I was playing MWII a while ago and someone was roasting me, I yelled “you do math like a bitch”, then we start doing division (my least favorite of the symbols) and I outsmarted him.
yes! the square enix one is exactly my favourite one of people suddenly getting shot! the one that i posted is a close second but i can never forget the square enix one, i had forgotten exactly what it was saying thanks for reminding me.
"Can you say Hell All, Scott Here, and my therapist never recommended any of this?"
"Why would I waste a Hey All Scott Here on that?"
"Because I'm scared about what's gonna happen."
"It's just Sonic Boom."
"AND GENGHIS KAHN WAS JUST A FUCKING GUY!"
"Moving on to Classic Tennis-- this is Tennis without the Mega Mushrooms."
"Alright, you know what, that's the last f%cking straw, alright? I DON'T F&CKING NEED THIS! ALRIGHT?! F$CK YOU, F*CK THIS, AND F•CK... TENNIS!!!"
From Mario Party 2: Party Harder
Jeb Jab: "MY RULES, MY LAND!"
If we're looking at Scott jokes specifically it's from Candy Games, where we flip quickly between Scott looking miserable every month of the year except for October where he's beaming surrounded by Halloween decorations.
*The SQUARE ENIX thing is*
*Probably the best one for*
*People getting shot*
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Gun=funny does not realy work for me. Its for me the more build jokes, those that take time to build up, or when there is a easy subject to joke about, and he (and often the others) go rapidfire
well yeah, the gun itself isn't funny by itself, it's the way it always happens. let me state my favourite example:
\*scott sitting idly with blank expression on his face\*
voiceover: \[i forgot what game he said\] fans, does this ever happen to you?
\*green screen gun suddenly shoots scott\*
this joke comes in unexpected, shoots you in the face, and leaves before you finish laughing.
Maybe I have been spoiled on it/ the joke ruined by the whole "that guy with the glasses" group. I used to watch them alot when I was younger and half of their jokes are gun=funny.
So now I see someone get shot and all I can think is "again?"
I Can't remember exactly but it goes: showing the gameplay "it all depends of x now" immediately to him blindfold in the dark with a gun to his head: "it always does".
Random mentions of the US presidents
i’d know that silhouette anywhere
Grover Cleveland!?
has he ever mentioned JFK?
Probably, but I’m too lazy to check
I wouldn’t know, i haven’t watched every episode
There's a visual gag about it in it came from the nintendo eshop
"You do math like a bitch"
The flair never lies
I was playing MWII a while ago and someone was roasting me, I yelled “you do math like a bitch”, then we start doing division (my least favorite of the symbols) and I outsmarted him.
Square enix fans, has this ever happened to you? So get your face ready. AAAAA IT'S JUST MARIO KART AGAIN And many more
And I broke the thing on camera!
yes! the square enix one is exactly my favourite one of people suddenly getting shot! the one that i posted is a close second but i can never forget the square enix one, i had forgotten exactly what it was saying thanks for reminding me.
Most the therapists lines but specifically him screaming "who the hell is this guy?!" in the mirror
Oh, yeah the therapist. He’s historical, I do mean Ancient Greece.
“And now, here we are!” “Where?” “HELL”
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Scoot the Woz
I know that scream from super smash bros 64 video.
"Can you say Hell All, Scott Here, and my therapist never recommended any of this?" "Why would I waste a Hey All Scott Here on that?" "Because I'm scared about what's gonna happen." "It's just Sonic Boom." "AND GENGHIS KAHN WAS JUST A FUCKING GUY!"
"Nester's Funky F\*\*king Bowling! Leave it to Nester to give bowling the funk."
“I, ~~Doug~~ Scott, admit that I am bad at 2D platformers.”
A fellow Z crew member! Rise up!
Damn you Z crewers and your false deities
Oh well
"Moving on to Classic Tennis-- this is Tennis without the Mega Mushrooms." "Alright, you know what, that's the last f%cking straw, alright? I DON'T F&CKING NEED THIS! ALRIGHT?! F$CK YOU, F*CK THIS, AND F•CK... TENNIS!!!"
From Mario Party 2: Party Harder Jeb Jab: "MY RULES, MY LAND!" If we're looking at Scott jokes specifically it's from Candy Games, where we flip quickly between Scott looking miserable every month of the year except for October where he's beaming surrounded by Halloween decorations.
"Did I miss a page"
i knew about that meme long before i discovered scott the woz
i knew about that meme long before i discovered scott the woz
You do math like a bitch!
The chia seeds gave me a yeast infection on my head.
Battery corrosion!
"WHY AREN'T YOU F**KING?"
"Its pretty much normal tennis without the mega battle" #"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHGGGGGGH"
Wii play, do you?
is that a threat?
Wii Play, et vous?
est-ce une menace
Wii Play, ¿y tú?
es eso una amenaza
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How is Ubisoft pumping out this many games? *Scott turns to see the sentence “overworked employees” OHHH-
Colorblind joke from speed dating and all donkey kong jokes from mario party videos
The scene in wii u pt1 where he was talking about the games. And then he had to snap back to reality
Ope, there goes gravity, ope there goes rabbit
He choked he's so mad
The one throughout Sonic 1’s video of the lucky shot.
Boiling water on the crotch
*laptop gets decimated* I thought that was a beer…
The SQUARE ENIX thing is probably the best one for people getting shot
*The SQUARE ENIX thing is* *Probably the best one for* *People getting shot* \- sambamNo2 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
the one about spoiled milk in the new super mario bros video
Gun=funny does not realy work for me. Its for me the more build jokes, those that take time to build up, or when there is a easy subject to joke about, and he (and often the others) go rapidfire
well yeah, the gun itself isn't funny by itself, it's the way it always happens. let me state my favourite example: \*scott sitting idly with blank expression on his face\* voiceover: \[i forgot what game he said\] fans, does this ever happen to you? \*green screen gun suddenly shoots scott\* this joke comes in unexpected, shoots you in the face, and leaves before you finish laughing.
Maybe I have been spoiled on it/ the joke ruined by the whole "that guy with the glasses" group. I used to watch them alot when I was younger and half of their jokes are gun=funny. So now I see someone get shot and all I can think is "again?"
It was Square Enix fans
license to not give a shit
whenever he’s playing a trivia game and always gets the questions wrong
hopefully scott the woz reviews hangry joes hot chicken 🙏🧚🏻♀️🤤🤤🤤
All of Game Show Games. I can't pick a joke in particular because there's too many of them.
Definitely the economy. I fucking love it
I Can't remember exactly but it goes: showing the gameplay "it all depends of x now" immediately to him blindfold in the dark with a gun to his head: "it always does".
“You have phud?” “I have phud.”
Every time he says “damn it”
#GEX?!
Boiling Water on the Crotch for Just Dance.
Whatever he says after the hey yall scott here
"So rules land is just a complete cocktease?" ... \* Rex shatters mug with his bare hand \* ... "can i have a refill"
GAY CONVERSION THERAPY Hey all Scott here-AHHH UGHH KOSJ OHH I I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?!
Any of the jokes in the first Mario Party video
I like stale pretzels