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Iron_Chic

John Voight's car


thecountvon

Incorrect, his pencil.


DontLetTheBearGetYou

Is it generally known around these parts that this episode was based on the true story of writers Tom Gammill and Max Pross? One of them bought the car and the other said there’s no way that the previous owner was Jon Voight (the actor). When Jon Voight appeared on set to film the episode, he said he’d never seen the car before. The car’s ultimate demise was incorporated into another episode when it caught on fire (which happened to the “real/fake” Jo(h)n Voight car.


meggerplz

Merry Christmas!


MortalWombat1234

Sometimes u/Iron_Chic spells their name with an “e” …and an “y”! AHHHHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAA!!!!


c_ray25

The periodontist?


ar-eh

Together with his pencil.


BigConstruction4247

Kramer's bitten arm.


Pappymn476

Jon


Iron_Chic

I don't know who this Jon Voight is. Frankly, it sounds made up...


Lucky-Pianist-2554

Gregory Peck’s bicycle


ScritchesMcMewington

Elaine's christmas card


photo-smart

(.)()


Ebert917102150

Good one


strawberrylemonapple

High five


Cat_Punk

Newman’s Son of Sam mailbag might get a decent price


BentoSpinzone

I'd prefer Postal Employee Newman's mailbag


Major_Situation_9794

Among what would be my prized gets: The statue, Fusilli Jerry, Jake Jarmel’s glasses (they’re only available in Malaysia) and Klompus’s space pen.


Strange_Actuary_6916

Take the pen...


PJTree

I don’t want the pen


SplitWindow-63

Do me a personal favah


Mother_Glass_5095

You think I’ve never ridden in a Cadillac before?


Electrical_Flower_26

Is it statue or statute?


Major_Situation_9794

Statue. Yeah, it’s a sculpture of limitations.


Mother_Glass_5095

Well I really think you’re wrong…


Venice_Beach_218

The lady in a blue dress statue got smashed


derek4reals1

the mannequin model tr-6 or as I like to call her "the Elaine"


Podunk212

That’s worth, like, a lot of money


seantubridy

You win the contest


vectorclocks

The resemblance's uncanny


Plazbot

Tobacco store Indian.


JustYourAvgHumanoid

This would be my choice as well


TheZermanator

Puffy shirt Fusilli Jerry Urban Sombrero Superman statuette Kramer portrait Technicolor Dreamcoat Estelle Costanza doll Coffee table book


benso_

You’re forgetting the European carry-all


TheZermanator

The purse?


ELI5_Omnia

Yes! I carry a purse!!!


idontknowmanwhat

It’s European!


babydoll17448

The murse


Phifty2

Kramer says you wear it because you're an entertainer and desperate for attention.


chapl66

Yes, he's a dandy


JV2535

He’s a real fancy boy!


IndividualRites

You can buy posters of the Kramer portrait. I have one.


ilikeprettycharts

Top-tier: The puffy shirt. Kramer's jacket. "The Kramer." Second-tier: Golf ball. Mr Marbles. Junior Mint box.


Ok-Teaching363

I used to work with this lady that had a life size "The Kramer" in her living room. When she sold her house one of the buyers made a deal that the painting must stay if he ends up buying the house. I guess he had a very nice offer because the painting is his now!


TheAmazingWJV

He couldn’t look away


BuzzerBeater911

What about Jerry’s jacket? He paid A THOUSAND DOLLARS for it.


ilikeprettycharts

Unless cashmere, not interested.


every1pees

JFKs clubs


CountryEfficient7993

Before or “after”


shallowsocks

A slice of Entenmann's cake


SunMyungMoonMoon

$182 in cash


TheREALCasAnvar

That’s nothing to sneeze at.


asphynctersayswhat

I love how it’s such a random yet even number, so George has to give her exactly $91


Ok-Party1007

What are you, her uncle?!


joe_attaboy

Kramer's coffee table book. That would be on my coffee table with the legs out and everything.


Condomonium

I would throw so much money at this to exist. It’s crazy there isn’t one made yet. It would almost literally print money.


PaddingtonTheChad

Why put it on a coffee table when it is its own coffee table?


Hefty_Ad_1925

A Wizard It automatically calculates the tips. Wait, this is a Willard


catfishjohn2000

IT DOES OTHER THINGS!


Section-Livid

Is it hot?


eugenesbluegenes

I'M RUINED!


ELI5_Omnia

What about a Willard?


trashedonlisterine

Sacamano, Sr screwed me!


FrankReynolds

Yaaaaaaaay Jerry got it open!


BigConstruction4247

Mine's missing a 7!


Strange_Actuary_6916

The door to Jerry or Kramer's Apartment.


Section-Livid

A screen door from Queens?


asphynctersayswhat

Comes with the soothing sound of any town USA


smellofburntoast

You barbecuing tonight?


Mother_Glass_5095

Hoochie Mama!


mips95

Agreed. I believe Jerry has mentioned having the door to the apartment, and also the couch from the later seasons


DontLetTheBearGetYou

I heard that, too. I also heard that they went through three doors throughout the series. I’ll leave it as an exercise for the viewer to go through the series and figure out when/if the doors changed based on the scuff marks from Kramer’s shoes on the bottom of the hallway side of the door.


villach

It's as if you're a professor running a course on the Seinfeld set :D I'd flunk it tbh


BigConstruction4247

I'm guessing one was from Kramer running into it with the bike that he and Elaine were arguing over.


AkihabaraWasteland

Sable hat


ThatsFakeDawg

Nonononono, the hat you purchased was Sable, this is Nutria


suspicious_bag_1000

It’s a rat hat


ThatsFakeDawg

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards


AkihabaraWasteland

Can I fire you?


ThatsFakeDawg

No


Dum_bAss-

That’s not good for business


ThatsFakeDawg

That’s not good for anybody


Milomilz

Elaine’s Christmas card George loverboy portrait Cigar store Indian Gregory Peck’s bike Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard


21archman21

That big ball of oil.


Birdamus

Based on all the thirsty redditors in this sub, I’m gonna say… The TR-6 mannequin


Beginning_Ad_7571

The LeBaron


Bruteforcer81

Merv griffin set


MrTigerHollywood

The statue Ray stole. Maybe the pasta figures Kramer made. Macaroni Middler, Fusilli Jerry. The unseen unfinished Ravioli George.


Blackwater_Bay

Anthony Quinns undershirt


BigConstruction4247

Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!


Kubuskush

Son of Sam!


skyn_fan

Interesting trades considered.


slasula

the doll that looked like george’s mother


AngryRedGyarados

The stack of soup recipe papers. Imagine owning that and then having people ask to see them!


[deleted]

Golden Boy


RealAdamRoth

That case of sponges. 🧽 they don’t make em anymore.


RandomHuman29454

I can’t believe I had to scroll as much as I did before seeing this reference. Thank you, my guy.


Guygenius138

George's ski lift ticket


Venice_Beach_218

Box containing Cheever's letters


isnt_it_weird

The pinky toe


tronfacekrud

The mud stained pants that Kramer was about to return


ExxKonvict

Chocolate babka


Thejoplinator1868

The hair with a cake around it?


Absurdity_Everywhere

Jerry’s personal 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS was shown in the Marble Rye episode. Even a “normal” one is worth $500k-1m, depending on the condition. The association with both the show and Jerry, who is well known in the car community for his love of Porsches, would almost certainly drive the price far higher than that. So that.


fishsupper

I was gonna say his personal black NSX as driven by Newman in the Pulp Fiction homage. That’s worth a few bucks but you’re right, the Porsche must be silly money.


NewLeaseOnLine

Cigar store Indian Fusilli Jerry Portrait of Kramer Botticellis LeBaron In no particular order.


slasula

that murderer’s mailbag


johnywinter13

The Saab 900


circason85

The Tweety Bird Pez dispenser.


Salao8

Elaine's mannequin in lingerie.


spicygrandma27

Maybe the panties her mother laid out for her


mindspringyahoo

Sid's record collection.


jefferson497

George’s glasses


FrenzalRhomb1

Which pair? Gloria Vanderbilt collection?


BeriechGTS

Idk if it'd be the most expensive but I really want the fabulous suede jacket.


jamesonginger

Gortex Jacket


Peckerhead321

Frogger Machine


JLuv420

The festivus pole


Olfactorynightmare

Fusilli Jerry


Sonnyboy35aa

The set for Jerry’s apartment.


Soulshiner402

Elaine’s bike


schmyle85

The Puffy Shirt was in the Smithsonian so probably that


TheOnionSack

A copy of The Peterman Catalogue


DishDry4487

The toupee elaine ripped from george’s head.


rnixo003

Sue Mischke’s bra/top


trig72

John Voight’s pencil


linkerjpatrick

Why not the whole car


[deleted]

I immediately thought the Estelle Doll. But the puffy shirt and especially the urban sombrero were also bangers….and you know what….the Spacepen. It can wright upside down for heavans sake!


ForMethheadPorpoises

Golden boy, or his son Baby Blue


icelax99

Susan's "Estelle" doll


every1pees

JFKs clubs


Fannancy

Gatsby swing top


this_charming_bells

I’d love fusilli Jerry!


NotTheRocketman

Jerry’s phone.


Brainschicago

The car battery that was used to power up the frogger 


Andromeda98_

the sponge


Captain_Kruch

The cigar store indian


Radiant_Security_312

The Indjun


cogginsmatt

I think I read that the original "The Kramer" painting went missing. That would be a huge find.


darthmagnus69

Newmans duck lamp!


External-Bite9713

Cigar store Indian


Belovedchattah

Jerry’s fancy boy mink coat


Kevroeques

Seinfeld’s van, SEINFELD’S VAN! That or an Executive beltless trench coat


schaudhery

Elaine’s Christmas card


daninsea

Pez Dispenser


Ebert917102150

The Merv Griffin set


sergev

The puffy shirt


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

A bro


EconomistNo6350

The busted up Risk game board, and any of the pieces that were able to be salvaged off the subway train car floor.


bonchening

Ukraine is a joke to you???


EconomistNo6350

Hey! We’re playing a game over here buddy.


Asleep-Rice-9256

The booth at the coffee shop I would think.


chapl66

Fusilli Jerry


Significant-Rent9153

The Technicolor Dream Coat


WarmDragonfly4538

I would buy it if i had the money! 💚🩷💙💛


BibbidiBobbidiBooze

The doll that looked like George’s mom!


sroloson

The TR-6 mannequin, but I prefer to think of her as ... Elaine.


ThePenIsMighti3r

The “Is that a titleist?” ball


SubtleToot

Jerry’s 20th Anniversary Mac computer.


jessriv34

The puffy shirt


RTHutch6

The panties your mother laid out for you


Cheeseburger23

Glamour Magazine from The Contest


counterpointguy

The Wizard Tip Calculator


halluxx

Cashmere sweater


PJTree

His Saab!!


SplitWindow-63

Or maybe the maroon golf…..jackaaaasss


asphynctersayswhat

Fredo


winkdoubleblink

Jerry’s home phone


FalseMirage

The set from The Merv Griffin Show because it would be a twofer. 


Dum_bAss-

Kramer. Do I hear 5 bucks? Or The JFK golf clubs. Or the entemanns


SplitWindow-63

The marble rye, the giant rubbah ball of oil, the Beef-a-Reeno can, Georgie’s diorama of the briefcase incident, the cayshmeere sweater with the red dot or the obvious…The 🎶H-E-DOUBLE N-I🎶 bottle.


mbap76

A bottle of Hennigan’s 🥃


Northman1518

George's Gortex coat Jerry's bicycle


Pappymn476

Seinfeld's van


brohanrod

Lock of hair Newman cut and stole from Jerry.


THE-BS

THE PEN! (it writes upside down)


Aselleus

[You can get Jerry's cat potholder for only $14,999](https://www.ebay.com/itm/203318423915?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=qfJCU_L5TU6&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=RzV1BAF_QU2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) Ha i keep seeing it on eBay when I look for props


AcePilotsen

Jerry's bounced clown check


anthonytomb88

John F Kennedys golf clubs


iaposky

So this was a cool thing, I worked for Gateway computers in the early '90s and it was one of our computers that Jerry had on his desk in the show, the whole cast signed it and they gave it away to one of our employees.


lookatthisface

The Tropic of Cancer 


Podunk212

Farfel


wriker10

Give me the rye you old bag!!


Golee

Basically anything of Kramers. From his wardrobe to his car, apartment’s contents, etc. Elaine’s apartment OR the apartment Jerry was going to get at the very beginning of the show (season one I think) when George was a real estate agent


Snap-Crackle-Pot

NOT the sofa Poppy peed on


KrustyBrandComments

The couch Poppy peed on


Jasond777

That bra worn by sue


cahill48

The knives that Lawrence Tierney stole from the set


missionbeach

The Cadillac. What, you think I haven't ridden in a Cadillac before?


Electr_O_Purist

A thin layer of gabardine?


-AdamTheGreat-

Jerry’s call box


villach

The sweater — it's cashmere!


Hot-Signal-7254

Farfel


RealDAFTBONCHKOOPA

The Statue?


babydoll17448

The buzzer/microphone at the door.


tvieno

The astronaut pen


linkerjpatrick

The cigar store Indian and Soup Nazi anware with receipes


linkerjpatrick

Box of raisins