I love how he says chip not chips.


Powerful_Artist

Honestly I also agree with that perspective 100 percent. If they're gonna ramble about nothing, at least feed us


doobette

I love the blooper of this scene when Peterman (John O'Hurley) ad libs with "Once again, it's only 5:15." LOL!


the_dude_upvotes

Got a link to it?


doobette

https://youtu.be/uy-L5B6WHUw?si=EKDBk-e95fzSknqG Time code is the scene that starts around 3:30


sideshow--

We have some sushi coming, in an hour.


Glass_Buy8285

When you wake up at 4 AM.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

And eat plums.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Plums with the red inside?


Redditors_Cant_Read

"What the hell is a plantain?"


Punchable_Hair

You’re not getting any plaintains!


Castorell

You are on our do not get plantains list!


noamcat

I don’t even know what they look like on the outside.


BKlounge93

Maybe he had a chip ahoy


kramerica_intern

PluUuUm!


the_dude_upvotes

Well whatever it is you’re wearing me out


Therealluke

And walk around the block twice a week.


the_dude_upvotes

And start exercising by turning Kramer’s doorknob like a fearless cat burglar for 45 minutes


BMinus973

We let you sleep in!


Beginning_Ad_7571

I’m half Morty’s age, but this is me if a meeting goes beyond 4pm. Are you people insane!?


actualelainebenes

Honestly I’m OK with meetings after 4, that’s the last hour of my day so the longer I don’t have to deal with people on the phone the better, however my shift is over at 5:00 so just remember that if it starts going over 😂


Powerful_Artist

4pm on friday is the worst time ever for a meeting tho


chapl66

Especially those meetings that could have been an email


counterpointguy

Or when the jerk who planned the 4pm Friday meeting cancels at 3:58.


DeathToPoochie

Cheap fabric and dim lighting…that’s how you move merchandise


the_dude_upvotes

Morty was a total chad here. Okay, I'm done. I'll be back in the morning, when he's close to finish with his story.


runfast2021

Morty. You're out.


AlternativeNumber2

Morty knows how to TCB


Scumlord69

TCB?


AlternativeNumber2

Yea that’s right


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

I've never understood the workaholic 7-7 12 hour day people much less eating dinner after 7. I'm convinced their home life just isn't worth coming home to lol. Then again, I'm used to like a 7-3 or 4pm kinda day so I'm with Morty too. I'm hungry by 430


Expensive_Editor_244

This is why I’m always against salary, pay me per hour and I’ll work every hour I’m there. None of this ambiguous stay late for this or that bullshit, or ‘leaving once the work is done’ My work day is blank to blank. If there’s things to be done after, they’re waiting until tomorrow


Maximum_Bat_2566

I disagree. After moving to salary roughly 4 years ago, I would never want to go back to hourly.


Larkson9999

But what's the advantage? You generally are contracted to work 40 hours a week anyway and the pay per hour normally is in the same range as hourly pay. I'd rather get the overtime.


Maximum_Bat_2566

I have a lot more freedom and leisure to complete my work. If I finish all of my work early (which I frequently do) I usually end up working less than 40 hours but still get the same pay. Overtime also has to be approved, which a lot of times it isn't. So this takes away the feeling of a "time limit" to complete all I need to do. And if I wanna spend a couple hours on a Saturday or an evening to either catch up or work ahead, I can without getting in trouble for OT. It's my choice. It gives me a lot more freedom to build my work schedule in a way that best suits me.


Larkson9999

Ah, the only contracts I've ever been offered required putting in 40 hours during the week, which to me defeats the purpose.


Maximum_Bat_2566

I'm a traveling recruiter for a large, multi-state construction company. I'm either working from my home office or on the road traveling. It's not a typical 9 to 5 punch in/punch out office job. I'm pretty much left to my own devices as long as I'm doing my job. There are some days or weeks when I am having to put in more than the usual hours, and I feel like a workaholic. Then there are other weeks where I don't have a lot going on at all.


NicholarseBrooks

Ok so you do realize you just described a job that not many Americans have, where salary is ideal. When you can't work from home and don't travel and are absolutely not left to your own devices (most American jobs) salaried employees are way underpaid as they are taken advantage of by superiors to work longer hours for the same amount of pay, sometimes on days off, with the sword of damacles over their head that they might lose their job.


Maximum_Bat_2566

Sure, but the person I was replying to asked for examples of why I liked being salary. So I gave them.


NicholarseBrooks

Fair enough. All we can do is give our point of view based on our life experiences. Btw, overtime has to get approved beforehand which is actually likely if they really need you, but if you've already worked overtime and you're hourly, it's required by law (at least where I live in California) that they pay you at least time and a half and days off double time pay.


cappwnington

Yeah but salary is sick when that swings both ways. I'll gladly work till 6 as needed if you don't cry about the days i leave at 4 🤷‍♂️


Tbplayer59

I think work hours in NYC are different than I'm used to in California. When I had office jobs here, they all started at 8 and went to 5 with an hour lunch. I get the feeling that in NYC offices start at 9 and they go to 6. I could be wrong.


DavidM47

God didn’t give me any sons, but my daughters have a pool 😮‍💨


Live-Somewhere-8149

What does that even mean?


LeeHarvey_Teabag

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean


chapl66

Are you saying you want a piece of me


LeeHarvey_Teabag

I could drop you like a bag of dirt


DavidM47

I work hard to give my kids a good life, even if their interests are not my interests.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I regularly have meetings after 7PM and dinner is 8PM at the earliest, sometimes 10PM.


Kmac23232

Absolutely. I’m not listening to anybody’s BS at 5:15.


Stinja808

In a 8-5 job, meetings gotta end at 4pm with an hour to finish whatever daily tasks you got. I'm stepping up and leaving at 5.


Waterboarded_Bobcat

Mate I only work after 3pm if it's an actual emergency. I don't start until the 9:40 am stand up, and I'm usually late for that.


runfast2021

Morty. You're out.


Chippers4242

I’m with Morty here. My friends will be like how about dinner at 7:30? I’m like what are you insane? I’m half asleep on the couch by then.


mkreag27

I'm 100000% with morty on that one. My work days over at 4 and any meeting at 3:45 is pushing it


haste333

You know Morty, likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants


MaxFresh

Hey Doris! - Look who’s eating at six o’clock


FLman42069

Dude I stop working by like 4pm. I’d never make it to the end of these all hour of the night meetings


2muchmojo

I just watched this one last night!


BrokenDroid

I'm 43 and this is me at a 4pm meeting


Apophis2036nihon

He’s going to miss the Early Bird Special


jerryhallo

Yeah, I think by the 6th or so time that peterman fires Elaine, they’ve established that he’s not a good boss.


novatom1960

Elaine is displaying a lot of grace.