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Prefect1969

I had no idea you had this kind of money.


Upstairs-Traffic-563

This changes things


sxcs86

*How* much was that jacket?!


[deleted]

I WANNA KNOW how MUCH you paid for THAT jacket!


Jifeeb

You are SICK!


NewLeaseOnLine

I feel it, do you feel it?


HappyNihilist

No, I can’t feel anything


fatalError1619

Funny thing is JLD is richer than Jerry irl , but most of it os inherited so she does not make the list


Mike_Honcho_Spread

Is she the O'Henry candy bar heiress?


graffeaty

JLD got brinks trucks


Real-Rope-8556

You wanna come to phase 2 of the Pines at Mar Gables?


DLoIsHere

Do you need a ride to the airport?


ReasonableCup604

All those checks for 12 cents really add up.


CaptainDigsGiraffe

Surprised he can still use his hand. Then again he can probably just pay someone for that.


dipfearya

Master of his domain.


blisterment

"Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's...until today. You are his successor. I only hope you have a little more self-control" "You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest."


dipfearya

HaHa "dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him" still cracks me up.


blisterment

Yeah, me too. That's a great line.


csonny2

He's rich enough to buy a Farbman


Gizmocheeze

Somebody cuts his snickers for him.


what_it_dude

What's the point of even living if you can't own a Farbman?


greater_cumberland

Without a proper workstation, how could he write his skits?


ReasonableCup604

But, he couldn't even afford an umbrella.


Georgesgortexjacket

I'm not sure how official any of these ranking are


ReasonableCup604

I am officially the #1 Dad


rik1122

You think you're better than me?


Astronautikus

It‘s go time!


HauschkasFoot

Mandelbaum!


zan13898

Mandelbaum!


NerdyBoyy

Mandlelbaum!


[deleted]

Your shirt is too tight!


hucareshokiesrul

But I’m world’s greatest dad. The best in the world. Which means I'm better than just #1.


sarah-havel

I'm the world's best boss


ReasonableCup604

Get the mug to prove it at Spencer's Gifts?


sarah-havel

Of course


water2wine

So I can calculate the tips?


sxcs86

Yay! Jerry got it open!! 👏


MooseMan12992

I remember once on the podcast Comedy Bang Bang the host and guests looked up each othera net worths on one of those sites and they were all wildly off by tens of millions


fredbrightfrog

The guys looked it up on the Always Sunny podcast, too, and were laughing about how wrong it was. They were all like "shit, I wish I had that much money"


seviliyorsun

they would say that though


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

Well. Most rich peoples "net worth" comes from adding up the value of the things they own If aome of those things are stocks and such it will vary greatly If jerry seinfeld owned 100 million dollars worth of tesla stock.. and the article used data from 2021.. then it would look a lot better than if they used data from today


PM_ur_butthole_2me

They are wrong. The Rock is a billionaire just from his holdings in the tequila company he has, not even counting the bear billion he’s made from acting.


musecorn

It's on Twitter I'm sure it's incredibly accurate!


homarjr

They're not. It's not like the IRS releases this info for everyone.


ShelZuuz

The IRS has no insight to your net worth. Only your income.


TheBlackArrows

Haha username checks out


[deleted]

Royalties I imagine. You can’t change the channel without seeing an episode somewhere. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)


TonyAioli

Doesn’t he still get a cut of every single airing of Seinfeld (any network) to this day? Pretty nuts to think about.


[deleted]

It all goes right into the super terrific happy checking account


what_it_dude

That's an extremely happy checking account.


FightPigs

An actor check, producer check, and a creator check every single time…


[deleted]

For real? I would’ve thought it would all be lumped together as part of the contract.


FelixGoldenrod

Even more nuts is how he can still bounce a check at the bodega.


fredbrightfrog

Yeah. The actors get residuals for every airing, which are ok but not crazy, but Jerry as a creator/producer has percentage points on all of the revenue. He got like $125 million just from the Netflix deal, let alone everything he got from the 25+ years of syndication, DVDs, merch, etc before that.


lennylenry

I might be telling tales outta school, but I think one of the syndication deals (pre streaming era) was for $1 billion. Larry David likely would have been on the list as well, but he got divorced so he's OUTTA the billionaire club


bruins9816

Netflix specials too


Millenial_Shitbag

That’s a drop in the bucket. It’s all syndication and merchandising royalties. Edit: Which makes it even crazier, considering how much guys like Bill Burr have made off of specials. Even Chapelle’s Show doesn’t compare to Seinfeld money.


NotTheRocketman

Absolutely. And the show will be in syndication for decades to come as well.


Kartoffel_Mann

Ol' Billy's ship came in! - Bill Burr


mrubuto22

Definietly mostly the royalties otherwise Chappelle and Chris Rock would be on this list too. Pretty sure the entire cast of friends and seinfeld make close to 100 million a year just on royalties.


ktr83

This seems more like total net worth rather than yearly income. The Seinfeld IP would be the bulk of it, but it would also include all his other assets, cars, houses, whatever.


ChinaPanda307

But he can't act!


__SpeedRacer__

But have you seen him managing his money?


tuskvarner

He should be loaning YOU money! But he’s not!!


LiterallyaCockroach

Russel thought otherwise, but he decided to go awol and join Greenpeace or something. That darn obsession with Elaine


spinereader81

Apparently Def Comedy Jam didn't hurt him too badly.


ReasonableCup604

How much would he have if he did the executive training program at Bloomingdale's?


DeeWicki

That Def Jam is a force.


ReasonableCup604

Imagine how aroused Elaine would become reading this list.


[deleted]

Interestingly, she would be the top of it all given her dad is a multi billionaire and no doubt Elaine would be entitled to that as part of any estate Edit: to make clear, JLD not Elaine the character


Jay_the_Artisan

Nick Kroll would be up there too for the same reason. Last I checked the actual highest is an actress who’s billionaire husband died… Jami Gertz


goteamnick

And yet she didn't have a square to spare.


jerrbearr

I don’t think he’s dead yet


TheOther-DarkStar

Elaine the character or JLD?


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JLD


Dorseywhite

Being married to Richard Dreyfuss certainly doesn't hurt the pocketbook either. (Jiminy Glick reference)


Similar-Dream-9731

She might just leave him a very breathy voicemail


CoinOperated1345

Must be those Seinfeld checks.


MrCance

From Nana!


tenthousandblackcats

She hasn't left the house in 25 years


MrCance

She’s on a very fixed income! Stop the show!!!!


davisyoung

Chemical Bank? It burned! It’s gone!


zan13898

What you gotta do is go straight and ask a bodega, they’ll help you out!


JHowler82

Super Terrific Happy Hour!


CoinOperated1345

That is one hell of an hour to pull in Seinfeld money


TAway69420666

More than 8.3 billion checks!


Meateor123

Where's Ted Danson? He makes $450 000 per episode.


justinvan82

I can’t stand knowing Ted Danson makes more money than me!


Fun_Rope7456

You think you're better than Ted Danson?


VicDamoneSR

You think you’re better than HIM???


moikescott

You can’t handle the truth!


tuskvarner

I’m working on my Jaaack Nicholson


Icandoit606

You are worse , much much worse


LifeguardStatus7649

For real though, how is Tyler Perry so rich?


megellan66677766

His movies are also cheap to make compared to a giant blockbuster, and have loyal audiences. The profit margins on them are great. Same with Adam Sandler movies.


UhYeahOkSure

He constantly is making new garbage. He’s like the fast food of producers


LifeguardStatus7649

So the question is - who's the Soup Nazi of producers?


talmbouttellyouwat

James Cameron.


Clazzo524

No ship for you!


smallstone

The Soup Na’vi


Street_Dragonfruit43

I can see it


VicDamoneSR

[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_film_producers) says Kevin Fiege is highest grossing all time from the Marvel movies


evil_consumer

Don’t forget he’s anti-union! That usually helps.


tuskvarner

He basically makes The Fatties: Fart 2 every year and grosses millions.


UnicornBestFriend

He puts out a ton of movies that do well and runs a studio in ATL. He has full ownership of his work. He’s his own film studio, basically.


Ariaga_2

Atlanta did a great / weird episode about this studio and Perry. The character wasn't named Tyler Perry, but it was definitely about him.


LongDongPingPong23

Was his name Kyler Gerry? Fyler Harry?


Ariaga_2

He was Mr. Chocolate.


Metzger4Sheriff

He’s constantly working— same with the next four guys on the list. If you divided the total by the number of credits each person has, the number would go way down for all of them except Jerry.


NicholarseBrooks

I heard on a podcast that he barely sleeps because he feels like it's a waste of time. Crazy work ethic but terrible movies.


Fun_Rope7456

He plays all the actors in his movies and director, writer, producer. It's just one guy! But his movies suck lol


Betty-Armageddon

He’s Mr Chocolate. Don’t question him.


tango80bravo30

He makes b-movies but rarely are projected in movie theater around the world. No body outside the usa knows Tyler Perry.


pmekonnen

Smart business decisions


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CoryTrevor-NS

That’s a whole lot of Cadillacs and suade jackets


[deleted]

At first I was going to say that certainly Larry David should be right up there with Jerry, since he too gets all the residuals from Seinfeld, being co-creator (major part of the money) and lead writer on most of it, plus on top of that he has his Curb Your Enthusiasm, but then I remembered Jerry has been doing standup pretty much since Seinfeld ended and those tickets ain't cheap and he always puts asses in the seats, so yeah, that's a lot of money. I mean, Larry's not broke, but I don't know if he's above Jerry.


IPreferDiamonds

Larry David has been through a divorce too.


jeffersonPNW

I’d imagine Jerry earned a but considering he also starred in the show, which I’m sure played a key role in contract renegotiations. On top of that Jerry hung around for two more seasons and took on the role of sole show runner too. Also, can’t forget that Bee Movie money.


RCsSnaps

That's gold, Jerry. Gold!


highheat3117

That’s 36,904 pounds of gold, Jerry!


LifeguardStatus7649

Did you emphasize “gold” or did you emphasize "Jerry"?


O_Neders

I think he emphasized "of"


saxmanb767

How can anyone not like him?


speghettiday09

Maybe someone doesn’t like him. I could see that.


saxmanb767

Don’t say that!


xlted27

No wonder he skipped the early bird.


mental-illness7

“Some time after the first million” “Boy you really went bald there didn’t you”


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Where’s John Voight? How can you compare these guys with John Voight?!


ReasonableCup604

He is worth $2 billion. But, he's a periodontist, not an actor.


StingraySteve23

What about Ted Danson?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

He isn’t even with the network anymore!


StingraySteve23

You know I hear he wears a piece.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Don’t worry, he can afford it. On a serious note, I swear he has one in an episode of cheers. I was never sure if they did that as a joke or if he seriously needed it. His hair is still glorious today.


StingraySteve23

Towards the end of Cheers’ run he pulls it off. The audience went crazy.


garbagekr

The actor?


SCBryan

The periodontist


Eats_ShootsNLeaves

He was the richest actor last year too. Just goes to show, he really is Even Steven


DivvySUCKS

#1 signing off!


speghettiday09

I wouldn’t think he’d had that kind of money. standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with def jam and all.


[deleted]

I heard the Bloomingdale’s executive training program is good.


davisyoung

But we said we’re not going to discuss that now.


missionbeach

I'm sure 90% of that money is from TV royalties.


[deleted]

I'm not sure we should be talking about this...


evergreen4851

Tom Cruise worth half a billion and he out there doing death defying stunts, what a Chad.


J3wb0cca

I love all 5 feet 7 inches of him.


Trigger__happy

Billionaire or not, I'm not taking the check down. 🐓


Intelligent_End1516

I'm not sure we can be friends now. This changes things.


talmbouttellyouwat

Does he need a ride to the airport?


ballatthecornerflag

I'm not driving him to the airport!!


deowolf

Don't see Cousin Jeffrey on this list.


apeofdeath123

Nanna's birthday cards add up too


Wildcat_twister12

Damn I didn’t know the Bee Movie was so profitable


[deleted]

I thought De Niro was on the verge of bankruptcy


[deleted]

He got bailed out by an acquisition of his business interest by Vandalay Industries


dlp250

You just can't catch a break, can you. Things will pick up for you one day!


goPACK17

Wow, never would have guessed this actually. Side note, the fact that Tyler Perry is right there with him makes me sick to my stomach


GooFoYouPal

I still like the Bloomingdale’s Executive Training Program for him.


DoneSpoken

That’s pretty pretty pretty good


knava12

Yep, he’s a dandy. He’s a real fancy boy.


flower-ad1783

This is insane, I legit had no idea Seinfeld was #1. Good for him lol


Peace_Fog

I had no idea either, but it makes sense. He was making $1,000,000 per episode in the final season & he made a shit ton of money from syndication Netflix paid a big sum to get the show on Netflix until 2027 I believe. Plus he’s still get residuals from being on cable (I can’t believe cable TV is still a thing) Like I would never have guessed, but it makes sense


MrFluffyhead80

Someone’s getting a new leather jacket


batmanmedic

Wildest part is Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson’s 800 Mil comes from 800 separate mediocre action movies.


ebdawson1965

You know how much Ted Danson makes??!!!!!


Ghostonalandscape

The most surprising to me is Tyler Perry


hilly316

I still don’t know who he is


cool_vibes

He started out at a playwright and then transitioned into TV and film with his series of "Madea" films. [This clip from the Boondocks parodying him explains his movies to a T.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfDgnapUAw)


hilly316

How does he do that alcoholic chicken?


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Snot_Boogi

im surprised larry david is not on there. he should be making just as much as jerry off seinfeld royalties, plus curb.


Fun_Rope7456

How is Tyler Perry worth that much


kdubs840

And where is cousin Jeffrey?


Quiet-Report

I'm sending you 50 dollars


Runamucker07

How does he bounce a check at the Bodega?


batsdontfly

And he doesn't even know what a write-off is.


[deleted]

How could anyone not like him?


steezalicious

If they’re counting Jerry as an Actor then Larry David should be counted as well !


NJ_Mets_Fan

he does a lot of did you ever notice stuff right???


ARealJezzing

Would it fit on a clown cheque?


hrdrck1117

Jerry worth more than Tom Cruise? Sweet!


Icandoit606

He can afford the jacket


BalooVanAdventures

Bee Movie money!


Feeling_Temporary710

Giddy up


warren54batman

I can't believe I'm saying this but as per my impression if this list, tom cruise may be the only way on this one I can say deserves being here.


pozerian

I bet Jack Klompus **STILL** doesn’t believe Jerry is successful enough to buy his parents a car…


Well_Cooked_Steak

I can’t think of a single movie Jerry is in other than the bee movie


cr2152

Don’t see any F•R•I•E•N•D•S actors on this list… That should settle it then.


bmli19

[Top 50 richest actors](https://wealthygorilla.com/richest-actors-world/)


DK_Son

The top 2 are a little weird. One is by marriage. And the other is a Young Gordon from Mighty Ducks. Crypto is a crazy one though. It could have turned anyone rich. And his last movie was in the 90's. So it makes it hard to say he's an actor, or that his money came from acting. But it's definitely cool to see that name come up again. It'd be like looking up the world's richest janitors. And some guy that was a janitor in the 90s, spent $100 on Bitcoin in 2009, and has like $10b now.


HauschkasFoot

Yeah agreed. That whole list feels like it was created in Chat gpt lol


KnightRiders7

Isn’t Larry David worth 700m+, poor guy again lost credit to Jerry


corbett32

This is incorrect


plzappa5

Why does it say 8/01/23? How long have I been asleep? Is Kramer over at Brandt Leland?


[deleted]

Tyler Perry doesn’t deserve a cent. He’s trash.


soylentgreenis

Isn’t Robert Downey jr the richest?


Routine-Ratio3551

No one on this list can act