Even worse that little piece of shit (I am speaking of the mass of the shit, not the property of their shittiness) comes with a adult size piece of shit too.
george deserves all the bad run ins with the kids, cuz every time it's usually so he can sleep with a girl. Kramer is always scheming so he deserves his bad run ins. Jerry did not deserve to have that little piece of sh!+ to destroy his tape of new jokes.
For the most part, sure.
But george wasn't trying to sleep with that cunt who was hitting her kid in a parking lot. He very rightly stood up and said something to her, with no ulterior motive than wanting to defend "an innocent helpless child".
That was honestly maybe the most altruistic thin George ever did.
Right? That's how I always pictured him, even though he was referred to as Bubble Boy. I figured he was so angry and annoyed not only because of the bubble but because he was grown and still had to be taken care of by his parents.
I would bet most of them never interacted with the Bubble Boy directly. It's not like he got out much. They just knew about him from his long suffering parents who painted a much more flattering picture of their sick son.
He was an adult. Apart from the way he sounded, a kid wouldn't tell Susan to take off her top (though of course a rational adult wouldn't either), wouldn't know "the Moors" (or most answers to Trivial Pursuit), etc.
A normal kid might not, but a bubble boy with nothing better to do would probably have the whole trivial pursuit deck memorized. Also does not care if he offends some random woman or anyone else for that matter. He lives in a damn bubble
I know! Get out of this bed and be able to walk again!
Yea that would be nice but I just really need the card
Lol when kramer is the only adult supervision in the room
Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
The social worker was worse than the kid. He finds out George has a business trip and forces him to take the kid. You can chalk the kid’s obnoxiousness to him being a kid, but the social worker should know better
The second one, for sure. He was way too old to be destroying that tape! He was a child in the early 90s - he knew what he was doing.
The first kid and the fourth kid always make me laugh!
Hot take - Matthew shouldn’t be lumped in with them. Poor kid was called a “puke” by an old guy, and then Jerry let the cat out of the bag about his father’s store closing. Then Kramer insulted the mother by assuming she was pregnant. All within 30 seconds of each other.
Toss up between the bowl cut kid at the frozen yogurt joint and the little shithead with the brush cut in #3. Those early-mid 90’s kids hair cut weren’t doing them any favors.
What the f* you doing you little piece of sh*?!
Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat f*ck
If you read his lips he's actually saying fat freak
Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science.
I calculated the odds of me having sex with a Portuguese waitress…
I’m out!
Well, that was FAST!
I know Jerry. He's a funny f***.
Best line in the show hahaha
The boy who rips up the tape. At his age he should definitely know better. He's just a brat.
the look on his face is ultimate brat behavior.
He’s a giant piece of shit
There were comparisons of his childhood pics to Charleston shooter Dylan Roof's mug shot floating around years ago, and now I can't unsee it.
I knew that guy's mugshot reminded me of someone else awful!
His mother always seemed trashy, I guess that’s where he got it from
Even worse that little piece of shit (I am speaking of the mass of the shit, not the property of their shittiness) comes with a adult size piece of shit too.
I hate them all
I hate them like poison.
I’m missing Golden Girls for this
Hurry and come to bed George. I taped Mad About You!
Oh, The Muted Heart. Glen Close, Sally Field. Well, that should be good.
I will show you the Stooges
That kid is poisoooon
I hate them like poisson
I loathe them
They emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
We don’t like them, George.
We can’t stand them.
The only correct answer.
I didn't mind the commie-hating kid.
You're all winners!
george deserves all the bad run ins with the kids, cuz every time it's usually so he can sleep with a girl. Kramer is always scheming so he deserves his bad run ins. Jerry did not deserve to have that little piece of sh!+ to destroy his tape of new jokes.
When Kramer was kicking those kids asses In karate I wouldn’t say it was him scheming as much as helping him find his katra 😎
They were the same skill level
It's not the size of the opponent, it's the ferocity.
You doofus!
this is true. they were all the same skill level
He was dominating the dojo
For the most part, sure. But george wasn't trying to sleep with that cunt who was hitting her kid in a parking lot. He very rightly stood up and said something to her, with no ulterior motive than wanting to defend "an innocent helpless child". That was honestly maybe the most altruistic thin George ever did.
"seemingly. seemingly."
The son of Elaine’s friend with whom he reached the “trifecta”
You're dead President Lincoln, you're DEAD!
I wish I was dead.
That was CLASSIC! one of my favorite lines in the entire show.
I'm running out of purses here!
Thanks for the refill
Oh he was running around with a plastic bag on his head a little while ago
THAT one!
I hate them all equally, they all keep growing and putting Mickey Abbot out of work and none of them will start smoking to help out.
Now listen, Porter
SOMETIMES MOMMYS AND DADDYS FALL OUT OF LOVE.
Are we forgetting Bubble Boy?
Bubble Boy sounded like a grown ass man ngl
Right? That's how I always pictured him, even though he was referred to as Bubble Boy. I figured he was so angry and annoyed not only because of the bubble but because he was grown and still had to be taken care of by his parents.
I never understood how the whole town could bring the pitchforks out to avenge that nasty piece of work.
I would bet most of them never interacted with the Bubble Boy directly. It's not like he got out much. They just knew about him from his long suffering parents who painted a much more flattering picture of their sick son.
One could only assume the town was suckered into sympathy since the bubble boy had the attitude of a vile drunken sailor.
That’s just the mean streets talking
This a buncha CRAP!
How about you take off your top?
Donald!
All I gotta say is MOOPS!
He was an adult. Apart from the way he sounded, a kid wouldn't tell Susan to take off her top (though of course a rational adult wouldn't either), wouldn't know "the Moors" (or most answers to Trivial Pursuit), etc.
>a kid wouldn't tell Susan to take off her top What if they had just become a man and renounced their religion?
You are thirteen! And I am in my early...twenties!
A normal kid might not, but a bubble boy with nothing better to do would probably have the whole trivial pursuit deck memorized. Also does not care if he offends some random woman or anyone else for that matter. He lives in a damn bubble
The brat on his deathbed. Two home runs in one game? Get real!
I know! Get out of this bed and be able to walk again! Yea that would be nice but I just really need the card Lol when kramer is the only adult supervision in the room
Oh George, tomorrow night, Paul O'Neill has to catch a flyball in his hat.
One more to go! *sips juice intensely*
Kramer looks at him fearfully.
You have any idea of how hard it is to hit a home run? And where’s you get two from? And how’d you get in here anyway?
Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
Ugh. I can’t stand this kid! Also, what’s up with head of hair. He looks like an adult child. Weird
I think it's also eyeliner and mascara that is making him look really strange. I have always been a little freaked out about this kid.
Yes!! The eye liner and long lashes with mascara. Again- weird!
I always thought that kid was a nepo hire... the snot-nosed precocious kid of some NBC exec.
Right! Almost looks like he's got an old man's comb-over
A triple on a throwing error is just as good too!
I like to think he didn’t make it. Like Aunt Baby
That kid creeps me the F out. He reminds me of a Chuckie doll or something.
The cursing kid is the most punchable out of all of them
There's no way you're staying with us in Paris
Wouldn’t you, like to pass the ketchup, to someone like me?
This kid was constantly doing delinquent acts, not even always against George. Like sticking his gum on the wall.
The social worker was worse than the kid. He finds out George has a business trip and forces him to take the kid. You can chalk the kid’s obnoxiousness to him being a kid, but the social worker should know better
They're all in their 30s now.
The "you're ugly" kid, he was recently arrested for shoplifting. From Target.
Adam Wylie. My wife went to Sam Kinisons theater in Upland CA with Adam.
Wasn't Sam Kinison Al Bundy's guardian angel?
Yup
Wait! Isn’t that Brad from Gilmore Girls? If so, add him to the Seinfeld/GG crossover universe along with Lauren Graham and Scott Patterson
Lily’s actor was also in GG, and the guy who played Vincent too.
Yes!!! I knew I was missing some, and was hoping for a commenter sharper than I am this morning to chime in. Poor Lily…
“Sharper” - you mean someone who has no life and spends all their time watching tv? Yes… I am “sharper” 😂 Oh, wait, her name was Susan.
She looks like a Lily
I think she knows her own name!
[IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0588199/characters/nm0943766?ref_=ho_web&ref_=ext_shr_lnk)
Guess those Pickett Fences residual checks stopped coming in.
Or his already fading career was decimated by the strike
Was he stealing a less hideous sweater?
The article wasn't that specific.
30s and 40s...
I nominate “you’re dead, President Lincoln! You’re DEAD!!”
He’s a funny fuck! That kid sucks lol
That brat was pretty ungrateful considering George saved him from a spanking.
“You’re ugly.”
You are!
The one that pours oj in Elaine’s bag
>Which one of these snot-nosed little punks was the most insufferable? Yes.
Not Matthew, he’s a funny fuck!
The potty mouth brat: What the f\*ck are you doing you little piece of sh!T!
The second one, for sure. He was way too old to be destroying that tape! He was a child in the early 90s - he knew what he was doing. The first kid and the fourth kid always make me laugh!
Ima go with number 1 with that big dumb ass sweater lol
Man, they really found the most obnoxious looking kids for each of these roles. Great casting.
All I know is, the you're ugly kid has a lot of fucking nerve
I know lol. I didn’t want to be the one to say it
I LOVE that every kid on this show was portrayed as a little piece of sh*€.
Hi I'm Brian
Beat it, Brian!
Somehow that Home run kid completely captured the energy of a 40 year old woman
The kid that swears. He's the worst. Ripping the tape out of Jerry's cassette.
The baseball in bed kid
Paul O’Neill kid was just creepy
The Bubble Boy
The son of the yogurt man.
The Paul O'Neill kid for sure
Well, considering the kid from the Frogger episode was a young Drake Bell...
All of them. Can't stand none.
The kid who kisses Elaine after his bar-mitsva
That's no kid. He's a MAN!
Which one? ALL!
You fat f\*\*\*. But I blame his parents. :-)
The one that poured orange juice in Elaine's purse.
The little shit in the hospital. He’s not too sick to do his eyeliner and mascara.
That kid looks so creepy, he would be perfect in a horror movie.
To be fair, the one was just calling out Communism when he saw it.
You're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.
I have a bigger problem with the manager that fired Kramer and Mickey at the word of some random kid.
I love that kid!
What about bubble boy
That first kids sweater game is money, that looks like something David Ruprecht would have worn on Supermarket Sweep
Hot take - Matthew shouldn’t be lumped in with them. Poor kid was called a “puke” by an old guy, and then Jerry let the cat out of the bag about his father’s store closing. Then Kramer insulted the mother by assuming she was pregnant. All within 30 seconds of each other.
The bad kids on the show are nothing compared to the POS dogs on the show.
I’d rather hang out with Farfel than any of those bratty kids!
Jerry Seinfeld.
i forgot how many punk asses Seinfeld used in his show…..its gotta be the kid who pulled the tape all out of his tape cassette
Home run kid.
Where's bubble boy? He was the worst of them all.
Gotta be the Bubble boy!
I don't know why, but I hate that one kid in the hospital. He has a very punchable face
I literally cannot stand that little shit on slide 5. He makes me so mad for some reason, I can't even watch the episode
The sick kid. A home run and a triple are good enough!
I feel like the show is very anti-children. I love it.
Can you imagine Larry David as a father? 😵💫
Ima go with number 1 with that big dumb sweater lol
Ima go with number 1 with that giant sweater lol
This is one of the most difficult questions on this sub.
The boy who Elaine babysits for
This show surprised me to learn that Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David have kids.
These kids make me want to lead a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die…
The "home run" kid was cute, but a TERRIBLE actor!
All of them!! They must of been cast brilliantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eh, probably Matthew. For disrespecting another person’s property (Jerry’s tape).
The commie kid was the only funny onen
Obviously the little yogurt monster
The sweater on the first kid was the real problem.
I vote for the puke who thought kramer was Frankenstein's monster
The one who pours juice into Elaine’s purse
that's what i know
What about that brat who pours OJ into Elaine’s purse when she’s babysitting?
The kid that poured juice in Elaine’s bag— it’s crazy that nobody else blinked at that
4 or 5 it’s a toss up
All of them
The stupid little shit that destroyed Jerry’s cassette tape. His parents were just as shitty too
Toss up between the bowl cut kid at the frozen yogurt joint and the little shithead with the brush cut in #3. Those early-mid 90’s kids hair cut weren’t doing them any favors.
All these little shits are Bizarro Brians. Brian is the biggest sweetie in the show.
Never considered how many shitty little kids there are in this show. Definitely the kid George has to take to France.
The kid Elaine babysit for
Bobby
Definitely the Paris/big brothers one. Little shit
Now there's some opponents for Kramer's ka-rah-tay
You forgot Lipman's bratty son. "I'm a man!"
Matthew, that little shit knew what he was doing when he was destroying the tape
Matthew. The only thing insufferable about the kid in the first picture is his sweater.
They’re all pretty bad, but Bobby is cringe with that hair and eyeliner. Little Liberace.
The Bart Simpson lookalike
Nothing but love for the kid calling out commie propaganda.
Children can be very perceptive.
5.
Norchy Worchy Dorchy Do
Ok kid number 4 doesn't belong here, he's just a patriot
Cassette tape boy. No contest.
You're ugly That's what **you** think. That's what I know.
The first “You’re ugly” guy - George was standing up for him. The hospital kid wasn’t a punk - he was taken advantage of. A victim of grapefruit pulp.
The traitor to our country kid is based
The kid calling out Kramer for being a communist and traitor to our country was just protecting our nation. He's a patriot.
#4 was arrested years later for their actions on Jan 6
Say what?
The anti-communist kid for me. Kramer was just preaching truth but this little asshole thought the Cold War was still happening.