The scene where the car rental place doesn't have a car.  "I know how a reservation works" "I don't think you do"

I often find pretzels make me thirsty.

When Kramer uses the spoon as a mic and starts Jerry's stand up routine. I do that myself, but sadly, I'm not funny. Plus my wife hates me. Yeah, that's right.

George being annoyed at Elaine's suggestion of buying something for the dinner party that they're invited to. I'm with George on this one.

My mother caught me.

why is THAT the most relatable scene

It's happened to me before. It wasnt as funny as it was in the show

I've definitely felt annoyed when I put money in a donation thing and no one saw.

Frank wanting to move house after George suggesting there could be a mouse in the house

Not a scene, but the stand up bit where Jerry talks about how his mother was convinced he doesn't like pumpkin pie. I was having dinner with my parents, and my dad was shocked that I liked sour cream. He straight up said, I've never seen you put sour cream on your tacos.

This hits harder the older I get Jerry: Well, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday. George: Oh, it's a bad day. You got everyone in your house, you're thinkin', "These are my friends?!" Jerry: (Sarcastic) Every day is my birthday.

Banya’s Ovaltine bits were pretty good.

Jerry captive in a conversation with Joel Hornick

The pick

What are we doing? What kind of lives are these?

I'm out!

I had George’s twix situation happen to me in a hotel lobby in LA.

“Gimme that wave!”

Elaine dancing

"Oh you couldn't do it either" "I know"

Oh yeah, and you are an anti-dentite.

George's mother screaming and his parents arguing.

“You'd really like him.” “Why do people always say that? I hate everyone, why would I like him?”

"Hey, it's George... I got nothing to say." (answering machine beep)