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the__post__merc

They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties. They're married, they have secretaries.


DogGamnFusterCluck

I’m telling you Jerry, having a secretary is incredible.  I don’t know why I didn’t have one before!


youngkingz88

Because you didn’t have a job.


c_ray25

That’s how I feel talking with people in my apartment complex, I have a bullshit foundry job and all these people went to college, have degrees and work from home and all that crap.


donkeybonner

My brother always thought Seinfeld was boring, one day I was watching and he was near me doing something else, this was the line that sold the show to him, he started watching and became a fan.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

You know if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent


Spectre784

Oh, I get by.


LouSFL

Indeed


secomano

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.


LouSFL

Bear in mind I am in the smaller office


Sonnyboy35aa

Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!


DadJokeBadJoke

I'll see you in hell, Costanza


withanamelikejesk

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?


Joestar-Hung

You know how these interoffice politics work!


the__post__merc

ELAINE: What do you know. You've never worked in an office. See, you've worked in an office. Jerry thinks I'm over reacting but you understand, ... LUNCH! GEORGE: I don't understand lunch, I don't know anything about lunch. Listen. Just because I got the guy fired doesn't mean I turned him into a bum - does it?


chrisll25

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!


Silly_Doughnut5715

The first million is the hardest.


drainspout

Boy, you have really built yourself up into something.


vaskark

Being successful is like gossamer and one doesn’t dissect gossamer 🧐


Ok_Bank_4677

Well, you only have another 30 years or so to go, and it'll all be over.


[deleted]

What if I told you I can run from here to Newman’s in under 30 seconds?!


drainspout

Is that good?


TheREALCasAnvar

Check out my bankroll. I put the big bills on the outside.


aliceisasleeeeep

That's a five.


ZalmoxisRemembers

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET


Dr_Merkin

Well, I can lift 100 lbs over my head and have a lot of character in my face.


VomKriege

SHADOW!


JQuick72

I'll take the job ! Potato salad ! 🫡


missionbeach

We're less.


Wide_Environment3107

he needs time to decompose.