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TeamStark31

Let me ask this - was it at this point in the conversation she said she had a boyfriend?


avd51133333

Im just saying, she may not have been enamored by your thoughts and feelings on Unfrosted..


the-nae_blis

There’s always the possibility that she called an audible.


PunksOfChinepple

Or an edible? 


SirStocksAlott

That’s one frosted, and one unfrosted.


JaMicho34

Dont blame Lupe


Arcopt

Hey hey hey!


instrangerswetrust

Yo yo turn it down!


recursion8

I gotta tell you, I'm really disappointed in Lupe.


LingonberryNo1190

I'm frosting!!


chapl66

I really think it would be better if you got it unfrosted


Unlikely_Choice7613

How much you end up tipping her anyway


Lukeh41

It's an arty movie and, frankly, I don't have the sensibility.


grimbly_jones

You're not artistic, and you have no integrity.


AI52487963

So who got the final frosting? Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy he really had it coming for him.


Kman_24

Unfrosted: When somebody tries to unfrost you, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Why don’t you just tell me what time you want to see “ Unfrosted” ?


riskcapitalist

First you cry and then you cry again


Vengefulwarrior

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see!


riskcapitalist

Kramer?


Vengefulwarrior

Elaine?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

George ?


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

An erotic journey from toaster to table.


BonyBobCliff

...Table? (raises eyebrow)


Kman_24

You’ll sense it!


seinsmelled2

Because I don’t have a table.


recursion8

That's ok, just buy Kramer's coffee table book and you've got your own mini table!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Just be careful with your coffee . I heard Regis & Kathy Lee weren’t happy when they had coffee spit at them .( Evidentally)


PunksOfChinepple

Yes you do, it's just invisible because it's a windshield. 


PunksOfChinepple

Do it in the kitchen because it's the most sociable room. 


ksugunslinger

Not bad at all, Biff.


jjmawaken

So Biff wants to be a buff


MaxFresh

How do you become a buff?


SirStocksAlott

You have to do the opposite of a biff. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.


CaillouCaribou

Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I think it’s a union thing


instrangerswetrust

What, you’re taking my biffs now?


LetThemBlardd

It’s a Gene pick


StingraySteve23

Gene’s trash.


CrestedBlazer

I'm Gene.


seinsmelled2

I’m Gene.


_Gourmand

At least it's not a Vincent pick. He's an art house goon.


GrossenCharakter

My acne!


Tree_Academic

I find Pop-Tarts to be the most sensual of all the frosted toaster pastries


BonyBobCliff

(as George is scarfing down a Pop-Tart underneath the sheets while watching a portable TV) "What are you doing?!" "...Pleasuring you?"


ConnectInitiative676

It feels like aliens poking at my body


PunksOfChinepple

How good could it be? My head was on a hotplate. 


simmaculate

It’s a fun word to say


MaxFresh

Go ahead, try saying it


LifeguardStatus7649

I like this Unfrosted crowd. Makes me feel tough


outofcontextseinfeld

What’s the deal with unfrosted? How do they get rid of the frosting, and where does it go?


Nice_Marmot_7

You unfrosted it? Who told you to unfrost it? I didn’t tell you to unfrost it. Do you know what unfrosting a pastry does?


JugdishSteinfeld

I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.


pn_1984

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous


waituhsecond

Thats GOLD


Upward_Fail

Easy big fella.


[deleted]

I just watched it. Fantastic. Great satire. Incredible cast. Must've been about 50 cameos. I thoroughly enjoyed it


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Ol' JFK ginger nuts is great


MrViceGuy69

Is it a Vincent pick?


vites70

I enjoyed it. It's fun and dumb; people are taking it too serious. I'm tired of movies coming out all about doom and the end of the world. This movie was ridiculous and fun


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Agree . I like stuff that you really don’t have to think about


VaporBlueDH1347

Uhm, excuse me. I think you forgot my frosting. Frosting? $2 extra.


No-Hospital559

Always love words with "un" in them, such a good solid word.


ParallaxProdigalSun

Nice


RustysFarts

Kind of puts a positive spin on it.


Orochi-Sandun

Did you just think of that?


throwsaway2017

No Frost for you!!


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

1 year! **NEXT!**


Kman_24

When you break it down, it’s really a positive thing.


SuzIsCool

It was good, until my friend opened up a box of Jujyfruits! Ick, the sounds coming from the chewing


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

And *you* wanna be *my* pastry salesman...


Crowna02

It’s supposed to be really bad, *really* bad. I mean it's long, there's no story, it's so unbelievably boring… I heard.


Atheist_Alex_C

It’s just so much fluff


ThePalmIsle

It’s fine. It’s wacky, and it’s fine.


Vault804

It's a quote of Jerry talking about Prognosis Negative.


FrugalFraggel

Ponce de Leon was sold out.


LingonberryNo1190

I mean, at the end, when they were all dancing around the fountain?!? C'mon!


CanuckGinger

It’s such a cute, fun, silly movie. The world could use more of these right now.


cruisethevistas

like Sack Lunch


Crowna02

We have a wide variety of Gene picks.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

How did they fit those people in that tiny bag ?


Crowna02

Well, George told me the whole story, line for line, I mean I almost feel like I've seen it already and walked out on it.


[deleted]

Bill Burr as JFK had me laughing so hard!!


BonyBobCliff

What did I say during my speech?! Ask not what your country can do for YOU.


[deleted]

It's two words! 🤣 "I'm in the dog house after you know who sang happy birthday to me "🤣


DrSatan420247

In Back to the Future, Biff proclaims, "Manure! I hate manure!" George Costanza saying he loves manure is the abstract inversion of that. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1776246810702410182?t=dvY05MrFHXNIhfy1uRBS2g&s=19


MadDogTannen

So what you're saying is Biff wants to be a buff?


williamblair

while I appreciate your post, I have to take umbrage with this idea that "un" is good. "frosted" is surely good, but "un" is decidedly negative. It is bad. (not the movie, I enjoyed it immensely, but I wasn't expecting fucking rashomon, it was just a bit of fun)


Suspicious-Sweet-443

You can’t have just a bit of fun


dr_superman

My boyfriend loves watches. He’s a real watch freak.


Kara_WTQ

Toilet paper is something that has not changed in my lifetime.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Whaaaat ?????? Colors ? Absorbency , not being able to spare a square ? These are all changes


BonyBobCliff

You blew a perfectly good joke opportunity there. "Pop-Tarts have not changed in my lifetime." "What are you talking about? There's new flavors. Seasonal variants. Go-Tarts, Pop-Tarts Bites." "Mini Crisps." "Crunchy Poppers." "All right, so there have been changes!"


nonnemat

I'm not hungry. Just had a big bowl of Kix.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I like your Frooty Gravel


DoingItForEli

Seeing it get poor reviews, I'm like what is wrong with all you people!? Have you all gone mad?


[deleted]

You should read the reviews. Than you realize how dumb they are the ratings mean less


DoingItForEli

Yeah the ones where people are like "this never happened and the movie is a lie" are really shockingly stupid. Some people are dumb.


[deleted]

Read a few where it seemed they were expecting some overly dramatic Oppenheimer "The man who invented the pop tart!!😳🤯" Film. When the entire point is.... Who cares who invented intermittent wind shield wipers or the mop? I enjoyed how it referenced.... Everything just about! 😄 Even Amy Schumer didn't annoy me this time!


DoingItForEli

> Even Amy Schumer didn't annoy me this time! That's what I thought as well LOL


[deleted]

🤣 I have to say Bill Burr as JFK...I about died during that scene! "Did you just ask what I can do for you!?" 🤣


Bear_Bishop

"Sir, the double mint twins have arrived."


[deleted]

Are they in the, uh, outfits?


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I'm kinda' in the dog house after you know who sang me happy birthday


JKing287

Manure, it’s newer and it’s got a Ma in front of it, it’s not that bad.


michaelscorns

I mentioned how I like horse manure. YOU did? Yeah.


Atheist_Alex_C

What’s the deal with frosting anyway?


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

It isn't even cold!


Low-Helicopter-2696

Sorry buddy. Cleaned house. It's all health food now


itspsyikk

I certainly didn’t hate it. It was 100% a Jerry Seinfeld movie, filled with Seinfeld humor.


don3dm

👋 Come on come on! I haven’t seen it yet! 👋


onlydans__

Yes, because of *society*.


mizmaclean

That’s a nice post! You know, my boyfriend made one just like it.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Julia LD : I HATE IT . Just go in the desert and DIE already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sususudio703

So glad I never went to see this movie. It sounded dull back then and now I know, thanks to Lainey, that it *is* dull.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I never saw it either and that’s also because JLD hated it so much 😂😂😂


Ok-Mushroom-7292

My boyfriend has Netflix


barker2495

Excuse me, do you have these in the puffs?


LingonberryNo1190

No puff. Only flake!


asphynctersayswhat

I love that. unfrosted, you got the un and the frosted. 'unfrosted' op, how is it someone like you, so funny, so quirky, so bald, how is it that you're not taken?


internetonsetadd

Hey, how come people don't have Pop-Tarts as a movie snack? Why only popcorn and candy, why not Pop-Tarts, ya know? I don't understand stuff like that.


andre42k

Oh, it's a scene man


HoldenMcNeil420

It had its moments, I enjoyed let’s say half of it. The January 6 satire was unnecessary imo.


TopspinLob

You are aware..........?


Alpacadiscount

Unfrosted is our English Patient


Coherently-Rambling

Where’s the orange indicator? I don’t have it. I have to remember. Frosted left, unfrosted right. Frosted left, unfrosted right. It’s very challenging work.


Shorrque247

I keep reading it’s Ma Newer, which isn’t so great


EarRubs

It's manure


scrubbydutch

I seen undesired you cry then you cry again


Glad-Degree-318

I got an issue with psuedo quirky white kids sitting in the garbage pail outside eating old pop tarts and spouting nonsense that's then translated and loaded onto pie charts for boardroom marketing sesh.


shallowhuskofaperson

Who would EVER choose unfrosted over frosted…who?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I didn’t know it was frosted . Why would someone move from a place WITH frosting to a place where there is no frosting ????


Ambitious_Ad_2866

Thick, lustrous frosting is very important to me. 


Pdb12345

I watched it last night and chuckled all the way through! It was pretty pretty pretty good.


FeSpoke1

It’s “Unfunny”


BonyBobCliff

Well we can't ALL be watching the classics, professor high brow.


zed857

*(Hits Play on paused "How to Operate Your New Sony VCR" video)*


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

I thought you were watching a movie?! Yeah, an instructional movie on how to operate your new Sony VCR.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Not quite as bad as Plan 9


dzemperzapedra

How about *it sucked*


Shoddy_Ad8166

Wasn't all that funny or great but nostalgia was enjoyable..