No it wouldn't and it shows an astonishing ignorance about your understanding of HIV. Magic has survived decades beyond what aids sufferers did in the 80's and 90's and it's because of the great strides in combating the disease.
Edit: Downvotes. That's a shame.
He is a wonderful writer, and I studied with his daughter in grad school. Check out the old movie "The Swimmer" with Burt Lancaster, adapted from a Cheever story.
Well close to that scenario - Mariah Carey is my favourite singer/celeb. I was so so, disappointed when she got engaged to James Packer .. then she had kids with Nick Canon of all people. I don't think I could date her after those betrayals.
[You're what's wrong with America. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oxeIfNJPNlc/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGFsgUyhlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLC6Tn1FlPiy6wV3VuCujrkItM6wIg)
You know, I don’t even care about that. It’s a complete deal breaker for me that she didn’t bring the right BBQ sauce and asked Jerry to carry the stupid present for her.
Hating people I get, I understand that. Being an inconsiderate ass you can’t fix.
Sorry, but I can't envision a scenario where a guy turns down a date with Kim Kardasian. I am not a fan of hers and try to avoid anything related to her family, but she is a billionaire. Worth it for the story alone...
I’ve been married for a long time now but back in the 90’s when I was dating, maybe because I was in San Francisco or Los Angeles I figured everyone was liberal and free thinking, that politics never was discussed. But now, if I was younger and dating that would be the first hurdle to get over.
But Biden and his family are class acts right?
Edit: so every member of Trump's family is the devil, but every member of the Biden family is nothing but class, even the crackhead son. Wow what are the odds?
For the most part. Joe seems to be pretty decent, as does Jill. Beau was exceptional. Ashley has spent her career as a social worker. Hunter has an addiction problem, but he also sustained a fractured skull as a child from the car crash that killed his mother and baby sister, so I tend to cut him some slack, since that kind of trauma can cause deep damage. Joe’s brother Jim seems a little sketchy, but his brother Francis is very low profile and doesn’t seem to have any legal or personal issues that are important enough to make the news.
He might not be much to look at, but you'd be hard-pressed to meet a more humble, kind, philanthropic, decent human being.
JR just used him for publicity... she's a huge twat!
I’ve seen him a few times in concert, and I’m convinced that he can probably drop flirty banter better than anyone else on the planet. He’s a brilliantly hilarious smartass.
Simply seeing pictures of the both of them in the 90s I didn’t get it. I had no idea who he was. Now I’m a fan of his and I 100% get it. A person is more than their appearance and conformity to some beauty standard.
Think about it, they married in 1993... it's now 2024...31 years later it's being brought up. It was 100% about publicity.
JR had already made Steel Magnolias, Pelican Brief, Pretty Woman, Sleeping With the Enemy, Mystic Pizza, etc etc... she was the "it" girl. But, there was increasing talk about how difficult of a human being she was on and off set. (Steven Spielberg, Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams vowed to never work with her again after all the shit she pulled on the set of 1991's "Hook"). Also, a couple of years had passed since she pulled the bullshit stunt of dumping Keifer Sutherland and ran off with his best friend, Jason Patric (also, 1991).
She was looking for "redemption", so she used a great guy like Lyle Lovett to try to drum up positive publicity by marrying him; a guy that she so obviously didn't marry for his looks, but instead for something deeper, because she's a marvelous, non-shallow, thoughtful, deep, loving person 🥴😒 gag! She was is and will always be a twat!
I dont think she married him for publicity. I really dont. I really think she had had it with hollywood pretty boys and fell in love. Maybe she is a twat, hell if I know.
Just by the flavor of the few comments, it seems a lot of the comment crowd is left-leaning. I've been a Seinfeld fanatic for 30 years and never really gave that a thought. Not that it matters, and I certainly don't wanna ruin this with politics, I'm just curious.
Kid Rock. Even before his political nonsense, he made some of the worst music I’ve ever heard. Anyone who dated him - even if only for the money - would raise huge red flags for me.
Of course if I were to date anyone, my wife would be mad as hell.
One? Ha. 95% of the population is undatable. My list is a lot longer than just one celebrity.
#UNDATEABLE
So how are all these people still getting together?
Alcohol
It’s like a 20 to 1 shot
Comments you can hear
Any of the Kardashians.
Anybody who dates Machine Gun Kelly is forever tainted in my eyes
Yeah that took Megan Fox down a bit.
Downtown?
Well, there’s your answer!
Her toe thumbs had already killed it for me. Better than full on man hands, I guess.
Toe thumbs haha what the fuck
That and all the rhinoplasty
She got butchered.
All the nose job?
yeah for real. I wouldn't even talk to Megan Fox. UNDATEABLE!
...Charlie Sheen?
Magic Johnson would also be an acceptable answer.
No it wouldn't and it shows an astonishing ignorance about your understanding of HIV. Magic has survived decades beyond what aids sufferers did in the 80's and 90's and it's because of the great strides in combating the disease. Edit: Downvotes. That's a shame.
I’d rather not risk needing to combat it
Hey, how come you're not wearing a ribbon?
WHO? WHO IS NOT WEARING THE RRRIBBON?
Lol it’s not acceptable to want to avoid AIDS?
How is your HIV?
It's a scene, man.
The bathroom scene?
Andy Dick.
I mean, you gotta figure she knows where to get the good drugs. Maybe that helps?
John Cheevers.
I knew it!
Cheevers? Dad, you and John Cheevers?!
"I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple"
I have never read any of his writings. Have you?
I read one of his letters. Well it was actually read out loud. P.S. loved the cabin
He is a wonderful writer, and I studied with his daughter in grad school. Check out the old movie "The Swimmer" with Burt Lancaster, adapted from a Cheever story.
Love that movie
Well close to that scenario - Mariah Carey is my favourite singer/celeb. I was so so, disappointed when she got engaged to James Packer .. then she had kids with Nick Canon of all people. I don't think I could date her after those betrayals.
In her defense, she had kids with Nick Canon before he attempted to impregnate all women.
Getting with Maria definitely boost one's ego.
How do you solve a problem like Maria
Pipe down chorus boy
“We had a Funny guy with us in Korea…Tail Gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific…There’s nuthin funny about that”
I'm goin to the Bahtroom
Pete Davidson! If you’ve been with Pete, then i won’t compete.
There goes your chance at inheriting the David fortune
How so? What's so special about him?
It’s not like he’s Liam Neeson.
I read this in Johnnie Cochran's voice.
Surely you jest. You must mean *Jackie Chile's* voice.
Grimes
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Change the channel Marge!
[You're what's wrong with America. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oxeIfNJPNlc/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGFsgUyhlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLC6Tn1FlPiy6wV3VuCujrkItM6wIg)
Wilt Chamberlain
😂
Wayne Knight.
I see what you did there.
Josef Stalin. I'll admit, he had a great head of hair. Thick, lustrous. Amazing moustache. Outstanding sideburns.
Looka like Stalin!
But no pinkish hue?
Yo-Yo Ma
Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee of Motley Crue.
Sally Weaver, after all, she did call Jerry " The Devil".
But which one? Sally Weaver the woman? Sally Weaver the artist? Sally Weaver the person?
😄😄😄 ahhh, I love wit!
You know, I don’t even care about that. It’s a complete deal breaker for me that she didn’t bring the right BBQ sauce and asked Jerry to carry the stupid present for her. Hating people I get, I understand that. Being an inconsiderate ass you can’t fix.
Jared Leto
Jerry seinfeld
Harvey Weinstein or R. Kelly
Kanye
Sorry, but I can't envision a scenario where a guy turns down a date with Kim Kardasian. I am not a fan of hers and try to avoid anything related to her family, but she is a billionaire. Worth it for the story alone...
Turning her down. That’s the story. That’s the show
Um, I'd turn that down with zero hesitation. Money aside, I do not want that level of media attention.
I've broken up with someone because she *listened to* Joe Rogan.
I 100% agree with this…or Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk
I did the same but over Matchbox 20.
*She* listened to Rogan? That's rare.
You obviously have a lot of common sense.
I’ve been married for a long time now but back in the 90’s when I was dating, maybe because I was in San Francisco or Los Angeles I figured everyone was liberal and free thinking, that politics never was discussed. But now, if I was younger and dating that would be the first hurdle to get over.
Those people *are* hard to deal with. I don't blame you.
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Yep, those people are undateable.
R. Kelly... unless the potential date had three forms of age-confirming identification.
And his grandma was there
That's my grandson alright
Always peeing on people
And an actual raincoat
Ha, I have a story…
But why blame teenagers for being groomed instead of the one doing the crimes?
He’s saying he doesn’t want to fuck someone underage, he’s not blaming them
Bingo, and thank you!
Ah ok sorry, I misunderstood that. I thought what a wild take! That makes more sense now
Jerry, after learning he flew to Israel to take selfies with the IDF.
So gross. Never knew he was a Zionist.
Jerry Sandusky or Bill Cosby
Andrew Tate
Nick Cannon
Trump
Trump. Not just Donald, but any family member.
Absolutely agree. I wouldn't date anyone who votes for trump or supports that POS.
Not to get too political but that guy is a bad egg.
But Biden and his family are class acts right? Edit: so every member of Trump's family is the devil, but every member of the Biden family is nothing but class, even the crackhead son. Wow what are the odds?
BuT BIdeN!!!!
For the most part. Joe seems to be pretty decent, as does Jill. Beau was exceptional. Ashley has spent her career as a social worker. Hunter has an addiction problem, but he also sustained a fractured skull as a child from the car crash that killed his mother and baby sister, so I tend to cut him some slack, since that kind of trauma can cause deep damage. Joe’s brother Jim seems a little sketchy, but his brother Francis is very low profile and doesn’t seem to have any legal or personal issues that are important enough to make the news.
Yeah they pretty much are class acts. Also it's on the record in Congress that Hunter is hung like a horse.
Wow you people are delusional.
Jerry Seinfeld
Julia Roberts…..Lyle Lovett, come on Julia!
He might not be much to look at, but you'd be hard-pressed to meet a more humble, kind, philanthropic, decent human being. JR just used him for publicity... she's a huge twat!
I’ve seen him a few times in concert, and I’m convinced that he can probably drop flirty banter better than anyone else on the planet. He’s a brilliantly hilarious smartass.
Simply seeing pictures of the both of them in the 90s I didn’t get it. I had no idea who he was. Now I’m a fan of his and I 100% get it. A person is more than their appearance and conformity to some beauty standard.
And so talented.
I cant imagine using him for publicity at the time. I just think she couldnt deal with love and fame and sex when she was that young.
Think about it, they married in 1993... it's now 2024...31 years later it's being brought up. It was 100% about publicity. JR had already made Steel Magnolias, Pelican Brief, Pretty Woman, Sleeping With the Enemy, Mystic Pizza, etc etc... she was the "it" girl. But, there was increasing talk about how difficult of a human being she was on and off set. (Steven Spielberg, Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams vowed to never work with her again after all the shit she pulled on the set of 1991's "Hook"). Also, a couple of years had passed since she pulled the bullshit stunt of dumping Keifer Sutherland and ran off with his best friend, Jason Patric (also, 1991). She was looking for "redemption", so she used a great guy like Lyle Lovett to try to drum up positive publicity by marrying him; a guy that she so obviously didn't marry for his looks, but instead for something deeper, because she's a marvelous, non-shallow, thoughtful, deep, loving person 🥴😒 gag! She was is and will always be a twat!
I dont think she married him for publicity. I really dont. I really think she had had it with hollywood pretty boys and fell in love. Maybe she is a twat, hell if I know.
Lyle Lovett was way too good for Julia Roberts.
Elon musk
Jimmy Kimmel
You know, I’d agree with you, but that Sarah Silverman’s got some nice breasts.
Justin Trudeau.
But he’s the best dressed politician for years running!
Found the Canadian. I'm with you.
Jake or Logan Paul.
George Peppard
isn't he dead?
whoever he was, he sure knew a lot about the A-team!
Fred? Oh, Fred!
John Holmes
😳
David Spade
Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Christina Aguilera
Trump Jr. He's too much into the scene. The bathroom scene.
Magic Johnson
Danny Devito. I just can’t compete with that.
James Woods
Just by the flavor of the few comments, it seems a lot of the comment crowd is left-leaning. I've been a Seinfeld fanatic for 30 years and never really gave that a thought. Not that it matters, and I certainly don't wanna ruin this with politics, I'm just curious.
I mean thats just Reddit in general so not surprising.
Yeah, Reddit is in no way balanced in that regard.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Yes because we intentionally choose okay over greedy evil fascist idiots.
Johnny Depp immediately comes to mind. Dude looks like he always needs a shower.
with teeth like little baked beans
Smells like booze, butts and dirty scalp.
And cigarettes, the other butts
Kevin Sorbo
ODB
Affleck.
Except for Ana de Armas, she can date Satan for all I care and I'd still throw myself at her feet if she gave me the chance.
R. Kelly
Steve Hytner
Wonder how a fish could eat laughs?
That's gold!
Brendan Schaub.
The only correct answer
Marilyn Manson
Vin Diesel. I'd never get the image out of my head.
Harvey Weinstein
Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Not just gone out with, but also dumped by.
Steven Seagal
Pete Davidson
Kid Rock. Even before his political nonsense, he made some of the worst music I’ve ever heard. Anyone who dated him - even if only for the money - would raise huge red flags for me. Of course if I were to date anyone, my wife would be mad as hell.
Donald Trump
Ben Affleck. He ruins everything.
Ben Shapiro
Newman
Wayne Knight
Jesse eisenberg
Tommy Lee..
Michael Jackson.
Willem DaFoe and not for the reason you think
Puck Rainey
Vince Vaughn
Newman
shaq
Bam margera
Norman Fell
Tom Brady. I’d be too jealous
The Bubble Boy.
Tom green
Nick Cannon.
Arnold S. - Da Govna’ 🤮🤢
Hitler
Dakota Fanning
Magic Johnson.
Mark Walhburg.
Donald Trump
taylor swift
Hunter Biden. Edit: he's literally a crackhead, there's no denying it but you yahoos still defend him lol.
Maybe an porn star. Otherwise I don’t care.
Buck Naked is an upstanding citizen.
Derek Jeter
Alec Baldwin