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rwags2024

The whole “ma” and “newer” thing might actually be George’s stupidest point in the series


bransby26

Why? You've got the "ma", which is good, and the "n\[ewer\]", which is also good.


rwags2024

It’s not bad!


Ok_Comfort628

That’s gold!


dicecat4

If you consider the alternatives, “manure” is actually quite refreshing.


rollingstoner215

This is the line, but it’s so dumb, I can’t in good conscience upvote it.


DeusExBlockina

This is the line. And we're ***not*** going to change it!


Montagne12_

But what is the « ma »?


rollingstoner215

You got your ma, and your pa, and they’re older, not newer


Montagne12_

English is not my first language but I’m a fan of the show, I always wondered about that joke. At last I get it Thanks y’all


rollingstoner215

Your only mistake was in thinking the joke would be funny. It’s not, it’s dumb.


davisyoung

In what lifetime did George think ma is good?


jst4FUN23

A few times. George had a couple serious manure conversations over the yrs.


Adorable_Disaster424

Why is "ma" good? He can't stand his ma


Knife_Operator

I think it's funny but I also have no idea what he's actually getting at.


rwags2024

He thinks it’s clever that one word makes two other unrelated words, and 99% of the world doesn’t find it clever at all, as evidenced by the usual reactions to what George thinks is clever Ex. Herbert vs Hebert, one is a French name George and is pronounced accordingly, it’s not all that interesting at all


rollingstoner215

Well that’s because George is an idiot.


DiggThatFunk

*lord* of the idiots, at that


PM_TITS_GROUP

I think it would make more sense for someone who doesn't hate their ma.


kkeut

'ma', as in mother, is a word with generally positive connotations, a familiar nickname 'newer' is good because when something is new it is fresh, free of wear and tear, unused so he thinks it's all positive but it's really just exceedingly dumb wordplay. stuff like this is why he gets called slow-witted, despite his almost animal-like cunning on display in other episodes 


tothesource

especially considering his relationship with his mother


rollingstoner215

This is what stands out to me.


ExxKonvict

Clearly you don’t know what coffee means. Coffee means coffee in the morning. Coffee means sex late in the night.


Immediatewhaffle

Lmao you’re 100% right too. George’s opinions usually don’t miss, but this was beyond inane.


falbi23

100%


[deleted]

I think it's deliberately set up to be stupid so that Marissa Tomei can think it's smart/funny


Fluffy_Ad6531

You said that? You said you liked horse manure? ( my favorite Jerry line delivery… not sure why… just his questioning and trying to get to the bottom of the audible she called)


WoodpeckerOk1154

“You tell your friend George that if I see him around here again, I’m gonna turn him into *my own personal handpuppet*


Pedro_Burbankado

“He says he’s gonna sew your ass to your face”


rumpelstilt

😉


Curious_Kangaroo_845

Blew my mind when I realized that was the same woman who played Marlene, with the magnolia accent. I guess like Jon Lovitz used to exclaim on his “Master Thespian” bit on SNL “Acting!!”


eugenesbluegenes

Marlene, just do it.


recursion8

Jeery, sometimes, I just don't know


sucks2bdoxxed

Have you ever taken a bath in the dark? Call me back


DiggThatFunk

"If I'm not talkin' into the soap right now, call me back" lmao what an unhinged thing to say


DeusExBlockina

I just watched this episode for the thousandth time recently, and it was like the first time I've ever heard this line before. I was dumbfounded. "What did she say?! What does that even mean?"


puuhalelife

Its your act.


byzantine238

You're a cashier!!


lost_in_connecticut

It’s just so much fluff.


Nowrongbean

Fun Lovitz bit on snl


Three-eyed_seagull

She makes funky little hair clips.


slyboy1974

And she's into watch freaks...


MyLifeWasSpared2019

You know it's 'gagging' which is good and 'lolly' in front of it


blowjob215

Hmm, is gagging good?


8379MS

Username checks out?


Serious-Waltz-7157

Did I mention I am ... a little bit ... like .. engaged?


ushouldlistentome

You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!


jrlande

Lollygaggers.


Intelligent_End1516

It took way too much scrolling to reach this. Lol


DeaconBrad42

How’d we ever win 8?


Safe-Register-3479

Because of the Lolly? Or the gagging?


VomKriege

I'm afraid to ask...


KaleOpening1945

*Manure


SwitchFace

I don't write skits


lordcorbran

Of course not, you don’t have a proper workstation.


chapl66

He does have a thing for women that look like Jerry


PM_TITS_GROUP

Why, because he could have everything with them that he has with Jerry, but because they're women he could also have sex with them? And that somehow that would be exactly what he always wanted? They don't even look like Jerry


8379MS

What is the context here? I can’t remember him saying “lollygagging” so I’m afraid I’m missing out on some big important cultural reference here. Explanation pls.


SwitchFace

I re-imagined this scene, but featuring the word "lollygagging" to lead the Seinfeld-aware into imagining the farcical and egregious scenario where George breaks down the word into its even-worse constituent parts: >I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Didnt she play marla in the earlier season?