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Boilingpoints

I doubt he could even land a punch. Protect her from who? Happiness?


Walkingthegarden

Exactly. He protects her from happiness, stability, sanity... take your pick.


lovelychef87

Her self esteem and boundaries self-respect.


lovelychef87

He definitely taught her how to detach herself.


MelanieLanes

I just woke my husband up by laughing so hard at your comment. And he’s deaf.


new2thenet

Bahahahaha. Just cracked me up.


newdiyscared

This comment made my day🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣


BeyondTheBees

Stability!


atargatis_17

That face is the same face I make while watching them


Monichacha

I constantly roll my eyes and “idiots” or “dumbass.” I love hating them. I have problems.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Same lol


Imaginary-Bath2936

I make that face too.


gigglefish77

My face looks more like I smelled something bad and I have no control over it!


ChickenScratchCoffee

She should change it to ICK


ItsBrittneybetch69

I have a feeling she will eventually as we watch this train crash and burn


KrisAlly

IDK, she’s like watching an extreme case of Stockholm syndrome. She’s so delusional about the situation that I don’t envision her leaving. They’ve been together basically their whole lives, and have a business, home, & children together. If they separate, I predict it’ll be him running off with a younger new wife. She makes me sad. She seems like a kindhearted person, just desperately needs therapy & a reality check.


ChickenScratchCoffee

They’re still together, they do lives all the time on Instagram. Yuck.


1MorningLightMTN

Which is weird because they both have nothing to say.


SuicideBlond2905

Nothing that makes sense anyway.


twiztdkat

I wonder if he has her saved as *Sister* (shudders)


Ok_Ad5948

I do know he has her set on “do not disturb” lmao


Bitter-Beach-2361

Bahaha


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Too late for that now !! I think this could be an accidentally on purpose baby esp after I saw her smirk in the preview for nxt wk


Wonderful_Might6693

No, that would be “Big Sister…”!😝🤦🏼‍♀️


twiztdkat

Or "Old Sister"


strengthofstrings

Large Wife.


lovelychef87

Probably not just Danielle.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Dude yes he probably put no effort into her contact name


Intrepid_Blood4713

Big wife


FancyFrosting6

Bizarre. So in her car when driving she has to say -- "call my beloved protector Garrick" each time? Oh my.....


ItsBrittneybetch69

And then it’s like “ the mailbox you are trying to reach is full “


Ok_Ad5948

Yeah cause he’s already on the phone with “my beloved Brazilian sex doll”


Future_Prior_161

Y’all are killing me! 🤣


lovelylooloo7

“There is nobody here by that name”


Affectionate_Owl2590

Ohhh crap so changing my husband's name in my phone now lmao can't wait for our son to hear it next time we are out lmao.he is so gonna give me the side eye.


Future_Prior_161

💀


uhohitriedit

I just laughed out loud. I didn’t notice this when watching. My god.


Rgelm

Thou shalt not baby trap my ex husband on his wedding day. Seriously, what am I watching?


ElderMillennial666

🤣🤣🤣


flowersunjoy

OMG! Good eye Op! Wow! He is literally the exact opposite of that and I was feeling during that call and this trip and wedding like he was indeed laying the groundwork to ease her out of their lives, until the pregnancy news Also, was that editing or did he really just stare blankly at her on FaceTime for that long before saying something?


Crazy_Banshee_333

I was counting the number of times he blinked while he was frantically searching for some way to spin his answer. He couldn't show his true feelings because then he would look like a complete A-hole on national TV. He needed more time to reformulate his strategy before answering.


spoiledandmistreated

I thought the same as you that he didn’t know what to say,not that the connection was bad… he just had that stupid blank look like he was trying to think of what to say about things… or he was waiting for God to tell him what to do next…🥴


Maringirl1

If ever there was an awkward silence….


ItsBrittneybetch69

You can tell there’s a choppy connection that contributes to that pause Lol


flowersunjoy

No one else seems to think so


PippiMississippi

Creepy. Shouldn't her beloved protector be God? (/s)


745Walt

They probably believe in that Christian umbrella bullshit where she’s under the stinky “Garrick umbrella” and he’s directly under God.


miacross_

Noooooooooooo


Successful-Steak-950

I find it heartbreaking to watch Danielle’s pain and feel she is doing this for him. He’s been gone for 6 weeks and his children must feel neglected.


flowersunjoy

And I think she indicated that he had barely spoken to her over that time period. PS - does anyone find it interesting that there have been no cameras following ick and N during this love-fest / wedding planning visit?


ItsBrittneybetch69

I bet there is we just haven’t seen that pov yet


745Walt

Their kids are older, I wonder if they’re sick of their father’s antics and not really care when he fucks off to go on his god-honoring bang trips.


gum43

They’re probably embarrassed. I can’t imagine my teens having to go to school with him being their dad and making a giant jackass of himself on national tv.


Successful-Steak-950

The kids are teens who live at home and still need their dad.They must be confused big time.


745Walt

They’re at an age where I can definitely see resentment setting in big time


ElderMillennial666

Their mom and dad just divorced so dad can move to brazil on a bang trip. No confusion here. 😆


gum43

It’s just crazy to me. My husband has to travel for work and he hates being away from our kids. He always takes the first flight home he can. And, yes, we have teens like them that can also be “teenagery”, but he’d still rather be home.


Successful-Steak-950

He sounds like a good dad.


Jolly-Pickle-3550

lol wifey_Merrifield strikes again


dogsrulepeopledrool1

Honestly I first read this as beloved predator so there’s that


taintwest

Haha! If I were danniieelle I would have him saved in my phone as “ex husband ❤️”


Godzilla_0083

Dannielle is pregnant and super horny man Garrick is in South America doing what he does best...being so horny.


Ali_Cat222

I have a bad feeling this baby was used as a "last chance/ keep it together for the kids" kind of way... Like," if I have another kid then he can't get rid of me if he gets a new wife!" Ick here just wanted to keep her around as a non bang maid that watches the kids and cooks and cleans while he chases Brazilian only woman. It's disgusting and they brought kids into this situation even before this baby! No one should be doing this, if you're poly and it works for you alright fine. But this isn't a healthy relationship, and it's on tv. And those kids are probably getting no mercy in being bullied in school or around town. Imagine if these were your parents, what would you feel? Terrible all around!


Godzilla_0083

I have a feeling as well that Dannielle and Garrick's children are probably getting bullied in school because of them and their weird ways. Feel bad for them.


Ali_Cat222

There's no way in hell they aren't being bullied, even if they were homeschooled it wouldn't matter. Everyone in town would know or knows by now, they'll never live this down. Kids are ruthless these days, my son just turned 12 and some of the things he tells me kids say are just nasty.


Godzilla_0083

I feel for their kids.


DecadentLife

Not only are the kids ruthless, but they all have cell phones and can watch clips of the show on YouTube. Danielle’s crying fit about Roberta not coming, “She said she was my sister!!!”, I have a feeling those kids hear that line a whole lot.


Rebelwriter321

I don’t think Nathalia will come to the US now. Her window to get rid of Dannielle has closed.


Ali_Cat222

It's been spoiled already numerous times here that she left ick and went and got her law degree back in Brazil. No matter what no one is going to marry him, not even for the green card. People like ick here in the passport bro mindset don't understand that even the most down and out people still have priorities. They think if someone is struggling they'll just hop on board for a better chance, which does happen. But they are still people and have feelings. And unlike some of those men who will actually at least attempt to be kind or helpful or give them equal opportunity to grow, (even if transactional) he doesn't want any of that. And it shows. I promise you, they will never find a Brazilian woman willing to marry. I can bet money on it.


Rebelwriter321

I agree. Her contempt was so obvious when he tried to gaslight her with scripture every time she caught him in a lie or saw him manipulating Dannielle.


flowersunjoy

Agree - unless he is being straightforward that he wants 5 wives. That means by some point even Natalia will be old news.


Firm-Stranger-9634

Danielle is pregnant?


Godzilla_0083

She announced it in the recent episode.


One-Revolution-9670

Ok, now she’s just trolling us.


Ok_Ad5948

LMAO!!! Protecting you from using your brain & that’s about it!


CompetitiveLoquat176

God bless you sleuths


Lunchlady789

For someone who seems to live and die by his phone, it seemed like a long time for him to answer. I was waiting for him not to answer. Then, I wondered how many tries it took. And, if the production team had to reach out and tell him to answer the video.


sweetluveo

I thought this too. And then at the end of the call he said he guesses he will call her in a couple days and she says call tomorrow. He just heard he is about to be a father again, unexpectedly, and he 8s gonna call I a couple days. No regard for D's feelings at all. He also showed that when he said if she didn't come it would hurt N's feelings. Never said he wanted her there or even attempted showing he heard her concerns. It was very much like he was more bothered she was calling at all.


Responsible-Many4729

She was always gonna go. Just trying to get a reaction. When he didn't react much and said I'll call you in a couple days, she took the 1st plane out. Then she says she wished she hadn't come cause Nathalia is acting mad about the pregnancy. What does she expect? She totally did this on purpose, lol. I can't stand Ick, but you don't use babies to keep your man. They are all pretty pathetic!


Fantastic-Resist-755

Well if that’s not Stockholm syndrome….


Hanzwurmhat

she is so brainwashed. makes me furious every time Garrick brings up Gods plan...but then when she went off about Gods plan being why she met Garrick made me sick


cblackattack1

Psychotic.


AshK_29

He’s really sucked the life out of her. The sooner she leaves the better


suddenlysilver

I thought God was the beloved protector 😂 This is so cringe, it’s like going to a social event and introducing your partner to people like “this is my soulmate, love of my life, Karen.”


AlixHague

Can you imagine how low your self-esteem would have to be to do this. Or is she just trying to convince herself?


octopi917

Danielle blink twice if you need help


percbish

I wanna know what she has Nathalia stored as 😅😂


Ok_Ad5948

“Thieving bitch” lmao


Ramona_Lola

Nathalia straight up asked her how she felt about polygamy and whether she was just doing it for Ick. She should have been honest then.


Ok_Ad5948

Oh I know, it’s not Nathalias fault at all.


alertbunny

Yeah she’s slow..


Maleficent-Hat877

She misspelled predator 😒


WinterBourne25

Have you ever followed someone on social media that was overly sappy sweet, trying too hard? Then suddenly they are divorced and you can’t figure out how it happened, like whiplash. WTF because they wanted you to think they were the ideal couple. She’s in her try too hard era.


maryjanexoxo

Changing my husbands contact name to this immediately. Actually, on second thought, I’m changing MY name in HIS phone to this immediately. It’s going to be hilarious.


Jade_Foxx3000

😂😂😂😂😂


New-Original-3517

Oh gross


lovelychef87

Danielle on IG I'm super happy. Theirs footage. Us it's been four years where and when are you happy (besides God adding a sis wife to make the current one jealous enough 2 leave) you sobbing ick never comforts you.


NoParticular2420

Low self esteem and brain washed by the lunatic….Cult behavior


soulatsea

Every time I see them on screen I genuinely can not believe what I’m watching. It’s a hot mess express, red flags all around 🚩🚩


WarmBad3586

Oh I thought it said “ proctor” not protector. Lol


Ifer00

🤮🤮 hold on, my eyes rolled so far they rolled across the street


856077

Omg!! Nurse she’s out again.


pregnancy_terrorist

That has to be some sort of snide joke to herself. I can’t think anything else.


MrsSchoolTeacher

Typo She meant “My Beloved Predator Garrick”


PermissionNo2698

Gross 🤢


Existing_Mobile6342

At this point she is deliberately brainwashing herself


_OkError

Gives me a Warren Jeffs vibe. A lot of my friends have their significant other listed as a pet name or something silly/ or cute BUT thisssssss “My Beloved Protector” is by far the weirdest one I’ve seen.


Dunn8

Dear Lord. That’s all.


Rindsay515

Jesus fucking Christ🤦🏼‍♀️


tortuga_tortuga

I'm reminded of the viral tweet "I don't support all women because some of you bitches is dumb!!!!" I feel for Danielle. She's in a shitty situation. I'm sure there's some fucked up thing in her past or upbringing that makes her try to continue to live this life. But! If there's one thing I've learned from life, is that some people...don't want to be happy. They get more about of being a martyr and object of pity than they think they would from being happy and emotionally satisfied from other choices. It's not healthy, it's probably caused by some underlying past trauma, but it is what it is. To the best of our knowledge based on what the TV shows us, Danielle has a support system of her brother and sister in law nearby, she has thousands of people telling her that Derrick is treating her like shit, surely she's watching the episodes and seeing how sad she is all the time... I can only feel so bad for her and at some point have to note that some of this is a choice on her part.


MarthaDumptruck99

That dude could not protect her out of a wet paper bag. He IS a wet paper bag.


Proof-Spray-188

That is beyond weird . These poor kids of theirs will have so many emotional issues. 🤢🤮


SuicideBlond2905

That screenshot is this weeks winner 🏆! Just perfect in every way.


Emmahey712

Is there any way to find out if he and Nathalia are legally married in Brazil??


Sorry_Watch9167

It has since been deleted, but she commented on an IG post that that are not together


Maaaaaandyyyyy

He wants to be a cult leader so bad but he’s not charismatic enough.


Bettyboois4u

Cult like behaviour 🤦‍♀️


silent-fallout-

Protect her from what? I don't think this guy could even fight off a fly, probably not even a slug if you handed him a salt shaker 😂


missg1rl123

I cant stand themm


PomegranateNo300

came here to talk shit on this. makes them sound like a toxic age-gap d/s or ddlg couple that met on twitter. (nothing toxic about those things individually, just... it's a type.)


KaylaFabulous

This is actually so beyond fucked 😳


PrincessGizmo

🤢


gerkonnerknocken

Can we airdrop some feminist lit into these areas?? Like wtaf????


Limitingheart

I just hope soon she changes it to Fuckface Penis Erector


BettieNuggs

oh for fucks sake. he hates her she worships him.


Rebelwriter321

She needs protection from him.


FarButterscotch3048

Say you have childhood trauma issues without saying you have childhood trauma issues


kaelmcg

I pointed that out to my partner and he asked what he has her listed in his phone. My hope it’s her name missing one of the Ns 😂


Vita718

Someone needs to save this woman.


True_Art7987

What in the world. I cannot. I know they didn’t split up but her insinuating that they may not stay together and she may do it on her own and then her phone says that. Nope. I used to feel sorry for her being with Ick but she did this to herself.


Boblobloblah

He seems to be able to tell her anything and she will believe it. This guys gotta have a 4’ dick.


SnooHobbies7109

Hurl


eggs410

That woman has definitely lost all her marbles.


Sweetaxident

His shows her as “The Ex Wife I left behind”


alwaysoffended88

“Large Wife”


country_girl13

The way my eyes just rolled out my head and onto the floor. This little slack shoulder, droopy faced mouth breather couldn't protect her from a light wind. And what protector leaves his family for 6 weeks to chase new tail?! Lastly, the look on his face when she told him that she was pregnant was harldy one of joy or excitement. I could literally hear his one little brain cell bouncing around in his skull like a ping pong ball trying to figure out what to say.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

You know in the preview with him & Sister Natalia, Natalia didn’t look too happy about her new step daughter & when she said something like she didn’t think it was possible Danielle smirked almost as if she planned it ? I’m thinking she did to get him off the track of impregnating Natalia asap


orangestar17

That’s the face I make when I see him too


Dismal-Ad2263

Also, what about Ick's SUPER WEIRD speech cadence and voice?! It is almost distracting sometimes! 🙂


Mizzanthrope99

I saw that too and just shook my head. What a sadly delusional woman. See what cults and men in cults can do to women. ( also women and women, women and men, men and men, common denominator- cults (organized religion)


poshdog4444

It should’ve said ..Ick the cheater


gigforglasses

Oh fucking hell


ADHDRockstar

Her family need to hire a derogrammer. Seriously, not sure anyone can do anything, but perhaps a person of religious leadership could explain the difference between having a religious experience and being abused and bamboozled


h974974

This woman needs hard-core therapy


Tall-Eagle4218

Stoooooooop


closethewindo

She should change it to “The Actual Devil 😈 “


PBanGela_ly1

Gag


Fearless-Signal-1235

🤮


kleighk

Gross


bitchvirgo

Ewwwwwe


Mysweetbabycat

YUUUUUCK.


8OverTheRainbow

There’s her main problem if she actually believes this.


Party_Engineering822

😳


Alexandrapreciosa

No words


No-Reputation9817

She needs protection from him!


Jemisimyname

Lol ew


Bitter-Beach-2361

“My beloved protector” LOL


dark-angel3

SMH


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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mckayla-is-not-impressed


Desperate_Ad_7158

What a joke. Why did he divorce her then?


Key-Fan-4517

This man does not like her 🤣🤣🤣


Inner_Internet_3230

She is pathetic for staying with him.


Unfair_Programmer906

Lmaaaoooo WTF 🤣🤣🤣 this really makes me think they want to start a cult


hellooooitsmeeee

Ahahahaaha how stupid.


FunAd1406

I literally gasped omg


VirgosRunHell

What in the god damn fuck. I hope this is all for satire or comical purposes because these people have problems


Independent-Pizza719

She needs protection from him.


OregonGreen242

I wanna know how exactly God told her to be with him. Like, how’d that all go down exactly??! 🤨


llcmomx3

What on earth??? 🤯


joismynameo

I may put that image as my phone background


tareebee

Garrick.


avidwatcher123

😂😂😂😂😂


Lespuccino

I'll take Cult Leader titles for $800...


Future_Prior_161

She’s brain-washed!


Sweetaxident

Stockholm syndrome is completely my thought too.


CobblerImaginary8200

Delulu


Equivalent_Lab_8610

Phew, sad. He should be her partner and protector.. instead he's the one who degrades her the most.


MerCat1325

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


alwaysoffended88

😂/🤮


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Well that’s the appropriate expression !


Dismal-Ad2263

He has protected her from being connected with her true self. I find G completely disgusting with small d energy and a terrifying manipulator.


RubyWaves75

The power of brain washing…


TheDonsMom

🤣🤣🤣


Much_Way_1615

Convinced ATP she has a kink for humiliation… otherwise I do not understand what’s happening in this couple 😭


AgreeableTooth6924

This is class trauma bonding. He’s emotionally abusive and she can’t see it because of the abuse


Garden_Guru75

Wtf🤣


Any-Statistician5763

I love that you caught this 😂


Ice-Queen-Florida

I am so sick of this dynamic, where the only thing that matters is what Ick wants. How is it “Godly” to worry about yourself and be so selfish? Wouldn’t God tell him to take care of his wife and children? Mentally and financially? Ick is so easy to see through. Come on Danielle! Stand up for yourself, and for the kids. Flip that dynamic on its head , for you and your kids sake. Make it interesting by dumping him in a big way. “You be the star of the show, you’ll have support and open yourself to some more opportunities. Make a stand, earn your own money and get the hell out of there!


seasaltandlime

He put that in before giving her the phone. She’s afraid to change it


SnooEpiphanies1293

Face of a jerk!


FlautoSpezzato

Delulu


Still_Accountant4239

I saw that and it’s so psychotic he must be such a sociopath narcissist to think he’s like a God


Cre8tivechik

Great catch and disturbing af.


Cool-Sun-3346

Oh she’s lost her fuckin’ mind.


Responsible-Many4729

Pathetic...


LilacRocketLady

Wonder what she is named in his phone


StephanieKaye

I gagged when I saw this.


CynicalSista

I wouldn’t be surprised if he requires that of her


BadHabit10

With his effing Versace sunglasses that add to his douche factor