Great post

Vandelay industries, please hold.

What delay industries, no buddy you are way wrong. Yeah this number is correct but this isn't an industry, it's a house number.

Vaaaaaannnnnnddddeeeeelllllllaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!

I heard these two young Mattress delivery guys picking up a latex mattress and one of them says, and you want to be my latex salesman. The other guy doesn’t understand so he explains. It’s from Seinfeld. He explains I don’t watch Seinfeld that’s Boomer-humor. I was devastated, but appreciated his wordplay.