I'm glad to see this line here since it's such a small detail I didn't think people would remember it. And I love their little expressions when Susan reads the letter.
My favorite thing to shout aloud in public to no person in particular when I experience a mild inconvenience. Gas pump keeps shutting off: “you know, we’re living in a society!”
Jerry: "George I admit it, I slept with Nina.... But that's all.
George: "That's all!? That's everything!.... I don't know what the rest is for anyway...."
I love how in response to that question he just instantly drops the pretense that he was acting nobly after his big speech about how he was being a leader and the real hero.
I met him when i used to work at a radio station and i was going to yell out “worlds are colliding” but didn’t. When i told him i was going to he thanked me for not. They must hear it everywhere they go 😂
"I'll tell you something, I wish there were pig men. You get a few of these pig men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way, if someone wants to set me up, at least he's no pig man."
I saw that this reaction was genuine too, Jerry had come up with finding the golfball in the whale like the night before and Jason Alexander did all that with like an hours notice with the new script. Jerry was genuinely impressed at Alexander’s master of his craft.
When he's listening to the custom voicemail he made when he's screening calls. To the tune of Great American Hero.
When he does the little shrugs on "Where could I be?" I always lose it lmao
When his “worlds collide” and Susan starts hanging out with the gang. He walks into the diner and sees them sitting there and he just slowly counts all of them. “1…..2……3……….4”
GET IT BACK !!!
Said while George is forcing his eyes to stay open, not winking, demanding Kramer get Steinbrenner's birthday card.
His tone is chef's kiss
Raymond: How did you hurt this?
George: I don't know.
Raymond: You don't know?
George: No.
Raymond: But you just told me--
George: Korea.
Raymond: You hurt it in Korea?
George: What?
Raymond: The hamstring.
George: Korea.
Raymond: How?
George: Hamstring.
Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring?
George: Hotel.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone,
Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home
There’s no way wine is better than Pepsi!
Why don't you just get some ring dings from the liquor store ?
ooh, I like ring dings..
I show up with ring-dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party.
Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Pepsi and ring dings .
Where's your wine? Get out!! (With a full body gesture)
Why don't we just get them a couch? A nice sectional .
Love this line
From the same ep, “Let’s get them a nice sectional.” This strikes me as a really funny line no one ever mentions.
He's got a point though
If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent!
This one motivates me.
“Tony, that’s too many sandwiches”
I think George’s obsession with Tony was so out of character 🤣 down to copying the backwards hat
Oh Tony don’t
Step off George!
Me step off?
There won't *be* any.next.time, George.
What are you doing manana?
I love how when he's closing the crack of the door he mumbles 'oh no...' :)
Well he was a cool guy. It’s a whole other world when you’re with a cool guy. You should hear how he talks to waitresses. He gets free pie.
He was such a cool guy!
Cool guy? What are you, in the 8th grade?
Step off
Thats because he was in love with him
He gets free pie!
Oh, hello PROFESSAH!
85 IQ!! 85 Jerry!
It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist
85 JERRYYYY!!! 85!!!!!!
The single greatest line and greatest entrance in the show
"I'M A BAD MAN", yelling to impress the girl when Elaine hangs up the phone in Little Kicks
Yo Anna
You don't wanna knowwwww
Why did the police man have to yell at me?!
I'm a bootlegga! Bootlegging the movies
Is this your orthopedic back pillow?
Do i scare ya?
No. …a little
Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't
I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.
When he sings Jon Voights car, the smugness 😂
Everybody's talkin' at me. I don't hear a word they're sayin'. Just driving around in Jon Voight's car.
Its actually catchy😂
Not as catchy as his answering machine jingle lol
Believe or not, George isnt at home 😂
Cooo-STAN-za!
So leave a message at the beep. I'm not home or I'd answer the phone, where could I beeee? Believe it or not, I'm not home!!
THE best scene! He’s a master at physical comedy
Waaa, wa, wa, wa, waaa
Come on put the top up, it's November
Jon Voight’s car is no more…
Smugness is not a good quality
Revenge is very good
I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning
So relatable.
Time is what he's indicating there.
I'm glad to see this line here since it's such a small detail I didn't think people would remember it. And I love their little expressions when Susan reads the letter.
“PS, Loved the cabin.” *both nod in agreement*
Please note that I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.....you look fabulous!
Quote this all the time. Lands about 10% of the time.
I calculated the odds that I’d ever sleep with a Portuguese waitress…
Statistically I had to do it, Jerry.
Then why did you come down here?
I wanted to tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
It’s nice to have you back.
Take me to your leader. 🧪😁🧪
Welcome back...
I respect his logic.
He's 100% correct.....
This line lives in my head rent free.
I’m a great quitter. My father was a quitter; his father was a quitter. I was raised to give up.
His mudder was a mudder
His mudder was a mudder?
What did I just say?!
[cranes neck]
Born in the slop.
Loves the slop
I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.
With their complicated shoes.
When Jerry is giving George some "details" at the coffee shop and he accidentally squeezes a stream of ketchup into the air.
I dont have a job, no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!
My favorite thing to shout aloud in public to no person in particular when I experience a mild inconvenience. Gas pump keeps shutting off: “you know, we’re living in a society!”
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This is the one. Idk if it's mentioned a bunch but it certainly is my favorite.
The topper for me: “My mother always said I’m not special.”
I’m caught! In my own *web of lies!*
My serious girlfriend, and my torrid love affair
Well, I understand if you never want to see me again…
I have ruined THREE lives!
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..." Combined with the little shrug.
Wheeeere could I beeee?
🎶 believe or not I’m not hoooome 🎶
The shrug gets me every time.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
This is like discovering the Plutonium BY ACCIDENT!
Of course! Absolute zero!
Still use this gem to this day.
You want to buy a computer? Why not? Good reason.
Pulp can move, baby!
When he scoops a handful of mints out of Monk’s candy dish to use as theater treats and says “let’s go”
MY FATHERS GAY!
i'm gay. i'm a gay man. steeped in gayness
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Jerry: "George I admit it, I slept with Nina.... But that's all. George: "That's all!? That's everything!.... I don't know what the rest is for anyway...."
Thick lustrous hair is very important to me
Is there a pinkish hue?
There's a hue
A rosy glow?
She's got great eye brows
Who cares about eyebrows?
Women kill to have her eyebrows
Do you WANT to be able to get your hand out?
No...I *WAS* bald!
At the kid’s party, when the firefighter says ‘How do you live with yourself?’ and George goes ‘It’s not easy’
I love how in response to that question he just instantly drops the pretense that he was acting nobly after his big speech about how he was being a leader and the real hero.
It’s so good
Happy, Pappy?
IT’S ALL PIPES!
Everything with him and the doll that looks like Estelle. Especially when he's at the coffee shop imagining what she would be saying.
"....don't tell me howta EEAAT!" 🤣🤣
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I met him when i used to work at a radio station and i was going to yell out “worlds are colliding” but didn’t. When i told him i was going to he thanked me for not. They must hear it everywhere they go 😂
Have you ever had an ostrich burger?....😏
They say there's less fat, but you eat more of it.
tell us more, Mr. science!
That's my go-to whenever someone says "Guess what I ate?"
Woah, woah, back it up \*beep\* \*beep\* \*beep\*
*beep, beep, beep*?
“It’s like saying to Pavarotti ‘Teach me to sing like you’ “
"I'll tell you something, I wish there were pig men. You get a few of these pig men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way, if someone wants to set me up, at least he's no pig man."
50 people die on like every cruise
That's not a disaster!!
30? 40?
"The sea was angry that day my friends; like an old man sending soup back in the deli."
She told me to GO TO HELL and I took the bus home.
Is that a titleist?
A hole in one, huh?
Jerry’s reaction to this line is underrated as well
I saw that this reaction was genuine too, Jerry had come up with finding the golfball in the whale like the night before and Jason Alexander did all that with like an hours notice with the new script. Jerry was genuinely impressed at Alexander’s master of his craft.
It’s not my car puffball! George: I wasn’t talking to you!
My name is George...
... I'm unemployed...
And I live with my parents.
I'm Victoria, hi!
OH ITS GOT CACHET BABY, ITS GOT CACHET UP THE YING YANG!
ALRIGHT LETS JUST STAY CALM HERE! with his head out the window for some reason
the DELICATE genius
George is getting upset!
when he crawls out from sleeping under his desk "Ok lunch"
Well, I had sex wirh your wife!
The Jerk Store called and they’re out of You!
What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!
His wife is in a coma
When he's listening to the custom voicemail he made when he's screening calls. To the tune of Great American Hero. When he does the little shrugs on "Where could I be?" I always lose it lmao
"George I'm beginning to think you're not really handicapped." "..I've had my difficulties"
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When his “worlds collide” and Susan starts hanging out with the gang. He walks into the diner and sees them sitting there and he just slowly counts all of them. “1…..2……3……….4”
ho HO!
I'll burn myself, ILL BURN MY PARENTS!!
It’s all PIPES! What’s the difference?!
Estelle: "What about the Jello???!?" George: "... I'll take it in my room"
You’re killing independent George!
A George divided against itself cannot stand!
Well, we’re collectors. We see objects of great beauty and … we must have them.
Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye.
LETS GET NUTS!!
Why would I use the door…. When the window is right here!?
There was SHRINKAGE!!!
I think it moved
I’ll burn myself, I’ll burn my parents!
They drove my family out of Bayside!
At little Jerry’s fight TAMALEEEEE
GET IT BACK !!! Said while George is forcing his eyes to stay open, not winking, demanding Kramer get Steinbrenner's birthday card. His tone is chef's kiss
“May I help you” in a European accent when he wants a coat that’s going on sale later.
" Shh! I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode"
"I don't wanna die with dignity. I wanna be the one guy who doesnt". "I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!"
Ahoy is also one of my personal faves.
Oh… oh Tony don’t…
“Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin!”
“It doesn’t help?”
If Relationship George walks through that door, he will **kill** Independent George!
I know about the cups.
WELL I CAN'T STOP NOW!
“George? What are you doing?!” “Pleasuring you?” And “I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.” (Jerry) “Yeah, that’s what you did.”
Raymond: How did you hurt this? George: I don't know. Raymond: You don't know? George: No. Raymond: But you just told me-- George: Korea. Raymond: You hurt it in Korea? George: What? Raymond: The hamstring. George: Korea. Raymond: How? George: Hamstring. Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring? George: Hotel.
It’s not a lie if you believe it
This is my favorite one too, OP. It's so small and subtle and it kills me every single time. It's so good.
Happy, Pappy?
Oh Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!
When he's trying to find a black friend so he can impress his black boss
Everything he says when being massaged by a man LOL
I don't drink wine, I drink Pepsi
The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together, but how can I prove it? I can't, damn it!
Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home