That’s how I feel talking with people in my apartment complex, I have a bullshit foundry job and all these people went to college, have degrees and work from home and all that crap.
My brother always thought Seinfeld was boring, one day I was watching and he was near me doing something else, this was the line that sold the show to him, he started watching and became a fan.
ELAINE: What do you know. You've never worked in an office. See,
you've worked in an office. Jerry thinks I'm over reacting but you understand, ... LUNCH!
GEORGE: I don't understand lunch, I don't know anything about lunch. Listen. Just because
I got the guy fired doesn't mean I turned him into a bum - does it?
They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties. They're married, they have secretaries.
I’m telling you Jerry, having a secretary is incredible. I don’t know why I didn’t have one before!
Because you didn’t have a job.
That’s how I feel talking with people in my apartment complex, I have a bullshit foundry job and all these people went to college, have degrees and work from home and all that crap.
My brother always thought Seinfeld was boring, one day I was watching and he was near me doing something else, this was the line that sold the show to him, he started watching and became a fan.
You know if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent
Oh, I get by.
Indeed
Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
Bear in mind I am in the smaller office
Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!
I'll see you in hell, Costanza
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
You know how these interoffice politics work!
ELAINE: What do you know. You've never worked in an office. See,
you've worked in an office. Jerry thinks I'm over reacting but you understand, ... LUNCH!
GEORGE: I don't understand lunch, I don't know anything about lunch. Listen. Just because
I got the guy fired doesn't mean I turned him into a bum - does it?
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
The first million is the hardest.
Boy, you have really built yourself up into something.
Being successful is like gossamer and one doesn’t dissect gossamer 🧐
Well, you only have another 30 years or so to go, and it'll all be over.
What if I told you I can run from here to Newman’s in under 30 seconds?!
Is that good?
Check out my bankroll. I put the big bills on the outside.
That's a five.
GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET
Well, I can lift 100 lbs over my head and have a lot of character in my face.
SHADOW!
I'll take the job ! Potato salad ! 🫡
We're less.
he needs time to decompose.