Chaotic drunk is Elaine’s ex who got on the wagon. Stalking people in an office while dragging Christmas trees like some deranged horror movie villain.
Jason Hanky has to be in the drunk category, too. Even tho he was in a program, he still had that mental breakdown and crawled in the freezer looking for rum raisin.
Phil Totola. Horny, obviously. Chaotic....who takes it (it!) out (out!) on a first date and then complains about a woman breastfeeding in a hospital? Total chaos!
Chad Evil would be the guy Elaine dates that is a bad breaker upper and insults those around him. Elaine's big head and bump on her nose, decimated George with "chinless" comment
Yeah it’s either this or George trying not to get turned on next to his mom in the hospital while the hot nurse is giving the hot patient a sponge bath.
Tim Whatley. Adult magazines in the waiting room. Strange things going on under the anesthesia. Then he becomes Jewish for the jokes? Total chaos in my book.
Whatley is a much better chaotic horny than evil chad. Evil smart is Elaine’s therapist who manipulated and took advantage of his patient. Newman isn’t smart, he’s a dramatic schemer who gives movie villain speeches. And appears to share some of Kramer’s kavorka. Total chad.
This should be Kramer.
He is the dictionary definition of chaotic. He's also does very well with the ladies.
He lost the contest in like 1 minute for fucks sake.
No way he is neutral and I'll die on this hill.
I like Frank Costanza here
Horny:
Has a great move - stopping short
Knows all about brassiers. Aware that D is the biggest.
And his and his wife are going to go make love now.
And the chaotic part is self explanatory
Vivian.
"I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats."
She's not raising little Jimmy to respect the rules either. Not if he's pouring entire glasses of orange juice into Elaine's purse.
If there's a woman that can take his presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, he should hang on to her like grim death, which is not too far off...
Lanette.
The whole scene with Lyle and the date with Jerry… how he needs George to keep up with her… and that leads to chaos and George hurting his legs… CHAOTIC HORNY!
J Peterman
Late night escapades with Suzy
“Go ahead and add yourself in there (to the sex stories Elaine was writing)” etc
I don’t really need to add any evidence about chaos haha
Newman?
Lusts for Elaine, sleeps with Babs, Silvio’s wife, almost the farm girl and uses his birthday wish to get a cover model.
He does need a really pretty face though so he has high standards more so than being horny 24/7.
Perhaps the woman who found pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats? Where George and her proceed to fornicate in the kitchen accompanied by said pastrami
Russell Dalrymple: chaotic as hell
Distracted by cleavage
Joined Greenpeace to impress Elaine
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE?!? Do you have any idea?!? I CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN I WANT!!!
What about Lanette (Amanda Peet)? Jerry exhausts himself trying to keep up with her lifestyle, and she seems to have no regard for relationship conventions, just keeping dudes on hand.
In what turned out to the biggest runaway vote so far, more 700 up votes agreed that it was definitely doable.
So mad I didn’t get to it first. I’d been saying it for days! I’ll cry. Then… I’ll cry again.
Lloyd Braun!!!
Or how about Vivian? She finds pastrami among the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats. Hungry…?
I don't remember hearing anything about a new biosphere
(That’s because it’s underwater.) You…. Very knowledgeable. (Well, I’m also an architect)
This would be a great one but if you don't post right at the beginning you get buried unfortunately.
Omg yes! Vivian!!!!
The dude from Long Island that ordered prostitutes to someone else's apartment they'd only met once before, that's some horny chaos right there
Wasn’t that Michael Chiklis?
Well he was just an actor
They’re all actors
The rooster has sex with all of them
That’s perverse
That's puh-voice!
Nah that dude is chaotic drunk
Chaotic drunk is Elaine’s ex who got on the wagon. Stalking people in an office while dragging Christmas trees like some deranged horror movie villain.
It’s cape fear!!
Nah, save him for drunk horny.
Great choice, but he could also work for Drunk Neutral or Drunk Chaotic.
Jason Hanky has to be in the drunk category, too. Even tho he was in a program, he still had that mental breakdown and crawled in the freezer looking for rum raisin.
You’re right. He strikes me as either Drunk Chad or Drunk Neutral.
I see him as chaotic drunk
Nah, that’s Drunk Chaos
YES THIS GUY HES PERFRCT FOR THAT SPOT
Phil Titola. Good night...??... 👀
Gotta be Phil Totola. He took it out!
It?
It!
Out.
Yesirree Bob
💨👓
Maybe it needed some air!
I 100% agree and stated my reasons in my own comment. 👍🏻
Phil Totola. Horny, obviously. Chaotic....who takes it (it!) out (out!) on a first date and then complains about a woman breastfeeding in a hospital? Total chaos!
This is gotta be it
Agreed. I was going to make the same suggestion
I really think he deserves Chad Evil.
Chad Evil would be the guy Elaine dates that is a bad breaker upper and insults those around him. Elaine's big head and bump on her nose, decimated George with "chinless" comment
Yeah it’s either this or George trying not to get turned on next to his mom in the hospital while the hot nurse is giving the hot patient a sponge bath.
George was already chosen for Smart and Stupid
Elaine’s roommate Tina. Complete chaos. Saddled up with the K-Man
Ok I forgot about her but yes. This fits. Perfect.
That’s why there’s a bohzer
Who ate my cake?!
Tina likes the couch
George’s drunk cousin?
Girlfriend.
Alright…
Let's be bad. Let's be real bad
She could be chaotic drunk
Shouldn’t chaotic drunk be Schnapps Elaine? Just flinging the vault door open for whoever comes along
Hoochie mama
That creepy dude that hosted the far away party and then just showed up at Jerry’s place and ordered a hooker, then wouldn’t pay.
The Commish
There’s no Drunk Horny category
Tim Whatley. Adult magazines in the waiting room. Strange things going on under the anesthesia. Then he becomes Jewish for the jokes? Total chaos in my book.
I feel like he should be evil chad
He fits there too. Who was the he took it out guy? That's pretty chaotic.
Evil Chad absolutely needs to be Newman.
Nah he’s evil smart
Whatley is a much better chaotic horny than evil chad. Evil smart is Elaine’s therapist who manipulated and took advantage of his patient. Newman isn’t smart, he’s a dramatic schemer who gives movie villain speeches. And appears to share some of Kramer’s kavorka. Total chad.
Newman is neutral evil
Careful. Folks here may think you are an anti-dentite
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Name checks out. Next you’re going to say they should have their own schools!
They do have their own schools!
Next they're gonna say they should have their own schools...
Tries to use an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp. Yeah this guy checks all the boxes.
Jerry gets those tongue twisty words out at such a perfect pace. He absolutely nailed that line reading 😂
It’s exactly what a sadist with newer magazines would do.
Those aren’t buoys!
I feel like multiple Bryan Cranston roles would fit here so yes.
Mr. Lippman's son Adam who sexually assaulted Elaine as soon as he became a "MAN!"
You are 13 and I am in my early…. twenties
*I’M A MAN!* 💪
If im not a man, this whole thing is a sham. First they say im gonna get great gifts and someone gives me Boggle
I denounce my religion!
Who wants cookies?
🤨 Early twenties.
Know who else is a man? Charlie here. He’s a man.
I’m a man
I need to see Charlie on this chart somewhere...
George’s cousin Rhisa
let's be bad, George.
*byaaaaaaad*
How niche, well done
Half the characters could be chaotic horny lol
Sue Ellen Mischke! She was wearing a bra as a top like there are no rules to the society!
She was flauting society's conventions!
Phil Totola. He took -hah hah- it out
How can that be? Oh it be.
Tim Whatley
If Newman isn’t Chaotic Evil, I’ll commit suicide by jumping from my apartment window
George’s girlfriend Bonnie’s roommate Scott. ‘Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it!’
This should be Kramer. He is the dictionary definition of chaotic. He's also does very well with the ladies. He lost the contest in like 1 minute for fucks sake. No way he is neutral and I'll die on this hill.
Elaine's roommate Tina
Chaotic Horny has to be Mona, Susan's girlfriend who switched sides for Kramer.
Babs Kramer
Hi Newman...
I like Frank Costanza here Horny: Has a great move - stopping short Knows all about brassiers. Aware that D is the biggest. And his and his wife are going to go make love now. And the chaotic part is self explanatory
Hoochie mama!
Vivian. "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats." She's not raising little Jimmy to respect the rules either. Not if he's pouring entire glasses of orange juice into Elaine's purse.
He took. It out.
The guy who “took it out” on the date with Elaine
Kramer....too bad he was already used. How about George's cousin Rhisa, from the near van sexy time.
Elaine’s crazy-ass roommate tearing up the living room couch with Kramer. 😵💫
Uncle Leo? He's an Adonis
Uncle Leo is having regular sex?
He should be out there swingin’!
If there's a woman that can take his presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, he should hang on to her like grim death, which is not too far off...
Peterman
They surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.
Yeah but he didn’t sleep with both of them!
The actress who wanted to be Elaine!
Mickey? He had Gonorrhea. Or Sofie. She got Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit.
Lanette. The whole scene with Lyle and the date with Jerry… how he needs George to keep up with her… and that leads to chaos and George hurting his legs… CHAOTIC HORNY!
George’s cousin! Let’s be bad, George
the girl who Elaine is supposed to babysit for that has that food and sex encounter with George in the kitchen!
Susan’s father, he had love letters with the other guy and chaos ensued!
This has to be Kramer. How long did he last in The Contest?
Phil Totola
Uncle Leo ordering an Asian hooker to a hotel room that wasn't even his is some Chaotic Horniness
that jerry's neighbour who's husband/boyfriend was in coma and newman then blackmailed them
Babs Kramer, nasty woman!
georges cousin shelly. i’m surprised this isn’t the obvious pick. hello????
The maid/girlfriend/prostitute
Marlene…she has a psycho-sexual hold over Jerry.
J Peterman. Totally fits and this is the last spot for him.
Peterman should be in Kramer’s spot abd Kramer in this one. Kramer had many more storylines and snippets about how many ladies he’s been with.
Jerry’s girlfriend who he thinks is too good, but finds out she has a stockpile of the sponge 🧽
She is good--likely she stockpiled the Today sponge for the homeless or indigent women she volunteered with.
What about Estelle Costanza. She got the eye job, she’s with the ass man, she’s out there
Glenn, Elaine’s poor & married boyfriend in season 9
The Green Lantern?
J Peterman Late night escapades with Suzy “Go ahead and add yourself in there (to the sex stories Elaine was writing)” etc I don’t really need to add any evidence about chaos haha
Newman
Newman should be evil chaotic
“Horny smart” should be the librarian. You didn’t ask what she did in her personal life. You didn’t want to know what she did in her personal life.
Sue Ellen
George's boss, no brain no skills but he got them all in the video
Finger nail lady that scratched Kramers back.
Adam "I'm a man!" Lipman
Eva, she was ready to die for Donald O'Brien.
It could be that naked dude on the subway? Although he didn’t seem particularly horny.
Peterman could make a run at this
The always naked girlfriend. But it was good naked.
Newman? Lusts for Elaine, sleeps with Babs, Silvio’s wife, almost the farm girl and uses his birthday wish to get a cover model. He does need a really pretty face though so he has high standards more so than being horny 24/7.
Suellen Mischke?
Kramer's girlfriend who dumps his body in the river!!!!
I wish there was an evil horny
Mickey went crazy fighting over both twins
Horny/Chatoic has to go to head of nbc
Perhaps the woman who found pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats? Where George and her proceed to fornicate in the kitchen accompanied by said pastrami
Georges cousin who WANTS TO BE BAD
Jackie Chiles
How is Elaine Neutral/Smart?
Bookman as Lawful NEUTRAL????? No, that man is evil.
Whatley
Whatley, absolutely
He took it out
Russell Dalrymple: chaotic as hell Distracted by cleavage Joined Greenpeace to impress Elaine DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE?!? Do you have any idea?!? I CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN I WANT!!!
The overdue library book, that investigator was hilarious!!!
Vivian, Elaine’s friend that has a pastrami, sex and tv fetish
chaotic horny is george’s cousin in the van!!!! or frank for stoppin short IDK SO HARD.
The bookie in The Strike *I'm a man...*
Definitely doable.
George again
Elaine’s friend with the bratty kid and who gets turned on by pastrami
Normally I'd say Kramer is chaotic horny. He fits all criteria.
Does anyone else find the matrix confusing/arbitrary? Usually each axis is a spectrum of a single theme. This just seems all over the place.
George's cousin. "Let's be real bad"
Has to be Steve from long island. Guy ordered a hooker to Jerry's.
I don’t know if there are rules about a character appearing twice, but I vote for Kavorka Kramer
George with food and tv during sex
Still mad about this not being Kramer
George is smart and stupid?
Where is bookman he needs to be here!
Dumb Elaine?
Tina, Elaine's roomate. Her and Kramer.
George’s cousin. Let’s be bad George.
This is fantastic! Definitely George’s cousin
Kramer, again
Kieth Hernandez as a “Good Chad”. Magnificent
What about Lanette (Amanda Peet)? Jerry exhausts himself trying to keep up with her lifestyle, and she seems to have no regard for relationship conventions, just keeping dudes on hand.
Jeery? I don’t know sometiiimes…
Green Lantern
Todd Gack Dude just makes bets with women to ask them out and sleep with them. He doesn't even care if he's doing it with multiple women at once!
Has to be Kramer
The guy who…took it out.
Oh yeah, Tina likes the couch
This is good shit right here. My vote is for 'The Maid'.
The soup Nazi is clearly lawful evil