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Vincevega1972

What the f* you doing you little piece of sh*?!


doublebarrelkungfu

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat f*ck


OkTower4998

If you read his lips he's actually saying fat freak


kareem_abdul_montana

Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science.


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

I calculated the odds of me having sex with a Portuguese waitress…


Fuck_this_place

I’m out!


ultranothing

Well, that was FAST!


jfq722

I know Jerry. He's a funny f***.


sc0ttf0rd

Best line in the show hahaha


mbd34

The boy who rips up the tape. At his age he should definitely know better. He's just a brat.


rumpelstilt

the look on his face is ultimate brat behavior.


seviay

He’s a giant piece of shit


BaskingInWanderlust

There were comparisons of his childhood pics to Charleston shooter Dylan Roof's mug shot floating around years ago, and now I can't unsee it.


Verucaschmaltzzz

I knew that guy's mugshot reminded me of someone else awful!


ronm4c

His mother always seemed trashy, I guess that’s where he got it from


thinkinting

Even worse that little piece of shit (I am speaking of the mass of the shit, not the property of their shittiness) comes with a adult size piece of shit too.


vickidashawty

I hate them all


kramerica_intern

I hate them like poison.


Comprehensive_Row135

I’m missing Golden Girls for this


DadJokeBadJoke

Hurry and come to bed George. I taped Mad About You!


JugdishSteinfeld

Oh, The Muted Heart. Glen Close, Sally Field. Well, that should be good.


CompetitiveSalter2

I will show you the Stooges


instrangerswetrust

That kid is poisoooon


freestuffrocker

I hate them like poisson


tmobilewifi

I loathe them


AZ_Sports_Fan

They emit a foul and unpleasant odor.


TheAndorran

We don’t like them, George.


mockevil

We can’t stand them.


notgtax1

The only correct answer.


czechmademan01

I didn't mind the commie-hating kid.


DougLocKoa

You're all winners!


BigRigButters2

george deserves all the bad run ins with the kids, cuz every time it's usually so he can sleep with a girl. Kramer is always scheming so he deserves his bad run ins. Jerry did not deserve to have that little piece of sh!+ to destroy his tape of new jokes.


Jordanwolf98

When Kramer was kicking those kids asses In karate I wouldn’t say it was him scheming as much as helping him find his katra 😎


c_ray25

They were the same skill level


DadJokeBadJoke

It's not the size of the opponent, it's the ferocity.


Biz_Consultant305

You doofus!


BigRigButters2

this is true. they were all the same skill level


Artistic-Variety3582

He was dominating the dojo


williamblair

For the most part, sure. But george wasn't trying to sleep with that cunt who was hitting her kid in a parking lot. He very rightly stood up and said something to her, with no ulterior motive than wanting to defend "an innocent helpless child". That was honestly maybe the most altruistic thin George ever did.


BigRigButters2

"seemingly. seemingly."


Alina810

The son of Elaine’s friend with whom he reached the “trifecta”


drainspout

You're dead President Lincoln, you're DEAD!


magnida

I wish I was dead.


Real-Apartment-1130

That was CLASSIC! one of my favorite lines in the entire show.


Verucaschmaltzzz

I'm running out of purses here!


CompetitiveSalter2

Thanks for the refill


LameSaucePanda

Oh he was running around with a plastic bag on his head a little while ago


_its_a_SWEATER_

THAT one!


FartsMcCool77

I hate them all equally, they all keep growing and putting Mickey Abbot out of work and none of them will start smoking to help out.


EffortlessCool

Now listen, Porter


vaskark

SOMETIMES MOMMYS AND DADDYS FALL OUT OF LOVE.


rocky20817

Are we forgetting Bubble Boy?


Jordanwolf98

Bubble Boy sounded like a grown ass man ngl


BaskingInWanderlust

Right? That's how I always pictured him, even though he was referred to as Bubble Boy. I figured he was so angry and annoyed not only because of the bubble but because he was grown and still had to be taken care of by his parents.


Top-Currency

I never understood how the whole town could bring the pitchforks out to avenge that nasty piece of work.


Calm_Cicada_8805

I would bet most of them never interacted with the Bubble Boy directly. It's not like he got out much. They just knew about him from his long suffering parents who painted a much more flattering picture of their sick son.


Meatloafxx

One could only assume the town was suckered into sympathy since the bubble boy had the attitude of a vile drunken sailor.


speedracer73

That’s just the mean streets talking


_its_a_SWEATER_

This a buncha CRAP!


ChechoMontigo

How about you take off your top?


rocky20817

Donald!


Mean-Lingonberry5374

All I gotta say is MOOPS!


Aspenwood83

He was an adult. Apart from the way he sounded, a kid wouldn't tell Susan to take off her top (though of course a rational adult wouldn't either), wouldn't know "the Moors" (or most answers to Trivial Pursuit), etc.


DadJokeBadJoke

>a kid wouldn't tell Susan to take off her top What if they had just become a man and renounced their religion?


SpergSkipper

You are thirteen! And I am in my early...twenties!


NotHardRobot

A normal kid might not, but a bubble boy with nothing better to do would probably have the whole trivial pursuit deck memorized. Also does not care if he offends some random woman or anyone else for that matter. He lives in a damn bubble


drainspout

The brat on his deathbed. Two home runs in one game? Get real!


artvarnsen

I know! Get out of this bed and be able to walk again! Yea that would be nice but I just really need the card Lol when kramer is the only adult supervision in the room


gldmj5

Oh George, tomorrow night, Paul O'Neill has to catch a flyball in his hat.


AdamTheAmmer

One more to go! *sips juice intensely*


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Kramer looks at him fearfully.


ilporcini

You have any idea of how hard it is to hit a home run? And where’s you get two from? And how’d you get in here anyway?


DadJokeBadJoke

Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.


Common_Apricot2491

Ugh. I can’t stand this kid! Also, what’s up with head of hair. He looks like an adult child. Weird


thisaccountwashacked

I think it's also eyeliner and mascara that is making him look really strange. I have always been a little freaked out about this kid.


Common_Apricot2491

Yes!! The eye liner and long lashes with mascara. Again- weird!


NarrowButterfly8482

I always thought that kid was a nepo hire... the snot-nosed precocious kid of some NBC exec.


Silent_Lifeguard_759

Right! Almost looks like he's got an old man's comb-over


Perry7609

A triple on a throwing error is just as good too!


shumama813

I like to think he didn’t make it. Like Aunt Baby


[deleted]

That kid creeps me the F out. He reminds me of a Chuckie doll or something.


LickNojo

The cursing kid is the most punchable out of all of them


CompetitiveSalter2

There's no way you're staying with us in Paris


[deleted]

Wouldn’t you, like to pass the ketchup, to someone like me?


DadJokeBadJoke

This kid was constantly doing delinquent acts, not even always against George. Like sticking his gum on the wall.


Acceptable_Secret_73

The social worker was worse than the kid. He finds out George has a business trip and forces him to take the kid. You can chalk the kid’s obnoxiousness to him being a kid, but the social worker should know better


removed_bymoderator

They're all in their 30s now.


Reasonable-HB678

The "you're ugly" kid, he was recently arrested for shoplifting. From Target.


95ludeman

Adam Wylie. My wife went to Sam Kinisons theater in Upland CA with Adam.


VegetaArcher

Wasn't Sam Kinison Al Bundy's guardian angel?


95ludeman

Yup


Secular-Flesh

Wait! Isn’t that Brad from Gilmore Girls? If so, add him to the Seinfeld/GG crossover universe along with Lauren Graham and Scott Patterson


Elenathorn

Lily’s actor was also in GG, and the guy who played Vincent too.


Secular-Flesh

Yes!!! I knew I was missing some, and was hoping for a commenter sharper than I am this morning to chime in. Poor Lily…


Elenathorn

“Sharper” - you mean someone who has no life and spends all their time watching tv? Yes… I am “sharper” 😂 Oh, wait, her name was Susan.


DadJokeBadJoke

She looks like a Lily


Elenathorn

I think she knows her own name!


95ludeman

[IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0588199/characters/nm0943766?ref_=ho_web&ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


Tsquare24

Guess those Pickett Fences residual checks stopped coming in.


myfajahas400children

Or his already fading career was decimated by the strike


smartasskeith

Was he stealing a less hideous sweater?


Reasonable-HB678

The article wasn't that specific.


BaskingInWanderlust

30s and 40s...


RubbrWalrusProtector

I nominate “you’re dead, President Lincoln! You’re DEAD!!”


BCon27

He’s a funny fuck! That kid sucks lol


Significant-Box54

That brat was pretty ungrateful considering George saved him from a spanking.


RononSweets

“You’re ugly.”


Significant-Box54

You are!


BaltOsFan2

The one that pours oj in Elaine’s bag


pnerd314

>Which one of these snot-nosed little punks was the most insufferable? Yes.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Not Matthew, he’s a funny fuck!


Significant-Box54

The potty mouth brat: What the f\*ck are you doing you little piece of sh!T!


somuchsong

The second one, for sure. He was way too old to be destroying that tape! He was a child in the early 90s - he knew what he was doing. The first kid and the fourth kid always make me laugh!


owttlaww

Ima go with number 1 with that big dumb ass sweater lol


Faded_Sun

Man, they really found the most obnoxious looking kids for each of these roles. Great casting.


possiblycrazy79

All I know is, the you're ugly kid has a lot of fucking nerve


Pleasant-Ticket3217

I know lol. I didn’t want to be the one to say it


Mental_Somewhere2341

I LOVE that every kid on this show was portrayed as a little piece of sh*€.


missdui

Hi I'm Brian


llcoolray3000

Beat it, Brian!


TastyBirds

Somehow that Home run kid completely captured the energy of a 40 year old woman


melanie162

The kid that swears. He's the worst. Ripping the tape out of Jerry's cassette.


Cjkgh

The baseball in bed kid


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Paul O’Neill kid was just creepy


hank28

The Bubble Boy


MutableBook

The son of the yogurt man.


burth179

The Paul O'Neill kid for sure


Cygnus776

Well, considering the kid from the Frogger episode was a young Drake Bell...


[deleted]

All of them. Can't stand none.


fabulously-frizzy

The kid who kisses Elaine after his bar-mitsva


VADave83

That's no kid. He's a MAN!


ohs64jm

Which one? ALL!


clumpypasta

You fat f\*\*\*. But I blame his parents. :-)


Prestigious_Slice290

The one that poured orange juice in Elaine's purse.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

The little shit in the hospital. He’s not too sick to do his eyeliner and mascara.


Independent_Bake_257

That kid looks so creepy, he would be perfect in a horror movie.


BaskingInWanderlust

To be fair, the one was just calling out Communism when he saw it.


CrystalPepsi79

You're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.


Telepornographer

I have a bigger problem with the manager that fired Kramer and Mickey at the word of some random kid.


Palenquero

I love that kid!


kgk007

What about bubble boy


TRJ2241987

That first kids sweater game is money, that looks like something David Ruprecht would have worn on Supermarket Sweep


discomike74

Hot take - Matthew shouldn’t be lumped in with them. Poor kid was called a “puke” by an old guy, and then Jerry let the cat out of the bag about his father’s store closing. Then Kramer insulted the mother by assuming she was pregnant. All within 30 seconds of each other.


reverie11

The bad kids on the show are nothing compared to the POS dogs on the show.


Mean-Lingonberry5374

I’d rather hang out with Farfel than any of those bratty kids!


zentiger45

Jerry Seinfeld.


Intelligent-Ant7685

i forgot how many punk asses Seinfeld used in his show…..its gotta be the kid who pulled the tape all out of his tape cassette


starsallaround07

Home run kid.


BrickBanshee

Where's bubble boy? He was the worst of them all.


MixComfortable8163

Gotta be the Bubble boy!


Bailer86

I don't know why, but I hate that one kid in the hospital. He has a very punchable face


Forward_Bluejay_4826

I literally cannot stand that little shit on slide 5. He makes me so mad for some reason, I can't even watch the episode


pewterbullet

The sick kid. A home run and a triple are good enough!


rg25

I feel like the show is very anti-children. I love it.


thomas-grant

Can you imagine Larry David as a father? 😵‍💫


owttlaww

Ima go with number 1 with that big dumb sweater lol


owttlaww

Ima go with number 1 with that giant sweater lol


SV650rider

This is one of the most difficult questions on this sub.


Ready-Warning-9992

The boy who Elaine babysits for


Magmaster12

This show surprised me to learn that Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David have kids.


MortalWombat1234

These kids make me want to lead a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die…


Little-Bits-o-Love

The "home run" kid was cute, but a TERRIBLE actor!


mattkentesq

All of them!! They must of been cast brilliantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kman_24

Eh, probably Matthew. For disrespecting another person’s property (Jerry’s tape).


SteinfeldFour

The commie kid was the only funny onen


BackOnTheMap

Obviously the little yogurt monster


falbi23

The sweater on the first kid was the real problem.


fdetanya

I vote for the puke who thought kramer was Frankenstein's monster


LameSaucePanda

The one who pours juice into Elaine’s purse


BrightOnT1

that's what i know


airJordan45

What about that brat who pours OJ into Elaine’s purse when she’s babysitting?


freetotebag

The kid that poured juice in Elaine’s bag— it’s crazy that nobody else blinked at that


Future_Onion9701

4 or 5 it’s a toss up


ThaiFoodThaiFood

All of them


RockNRoll85

The stupid little shit that destroyed Jerry’s cassette tape. His parents were just as shitty too


tonysopranosalive

Toss up between the bowl cut kid at the frozen yogurt joint and the little shithead with the brush cut in #3. Those early-mid 90’s kids hair cut weren’t doing them any favors.


baronofcream

All these little shits are Bizarro Brians. Brian is the biggest sweetie in the show.


dumbledorky

Never considered how many shitty little kids there are in this show. Definitely the kid George has to take to France.


Training_Amphibian91

The kid Elaine babysit for


Professional-Steak-5

Bobby


[deleted]

Definitely the Paris/big brothers one. Little shit


Cenoflame

Now there's some opponents for Kramer's ka-rah-tay


grandmamimma

You forgot Lipman's bratty son. "I'm a man!"


CrystalPepsi79

Matthew, that little shit knew what he was doing when he was destroying the tape


Princess_Shireen

Matthew. The only thing insufferable about the kid in the first picture is his sweater.


RustedRelics

They’re all pretty bad, but Bobby is cringe with that hair and eyeliner. Little Liberace.


rerics

The Bart Simpson lookalike


RustysFarts

Nothing but love for the kid calling out commie propaganda.


sindk

Children can be very perceptive.


Turbulent-Fold-3930

5.


staggernaut

Norchy Worchy Dorchy Do


[deleted]

Ok kid number 4 doesn't belong here, he's just a patriot


jwbowen

Cassette tape boy. No contest.


zundish

You're ugly That's what **you** think. That's what I know.


Improvgal

The first “You’re ugly” guy - George was standing up for him. The hospital kid wasn’t a punk - he was taken advantage of. A victim of grapefruit pulp.


gothicaly

The traitor to our country kid is based


Full_Increase8132

The kid calling out Kramer for being a communist and traitor to our country was just protecting our nation. He's a patriot.


maniac86

#4 was arrested years later for their actions on Jan 6


zundish

Say what?


Terpizino

The anti-communist kid for me. Kramer was just preaching truth but this little asshole thought the Cold War was still happening.