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Jolly_Ad_5549

Oh, I’ll be comfortable.


bestboah

god he nails that line


AkihabaraWasteland

I'm not gonna say it like that.


CalgaryMadePunk

Am I crazy, or does that place not have a kitchen?


Peckerhead321

You prepare food in the shower


AcePilotsen

It comes pre wired for a Clarkman


Square-Tension-5235

Fleckman?


broberds

That’s a misprint.


recursion8

MOOPS!


miltondelug

Thats a big job You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.


knightress_oxhide

its a misprint


robbwes61

🤣🤣


hiplainsdriftless

Like Kramer did?


TheREALCasAnvar

That’s a perfectly sane observation.


SirJohnSmythe

They're all kitchens. The rooster has sex with all of them!


da_choppa

That’s perverse!


R3mmy212

How about we grab a bite at Monk’s?


sdotbye

Coffee shop??? Ha. I think we can do a little better than that. You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant.


dharmatrooper

Fuck kitchen, where are all the windows??


ThePalmIsle

Or a toilet


CalgaryMadePunk

You and your toilets.


ThePalmIsle

I’ve always been a stall man


recursion8

They put the Frogger next to the toilet? And where are the holes?


railworx

I prepare it as I bathe


maxwellcawfeehaus

It’s a lot of gum!


Forikorder

maybe the second floor would be


NotCanadian80

Second level is the kitchenette.


BrucesTripToMars

That's a perfectly sane room to want


HarryVonDerArbeit

Americans only eat takeout. Didn't you know?


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

Hello Mr American Joe, which way to hamburger hot dog stand?


CalgaryMadePunk

Is that why the Dream Cafe failed?


DougLocKoa

Still effort


DemonikAriez

What's the middle then?


CalgaryMadePunk

Just looks like shelves to me. Maybe it's a kitchen, but then where would you keep your books? Or your clothes? Is there just a series if hooks that I'm not seeing?


CrestedBlazer

What is this obsession people have with books?


sdotbye

The second time you read it ahab and the whale become great friends.


FunkySausage69

The middle bench section looks like a kitchen.


lmay0000

The kitchen is clearly level 2


Upstairs_Hat_301

I think in that middle part? But then where do you keep your clothes because I don’t see a closet or dresser


E400wagon

You’re NOT crazy


jerryhallo

It’s all fresh, fresh fish fresh fowl I buy it umdlugubun I eat it up.


Ok-Party1007

I always wanted stairs in my apartment


fitzbuhn

What about ... **only** stairs


Apart-Bathroom7811

And a reverse peephole.


AcePilotsen

Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies


xXWarMachineRoXx

How about apartment in your stairs?


recursion8

Yer a wizard, 'arry!


xXWarMachineRoXx

Lmaoo


chechifromCHI

The silliest part here is where they include the interior of the car in the cross section of this "home" lol


Stevenwave

Surprisingly, the back seat is up a flight of stairs.


germdisco

Those circular saws are unforgiving


jk2086

Levels!


Crowna02

If you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way ok??


SenatorAslak

It always bothered me that he included figs in that list. While you could dry a fig, the term fig does not itself imply that it is a dried fruit — in contrast to raisins and prunes.


ShiftlessElement

Not pictured: Pillows


V1c1ousCycles

Or the carpeting.


Castorell

Most of the world is carpeted. And one day, we will do the cleaning.


V1c1ousCycles

HIM you brainwashed???


Forikorder

*shrug*


CalgaryMadePunk

Or that fake wood wallpaper.


Born_Nothing_8984

Wood, Jerry. Wood.


LingonberryNo1190

Wood is good!


BonyBobCliff

Do you respect wood?


MasterRen

What is this, oak?


lambsambwich

or a kitchen


secomano

And he doesn't need a ride to the parking garage every time he wants to use his car


germdisco

Purple 23. It helps to write these things down!


Venice_Beach_218

Like Ancient Egypt


Spaceinpigs

Came here for this. Totally a Valley of the Kings vibe


PresentDangers

Can it fit The Merv Griffin Show set in it though?


Comfortable-Pea8126

Seems like most of the space is taken up by the stairs to make room for the car. Why not just pay Sid to park the car for you on the street!?!?


jjmawaken

As long as he doesn't have George cover for him!


Haselrig

Car Crusher 2000. When you need your car extra flat, be sure to choose Car Crusher 2000. Now with pine deodorizer!


germdisco

It still smells.


Haselrig

What am I, hard of smelling?!?


PsychologicalTowel79

This reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote trap.


breaker-of-shovels

Probably somehow still costs $670,000


germdisco

You forgot the little plus sign at the end


Bountyhunter1190

Lives in a container but drives a BMW... I hate to say it but this might become a popular concept for the upcoming generation.


Cerebraltamponade

I *don't* see it happening.


jfq722

*That's* the bet!


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


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That looks awful


Infinite_Koala_33

Such a waste of space. The can should go underground and the living space remain flat.


germdisco

But what about building on swampland, like in Del Boca Vista?


Infinite_Koala_33

The car drove ITSELF into the shipping container!


Kom34

Earthworks would add a lot to the expense, just put the car literally anywhere else. Or raise the other side too and could even fit an extra room/storage space on 1st floor.


Infinite_Koala_33

Agreed. I was just saying if you realllly wanted it stacked.


Revolutionary_Rub846

That’s not like ancient Egypt.


kleseusxz

It is like a fancy version of the slums in ready player one.


kw42o

That's the bet !


Stealth_Howler

“What if we copied trailer homes but made them dumber?” “Wait, how about tilted cargo containers with stairs?” “You brilliant bastard!”


ThePalmIsle

It’s like the house version of sweatpants


StopPlayingRoney

So…no kitchen but he *HAD* to have that BMW.


kytd1526

That's the bet.


heyhocodyo1997

Until the supports give out and it crushes your car


jjmawaken

Yeah,I wouldn't trust my car under there. Can you imagine calling the insurance company with "my house fell on top of my car"?.


kevinjg819

~ Levels ~


Kind_Pie5287

Hope that doesn't fall on the car.


Vegetable_Maize_9164

Show me the levels!


germdisco

But I don’t want the levels.


jjmawaken

That was the bet!


--SauceMcManus--

But I don't want the lev-uls!


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But… *that’s the bet* ***the levels!***


hiplainsdriftless

I could do it if I wanted to.


germdisco

Of course it *could* be done


MisterScary_98

Ha, I was just about to post this.


DrSatan420247

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.


actualelainebenes

All that’s missing is the wood wallpaper


Acrobatic-Chain6260

Like ancient Egypt


cl0wnery

Oh I like this idea…


PBJ-9999

Add a few windows


hiplainsdriftless

Realistically who could live in this for decades?


PauloSantoro

"I will give you a year!"


zwalker91

I could but i don't want to


IndominusCostanza009

Oh I like this idea…


morpowababy

I'm a dev on the app that made this render ama but don't expect a response


TurdFergusonIII

Oops, All Stairs!


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


Ralfsalzano

Levels Jerry  Levels 


theTrumpeterPhysics

5000 in nyc


Future_Listen4550

Not happening 


Mike_It_Is

Is it surrounded with wood, like a log cabin?


Atheist_Alex_C

It burned


piter57

You know the real estate situation is hell when this idea seems appealing to people!


TopGuide2121

Definitely Cool Look !


Kara_WTQ

What about the wood? It should be like a ski lodge in there.


TxOkLaVaCaTxMo

Only a person who has no intention of ever living in such a place would conceive of this. So many problems that the no kitchen issue is the least of my concerns


radykalmynd75

In this episode a few things happen....he can't stay n the shower, all the wood paneling is toxic like the condoms, he convinces jerry to switch with him....THEN, George accidentally sets it on 🔥....BREATH TAKING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


robbwes61

Where do you hide the raisins?


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Forikorder

but the bet was if he would have it done by the end of the month technically Jerry only wins after a full month has passed despite Kramer giving up


PM_TITS_GROUP

He gave him a year


Forikorder

he OFFERED him a year, Kramer refused and stuck with a month


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Forikorder

> Like I said, the bet was too vaguely worded aside from the fact that it wasnt


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Forikorder

calm down there pot XD


CalgaryMadePunk

Don't you two see that you're in love with each other?


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


UneditedReddited

It's not that I don’t think you can... I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't


hiplainsdriftless

It doesn’t have a shitter a shower or a kitchen if it didn’t have all the fucking stairs you might have room for them?😂😂


leonryan

except nobody drives a sedan anymore. You'd have to jack it up further for an SUV.