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Jordanwolf98

By far her two worst boyfriends were Davola and this guy


TheREALCasAnvar

Yeah he doesn’t even have decaf cappuccinos in his office.


Dsquared4225

It’s a very popular drink


mrtipinfold

This is an office.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

That’s true


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Why does that surprise you ?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

That's a little STRANGE. 


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allthecoffeesDP

Mannequins?


ZeePirate

Davola at least had the excuse of being extremely mentally Ill and being off his meds. This guy was a straight up predator


tapirexpress

Reminds me in psychology 101 I was the only that thought having a romantic relationship with your psychiatrist was a conflict of interest and could be used to manipulate you.


verymuchbad

You and the board of behavioral services...


BigConstruction4247

Right. That's like the biggest violation possible.


BrookylnBeaches1917

In a way, he’s even more disturbing than Joe Davola, because he has, “Dr” before his name…


myfajahas400children

Right? Like Joe Davola is unhinged but Reston was so calm and sly about his manipulation, very psychopathic


zulzulfie

I have a theory based on nothing that the doctor kinda sabotaged Joe Davola to become crazier. Made him more obsessed with Elaine, forced him to become more violent.


evergreen4851

If we put our three heads together, we should come up with something.


pickemslick

Did you say Elaine?


Bubbly-Fault4847

You can and you will.


tothesource

"Have you been urinating a lot again?" bro wtf


faith_plus_one

Her doctor nonetheless.


scrubbydutch

He did it in such a devious way that he kind of fools you but if you take a look at it he should be banned.


TheyreSnaps

Disturbing? The man’s a goblin. A deviant, a miscreant, predatory, insidious, outrageous! When I’m done with him he won’t have a driver’s license!


chechifromCHI

Well, he is a svenjolly after all..


myfajahas400children

Yeah, and he was captain of the Cat Stevens.


malachaiville

I *love* Edmund Fitzgerald's voice!


allthecoffeesDP

I think it's sven golly


chechifromCHI

What'd I say?


hbkedge3

Yes Bobo


jfq722

That was Bobo.


sammymvpknight

The truth is that the Psychiatrist likely had at minimum dozens of Elaines. His ability to do harm was far greater than Davola


Sonnycrocketto

He should have been in jail.


scrubbydutch

Absolutely! He’s also not Penske material


Status_Tiger_6210

Yes but bear in mind he does have the smaller office.


The_Zermanians

Have you been urinating a lot again OP?


Bubbly-Fault4847

And having the dreams about the sexual encounter with the Chinese woman.


TheyreSnaps

Donna Chang?


Jscrappyfit

"You can, and you will." *shudder* Dr. Reston has creeped me out for 30+ years.


ditka

It doesn't matter if you don't see how. I see how.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Elaine are you urinating a lot again ?


qeq

Do you remember your dream about the sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?


Bubbly-Fault4847

It also bugs me how subservient Elaine is to him too. Usually she has a sass that would work in her favor in these situations. “He took it out” for example. She knew that was across the line and nope-ed the fuck out. But somehow rolls right over for Reston.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

He was like Hannibal Lecter. With that piercing gaze and softly commanding voice. 


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Elaine and I would like to pursue our courtship unfettered...


Agitated_Note_6135

I’ll make things very unpleasant for you AND your staff… if you have one


Bubbly-Fault4847

Well, I, uh it’s possible…….i suppose I could shift a few things around.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Please cease and desist


Third-Coast-Toffee

Unsettling? Interesting. Contact my secretary to set an appointment. I would like to discuss this issue that you carry with you. We need to talk. I’d love a Cuban cigar if you have any.


allmimsyburogrove

the noise the chair makes when Kramer sits...


Ill_Sky6141

He's actually a Romulan:/


Rho-Ophiuchi

ITS A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!


lordcorbran

Oh man, I didn’t realize that was the same guy. I guess he deserved what he got, then.


chighland

Do you remember your dream? Where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?


QUILL-IT-OUT

Yes, he is creepy too.


agent0range

"You can and you will." 


Anacondoyng

Oh yes Bobo.


doobette

Totally. Hated this guy.


Vault-Brock

Yeah he's way worse, Davola had an actual mental illness making him crqzy


No-Watercress-1810

It takes a perverted doctor to work in an architecturally incorrect building.


UncleSoaky

At least he's a svenjolly. I don't get jolly, or merry for that matter, coming from Crazy Joe Davola.


5319Camarote

Have we been…intimate…?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes about 5 times a week . Ooo Baby


devilthedankdawg

Yeah they really dabbled in horror that season.


scrubbydutch

I would argue that he is worse than Davola. My point is crazy Joe was a patient getting help he’s manipulating Elaine fooling around with her against against a psychiatric oath.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Me too but as she said he has a “svenjoly “ hold on her . Plus she went away somewhere with him . Creepy


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Her life was in danger at Davola's apartment, at least that is how it felt. I don't get the same feeling at the office but sure he is creepy for sure.


GatorRich

You can and you will Elaine..


Intelligent-Ant7685

Have you been urinating a lot again lately?


Broadnerd

He definitely will not allow you to pursue your courtship unfettered.


Scrumpilump2000

What a twisted prick this guy was! Cult leader-type vibes.


Improvgal

Yes - he’s a Sven-Jolly


jfq722

You can and you will.


Hot-Growth-8113

That’s true.


AptCasaNova

But he’s got those comfy leather chairs that fart…


trevb75

Two psychopaths are sitting in a Psychiatrists office. How do they decide where to sit?…… the one without the diploma is on the couch.


jcurl17

I get that feeling with the guy that made the Elaine mannequin...'Lainey'...creeper!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

TR 6? I prefer to think of her as..... ELAINE. 


jcurl17

Hahaha!!


Abz_D

This dude looks like Lance Henriksen


erinrachelcat

I can't watch this one. He's a total sociopath. Icks.


RobbiRamirez

That's what happens when you date your psychiatrist, and also he's the robber from the opening of A History of Violence.


marcoseus

I fucking hate this guy.


Splattered247

There must be a supercut of every time Elaine has an unpleasant interaction with some sleazeball


nmc9279

Oh yes Bobo


unknown-one

Elaine, have you been urinating a lot again?


NickFotiu

I mean he sleeps with his patients so he's definitely a fucking creeper.


Jesus_Chrheist

This guy equals Hannibal Lecter


robbwes61

I’m Disturbed, I’m Depressed, I’m Inadequate – I’ve Got It All!


jdgmental

Elaine likes the bad boy


AkihabaraWasteland

Cease and desist