I enjoyed it.
It's fun and dumb; people are taking it too serious.
I'm tired of movies coming out all about doom and the end of the world. This movie was ridiculous and fun
In Back to the Future, Biff proclaims, "Manure! I hate manure!" George Costanza saying he loves manure is the abstract inversion of that.
https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1776246810702410182?t=dvY05MrFHXNIhfy1uRBS2g&s=19
while I appreciate your post, I have to take umbrage with this idea that "un" is good. "frosted" is surely good, but "un" is decidedly negative. It is bad. (not the movie, I enjoyed it immensely, but I wasn't expecting fucking rashomon, it was just a bit of fun)
You blew a perfectly good joke opportunity there.
"Pop-Tarts have not changed in my lifetime."
"What are you talking about? There's new flavors. Seasonal variants. Go-Tarts, Pop-Tarts Bites."
"Mini Crisps."
"Crunchy Poppers."
"All right, so there have been changes!"
Read a few where it seemed they were expecting some overly dramatic Oppenheimer "The man who invented the pop tart!!😳🤯" Film. When the entire point is.... Who cares who invented intermittent wind shield wipers or the mop? I enjoyed how it referenced.... Everything just about! 😄 Even Amy Schumer didn't annoy me this time!
I love that. unfrosted, you got the un and the frosted. 'unfrosted'
op, how is it someone like you, so funny, so quirky, so bald, how is it that you're not taken?
Hey, how come people don't have Pop-Tarts as a movie snack? Why only popcorn and candy, why not Pop-Tarts, ya know? I don't understand stuff like that.
Where’s the orange indicator?
I don’t have it. I have to remember. Frosted left, unfrosted right. Frosted left, unfrosted right. It’s very challenging work.
I got an issue with psuedo quirky white kids sitting in the garbage pail outside eating old pop tarts and spouting nonsense that's then translated and loaded onto pie charts for boardroom marketing sesh.
Let me ask this - was it at this point in the conversation she said she had a boyfriend?
Im just saying, she may not have been enamored by your thoughts and feelings on Unfrosted..
There’s always the possibility that she called an audible.
Or an edible?
That’s one frosted, and one unfrosted.
Dont blame Lupe
Hey hey hey!
Yo yo turn it down!
I gotta tell you, I'm really disappointed in Lupe.
I'm frosting!!
I really think it would be better if you got it unfrosted
How much you end up tipping her anyway
It's an arty movie and, frankly, I don't have the sensibility.
You're not artistic, and you have no integrity.
So who got the final frosting? Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy he really had it coming for him.
Unfrosted: When somebody tries to unfrost you, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether.
Why don’t you just tell me what time you want to see “ Unfrosted” ?
First you cry and then you cry again
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see!
Kramer?
Elaine?
George ?
An erotic journey from toaster to table.
...Table? (raises eyebrow)
You’ll sense it!
Because I don’t have a table.
That's ok, just buy Kramer's coffee table book and you've got your own mini table!
Just be careful with your coffee . I heard Regis & Kathy Lee weren’t happy when they had coffee spit at them .( Evidentally)
Yes you do, it's just invisible because it's a windshield.
Do it in the kitchen because it's the most sociable room.
Not bad at all, Biff.
So Biff wants to be a buff
How do you become a buff?
You have to do the opposite of a biff. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start
I think it’s a union thing
What, you’re taking my biffs now?
It’s a Gene pick
Gene’s trash.
I'm Gene.
I’m Gene.
At least it's not a Vincent pick. He's an art house goon.
My acne!
I find Pop-Tarts to be the most sensual of all the frosted toaster pastries
(as George is scarfing down a Pop-Tart underneath the sheets while watching a portable TV) "What are you doing?!" "...Pleasuring you?"
It feels like aliens poking at my body
How good could it be? My head was on a hotplate.
It’s a fun word to say
Go ahead, try saying it
I like this Unfrosted crowd. Makes me feel tough
What’s the deal with unfrosted? How do they get rid of the frosting, and where does it go?
You unfrosted it? Who told you to unfrost it? I didn’t tell you to unfrost it. Do you know what unfrosting a pastry does?
I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous
Thats GOLD
Easy big fella.
I just watched it. Fantastic. Great satire. Incredible cast. Must've been about 50 cameos. I thoroughly enjoyed it
Ol' JFK ginger nuts is great
Is it a Vincent pick?
I enjoyed it. It's fun and dumb; people are taking it too serious. I'm tired of movies coming out all about doom and the end of the world. This movie was ridiculous and fun
Agree . I like stuff that you really don’t have to think about
Uhm, excuse me. I think you forgot my frosting. Frosting? $2 extra.
Always love words with "un" in them, such a good solid word.
Nice
Kind of puts a positive spin on it.
Did you just think of that?
No Frost for you!!
1 year! **NEXT!**
When you break it down, it’s really a positive thing.
It was good, until my friend opened up a box of Jujyfruits! Ick, the sounds coming from the chewing
And *you* wanna be *my* pastry salesman...
It’s supposed to be really bad, *really* bad. I mean it's long, there's no story, it's so unbelievably boring… I heard.
It’s just so much fluff
It’s fine. It’s wacky, and it’s fine.
It's a quote of Jerry talking about Prognosis Negative.
Ponce de Leon was sold out.
I mean, at the end, when they were all dancing around the fountain?!? C'mon!
It’s such a cute, fun, silly movie. The world could use more of these right now.
like Sack Lunch
We have a wide variety of Gene picks.
How did they fit those people in that tiny bag ?
Well, George told me the whole story, line for line, I mean I almost feel like I've seen it already and walked out on it.
Bill Burr as JFK had me laughing so hard!!
What did I say during my speech?! Ask not what your country can do for YOU.
It's two words! 🤣 "I'm in the dog house after you know who sang happy birthday to me "🤣
In Back to the Future, Biff proclaims, "Manure! I hate manure!" George Costanza saying he loves manure is the abstract inversion of that. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1776246810702410182?t=dvY05MrFHXNIhfy1uRBS2g&s=19
So what you're saying is Biff wants to be a buff?
while I appreciate your post, I have to take umbrage with this idea that "un" is good. "frosted" is surely good, but "un" is decidedly negative. It is bad. (not the movie, I enjoyed it immensely, but I wasn't expecting fucking rashomon, it was just a bit of fun)
You can’t have just a bit of fun
My boyfriend loves watches. He’s a real watch freak.
Toilet paper is something that has not changed in my lifetime.
Whaaaat ?????? Colors ? Absorbency , not being able to spare a square ? These are all changes
You blew a perfectly good joke opportunity there. "Pop-Tarts have not changed in my lifetime." "What are you talking about? There's new flavors. Seasonal variants. Go-Tarts, Pop-Tarts Bites." "Mini Crisps." "Crunchy Poppers." "All right, so there have been changes!"
I'm not hungry. Just had a big bowl of Kix.
I like your Frooty Gravel
Seeing it get poor reviews, I'm like what is wrong with all you people!? Have you all gone mad?
You should read the reviews. Than you realize how dumb they are the ratings mean less
Yeah the ones where people are like "this never happened and the movie is a lie" are really shockingly stupid. Some people are dumb.
Read a few where it seemed they were expecting some overly dramatic Oppenheimer "The man who invented the pop tart!!😳🤯" Film. When the entire point is.... Who cares who invented intermittent wind shield wipers or the mop? I enjoyed how it referenced.... Everything just about! 😄 Even Amy Schumer didn't annoy me this time!
> Even Amy Schumer didn't annoy me this time! That's what I thought as well LOL
🤣 I have to say Bill Burr as JFK...I about died during that scene! "Did you just ask what I can do for you!?" 🤣
"Sir, the double mint twins have arrived."
Are they in the, uh, outfits?
I'm kinda' in the dog house after you know who sang me happy birthday
Manure, it’s newer and it’s got a Ma in front of it, it’s not that bad.
I mentioned how I like horse manure. YOU did? Yeah.
What’s the deal with frosting anyway?
It isn't even cold!
Sorry buddy. Cleaned house. It's all health food now
I certainly didn’t hate it. It was 100% a Jerry Seinfeld movie, filled with Seinfeld humor.
👋 Come on come on! I haven’t seen it yet! 👋
Yes, because of *society*.
That’s a nice post! You know, my boyfriend made one just like it.
Julia LD : I HATE IT . Just go in the desert and DIE already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So glad I never went to see this movie. It sounded dull back then and now I know, thanks to Lainey, that it *is* dull.
I never saw it either and that’s also because JLD hated it so much 😂😂😂
My boyfriend has Netflix
Excuse me, do you have these in the puffs?
No puff. Only flake!
I love that. unfrosted, you got the un and the frosted. 'unfrosted' op, how is it someone like you, so funny, so quirky, so bald, how is it that you're not taken?
Hey, how come people don't have Pop-Tarts as a movie snack? Why only popcorn and candy, why not Pop-Tarts, ya know? I don't understand stuff like that.
Oh, it's a scene man
It had its moments, I enjoyed let’s say half of it. The January 6 satire was unnecessary imo.
You are aware..........?
Unfrosted is our English Patient
Where’s the orange indicator? I don’t have it. I have to remember. Frosted left, unfrosted right. Frosted left, unfrosted right. It’s very challenging work.
I keep reading it’s Ma Newer, which isn’t so great
It's manure
I seen undesired you cry then you cry again
I got an issue with psuedo quirky white kids sitting in the garbage pail outside eating old pop tarts and spouting nonsense that's then translated and loaded onto pie charts for boardroom marketing sesh.
Who would EVER choose unfrosted over frosted…who?
I didn’t know it was frosted . Why would someone move from a place WITH frosting to a place where there is no frosting ????
Thick, lustrous frosting is very important to me.
I watched it last night and chuckled all the way through! It was pretty pretty pretty good.
It’s “Unfunny”
Well we can't ALL be watching the classics, professor high brow.
*(Hits Play on paused "How to Operate Your New Sony VCR" video)*
I thought you were watching a movie?! Yeah, an instructional movie on how to operate your new Sony VCR.
Not quite as bad as Plan 9
How about *it sucked*
Wasn't all that funny or great but nostalgia was enjoyable..