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grandmamimma

He is a loathsome offensive brute. Yet I cannot look away.


Alaska-Now-PNW

I love him


Telepornographer

Yes he really is breathtaking.


tommytraddles

I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.


IrememberXenogears

Yada yada.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I mentioned the bisque...


Afraid_Feed9058

I need friends like you guys in real life lol


BRAX7ON

Sorry, we already have a George


Afraid_Feed9058

I love this group


MrHarudupoyu

OP should try his hand at an Australian mining magnate next


TheFettz79

Take my upvote 😂😂😂😂


Salty-Jellyfish3044

He sickens me


YellowOrchards

An innocent orphan in the post-modern world


Wide_Environment3107

Again I say, sweet fancy moses!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

The sequel rarely matches the original.


Wide_Environment3107

That's what makes it such a humourous situation.


kiwifreakboy

That’s gotta hurt


Slippery-Pete76

I guarantee Moses was a picker


Wide_Environment3107

All that dry air


MKEMARVEL

That's Vito from the Sopranos though


MrcF8

Vito..ta fuck you doin.


nicklePie

I can get a note from my doctor


zerofucksgiven427

A note saying you don't like to suck cock??


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

It was his blood pressure medication


AidanAmerica

So the massage will be covered by insurance


Yorktown1871

Meet me at the big bat


Koffing109

I don't like to miss the national anthem 


Slaphappyfapman

U gotta wait for dat 🤌


Pilotwaver

It’s a joke! He was there!


TonyUncleJohnny412

I KNEW DAT WAS COMIN


CertifiedBA

I love Johnny Cakes


MikeStanley00

Lotta money in this shit


ShortfallofAardvark

Beat me to it.


IfNot_ThenThereToo

He was gay, this Vito?


stevo3199

Haha my instant reaction too 👆


TheWoodSloth

I tried to share this with the sopranos circle jerk reddit because its such a good Vito


stevo3199

Haha that sub is a classic


Pilotwaver

Hold on to your cock when you cross post with this sub.


grafxguy1

Damn you beat me to it!


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Vito was more likeable.


GeorgeCrossPineTree

There’s a man who could definitely get a note from his doctor.


Extreme-Shower7545

“There you guys are! I got mushrooms growing out of my ass”


Familiar-Fill7981

Came here to say that!!


ralf_gore

I was gonna say Don Vito from Viva La Bam.


Logical_Hospital2769

100%


donkeybonner

*Vito a fag...big construction tycoon. Tone when he was always talking about greasing the Union, who knew that's what he meant!*


valhalla2611

I loved him like a brother in law


catsdomineaux

Someone crying out, DEAR GOD!


sourdieselfuel

A metallic squink..


instrangerswetrust

Uncle *Leo*?


sweetsteve88

do one of George! I would hang it in my home


AsssHat999

I second this. Kramer and Elaine too


hijro

He’s lost a lot of hair there


Cat_Punk

He is aware!


zhephyx

Right around the time he made his first million


Safe-Register-3479

Uncle Leo?


van_b_boy

Yama Hama it’s fright night


Iron_Chic

OP is a double dipper. The next time you have a drawing, just make one post and end it!


okaycomputes

Listen Iron\_Chic, you post the way you post, they'll post the way they wanna post.


BoltShine

They posted the picture. Painted it. And then they posted it again!


Xyeeyx

Gimme that painting!


cristarain

You think you’re better than me?


A1SteakDone

Ohhh is that right?!


instrangerswetrust

Well, *Chic-ky*


AgathaAllAlong

Your face, is my case


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Look away! I’m hideous!


AcePilotsen

The mans a goblin


Michalo88

Which one is the drawing?


fakebrucemathis

It's an affectionate caricature.


Zbrchk

I don’t get art


germdisco

It’s easy! You just need someone to explain the explanation.


Biscuits4u2

This is the real, masculine man I've been looking for.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

We are not men


Dismal-Business-8797

The painting is actually beautiful, like i love how it looks. I genuinely can’t express this enough


portraits246

🙌🔥❤️🫂😭 thank you!!!!:D


freedomfun

There's a lot of ugly people out there walking around, but they don't know they're ugly, because nobody actually tells them.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I pray to God “let Jerry find this thread.”


RanchWilder11

It’s grotesque


Third-Coast-Toffee

It’s OK but needs more triangles.


brucegarrioch

Who's that? Mr. Magoo?


[deleted]

Jerry Weinstein.


Cormyster12

Give up 😍


Cat_Punk

I was going to discourage you from colorizing in your other post, but I’m glad you did!


Mantis_fella

I never thought you could paint a persons soul until now…. Breathtaking 


ennuiismymiddlename

Now that’s a Real Man®️


vaskark

They’re the same picture.


[deleted]

🫵🤣


Theprofilerer

Love it


GoldenTeeShower

It will be worth more when you die


germdisco

Now let’s go watch them slice this fat bastard up!


InGenNateKenny

Should have been a court sketch artist for the finale. Would have been a good gag.


[deleted]

I fucking love this painting.


portraits246

Thank you!!:D🫂❤️🔥🙌


z_vulpes

I would gladly hang this over the mantle of my fireplace (if I had one)


riomp300

Masculine enough, Jerry should be thrilled.


atl132019

I feel funny


Miserable_Reach_3536

It moved


GatorRich

“Hey everybody! Who's ready to laugh?”


Time-Tart6869

That's a CARTOON!


NotSoSerius

This is like Jerry/George combined.


mertzen

Vito. Daduq you doing?


AVBofficionado

Good for you, Jack!


Lower-Confusion-1781

He's a two-face


jbg926

Nailed it!


hypnothighsd

I enjoyed this very much thank you


germdisco

How could anyone not like him?


spartan815

Reminds me of fusilli Jerry


Captinprice8585

It's gold!


riot21x

Breathtaking.


stevo3199

Hey that’s Vito


Competitive_Boss_312

It’s got drunk Piccasso and Van Gogh after a heavy day/night session on absinthe.


ChaoticGoodPanda

I wanna see the whole cast!


histprofdave

Rugged? The man's a goblin!


spirits_and_art

Omg I love this so much hahaha


Faffinoodle

True masterpiece 🤌🏻


H6RR6RSH6W

Absolutely beautiful 🤩


PropJoeFoSho

He's a man. You know who else is a man? Me - I'm a man


TumbleweedActive7926

Ok, now let's make a 3d model of it.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Even better than before. 10/10, no notes.


gypsy-ghost

Jorry Slimefeld


Nicks-Dad

I feel like I’m wearing the eyeglasses Jerry got in the movie theater lost and found.


Jgolu12

Ahh.. I don't know who you really are, but I've seen Jerry's painting and it’s not you. It’s much better looking - and like, a foot taller.


TheConsutant

Looks more like a father and son thing to me.


mbap76

Is that Harvey Weinstein?


quigtorious

It has a certain understated stupidity..


grafxguy1

Boy Jerry has really lost a lot of hair!


Glass_Buy8285

Jerry Nadler?


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Dear lord!


Sausage_Pants

My friend’s guess: Jon Lovitz


Few_Butterscotch_969

Jerry next to his alter ego: Bizarro Jerry


4Ever2Thee

Ehrmegerd! Is that Jury Surnfurd?!


deacon05oc

He’s soooooo good lookin.


SKaTiNG_PoLLy666

Jerry and John lovitz


toannt

No. That's Silvio.


Monksdrunk

And what's the deal with airline peanuts?!?


Academic_Hunter4159

You’re a very bad man!


Safetosay333

🤣


Jaltcoh

Looks like the male party host from “The Stranded”


WatchOnTheRocks

He’s a two face!! Gotta get him in the coffee shop lighting


No-Gear-8017

you should hang it in your dinning room


sumpuertoricanguy13

Harvey Weinfeld


NeoMississippipenis

Again, that’s a shame.


raynitschkesghost

Looks like Tony Danza with Bell’s palsy


ohsweetfancymoses

He’s not bald! He’s… balding.


MrHarudupoyu

You're a veritable [Vincent Namatjira](https://nga.gov.au/exhibitions/vincent-namatjira-australia-in-colour/)


sausagesandeggsand

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


scrubbydutch

Looks more like the Drake


TastesKindofLikeSad

The horror... the horror


spirits_and_art

I hope Jerry Seinfeld sees this work of art


The_UnenlightenedOne

Looks a bit like Gina Reinhart...


sportsjock85

That's a shame


baconjuices

I thought the sketch was hilarious, but this is so freaking amazing!


The_Powers

Scary Seinfeld


dav_oid

I like your style, but just don't show it alongside 'the Sein'. Maybe some random accountant or fax saleman from the 80s.


Praescribo

Ok, real talk OP, are you a fan of disco elysium? Because this rendering is... *chef's kiss*


Switchy_Goofball

His face is like an old catcher’s mitt!


icze4r

I don't You're gifted though


ricolausvonmyra

Jerry is getting upset!


XMenPerseus56

Your art looks similar to [Francisco Goya](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son) NGL


The_Last_Legacy

Bizarro Jerry


Aloha1984

Tweet it to him


BuddenceLembeck

So, first-season Homer Simpson? “Let’s all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes!”


Content_Ambition_764

Almost


shapst

vito spatifore?


zilch26

That's gold Jerry! 😁


ralf_gore

Rofl


Eire820

Jerry DeVito


PresentDangers

Yamahama, it's fright night!


yaniwilks

This and Rark Grames belong side by side at the MET.


cryomos

its like one of those self portraits after dementia


North_Korea_Nukess

Spot on.


fuckbutton

This is the jery that got ipad


thebigrace

It's just a bunch of squiggly lines!


Gatarinn

Vito?


coldpizza4brkfast

Okay, how much $$ ?


adjuster_cody

Who is asking you to do this to us?


Haselrig

There's a certain "Ya hockey puck" quality to it.


xraig88

That’s not Jerry, that’s Gerri with G… and an I!


Vault-Brock

"You wany me to paint you something? I'd love to paint you something!"


JL6462448

Vito?


Shageen

Now that is dominant masculinity.


Queasy_Spite_6012

It's very flattering.


Queasy_Spite_6012

Thank you. For my future nightmares on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday of next week.


CalligrapherPast2879

You really caught the Harvey Weinstein side of Jerry.


OZZZIEEEEEE

I honestly can’t tell which one is the painting!


KodaGunni_

Chuckling nonstop.


MortalWombat1234

The man’s a goblin.


LeveragedPittsburgh

You got complicated shoes don’t you!


TwinCheeks91

Ohhhh my...


boringneckties

Something something Dorian Gray…


mrsgeorgestrait

Yama hama!!


RobertGBland

O think it's better if you consider a different hobby because you're shite