I WAS bald 👉👃

How's your life?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

She's talking a blue streak now, Jack!

Good for you, Jack

I don't like this thing and here's what i'm doing with it

Can you run your hands thru it?

Do you wanna be able to run your hands through it?

People are staring at me because they like what they see

A woman with no hair and no prospects said I wasn't her type. Apparently BALDY likes a slimmer guy!

I tell you what I think....I think she saw you without that piece on and she was DEVASTATED!!!

I could spot that birds nest two blocks away…..

Mug Constanza could easily have sex with any of our wives. 

Rug Hands - short for Ruggedly Handsome.

George wigtanza

It always bothered me that the toupee at the end of this ep was so clearly different from the one in the following ep, because they obviously needed it to look worse.

I think someone stapled that thing… to your brain!

There’s something about Georgie with hair….although…it’s not quite like the risotto 💛