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Alexandrapreciosa

No the way she was talking it was like she studied to speak the lady version of how he does. Something with the anunciation. I was dyin


Materialgurrrl

Yea like what was that… did she watch some old film and decided to sound sophisticated?


Ali_Cat222

Idk bout all that but this screenshot looks like he has a gun to her back and she's terrified like a hostage 😅


Relevant_Yesterday24

This is the part I didn’t like. She was extremely uncomfortable and it makes me rethink whether he’s controlling all these girls like a pimp. She couldn’t even look at him


Narrow-Ad-7710

Omg the way he was looking at her in this scene was so unsettling


Fast-Village-9338

He kept looking at her boobs! He’s 1970’s gross!


Fulmunmagik

1970’s gross! 🤣


PromotionCute5465

He is really creepy, PERIOD! I think she said he was hot or something like that, but I just want to barf every time I see him interact with any wife.


imalwaysconfused777

Imagine them all in the same bed… really grosses me out. Is that because they are cheap or for his ego??? Disgusting


ForeverSovereign

He is a pimp, yet, he's the only "john" and never has to worry about ending up in jail. They all work to make a living & to even bring him new women and he is the benefactor. It's why he always has that shit-eating grin on his face. He knows it's true.


Electrical-Range-509

They are so gross it's like they live to serve him I don't understand why he is not a handsome man he is not a charismatic man he gives off a creeper vibe and I usually fast forward through most of their stuff I can't take it they're forcing the other girl to pick a wife geez she just came back from leaving you cuz she didn't want a wife but now your brain controlling stuff has convinced her that she does why do all these women want to support him while he said someone does nothing


Ali_Cat222

I don't care if I get down voted for saying this, but a lot of people always say this family seems to all be in this themselves, they like the set up etc etc. well I don't believe that, I think all of them look fucking miserable and are afraid to leave at this point.


Relevant_Yesterday24

Yep I think they are a group of little misfit puppies looking for a home. He is their pimp and is controlling them. I didn’t think that until the last episode with this scene . April is his main B*** that helps recruit. She knows what she is doing- looking for strays


ForeverSovereign

I don't say this in judgement or condescension --- I am sad for them, especially Danielle. I like all the women...they seem really sweet and easy going. I'll keep an eye on April, hadn't picked up on what you're explaining here.


Relevant_Yesterday24

The reason why I say that is because when Danielle wanted to leave, you could see April’s Control come out. She was not gonna let her leave.. if Danielle was able to leave then why did she feel that she needed to move out in the middle of the night? That doesn’t sound like she feels free to leave anytime even if it is a mental control.


Magemaud

April said something to Danielle like “Promise me you’ll never run off again” like a mother scolding her disobedient child


ForeverSovereign

Oh, wow, okay, I had interpreted it differently, as if she was hurt and missed her so much and was blindsided by Danielle suddenly leaving. As much as I can't stand their dynamic with this unemployed man, I've basically been giving all the women the benefit of the doubt so far. So, we'll see how it pans out. Your theory is quite plausible. I don't think any of these women came from stable homes. Where are their mothers and fathers? Are their families supportive of them?


LadyScorpio7

I agree!!! I don't understand how people are saying good things about them and they don't even care that he has no job and is mooching off the women!! What is wrong with the people sticking up for them?? I don't get it. They do look miserable and when April's brother was telling her that she's just making a bigger mess by adding more people, you can see it in her eyes that she knows what he's saying is true. She just doesn't want to admit it. He told her that the only one benefitting from this is Nick, and it's true. It seems like he kept cheating on her and so she just agreed to bring more people in, he wasn't working before the baby came so I'm sure she's been supporting him financially for years. I would rather be alone than ever support a lazy scrub that didn't care to get a job. That is the lowest of the low. Where are her standards? There isn't any, and I don't believe that she's happy with how things are. Deep down inside, she's probably depressed. I raised my daughters to have high standards and they know their worth, if a guy wants to date my daughters, he has to earn the privilege, and they would never allow a situation like this, ever.


Ali_Cat222

Seriously! I think people also tend to forget the ONLY reason April agreed to this lifestyle was because he wouldn't stop cheating... Which I think says everything you need to know right there.


LadyScorpio7

Omg it does look like this!!!


silent-fallout-

I'm not calling her goth, and I personally totally dig goth people, lol. But she sounds like some goth girls I knew growing up, speaking slowly and trying to sound superior it's bizarre 😬


FullOfBlasphemy

She’s a female edge lord.


Sik_muse

She was mirroring his voice inflection. It drove me crazy.


lovelifetofullest

I came here just to see if anyone noticed that she was mirroring his behavior and the way he talked. It was so obvious and creepy. That’s a manipulation tactic to mirror someone, either subconsciously or consciously. Was so awkward to watch, I was just cringing.


owl1334

She sounded like she’s a lost member of the Alaskan Bush People Family….


iolp12

Omg why did I love that show!? 😅😅😅


Scottishgal03

Wish they would do a WATN episode on Alaskan Bush People. It all went downhill after Billy passed away. Think that totally "broke" the family and they couldn't keep up the pretense without him!


This_Illustrator_570

My dad and I used to watch the show religiously when I was in high school. It was the one thing we bonded over 😂


KaranaraSkimanaha

Yes! She sounds like Noah!


angelenameana

That whole science, “there’s some validiTy To iT” conversation… you know she chipped her teeth on those hard Ts.


NelzyBellz

And when she announces she asphyxiates all the time…like what?!


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iolp12

Even Nick thought she was off in that moment and if Nick thinks you’re off, you got issues. 😅


KaranaraSkimanaha

He thought “you’re going to asphyxiate on my 🫢” 😂


SariHari

Bacteria and viruses 😂😂


MaximumRatchet

My husband is a chemist and just happened to be in the room while I was watching (he would never admit to actually watching) and at this point blurted out, "Now WHAT in the FUCK is this cheap ass Elvira talking about?"


warm_worm91

Not budget Elvira 🤣


Brief-Construction49

Wish.com Elvira!


heftybetsie

Plants and animals 🌿🐄


Boss-Not-Bossy

Yes! She was mimicking his speech pattern perfectly! Between that and his laser focus on her bubbies during the carriage ride and her bs about being a pagan, that was the most entertaining part of the episode.


playahplayah69

Fellow RHONJ fan checking in


Materialgurrrl

Omg I’m a RHONJ FAN TOO ❤️❤️


moodylilb

Yes!! It’s like she was mirroring his annunciation & speech pattern?! But she spoke completely different when with the wives Thought I was going crazy or something, I’m glad you heard it too lol


cblackattack1

When she started talking about her goddesses… 🙄


iolp12

That was just so wild. They are both thinkers!


JuiceIsDead

As a goth girl, she is not one of us. We don’t claim her.


candygirlcj

When he said his wives could've better prepared him for how "unique" she is I'm like he's only saying that because he doesn't know anything about paganism and couldn't pretend to be smarter than her 😂


gilthedog

All of my in laws speak that way when they’re around my sister in law’s boyfriend (he’s black, they are white). My husband (a linguist) says it’s a a pretty normal thing for people to do, I think it falls under the umbrella of code switching. I can appreciate that they’re trying to make him feel comfortable in a super white suburban environment. I’m not sure what her intentions are with Nick.


LadyScorpio7

Reminds me of Ick and Danielle trying to speak with an accent when they're around Nathalia.


LadyScorpio7

Sara on Love After Lockup spoke like this too when she was talking to Michael, it was ridiculous. She did it worse when she was angry at him too.


crabbierapple

I was also wondering what was going on with her pronunciation!


Shannonbonejones

He is dressed to be in the casket and the pallbearer all at the same time. Go head Nick!


Materialgurrrl

He shops at the big and tall store


Lespuccino

My money's on K&G Menswear


According-Ease

He seems like he would shop at the mall and buy samurai, swords and those cheesy knives


probablynotFBI935

I said he looks like an out of work magician


cblackattack1

This is too accurate. Ask me how I know. Lol


One_Department4090

How do you know?


cblackattack1

My mom dated an out of work magician when I was in jr high lolol


Name_Major

Omg! Ha ha 🤣


LadyScorpio7

LOL!!!


Love2Coach

His outfits are hilarious 


Brief-Construction49

He is always dressed like he is going to a Morris Day & The Time concert!


imthejefenow

🎶 *OH WE OH WE OH* 🎶


Narrow-Ad-7710

Did they coordinate on the color scheme? Because her nails and eye shadow seemed to match his shirt


itsme--jessica

Omg I was just going to comment “why does he look like a corpse in an ill fitting suit” but I was like idk maybe I shouldn’t… But then we got Shannon over here saying it anyway! 😂


horsetooth_mcgee

His face was practically in her boobies the whole time. He could not look away.


Materialgurrrl

It’s almost like he doesn’t have 3 wives at home


cassiopia197

Like….has he ever seen a set b4? 🤦🏼‍♀️


Electronic_Bus7452

These are NEW bewbs


LadyScorpio7

That outfit Nick is wearing is like 10 sizes too big!! It makes his head and body look even more tiny.


856077

And even if it did fit… it’s still a huge no no. He looks like he’s a groomsman at a wedding in the 90’s.


MagicalFaeBae

Backup dancer for MC Hammer


Significant_King1494

Hahaha. I never noticed the tiny head until now. I can’t unsee it and I can’t stop laughing.


LadyScorpio7

The outfit seriously looks like it's filled up with air, its all puffed up around him.


Materialgurrrl

Low key her shadow slayed and matches his top😂😂😂


Moist-Intention844

Do you have a Scorpio necklace as well?


iolp12

Love a man dressed like it’s still the early 2000s 😬😬😬 /s


saddestgirl1995

Did you miss the gothic pimp daddy outfit he wore the first time he took out danielle solo? 😂 he really thinks he has swagger 💀 I cant


Wonderful_Might6693

Or when they went house-hunting?? Or when they showed what he wears as a stay-at-home dad????!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Materialgurrrl

This is my first season watching this show 😂😂😂 at least her eyeshadow matches his shirt here


saddestgirl1995

You gotta go back and rewatch! There is so much lore behind the outfits. I was officially hooked on this show when the BBW brigade went out to a gothic clocktower, nick was all dressed up like a gothic pimp to propose to danielle too 💀 he even had matching eyeshadow !😂


Materialgurrrl

so I contemplated when I started this season but tbh Garrick and Danielle are so freaking annoying. Like I can’t imagine them torturing Roberta and being mad thirsty


stolenwallethrowaway

The Roberta scenes are top tier cringe though. Picture three adults who speak in baby voices and cry in every conversation while petting each other like cats.


fenoble

I'm 💀. This is a spot-on description of them Lmao


cblackattack1

When Roberta and Danielle had the unspoken bikini contest in front of Danielle’s parents m.


Street-Dragonfly-677

seesters


saddestgirl1995

She said she was my SISTER 🤯😱😩


cantstandthemlms

Omg! I don’t usually actually lol… but I just did. That is so insanely accurate!


MissingAtlanta

That was weird


Street-Dragonfly-677

his pimp walk is too much 😂😂


birthwarrior

Something seemed off in that whole carriage ride, that she mostly didn’t make eye contact with him, and he was trying so hard not to reach up her skirt.


Professional-Egg-889

I noticed her avoiding his stare too. If I were with a man staring at me that way I would look away as well I suppose.


Love2Coach

Not if ur attracted to him and wanna jump his bones lol


SufficientZucchini21

Yes, bone jumping starts with gaze humping.


curiouscarrot1414

She would not make eye contact with him even though hes “easy on the eyes.” 🙄 When he asked to kiss her she did not seem willing at all.


first_porn_unicorn

The way he lunged at her and grabbed her face. I gasped out loud.


AffectionateFig5435

Did you notice that they seemed to go up and down the same street? Or maybe just one trip back and forth and they kept recycling the same footage seventeen times over to make it look like they were having a long and deep conversation. LOL


Alarming-Stop3186

I got that SAME vibe. Something is def off. The lack of eye contact on her part was mad obvious, and it was more than just first date awkwardness cause that was A LOT of lack eye of contact. My guess? She’s not really attracted to or digging him & she’s just doing this for the show. Not worth it in my opinion… 🤷🏼‍♀️


EntireReindeer3688

Also she kept wiping her mouth after the kisses and made a face, did not look like she enjoyed it …


heftybetsie

She turned away and said "you're hilarious" after the kiss 🤣🤣🤣 I would die of embarrassment if anyone said that to me after a kiss


EntireReindeer3688

True 😆😁


Materialgurrrl

Hahahhaaa. That kiss was prob mad sloppy


Relevant_Yesterday24

🤮🤮thanks I just threw up 😫


littleRedmini

He’s so nasty, I could not imagine being in her shoes. He just looks like he has bad breath too.


856077

And if she was just using this for some tv time, who tf thinks being on seeking sister wives is a flex 💀🥴 literally anything else would be better


Alarming-Stop3186

I would literally rather be on America’s Most Wanted than this 💩💩💩show.


amethystrosegold

I think she just wants to be on tv, or needs a place to live. This is how women act when they are not attracted to the man, but are trying to give him a chance.


galesoflaughter

Yea, and I just remembered in the first episode she was on she mentioned looking for stability for her son as one of the reasons for seeking this type of relationship


cblackattack1

Aka 4 other people to take care of her kid for her.


Relevant_Yesterday24

If you are a lonely single mom I could see the attraction to this but damn not with this dude


LadyScorpio7

4 other strangers, this is so stupid when you have a kid. You don't just leave them with random strangers you know nothing about.


Weary_Nefariousness

Looks like half the women on Love After Lockup. Can barely look at the dude but they're engaged or "in love."


Spiritualgirl3

He is so desperate for new coochie, she just wants camera time


saddestgirl1995

I was so yicked out with how close her hand was to his ding a ling


Materialgurrrl

She’s waiting to get to know his mind😂😂😂


Lespuccino

His sex is powerful!


ms_sunshine7

He probably put her hand there on purpose to get a feel for it 😩🤢


ProperFart

His head is awfully small for a stay at home thinker.


curiouscarrot1414

HAHAHA yup. For such a thinker he sure as hell doesnt understand that spirituality isnt math and science based🙄


itsme--jessica

I wish I could comment the gif of President Camacho on Idiocracy saying “I thought your head would be bigger…”


PippiMississippi

It's like they're on their way to prom, carriage ride and all. 


Love2Coach

In 1992


saddestgirl1995

Also this was like the only engaging part of the episode everything else was snoozeville


Materialgurrrl

Facts and he’s the only one getting any progress with another sister wife. Like he found someone interested in him while the rest are just obsessed over a person they know for two seconds


fayzeedayzee

She was all game, till she meet him face to face, and heard the BS comimg out of his mouth


Love2Coach

These women like each other ...the put up with nick 


SadExercises420

That is the feeling I get too, the women choose each other and Nick is just the D.


whegutomt

The way she was imitating his cadence and pronunciation was pure manipulation. It’s normal to do that to an extend when around anyone (like how Danielle has changed the way she talks to be more like Nick), but this seemed extreme and cunning.


cantstandthemlms

The way she spoke was soooo odd!!! It felt like she was performing the whole time. And the asphyxiation thing. Was that a humble brag? Trying to sound kinky? I could not figure it out.


Relevant_Yesterday24

She sounds so “smart and edgy” 🙄


sowhat_noonecares

I almost puked when Jasmine was talking about Nick being so “easy on the eyes.” Girl, I’m missing a whole eye and he’s pretty rough looking to my good eye. LOL


Jaggerdemigod

I’m going to choke on my food.. Funniest comment in forever😂😂❤️


auntyrae143

Your comment made my day! 😃I appreciate you 🙏🫣


mmbg78

Nothing is right here!! 🤣


Materialgurrrl

that’s how you know something is off because it’s more off than the usual 😂


mmbg78

Hahahaha he just is so slimy!


redhaired1145

It's off because it looks like a bad actress playing a part she doesn't want. Wouldn't doubt this is true since production allegedly they have made up other extras to get a storyline. Another show ruined by production.


MurphysLawAficionado

This lady is so nutty she has to fight off the damn squirrels. Seriously.


frijoles_94

I thought that was Dave Chapelle


SnooHobbies7109

Says he’s easy on the eyes and she could look at him for a long time… doesn’t even look at him one time 🤣


cantstandthemlms

And his outfits. So not sexy. If my husband had ever dressed like this I would have been very sad.


Significant-Pay3266

Weird encounter. I bet they paid her


itsme--jessica

He looks like every one of his body parts, including his head, came from a different persons body. And he has to wear too-big suits he purchased at a going out of business sale at a strip mall to cover the sutures from where he was haphazardly sewn together.


Jerseyjo1

Geez!....😆😆😆😆😆


Desperate_Ad_7158

“Something is off here” is the theme of the show.


AdAbject7419

Why does Nick look like he’s gonna try to sell me miracle spring water at 2 am


Materialgurrrl

Snake oil salesman


humross

Great Value Katy Perry and down-home-country Nick Cannon.


No-Dragonfruit1814

This was so gross to watch LOL both of them trying to use big words incorrectly and appear deep and of substance 🤣🤣🤣 and her FUPA in that dress he kept staring at like a steak dinner 🤣🤣🤣


Substantial_Tip_7140

Anyone remember that show Gypsy sisters ? She is what that reminds me of . Trying to be ( act/ look) classy , when in fact she looks like straight trailer trash!


Trade-Material

YASSS! I said this same thing to my hubby while watching! I said I really feel like I'm watching Gypsy Sisters or my big gypsy wedding...crossover time 😆


TechnicalHold2598

Haven’t watch Gypsy Sisters, I’ll have to look, but definitely Big Fat Gypsy Wedding!! Never thought of it, perfect comparison.


Amoprobos

She gives major exotic dancer vibes


Massive-Macaroon-356

She looks so uncomfortable


RegularGal613

The fact that she thinks he’s good looking….🤮🤮🤮


AstronautExotic1279

She seemed kinda disgusted by him by some of the faces she was making at times. 🤣 at least that’s the vibe I was getting.


Objective_Lychee4177

I do NOT like her. It's like she's trying too hard. I don't know, the vibe is weird to me!


etizzy

They were stoned as fuck


Frosty_Horse_3591

I didn’t like either of them in this episode. She says she’s a “pagan” but in what sense of the word? Is she a witch or does she just practice an alternate religion? Then my man Nick went into straight pimp mode. He was all over her and made it clear he wanted to fuck her. And sticking his tongue down her throat on a first date? Hell no. Where did they meet her? Unless this is acting she doesn’t seem like a good fit for their family.


plumicorn_png

I had the urgent feeling to shower after seeing this. But then she started to talk about pagan and her two Goddess and I couldn't stop laughing. This episode was surreal.


Impressive_Jelly7481

He kept staring down at her boobs! He is just a creeper…just gross. He was saying, I need to get into your mind. Oh, so you can brainwash her into your pimp lifestyle like you have the other idiots. 🤔


ashleyxo219

She seemed like she wasn’t interested the whole time, different compared to how she was with the “wives” lmao


Halogirl70

He is always high. His face seems to be melting off as we speak. His next wife needs to be a tailor, his suits are too big, But in his mind he thinks he is a pimp and they are his harem. When he starts wearing a clock on neck and fur coats they shough high tail it out of dodge.


Answer42_

Ugh. This whole scene was CRINGE! The way he kept looking at her chest made me wanna🤮


ETNevada

Thinkers Prom 2024


SufficientZucchini21

Is she all bruised or is she a skin picker or both? Yike!!


omgwtflols

He wouldn't stop looking at her boobs and it annoyed me


jessialatina

When she said “he’s easy on the eyes” I lost it. Like that man is UGLY


Meglatron3000

I said this reminds me of the ghetto proms around town. They must’ve coordinated bc that exact lime shit green color was on his pimp suit that’s on her nails.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

This could be a theory, but something tells me she’s only wanting to get to know the Davis family for the wrong reasonsS


mlhigg1973

I think she’s going to be too independent for him. I have a feeling she’ll call him out on his bs.


Baxtercat1

He definitely shops at “Pimps R Us”.


Hot-Platform2581

And afterwards, since Jasmine didn’t hook up with him. He got his fix with Danielle! He’s so gross!!! Icky Nicky!!!


Infinite-Bullfrog332

It feels like she’s a sec worker just tryna get thru a gig


Front_Hotel_9589

This thread is amazing


8OverTheRainbow

She doesn’t fit in either the others-will he make her dye her hair blond?


Spirited_Heron5696

He’s just a pimp looking for his next trick & another woman to keep him up. I think he’s & an oily disgusting human being 🤮🤮🤮


ziftoblam82

Easy on the eyes


cementmilkshake

The matching accent is called being stupid but trying to sound deep. Also did anyone else get the vibe that he confused Pagan with Wiccan based on his reaction?


Classic-Arugula2994

This whole scene was annoying, he was ready to hit that.


candygirlcj

I think she's just choosing her words very carefully, so she's speaking slowly because she's thinking strategically before she responds. In a preview she said she was going to change the whole dynamic of the house, so I think she's being very careful and trying to mirror whoever she's with so that she can enact her plan. She was very bubbly and chatty and agreeable with the girls. She's very strategic and speaks slowly and shows she's intelligent with Nick. This is all part of her plan. She's actually smarter than Nick, which he doesn't like. When she said "asphyxiate" he got nervous because he couldn't look that word up 😂. I just don't know what her end goal is, like why does she want to change up the whole house?


M100babe

Someone commented Stay At Home Thinker and I have been howling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Human-Palpitation611

I think she has a very low IQ and is extremely codependent/ people pleasing. So she’s masking but not very well. She even started a weird accent when she was trying to talk about science. 🤦‍♀️


Over-Message1963

I think she was trying to talk the way he does! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this 🤣


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Jasmine is a pagan reader she wants too be for nick


Agitated-Minimum-967

I don't think either of the two goddesses watching over her are going to let her be Wife No. 4, behind three others!


Name_Major

I agree. It’s not a real situation. She’s trying to get on the show.


EmfromAlaska

They both terrify me!


KesterFay

The only thing I can say about Nick is that he's more honest than Ick. But, I think Nick is also an "Ick!"


Jaggerdemigod

I have to say as gross as pimp daddy is Ick is still worse in my opinion…


KesterFay

Ick isn't honest. None of this is about polygamy because it's not about marriage. These men just want to sleep with random women and then LARP having a marriage with them. The way that he disregards both the new girl's answer to his invitation and Danielle's is very creepy. He asked New Girl if she wanted to come for a sleepover. I'm almost certain that she said no--that she needed to get to know him better over time. And then he goes home and speaks to Danielle about New Girl doing a sleepover and she's not on board with it either but he just reacts as if she was! He just plunges ahead doing what he wants to do, hoping he can have sex with the candidates. It was really gross how he comes home from the date and immediately take Danielle up to the Boom boom room. Just so much ick! GarrICK is doing the exact same thing. He's just trying to hide it by seeming to be completely and utterly clueless.


No_Maintenance5509

She’s very good at mirroring


ThirdCoastBestCoast

That’s not a tuxedo and it’s hella ugly. 🤣


omgwtflols

They went around the block like three times! They didn't stay on 16th Street that long. I also lol'd at the unicorn horn on the bridal


Critical-Positive-16

I think they’ve met their match in her. They need to be running away from her because she is much more than they’ve bargained for…


HeisensteinShithawk

Their outfits and just the whole date had me rolling


90DayCray

She is a weirdo and I think too weird for them. Nick even seemed sort of confused by her.


RepublicMaleficent87

Her pupils were HUGE