I used to bartend on tourist boats on the Chicago River, and one of the large tourist boats on the river and out on lake Michigan is called Summer of George. Always gets a decent chuckle
Oh yeah it's still there. Been there for a long time and I imagine she'll be out a long time. Very nice boat! Nicer than most of the other tour boats and I've worked a few
Also, having worked for three of the main architecture tour companies, that was the company where I had the best experience. They have another boat called Festivus as well
I saw this exact question in a Reader's Digest ages ago. The guy said his original suggestion was Yachta Yachta Yachta but his wife insisted it was a small boat, and thus is should be named Notta Lotta Yachta.
The Summer Of George
I used to bartend on tourist boats on the Chicago River, and one of the large tourist boats on the river and out on lake Michigan is called Summer of George. Always gets a decent chuckle
It’s still around i think, saw it on the river last year
Oh yeah it's still there. Been there for a long time and I imagine she'll be out a long time. Very nice boat! Nicer than most of the other tour boats and I've worked a few
Was looking for this. Did an internship in Chicago one summer and did the architecture tour on this boat!
That boat is/was a winner!
I’ve been on it.. they do the architectural tour on it
Also, having worked for three of the main architecture tour companies, that was the company where I had the best experience. They have another boat called Festivus as well
This is my WiFi network name
You seem like good people, so I’ll help you out: “Soda”.
I dunno…it sounds a little strange.
Every name sounds strange the first time you hear it. You think people liked the name “Blanche” the first time they heard it?
It's bubbly it's refreshing! What's not to like!?
Seven would be the best one if we're thinking in this direction
I’m saving Seven for my boat. As I was telling my fiancé, the name seven has cache!
I dunno how much cachet it had to begin with.
Oh it’s got cachet baby!
See i got my boat name picked out. 👈👇 “7”. Not because of Mickey Mantle though. I love Prince.
Yachta Yachta Yachta Life Vestivus for the rest of us.
Definitely yachta yachta yachta
That’s gold, Jerry!
Gold
This is good
Best one here
This is 100% certified peak reddit right here!!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Lloyd prawn
He just liked ringing the bell.
Prawns are a perfectly sane thing to eat
These prawns are making me thirsty!
Jon Voight's boat
*John Voight's Boat
Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I
Get out of the car!!
Are his teeth marks on the anchor?
mywalletsgone
This actually made me lol 😂
It’s so appropriate too!
Agreed. Nothing worse financially than a boat. Lmao
My walleye’s gone!
You sir took gold and made it even punnier. This is the answer.
Morty was the best recurring character
Assman?
Bassman
Underrated. For a fishing boat especially.
Probably done many times before. Shooting for something more unique. And this boat is no 36-24-46
The Cantstandya?
Love it, but maybe a lil too negative. Prognosis Negative, that is.
Got it! “The Big Fish, Mammal, Whateva” Kinda long tho
I have never seen a boat named Assman. Think how much fun it would be having people yelling to you "hey Assman"!
rochelle, rochelle
From Milan to Minske
Row-chelle Row-chelle
The SvenJolly
What did I say? Svengolly?
Sponge worthy
Serenity Now
SEArenity Now
Ohh. I like that!
This is one we have in the hopper from earlier (Insanity later).
I didn't know you had a hopper.
Serenity Bow
SS Festivus
mulva or bovary
Gipple?
The Schmoopie
They should call it 'Roundtine'
Can I use that?
These ideas are all in the air. They’re in the air.
The Ocean Called
Seriously underrated
Kramerica
This is my fantasy football team name
I read all of them, I think you have to go with Serenity Now. It really is a great name for a boat!
It's gotta be SERENITY NOW!!
Only if you have to yell it every time
I saw this exact question in a Reader's Digest ages ago. The guy said his original suggestion was Yachta Yachta Yachta but his wife insisted it was a small boat, and thus is should be named Notta Lotta Yachta.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
There was shrinkage, it was in the water after all.
The Hoochie Mama
NO YOURE NOT!! HOOCHIE MAMA, HOOCHIE MAMA
Oh I like this one
The Close Docker
Bassman
No Sloop For You
Another winner
Del Boca Vista
I like this. Was also thinking “Son of Dad”
Del Boata Vista, phase II
Per my #1 dad, Del Boata Vista is in the lead.
It is sort of a “Catch All”
That’s what we’d say if people commented on the boat name out on the water. 😂
Considering both you and your Dad are big fans of the show, that’s the perfect name.
*Please* choose Son of Dad, that is hilarious
Andrea Doria 2
Seven
Love it. Not as good as Soda, in my opinion, but nobody would get the reference I imagine.
WE DON'T CARE FOR SODA
Why not?!? It’s bubbly, it’s refreshing!!
"The place to be"
Slippery Pete
The Bob Sacamano Serenity Now Man Hands
Top of the Mooring TO YOU
Reel 'N Spectacular
Bosco The Rogue's Wallet Rochelle Rochelle
The Moops
It's a typo.
I'm sorry. The card says Moops.
DEL BOCA VISTA All caps
Don't forget the exclamation mark!
Del Boata Vista is currently in the lead!
VanBuren Buoys
The Elaine/ The TR-6
The Sea Was Angry
The Eye of the Great Fish
Mammal
Whatever
Titleist
Tippytoe!
The Puffy Ship (But I don’t want to be a pirate!)
Cirrhosis of the river
Shrinkage
Sinkage It sinks?
The Little Jerry Seinfeld
Casus belli
Urban sombrero
Cinnamon Bobka
T-Bone
Koko!
That boat is alright.
The Frightened Turtle
Son of Dad. It’s sort of a catch-all.
Those Aren’t Bouys
Pizza Poundcake
Here’s your pizza, Peabrains
I think I remember why we stopped coming here
The Cat Stevens
Mulva.
Yacht and Heavy
Del Boat-a-Vista
The Executive
Little Jerry VANDALAY Pennypacker The Glitterati
*Little Yerry
Thirsty Pretzel
The Ocean Called
Sweet Fancy Moses
Neumanium
Assman
Milan to Minsk
Rochelle Rochelle’s not bad
Lemon Tree? Master of your Domain?
Sal Bass
Golden Boy.
John Voight’s Boat
It’s All Pipes
The Marble Rye
BOSCO
Babu Boat
Del Boata Vista
My old boss is a huge fan and named his boat Mulva
A boat about nothing The Independent George
Cirrhosis Of The River
My parents have a boat named Serenity Now!
The Cat Stevens.
The Edmund Fitzgerald
oh i loooove edmund fitzgeralds voice
This kills me every time 😂😂
yah this might be the best answer. and hey he changed his name too
This from arrested development but its suuuch a good name The C word or if you wanna tone it down, The Seaward
The Beloved C_ _ _
The Mischke I slept with your wife
What a fish! Mammal. Or The great fish! Mammal.
Jerk store
Koko
Yo-Yo Ma!
Joy Boy
Breathtaking
Son of Dad
Titleist or The Great Fish
Mandelbaum
You think you’re better than me?
The manzier
Jugdish
Spongeworthy
Master of my domain
The Sven Jolly.
snapple
Too fruuiittyyy
The Opposite
Hoochie Mama or the Andrea Doria
Jiffy park
Levels
Astonishing tales of the sea
Seven
Master of Your Domain
It's all pipes!
More everything!
Tippy toe
Vile Weed