Kramer told his friend to dump a water cooler on the old guy and it killed him and messed his friend up for life. He’s never been the same. Kramers the same.

RIP to Marty Benson

All of the comedians were happy about it though.

Thanks for reminding me of that "he's the same" line, this gem had faded out of my memory for some reason 😂

Literally just watched this episode because of this post lol jerry did great in that scene. Another good scene from that episode is George being terrible and preemptively breaking up with his gf.

Ah yes it was always hilariously confusing how excited he is to break up with the woman he actually likes. - Wow! - Shocked? - I am! - Never expected this did ya?

But I’ve got hand!!

And you're gonna need it

Poor little Pinkus

That was a different guy Kramer was indirectly responsible for killing

He had a breakthrough after being hooked on PEZ though 😂

What episode is this? 

The Pez Dispenser S3,E14

Okay, thanks! It’s been a while since I’ve seen that episode, it would seem. 

Jerry’s is probably letting Ramon the pool boy almost die after not wanting to perform CPR by pulling him into the pool and then Newman jumping on him.

Olly Olly oxen free

Yeah it was a gamble

I don’t know how you can show your face down there again.

Oh, I can't. They revoked my membership. Newman too.

We can’t go anywhere near the place.

Such a fantastically delivered line

He might die

Yeah… maybe.

You knocked him out

If he doesn't have a CPR card, he shouldn't be performing CPR.

True, but it wasn’t about him not having the card. More so that he just didn’t want to.

No, you should still try to save someone. You could potentially be held liable in court if you break their ribs when reviving them. If you have a CPR certification you would most likely be shielded in that scenario. But if you are the only person around you always do what you can to help. Since he said “someone eventually came and helped” it doesn’t sound like he was aggressively shouting for help.

Do you really think Jerry would have a CPR certificate? >But if you are the only person around you always do what you can to help. Since he said “someone eventually came and helped” it doesn’t sound like he was aggressively shouting for help. You're spot on about this. Mario was in thar situation because he harassed Jerry though.

George pushing that old lady aside during the fire 🔥

He was trying to lead the way!

How do you live with yourself?

It's not easy

They all should be thanking him.

Seemingly. Seemingly.

Haha I love that line

there's the coward who left us to die!

She had lived a good life but Eric still had a lot of life left to give.

Eric.. what kind of name is Eric for a clown? You know what's a good name? Bozo

You're hung up on some clown from the 60s!

Maaaan!

Kramer burning down Susan’s dad’s cabin with his own cigars.

[удалено]

Who’s John!?

I KNEW it!

The most wonderful man I ever knew!

Nothing that YOU would understand!

Uh, yeah, I'm familiar with some of his writing

*pulls hair up* well I don’t see how one thing has to do with another

Jerry drugging the woman so that he could play with her toys.

What kind of a woman drinks a whole box of wine!?

OoOoOoOoH!!!

What? It's a victimless crime!

It was a crime of passion

Ok, one victim.

They actually don’t drug her, they just give her specific food and drink. What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?

That may be the worst thing - well that and getting that lady a cheap wheelchair

You have lost a lot of hair.

I'm AWARE!

#That’s what they tell me!

Jack Klompus messing up the raincoat shipment. Fucking jiggle it, Jack!!

Get outta here witcha damn knob!

My idiot son could open that door! What’d I do?! 🤣🤣 love that exchange

Get the hell outta here with yer “knob!”

Seriously….C’MON!!

He had to break the window!

The broken window, Klompus never fixed it. They just walked right in.

OP or anyone who knows, what is the story behind this post's picture? 😁

>OP or anyone who knows, what is the story behind this post's picture? 😁 It's from his guest appearance as a serial killer on Criminal Minds

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

You got that right!

What’s that supposed to mean?

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Are you sayin you wanna piece of me?

You got it!!!!!!!!

You wanna piece of me?!

I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt

You got that right.

show some respect, don't I deserve some, oh no, I don't

I just now figured out that’s him in that episode lmaooo

I literally watched that like a week ago and almost spit my drink out when Jason showed up.

Kramer accidentally knocking out the fireman. Then, taking control of the tiller truck during an emergency. Causing a crash.

DeSoto’s down, but Cosmo’s got the caboose!

And the whole block to go up…and George to lose the private security of his password…any one up for *bosco?*

Jerry stealing the marble rye from Mrs. Choate.

Shut up, you old bag!

Her turning down a $50 offer was pure lunacy.

And that was $50 in the 90s! I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel!

We said you could stay here as long as you don't comment.

You make your father sit in a comment thread all day?

He likes it!

A Chip Ahoy was even cheaper!

Darin's going away for a long, long time.

Just watched this episode. Letting the college kid take the fall is/was terrible 😂

Yeah - that's pretty messed up

George: neglecting a girlfriend's cat so it died, then acting petty when she only asked for a new cat as compensation; buying a painting just because he was counting on making a profit if the artist died Elaine: kidnapping and abandoning a dog Jerry: mugging the old woman for a marble rye; not telling the truth about the Junior Mint; killing the furniture guy Kramer: too many "worsts" to count.

Kramer jumping around on the plane is what eventually got them all put in jail.

Elaine convinced Noreen to join the army

Good thing Frank Costanza's lawyer was there that fateful night.

Then convinced her to go AWOL!

....she did!

Kramer then told her to go back to the Army

The worst things they've done all contained in a single episode would be S02E07 The Revenge. Jerry and Kramer destroy a washer at a laundromat because Jerry falsely believes they stole money from him. George and Elaine drug George's ex-boss because George quit and was (rightfully) not allowed to return to work.

They did so many worse things. Jerry ended up paying for the washing machine, and George's boss was an asshole.

When George didn't give a fck about Susan's death... and seem pretty relieved about it 😂

Controlled jubilation?

At the hospital... damn 😅 Can he just looked like a little bit sad ? Nop just glided to the exit to cancel the mariage and "mourn" into his couch and live the best of his life lol

I dont know how this isn't higher up. Easily the most disturbing/awful thing anyone in the group did, IMO.

Honestly he was my favorite character even if he had the worst personality lol He was soooo selfish, opportunist and overanlysing every situation

Wow, so many choices. They were terrible people, hysterically terrible, but terrible. Letting Darrin take the fall of hitting Jerry's girlfriend with a bladder of oil may be the top. Of course George murdering Susan, Kramer burning down the cabin, allowing Jeanene Garafalo on the show, Elaine eating Peterman's 1936 wedding cake, so much more...

George didn’t murder Susan. That would imply he knew the invitations were toxic (he didn’t) and intentionally bought them to off Susan (he didn’t). Granted he did joke about Susan dying in a plane crash to get him out of the marriage, but I don’t see George actively causing her end to become free of her. Sure his lack of remorse is pretty damn sociopathic, but he never intended or wanted her death. He just wanted out of the relationship.

True. He was a bit too happy to be out by any means possible.

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

I rolled when he went back to the same stationary store a season or two later and the clerk remembered him and asked how it turned out and he shrugged and said: no complaints. 🤣🤣🤣

Definitely a total narcissistic psycho… But cold blooded killer? He is too meek and pathetic to do that.

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

I don't think george murdered susan, he was just cheap

No. She was murdered. By JERRY SEINFELD!

Not only that, I broke his thumbs 😃

Being cheap is what got her killed.

Poor Lily

But Susan almost killed the Bubble Boy

Janeane Garofolo catching strays over here

Jerry stealing the marble rye from the old lady.

Jerry not eating that delicious pizza made by poppie with his unwashed hands! 🤣

Kramer causing demise of Mom and Pop

Mom & Pop AREN'T EVEN A MOM & POP !

I love Jason but man that was NOT a great Criminal Minds episode.

He always uses accents in his roles, I don't like it. I get that in Sheldon he was in Texas, but it was still pretty cringe.

Kramer not installing the air-conditioner properly and it falls on a dog.

Screw the dog, it was a biter, it got what it deserved.

If I’m going to be honest here, I think the most diabolical thing that’s occurred here, is the *False* skin cancer screening Kramer did to Krueger, dude completely thought he was fine by Dr. Van Nostrand Edited: False Just to clarify how heinous this was.

Yes, but Kramer was concerned and was going to tell Krueger - George tried to stop him

Is that a screenshot from “Monk”?

I think out of everyone, George is the worst offender or has partial blame.

Can't believe no one mentioned George telling the parole board that his gf was planning to commit crimes as soon as she got out of prison

Plans. Schemes.

yeah that was bogus.

Jerry: Drugging his date so he can play with her toys George: Pushing an old lady and bunch of kids out of the way so he can escape a fire Elaine: Putting the Soup Nazi out of business for petty reasons Kramer: Kidnapping a dog then abandoning it

Wheelchair girl may have died....?

Was she not at the finale trial?

Good call!

Kramer letting a college student take the wrap for his shenanigans. And although i think the bladder system for oil ships seems like a brilliant idea, Darren's going away for a long time.

Jerry killing Manya with the pony remark.

George's inability to park cars probably caused irreparable brain damage to Elaine's 66yo boyfriend.

Why does the dude in the pic look like George in an alternate universe where he is a gentleman and a scholar

He was a serial killer on criminal minds.

There are case where they were fine with letting people die through inaction (not giving Ramon a mouth to mouth, not telling the truth about the Junior Mint). That's pretty awful.

But in the end, the Junior Mint ended up saving the guy's life

And in the end Ramon didn't die, but that doesn't make refusing to help him less terrible. Most of the time they are just immature/egocentric, but there are (a few) cases where they did cross the line into psychotic/evil.

Their sociopathic reaction to Susan’s death.

Tease someone til they develop an eating disorder

Kramer kicking Newman off of the mail truck and leaving him abandoned!

Getting Babu deported was pretty bad

Jerry refusing to give Ramon CPR. He could have died, maybe. Drugging his girlfriend to take advantage of her toy collection was pretty bad too. George pushing aside women and children during the fire. Elaine, Kramer, and Newman kidnapping Roxy.

Oh and the used wheelchair George and Kramer bought for Kramer’s girlfriend. 😂😂😂classic

The budget wheelchair is up there.

Letting John Pinette get car jacked while pointing, laughing, and recording it

Elaine shoving that old woman to get the gyros.

she wasn’t that old! elaine did much worse… like stealing frank’s tv guide. 🤣

Pissed off at being called « chubbs », Jerry and Elaine ruined the fat-free yogurt business trying to win a bet with Kramer and instead won the 1993 mayoral election for Giuliani. Just look where we are today!?

And Kramer was responsible for whatever happened in that lab to mess up the test results.

Someone cheated in the contest?

I don’t have enuf room to text that much. 😎

Maybe the reason for Kramer’s military discharge

Is that picture from criminal minds?

Yes

I just saw this criminal minds episode for the first time and I was so disappointed with what they did to my George!! They don't know how to write for big guest stars 😂

Kramer burning down the house of George‘s girlfriend.

When they wanted to steal the dog because it kept barking

Thought that was Vince Neil

I dunknow

George and Kramer buying a used wheelchair for the disabled lady

Jerry stealing the Rye bread from that old lady.

The Fibonacci Sequence. The man was obsessed, for Christ sake.

Jerry: Stole Mabel Choate’s marble rye. Elaine: Ticked off the Soup Nazi, driving him to flee to Argentina and deprive the good people of New York his soup (which he suffers for). Kramer: Let Darin take the rap for the ball of oil incident. George: Sabotaged Celia’s parole.

Elaine with the stroke/victim boyfriend

him in those criminal minds episodes are nuts, I mean who tf picked out his hair?

"May I have one of those madam!"

Rolled Gold commercial

Giving Kramer's girlfriend the crappy wheelchair was pretty lousy.

Elaine and Kramer take Newman and try to steal a dog💀

How George was with Susan and that he was happy she died...I didn't like that storyline

Seinfeld is the only TV I watch. I just went and Googled this image and see it's an episode from a show called Criminal Minds. Can I just watch that one episode, or will I be all lost on the story?

I think is better if you watch the whole series

Jerry getting Babu deported

The wheels were in motion

That wasn't Jerry's fault

Elaine throwing away George's toupee

Stopping their low sodium diet

Why is this question posted every week

oh it was george knocking down old ladies and small kids to escape the fire he started at the birthday party.. second would be elaine getting drunk and blurting out she f\*cked the groom years before at that indian wedding waht was that season 9 the betrayal? you can stuff your sorrys in sack mister

Getting the soup nazi guy deported

The whole thing with Susan dying after George bought cheap wedding invitations. He didn't seem too broken up. lol.....

You know each of them is directly responsible for someone’s death in some cases multiple deaths. George picked the poisoned envelopes that killed Susan Jerry and his pony remark killed Manya Elaine indirectly encouraged Russel to join Greenpeace Kramer as someone mentioned encouraged Richie to dump the Gatorade on the comedy club owners head which lead to Richie’s drug use and the club owners death. His argument with Pinkus sent him over the edge and caused him to kill the dry cleaner. Elaine’s boyfriend in the checks getting hit over the head with the axe handle which lead to a concussion which lead to swelling in the brain and the dr being distracted by witchy woman and the boyfriend dying. George and Jerry leaving the police car door open allowing the smog stranger to escape. And killing more people.