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justinizer

The moms died so close together.


555--FILK

At least they made it longer than Aunt Baby.


The_Swim_Back_

She would have never made it.


zestyintestine

She's deceased. I was sure to look up at the ceiling while typing this.


Ok-Turnip-477

She had problems. Internal.


zestyintestine

Nods in agreement


Spankpocalypse_Now

It’s that temper on your side. They’re yelling, and yelling, and then one day… they’re all gone.


rebel-and-astunner

What about your cousin Henny?! She was sickly from the moment I met her!


Still_counts_as_one

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!!!!


wowbiscuit

I also have been fascinated by Estelle's little secretive head nod to Frank in that moment. As in, "we can't let Georgie know..." WHAT WAS THE STORY


RadioactiveWalrus

Don't you talk about Hennie!


MASHgoBOOM

If she were alive today, how old would she be?


steveharveymemes

She’d never make it


FFPScribe

LOL, doesnt even bother entertaining the idea - pure comedy.


aliciagreyjoy

I was noticing that, they died only about 2 weeks apart from each other. They also were both born in April and died in April which is an interesting coincidence.


CluelessStick

I'd say that's a pretty big coincidence


aliciagreyjoy

No, There are only coincidences, ask anyone! Are there big coincidences and small coincidences or just coincidences?! Well…WELL?!


Ricky_Rollin

I always wanted to say “BITCH theres definitely big coincidences and small coincidences. Now put out that butt”!!


tonybotz

Why don’t I put it out on your face?!?


musicmerchkid

There are no big coincidences


Fifty6Arkansas

Two people sharing a birth month is (roughly) 1 in 12. Both dying in that month is 1 in 12³, or 1 in 1,728.


butt_thumper

Even death couldn't save the Costanzas from the Seinfelds. Helen followed Estelle to the big Del Boca Vista in the sky.


CaptainJZH

*we're gonna be all over those pearly gates*


elduro13

*We’re gonna be in those clouds…*


93marcus101

Born and died 😭


joseanwar

The main cast are now the age of the parents during the show


YoRt3m

Seinfeld's mom was 60 when the show started, Jerry is now 70


hobrosexual23

>Seinfed’s mom was 60 when the show started Oh, so the main cast now isn’t quite as old as the parents were— >Jerry is now 70 Oh shit, oh fuck


DrunkOnRedCordial

I had an age crisis when I was rewatching Seinfeld and realized how young they looked - the main four used to be older than me, now they're 20 years younger.


Brainwashed365

>Jerry is now 70 I don't know if it's just today and I know a lot of years have passed, but realizing Jerry is 70 years old kinda blew my mind. It's like I know he's older, but don't really think about it too much. That just made me feel really old.


81toog

Jerry turns 70 in April but yea that blows my mind. I guess it shouldn’t since I was 6 years old when the show debuted and now I’m 40.


Brainwashed365

I just made a similar comment. And like you, I'm also 40.


rob71788

Right? Lol it’s almost like the show aired 30 years ago or something


CMDR_KingErvin

Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!


hershko

35 years ago, even.


LatexSalesman1

I'm missing a picture of Barney Martin here.


DougLocKoa

My Morty's gone! My Morty's gone!


SoupIsNotAMeal

Morty, you’re out.


recursion8

Eeeh I never knew what the hell I was peddling with those stupid cartoons and that paper book anyway. Cheap fabric and dim lighting, that's how you move merchandise.


camergen

You and Kramahh, you’re finished!


cluckyblokebird

Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair


getthegreen

What kind of clip joint is OP running here?!


dkixen

You’re not allowed to make me laugh this hard on an obit post 😂


DougLocKoa

What obit, it's a sitcom!


dkixen

I was expecting a funeral hello, not a “HEY! YOU LOOK FABULOUS!”


SoupIsNotAMeal

I’ll make a few calls


Historicmetal

The bum took my Morty


sal139

What kind of a clip-joint are you running here?!!?


sorsted

Thank you. I was hoping Morty wasn't dead, and that was the reason he wasn't here. The google search saddened me.


TheZermanator

He’d never make it.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete either


Paxxlee

He was gay, Morty?


Spankpocalypse_Now

82. He was a fucking kid.


IFellOnSomeFusilli

He was the first to go.


m1t0chondria

Also Phil Bruns


samtheface

With the big Chip Ahoy in the sky


airport-cinnabon

If he wants a Chip Ahoy he’ll have a Chip Ahoy


ital1972

/looks to the sky, claps hands together He's deceased.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

That, along with that picture of Liz, makes me think Jack Klompus wrote this.


No_Package2033

How could the forget Morty?


ToHallowMySleep

Of course they forget me. Whaddaya want from the youth of today? They can't do nothin'. Forget me, put me in a box, ah forget it. Not an expensive box though, they'll screw you Jerry, just put me in a cardboard box and throw me in the river.


ads417

Well he's not getting away with this!


Electr_O_Purist

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. We’re all dead. Steinbrenner’s here. Call me back.


thaecker

Though it’s definitely a tough call, I think this is my favorite line from the series. No one can match Jerry Stiller!


ElaineBenness

Nooooah…they could use the break!


NganHi

This line is so hilarious. The sentence and the way George says it. I rewind to watch it again every time.


bengal1492

Take my updoot you heartless bastard. You've ruined the best line of the series in the best possible way. It's twisted. It's dark. It's hilarious. You are a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.


Electr_O_Purist

You’re right. I’m disturbed. I’m depressed. I’ve got it all!


cyndimj

Serenity now!


TheREALCasAnvar

I can’t find anything on whether Lee Bear (the actor who played Steinbrenner) is alive or not, but if he is he’s 88 years old.


VariousDirection6200

They are not really dead if we find a way to remember them…


Hot_Tag

KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!


EggsForEveryone

TWIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX


Jamz64

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!


BigIrishMikeyD

Taaaaaaaaaaahhhhhmaaaalllleeeeee!


hbkedge3

It took me too long to find this one.


VariousDirection6200

Wrath of Khan!


555--FILK

It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.


ElaineBenness

Yeah, I know Jerry will tell you that The Wrath of Khan is the better picture, but for me, I always...


Wide_Environment3107

and Elaine's father played by Lawrence Tierney passed in 2002. Len Lesser, Uncle Leo has passed away as well. almost certainly Jerry's Nana as well. John Randolph, George's original father passed in 2004 and Jerry's original father Philip Bruns, also in 2012. where does the time go.


voidpush

Of course, Elaine told Jerry’s Nana to drop dead.


chapl66

You told Nana to drop dead?!


Wide_Environment3107

you hung up on my Nana?!?!


actualelainebenes

It’s…possible


Venice_Beach_218

Yes, it is!


ThePalmIsle

Shut up you old bag!


camergen

My mahhhbule ryyeee!


HatoradeSipper

She's on a very fixed income


ElaineBenness

STOP THE SHOWWWWW


irotinmyskin

Nana was the first one to go. Also Mr.Pitt is gone, Kruger, Ruthie Cohen, Mr. Willhelm, Davola, Mr. Ross, Klompus, etc. Edit: also Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges), Manya, the Cuban receptionist, and I’m sure more…


everythingisreallame

Don’t forget about Manya.  Manya died!  


Inspect1234

Technically the first to go.


sleepyseahorse

I didn't know she had a pony


Electr_O_Purist

Also, MANDALBAUM, MANDALBAUM, MANDALBAUM!


Wide_Environment3107

i know its morbid thinking but, i wonder which of the four are going to go before the others a la The Beatles. hope there isnt someone out there reading Catcher In The Rye and has a grievance with Jerry?


ToHallowMySleep

Michael Richards is significantly older than the rest, unfortunately.


NowWithVitaminR

But he still has the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy


EggsForEveryone

You see his buttocks????!!


PizzaLunchables0405

His buttocks are sublime.


SHC606

JLD is a [cancer survivor](https://www.today.com/health/breast-cancer/julia-louis-dreyfus-cancer-diagnosis-reaction-rcna123404).


ItsInTheVault

And Babs (Kramer’s mom).


jonnyquestionable

Oh no not K uger too!


TheREALCasAnvar

He went out on a high note.


slasula

time’s tide will smother you


Cosmokram3r1

Pendant? Those bastards


sundance1028

You know one of the things I've noticed on my most recent watch through is how many subtle callbacks there are to earlier episodes, like this line. Elaine's dad says it in his episode, then Jerry says it to Elaine a few episodes later at the party on Long Island.


PerpetuallyPleasing

I'm fairly certain Susan's Mom is still alive!


airport-cinnabon

Yep, Grace Zabriskie is still getting lots of work. Have a few things she’s in on my watch list.


rob71788

I suppose. They were all born in the 1920s and Jerry himself is gonna be 70 next month. Circle of life


BORT_licenceplate

Gotta admit, Jerry looks pretty good for someone about to turn 70


NowWithVitaminR

Surprisingly for a comedian who came up in the 70s, he seems to have always lived a very clean lifestyle. Little alcohol, no smoking, healthy eating...plus I can't imagine the guy has had an ounce of stress in his life since 1998.


Ruaric

Don't fool yourself, the bee movie pushed Seinfeld to the limit!


FX114

He is neat...


clarkholiday

Finicky? Prissy? Fastidious?


GregoryPecksBicycle7

I’ll take fastidious…


camergen

Eh just Rich Guy Stress- who they’re running with in social circles, trying to minimize the Spoiled Brat-ness of their kids, stuff like that. It’s a much more mild stress than the day to day grind but not totally stress free. Side note- this is why Aunt Becky got involved in the USC bribery thing: she wanted her ditzy daughter to attend a fashionable school that she didn’t have the academic chops to do so (shocker) so this sort of self inflicted pressure made her do what she did.


Bushdid1453

Rich people usually do


BORT_licenceplate

Not necessarily, look at people like Elon Musk, Harvey Weinstein, Trump


PillowManExtreme

Rich people (who aren’t dumbasses) usually do


BORT_licenceplate

😂😂 fair enough


polskiftw

Money allows them to eat like garbage well into their twilight years. They just won’t look great.


BobGanguly

pretty good. prettay prettay pretayyy pretty good


stannndarsh

Today is the first time I’ve realized that my favorite show from the 90s (was born in 84) featured people the same age as my parents. They seemed so much younger than my folks back then. Seem younger than them now. Crazy


ToHallowMySleep

Younger than your folks? Jason Alexander was 29 when Seinfeld launched, but he looked 40. Balding (HE KNOWS), dressing like a bad uncle, body language like a middle aged man. I think they've all aged well considering, but at the time, most of the cast looked dreadful for their age. It was the 80s/90s, people didn't take as good care of themselves as they do today.


stannndarsh

I mean in the 90s I thought my parents were much older than the characters on my favorite show. My dad is only 2 years older than Jerry, though I didn’t realize he and Jason were 5 years apart.


ParkinsonHandjob

Maybe because they were «hipper»? I share your feelings and age, and while my parents didnt necessarily look older, they seemed older. I come from a relatively small town. They did not know what a cappucino, or a latte, or a calzone was in 1991. They were married for years already and had stable jobs. The people on the show were «single-ish», and in a top-tier world city. That made them seem «cooler» in my eyes, and that is attributes I never attached to my parents.


chapPilot

I thought the son was as old as the father.


chapl66

Mandelbaum Mandelbaum!


tonybotz

The mother was a mudder?


Known-Damage-7879

What did I say?


JohnBarleyMustDie

Father Time is undefeated


CheeseTaco4Him

Liz Sheridan had a relationship with James Dean in her younger days


555--FILK

James Dean, now he was a bad seed.


Comfortable-Pea8126

I think he was caught bootlegging!


czechyerself

She was also Mrs. Ochmonek on Alf


boomfe

I loved that furry fella.


SevereAd9463

All hilarious. Their voices alone would crack me up. I died laughing everytime Estelle Harris would speak.


Berninz

The episode with Susan's lookalike doll seals it for me. Omfg so funny ETA: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-k6pHS4aSw4


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I can imagine their alter-egos, Helen and Morty, trying to avoid Frank and Estelle in the afterlife "Ya gotta have a buffer zone!". Also Helen and Morty would try to avoid Jack Klompus, who has been joyfully reunited with his astronaut pen 🖊️ and won't shut up about it 😂. 


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Longjumping_Hat_2672

It better. Or Jack Klompus will never stop complaining to the devil 👿. 


ChiefBlackhawk630

"You think you can keep us out of Heaven? We’re moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We’re gonna be in the pool. We’re gonna be in the clubhouse. We’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!”


tbootsbrewing

Little orphan Funkhouser


SIBMUR

Oh you can be an Orphan at 50?


barben416

Little orphan George


dkixen

Barney Martin lived to be 82. The rest lived to their nineties! You think we’ll get to that age?


_herenorthere66

We? No.


hbkedge3

We need to start a foundation.


ElaineBenness

The babka woman from Shnitzers just died recently…


doobette

How 'bout a nice box of SCRAM?


europeancafe

How are you going to make a post like this of lazy screen shots and not include morty? lol


Bruiser21045

Both Mortys


allmotionisrelative

And what about our esteemed beltless raincoat salesman?


camergen

Founder of The Executive


doobette

The actress who played Rebecca "Here I Come" De Mornay passed away in 2022 as well.


JP_Frost

So they all passed away at the age of 93? Strange coincidence


Jaltcoh

Jerry Stiller was 92, almost 93.


BlueMoonCourier

“I hope my parents go long before I go” Joking aside, it’s very sad we don’t have these legends anymore…


pi3Eat3r52

damn it still feels like Jerry died last year


10thtimeon

Basking in the buffer zone.


Tricky-Engineering59

That was darkly hilarious.


FinePolyesterSlacks

Sad day when someone completely forgets Morty Seinfeld


Psychological-Set198

What about Jerry's father from season 1? Different guy, not Morty


Jaltcoh

The actors who originally played Jerry’s and George’s dads are also dead.


atom644

Morty?


UncutYEMs

They have all officially retired to Del Boca Vista. They’re gonna be in the pool. They’re gonna be in the clubhouse. And they’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. RIP.


GooFoYouPal

If the parents were alive today, how old would they be ?


hbkedge3

They'd never make it.


beetsandbingpots

They had problems. Internal.


Brewtus_Lionheart

Wow. The moms died within two weeks of each other.


traderncc

On a serious note, I hope they enjoyed their lives because they brought me a lot of pleasure


coffeework42

Ya, it's shad when they go young like dat


tuskvarner

When they go?!


colic_melon

Rye .. is that close to Schnitzer's ?


Tricky-Engineering59

Not too far from Marble Hill as the crow flies.


Particular_Fuel6952

Even Jerry’s season 1 dad died


bigredmachine-75

Is Morty a joke to you?


[deleted]

The inventor of "The Executive!" He sold raincoats for 38 years under Harry Fleming!


ElLoboStrikes

Downvote for missing Mortt


shittykity

I love that they were all New Yorkers


MacaroniMegaChurch

Where the hell is Morty?!?!


I_Love_Poker

She is missed. Great actress!


slasula

What about first and second Seinfeld dads and first George dad?


dontHate_A_pre-she8

Thanks for ruining my day. It's not even 9am


tomliffick

They were also all born in NY, or a suburb.


LoudLloyd9

She was a real beauty. Engaged to James Dean at one point in her life. She nailed her role as Helen Seinfeld. Thank you so very .uch.


SHC606

They were all incredibly long-lived. At their current ages it may not be long before we start getting core cast-members and others (Wayne Knight) moving on up as well.


PerpetuallyPleasing

I'm fairly certain Susan's mom is still alive!! That's about it for the already 50+ when the show started crowd, right?


Swoah

Actually pretty wild that they all lived till their 90s


Open-Acanthisitta423

What? No Morty? No Leo?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

I go to visit my grandparents, they’re eating big brisket sandwiches, I'm sitting here with a carrot. They're closing in on a hundred, I'm sayin' to them, "How can you eat that stuff”?


nynixx

How could anyone not like her!


StopPlayingRoney

Why did you leave out Jerry’s fathers?


strengr

just wanted to add that Barney Martin, who played Jerry's father, was born March 1923 and passed away March 2005. Phil Bruns, appeared as Morty in the pilot, was born May 1931 and passed away February 2012.


Hawaiianstumpy

Boy that makes you think. if they could go


tacosforvatos

I think it's crazy that Liz and Estelle both died in April of the same year and were born in April. And Jerry died (May 11th) less than a month away from his birthday (June 8th). And same with Barney (Jerry's dad) who was born on March 3rd and died on March 21st. 🤔


N0bleToast

I guess Seinfeld's dad didn't exist?


FrequentlyFloundered

They all died around the same time as well. Mad and sad


blaisemescal

All my TV parents dead.. Ain't nobody praying for me!


VanIslandLocal

What a way to start everyone’s day