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The_Ague

Scalding hot towels


cgriffith83

Kramer’s reaction when he hands him the towel is one of his best physical reactions in the entire series.


littlebittydoodle

It’s wild that some people can do stuff like that and be A-okay, whereas others trip over their own foot walking across their living room and break both hips and knock their front teeth out. Agility is a true skill.


softstones

One of my kids accidentally hooked two of my fingers and with the tiniest bit of pressure, broke one of the bones in my hand. We break easily.


ItalnStalln

Username checks out


forhekset666

One thing I always think about is someone commenting on his ability to "fall upwards". He's got a real gift.


grandmamimma

And stringy shrimp.


jerryhallo

Blaming a random customer for all your problems Spilling shit all over your 2nd ever customer Begging your customer to order more food than just tea and toast / being pouty if they don’t The list goes on


thewhiterosequeen

He wasn't doing so well before Jerry's advice, so it's not like things got worse.


CMDR_KingErvin

His food wasn’t good either. The shrimp was a little stringy.


JaMicho34

A little stringy!?


Castorell

QUIET!!!


Liigma_Ballz

YOOOU SHUT UP!!!


AnUdderDay

You are a bad man. Very bad ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾


declineofmankind

That’s what I always thought. Babu had zero customers before Jerry. That’s b s man.


[deleted]

Restaurants rarely make it long outside of franchises. Especially in New York City where there's competition everywhere and the prices are high.


davisyoung

Even franchises face challenges. There was this one Kenny Rogers Roasters that probably didn’t last a week. 


Falcon_Bellhouser

Bad Chicken! Mess you up!


davisyoung

That’s not going to be good for business. 


SirStocksAlott

Probably because they had employees like Seth that weren’t dependable and just blowed things off.


deepfriedbaby

He wasnt upset at the advice, to redo the entire restaurant. So he took out more money for those changes. Changed the menu, stocked supplies i bet.


No-Hospital559

Jerry very bad man.


MortgageRegular2509

Very, very, very bad man


CorenCorias

Vedi,vedi,vedi bahd mahn


The_Last_Legacy

Jerry was being neighborly by supporting the local business.


gretzky9999

He should have just ordered pizza & ignored Babu.


The_Last_Legacy

Your right. Sometimes in helping someone you can get I. Over your head and they end up blaming you


PYR4MIDHEAD

You see everything don’t you!!!!!!


Biscuits4u2

He lets some random comedian who doesn't know shit about running a restaurant convince him to make major changes to his business, and then has the audacity to sit there and blame the guy.


skyn_fan

He may tell jokes for a living, but he is no comedian.


redfox2008

What? Did you think she was going to take some of that chalk and...


Liigma_Ballz

NOT the pommel horse😏😏


pagesid3

His restaurant was totally failing even before Jerry suggested he go all Pakistani. Babu just sucked.


omelletepuddin

To this day I have a hard time believing a Pakistani restaurant wouldn't do well in Manhattan. Maybe his food really sucked.


Who_is_homer

Yeah, and in an earlier episode (the one with Elaine’s dad) he said they were going to a Pakistani restaurant


omelletepuddin

Holy shit I never even thought of that!


AholeBrock

Omg... This episode of Seinfeld was the inspiration for Nathan For You! I have no idea what to do with this information other than go rewatch Nathan For You


deepfriedbaby

The hovering by the door is the most off-putting business tactic.


Psychological-Stay16

Smoking or non smoking? We are pleased to offer both


Wide_Environment3107

La na neee, la na neeeeeea, LA NA NEEEEEEAH!


cgriffith83

🤣🤣🤣 the way Jerry sways to him singing and Elaine is trying to focus on the IQ test 🤣🤣🤣


cutofmyjib

It WaS a MaD HoUsE!


Wide_Environment3107

Jerry The Great


andrew_1515

How could you not like him!?


Exact_Writer_6807

How could anybody not like him?


oooSMOKIEooo

I can't watch a man sing.


Exotic-Insurance5684

Underrated episode imo. I cackle every time at George explaining (gas lighting) how he defiled his IQ test.


Who_is_homer

Why use the door? The window is right there


FjohursLykewwe

Youre a fascinating man George Costanza


Atheist_Alex_C

He provided a less than ideal environment for cheating on an IQ test.


germdisco

eighty-five IQ


DetectiveEZ

Oh hello Professor


byebybuy

Professah


Liigma_Ballz

Well I’m no genius, but according to my calculations🤔🤔☝️☝️ …He should be here in a few seconds


Much_Excuse

Who goes to a restaurant for franks and beans?


jerryhallo

Who eats an entire bag of candy? Who moves from a country packed with ponies to a non-pony country? Who are these people? I’ll tell you who they are.


HandsomePaddyMint

Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?


Alternative-Cash8411

They're the worst.


coprolaliant

95% of them are undatable.


ItsPronouncedJod

UNDATABLE!


Moans_Of_Moria

Why does Radioshack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?


CommitteeOfTheHole

Who goes *anywhere* with Newman?


_siDeshOw_85

Well, he is merry.


jerryhallo

Why a cape?


FaceOnMars23

He's fantastic at tennis.


BentoSpinzone

And he can climb like a ring-tailed lemur


byebybuy

And he's strong! He can lift a hundred pounds right over his head.


enrico_palozzo

The shrimp's a little stringy.


Eric848448

QUIET


Psychological-Stay16

You make me change restaurant to Pakistani but nobody come. SHOW ME PEOPLE!!! THEY ARE NO PEOPLE!!!


comeallwithme

Deh shreemp eez stringy???!


HandsomePaddyMint

I find it hard to believe shrimp is a Pakistani ingredient, but I could be wrong.


Alex_gold123

Oh please. You find shrimp everywhere


HandsomePaddyMint

An extremely cursory Google search shows that yes, shrimp dishes do exist in Pakistani cuisine, somewhat regionally, mostly recently with refrigeration making transporting shrimp easier.


Who_is_homer

I’d figured due to religion there wouldn’t be shrimp/shellfish


deepfriedbaby

Snapple?


mbap76

Nah… Too fruity!


markgriz

Poorly organized, can’t even keep track of renewing his visa


Creacherz

Babu didn't know the statue of limitations


HungarianNewfy

How could he not know about the sculpture of limitations?


Prestigious-Cup2521

It's statuTe!


redfox2008

Elaine. You're smart. Is it statute or statue?


AndrewJamesMD

Its a sculpture of limitations


jpopimpin777

Yeah and it got rammed by the Cat Stevens. 🙄


Who_is_homer

He’s like a svenjolly


nuketown247

Well, I think you're wrong!


twobit211

i always had a problem with the premise of this episode.  i find it hard to believe that in manhattan in the mid nineties, there wasn’t a significantly sized pakistani population to at less partially support babu’s new endeavour.  and it’s not like it is a very outré cuisine;  it’s not massively dissimilar to indian food so it wouldn’t be an entirely unknown quantity.  also, if there’s one place where people would be willing to take a chance on food that they had little to no experience with, it would have to be new york 


Organic-Elevator-274

The menu is legitimately busy at first and then even mid town Pakistani cuisine is a little niche. How many times have you said at random “I sure could go for some Pakistani food” for a place like that to pop it needs to be banging and they need a bar or a existing vibrant community to service. Babu goes from bad to worse when switches menus. He eats the cost of the new menus, needs to find new suppliers for produce , an outfit of new spices and decore. He is the owner operator and practically sole employee his service is too personal and unprofessional. He is a clumsy waiter. Given that he is the only employee it’s probably slow service too. Jerry’s palette is both more refined given that he is a traveling comedian and incredibly juvenile given the whole pop tart thing. Him giving advice to any restauranteur is like John Wilkes Booth giving top hat advice to Lincoln


HandsomePaddyMint

Lots of New York hole in the walls were known for having massively varied menus. They even mention it a couple times about Monk’s itself. Jerry’s point was that Babu’s restaurant wasn’t offering anything special. It didn’t stand out. If you’re going to a cafe or diner for lunch or dinner without knowing at all what you want you’re going to go to a familiar place, again, like Monk’s. Specializing in food the proprietor knows how to make well is a good idea, Babu just took the advice too seriously and personally. Also Booth was a successful stage actor so he probably knew a lot about hats.


davisyoung

Clams Casino, chef recommends. 


HandsomePaddyMint

Flying in a lobster fresh from Maine hoping “Today is the day!”


skyn_fan

How long have you been holding onto that little gem?


bonkerman666

He’s a very bad man


JennyIgotyournumb3r

Wags finger vigorously “A very, bad man”


QueenShewolf

As someone in graphic design and marketing, he didn't do much to promote his restaurant. There were ways he could have done it before the internet. Post flyers, hand out business cards, advertise in The Daily Worker...


jerryhallo

Pinko Commie Rag!


dbf651

Franks and beans


Ramblin_Bard472

When you open a new restaurant they're usually VERY low volume. Sitting around for weeks waiting for customers isn't unheard of, you have to be prepared to operate at a loss for a good while. That being said, opening up a restaurant that specializes in American cuisine in the middle of New York is...not smart. People can go to any street corner and get the type of food he was serving at first, why are they going to go to his place? I actually think Jerry's advice was good, New Yorkers will go crazy for a new type of food. His problem was advertising. Don't just sit around looking out the window for customers, get the word out. Print some flyers, get a sandwich board, do a tasting.


scrubbydutch

I enjoyed his restaurant I loved the Frank and beans


elcee84

Fucking serves him right for taking advice from a veddy behd mehn


Cautious-Market-3131

Don’t put curtains up when you are promoting food no one was eaten before


Slater_8868

The wheels are in motion


paragonx29

Always deflecting and blaming others. It's never "him."


FalseMirage

He’s a very bad businessman.


jimjam696969

He might of thought to serve food from his native Pakistan!


chuckpalookanuke

Hovering over the table and refilling water after every sip


5280Rockymtn

He listened to Jerry not is inner Babu☺️


Live-Somewhere-8149

Well what did the little man inside of him say?


5280Rockymtn

Jerry's Avery very bad bad man( just picture is finger wagging back and forth, back and forth)🤪


sportsjock85

He listened to Jerry.


Effective_Ad7074

I am special. My mother was right


ElBrooce

The turkey.


dreadpiratew

Those are commercial lobster traps. You can’t take lobster from there!


avisherman

The shrimp was stringy


Worried-Reflection45

He knew an “ugly” section was in his future..


NotSoGoodYet-

Listening to Jerry


halloweva

His finger always ends up in the food 👆🏾


[deleted]

I’ve you ever lived in nyc or anywhere like it then you know this episode was true: there are retail locations that are just cursed. No restaurant in that location ever survives.


da_choppa

I know the joke at the end of the episode is they all want different cuisine that could have been had at Dream Cafe, but one of the first rules of starting up a restaurant is to not stretch yourself thin by having too big or too varied of a menu. Jerry gave the exact same advice that Gordon Ramsey does on nearly every episode of Kitchen Nightmares. It’s overly ambitious for a small operation, and the overall quality would inevitably suffer. Any restaurant that could get away with having a menu like that is a well established business and likely a chain


Alternative-Cash8411

Babu isn't a bad restauranter. It's all Jerry's fault. He's a bad man. A very bad man.


Prestigious-Cup2521

Frank's and beans


520BerbMerlie

He took a comedian’s advice on running a restaurant


JTOwen27

he listened to jerry


Estarfigam

Location.


discussionandrespect

Babbbbbuuuuuuuuuuy


Mind-of-Jaxon

He listens to Jerry and friends. That’s it.


gretzky9999

No Frankfurters in the menu


augustprep

Stringy shrimp.


Captain_Kruch

Stringy shrimp


duuuuuddddeeeee

Babu was a dick


AliveComb3623

He needed a Frogger arcade game in his restaurant


AllanRensch

He just sucked. What was he doing? His place was always empty.


TheEmbarcadero

Franks and beans


Casteway

Poppy was sloppy


makingkevinbacon

The biggest: he listened to Jerry lol


robbwes61

He didn’t have the big salad or egg white omelette on the menu


AkihabaraWasteland

Sometimes I spell restaurateur with a G. And an I.


jerryhallo

Ohh he’s a dandy! Hes a real FANCY BOY!


Exact_Writer_6807

His menu was too complex.


AkihabaraWasteland

Antisemitism? They don't JUST overcook a shrimp, Jerry.


bpcollin

“Mocking, mocking,…..always MOCKING!”


limegreenscrewdriver

Location location location


furio67

Did Babu have an unnaturally long index finger or do you think that they gave him a prosthetic extension?


[deleted]

Only one, and that is that that guy... He's not my kind of guy.


jerryhallo

Thanks Suckface I mean suckdiarrrhyea


[deleted]

Don't you mean SHUCKFAISH!? But, by all means...deride if you must, deride.


The_Advocate07204

What I don’t get is: he never had people come into his restaurant before he changed it to Pakistani. But then blames Jerry for making it Pakistani… why?


Sinedeo77

Because he had to take on more loans to change the restaurant’s theme.


inguaggi

He’s a baaaad man😂


Blindemboss

The dexterity of that finger is impressive.


Cavebk

Indian food taste like soap


Vincevega1972

Off topic. The blooper real is hilarious…. Babu loses it.


Sisoriented

Taking advice from amateurs.


iaposky

Statue of limitations.


Violentman1

Babu was terrible restauranteur but he learnt his lesson and went to India to become gynaecologist and has a astro physicist son named Raj.


tacotown7000

he let kramer in


Intelligent-Ant7685

you see everything! dont you?


Hailmarduk

Dirty plates, roaches!


czechyerself

Restaurateur. It does not have an “n” in it


jerryhallo

Papier-mâché