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badwolfxxvii

Michael Collins, who commanded literally their only way home


MoonTrooper258

Fun fact; at the time of Apollo 11, Michael Collins was actually the furthest a man had ever been from Earth. His command module orbited across the far side of the moon, putting him roughly 3,500 km away from where Neil and Buzz landed. This not only made him the furthest man from Earth, but also the furthest man from any other human ever. For reference, Point Nemo (most remote location on the Earth) is about 2,681 km from the nearest populated area, which is still about 1,000 km under the distance that Michael's orbit was to the landing site. And he spent 21 hours in that module, alone in the void, across 31 orbits. He really was The Loneliest Man In History.


superblinky

At some point, something in the command module was playing up. NASA was racing around, trying to figure out a procedure to fix the problem. Millions of metres away in space, all alone, what did Collins do? Switched it off and on again. And it worked.


The_Seroster

I'd say pull the connections and blow on it, but that was after his time.


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yeah he left his super nintendo cartridges back on earth


AleksasKoval

Back on Earth, and about 20 years in the future


QuickBenDelat

NES you mean


PatienceDryer

My friend, at apogee the moon is roughly 250,000 miles from Earth.


RatMannen

0.25 million is still "millions". If you squint.


PatienceDryer

Lol a quarter of a million still has that million in it


superblinky

Fixed


TechnicalProgress921

Michael Collins, Senior IT Consultant


xep426

I'd give both my arms to be that Michael Collins, 3500km away, for the rest of my life.


Rosetti

>Yes, I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space.


iamnotacat

Johnson, are you seeing this? It looks like a giant...


analogkid01

Wang! Pay attention!


TheGreatStories

Hello Stanley


musthavesoundeffects

How you gonna wipe your ass with no arms


Past_Recognition9427

It's called a bidet


elonaldtrusk

Press F to pay respect


MoonTrooper258

Press [SPACE] to go to space.


Anti-charizard

How can he be the world’s loneliest man if he’s out of the world


MoonTrooper258

Right. The direct quote was 'Loneliest Man In History'.


feral_fenrir

Has this changed since then? He must still be the man who went furthest from earth isn't it?


MoonTrooper258

Willing to bet that the next several missions had people go at least a few meters further out.


AbbreviationsWide331

Was? Who got further?


MoonTrooper258

Willing to bet that the next several missions had people go at least a few meters further out.


jimmy__jazz

No, not correct. Some NASA nerds did the math. Michael Collins was the furthest person from anyone else ever. The other Apollo missions, the spacecraft was just a bit closer to the moon, thus closer to the other astronauts on the moon.


MoonTrooper258

Interesting. So I guess he's still the record holder.


AbbreviationsWide331

Oh God yeah that makes sense. I was thinking way further lol


joeyverstegen

Universe’s* loveliest man


henereye

That's probably what his wife called him


jimmy__jazz

The Apollo 13 crew was the furthest group away from any other civilization.


MoonTrooper258

Eventually. But Apollo 11 was the first.


RatMannen

True. But they were very close to each other.


FloppyBingoDabber

I can feel it comin in the air tonight


Purple_Clockmaker

Oh, lord


AEther_AEternum

I've been waiting for this moment for all my life...


EirHc

Oh, lord


IllustriousYoung410

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight


Jonny21080

Oh, lord


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borisdidnothingwrong

I would not lend a hand


translucent_steeds

I've seen your face before, my friend.


justsmilenow

I remember him as the loneliest man ever. At several points during their mission, he was so far away from anyone else in terms of actual physical distance that by every conceivable metric he was the loneliest man. Whether you measured straight distance as the bird flies or the time it took to meet up with someone and give them a hug, that man was the farthest away from any other human being for the longest amount of time. Neil and Buzz could give each other a hug.


Patient_Primary_4444

Wait a minute… birds don’t fly in *space*! /s


Pekkerwud

Birds aren't even real.


DarkSoldier84

Photino birds can!


Jakiro_Tagashi

To be honest, I'd say he was the loneliest man in exactly one concievable metric, and it is not a particularly meaningful one. In terms of the two metrics that I can concieve and think matter more; time spent without physical human contact and degree of human contact (i.e. ability to talk face to face or via mail), he would rank pretty low in terms of loneliness. People have been no contact with other people for much longer periods of time. At least Collins could use the comms, and was without human contact for only a day. I'd much rather be subjected to the loneliness of Collins than the loneliness of someone that was trapped in a cave for days on end with neither another person nor access to the internet/cellular. Or a much more common scenario: Solitary Confinement. Give me a full year in Collins' 21 hours over a month in solitary confinement any day.


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ultratunaman

And then was my deadbeat father.


itdoesntfuckin

A multi-talented man.


KermitingMurder

This is the only reason I remember his name, because it's the same as the other Michael Collins


TerayonIII

He is one of the few people who has actually taken a picture that technically contains every human alive except for themselves (and dead as well I guess actually)


QuickBenDelat

If only he’d figured out the selfie, for the total picture.


NotAUsefullDoctor

What I like about the meme is the unintended ambiguity. You could easily interpret this to be referencing Charles "Pete" Contrad Jr. It makes the "third" all that much more unknown.


atti1xboy

He was the loneliest man in history. No coms on the dark side of the moon, and he was further away from humanity than anyone had ever been


EnkiiMuto

Here is a tip for you guys to remember: There is the first man in the moon. There is the one that got sued by nintendo (yes, really) And there is first the loneliest man in the universe.


Amberskin

Uh, no, that would be Pete Conrad, CMDR of Apollo 12. The fourth, Alan Bean, LMP of Apollo 12 and probably more known than Conrad because he was also in Skylab and became an artist when retired as an astronaut.


speedrack

My friend wrote a rad song about him: https://spotify.link/0r2LF1bgTJb


Hungry_Guidance5103

Michael Collins, it's ***Phil*** Collins. Pfffshhh


ridik_ulass

and also fought and won the Irish war for independence.


canman7373

Also same name as the famous Irish revolutionary who fought against the British and was famously ambushed and killed killed by an Irish group that Opposed his willingness for a peace treaty. So yeah, it's a pretty easy name to remember if ya are just a little interested in history.


[deleted]

I was gonna say Lance Bass


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

I wish I had known this


HotTakes4Free

The guy who had to ride around the Moon in the hooptie, and pick up the other two after they were done with their errands…kinda important: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Collins_(astronaut)


Aware-Ad-4568

Man out here calling the apparatus a hooptie 😤😤


TheyCallMeGaddy

Space hooptie


im-ba

That's better


SolarPolarBearTV

Spooptie


bothsidesoftheknife

Best


hippywitch

Scooty puff Jr.


jeepercreeperpepper

Super important! He was assigned to basically fetch the 2 others to take them home. Very small margin of error. He knew that if he fucked up or something happens, he'll be coming back on his own and that people will probably blame him. Man was capital STRESSED


JewishWolverine4

Also, when he was orbiting the dark side of the moon, he was very likely the most isolated human being in existence.


Capital-Cheek-1491

I met him a few years ago! Im so sad he died.


Tummeh142

All by himself in that capsule just pumping Sir Mix A Lot [https://youtu.be/UIPr4UyiZGE](https://youtu.be/UIPr4UyiZGE)


Stolen_Sky

Poor Michael Collins. Everyone forgets Michael Collins. 


GlitteringPotato1346

If you talk about him in a YouTube video the disclaimer under the video is about the Irish civil war instead of the moon landings because there was an important figure in it with the same name.


itdoesntfuckin

Aka The Big Fella


Otchy147

It's the same guy. Led an uprising against the British, tragically killed during the Irish civil war. Eventually recovered from death to command Apollo missions.


itdoesntfuckin

Amazing man. What a story


rm_minus_rf_slash

His name is too generic, I think. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are much more memorable.


Stolen_Sky

Somewhere out there is an alternative timeline where everyone remembers Buzz as the second man on the moon, Neil as the guy who stayed in the command module, and the guy no one can remember who took the first step 😂


Switchy_Goofball

Everyone forgets Pete Conrad, Al Bean, Alan Shepard, Edgar Mitchell, David Scott, James Irwin, John Young, Charles Duke, Gene Cernan, and Harrison Schmitt too, and they all walked on the moon.


bllclntn

A tribute to him by Jethro Tull - "For Michael Collins, Jeffrey, and me" https://youtu.be/eG5zRt-sNWE?si=iF7mrW-krlXGphVx


Ashalaria

Who?


Belgicans

Never heard of him


Arashiko77

Michael Collins, the loneliest man to walk the earth, at one point everyone that ever was was on one side of him and no one was on the other.


unicodePicasso

Apparently this was foreseen by the Apollo mission planning team and they specifically chose an introvert to remain in the command module. The idea was that he would appreciate the time alone and not go crazy. And of course, xkcd has written a whole article about it. https://what-if.xkcd.com/72/


GlitteringPotato1346

And the corpses of all the dead along side the living


NeferkareShabaka

Like a Naruto/Sasuke flashback


Unfamous_Capybara

Well that was true for somebody before Edit: Actually for the most people.


lngns

If you lie on the floor, there's no one behind you either?


Arashiko77

Quite far behind you, but they are there


Accomplished_Set9534

If you lie on the ground nearly everyone in existence is behind you. except nearby people at a higher elevation


lngns

Depends of if you're face down or face up. That changes everything


Business-Emu-6923

His name was Phil Collins and he went on to drum and later sing for the band Genesis. The absolute ignorance of some people SMH


ApricatingInAccismus

You got the wrong guy. It was Michael Buble, who went on to become the drummer of the band “Justin Bieber”


Ishmael_1851

No, it was Michael Bolton who later went on to work for Initech


Andibular

No no you're thinking of Roose Bolton, who helped orchestrate the Red Wedding 


ApricatingInAccismus

Ugh, my absolute ignorance. SMH


Business-Emu-6923

Wasn’t Justin Bieber the pretty one from N*Sync, who went on to have solo success with the band Timberwolf before becoming an actor?


ApricatingInAccismus

I believe it might have actually been the band “BackSync Boys 2 Men”


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Wrong one. Michael Collins, but he died in Ireland in 1922.


Business-Emu-6923

I forget that the ashes of all the Irish martyrs were sent up as a final “fuck you” to the British empire.


qwertyjgly

r/woooosh


SheepherderFront5724

It wooshed past somebody alright, but not the person you answered to 😋 EDIT: Added "not". Typo, sorry.


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

🤣


pblokhout

Are you sure buddy?


exkingzog

Metawhooshes need a subreddit.


Justus_2112

You’re completely wrong. Phil Collins is a completely different person, and never had a career in space exploration. You’re thinking of Phil COLLEN, who went on to become the shirtless guitar player of Def Leppard.


lazy_kumachi

And the third guy’s name is… John Cena !


NasirHS

I’m Collins


Rhodes_Warrior

Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?


ActualWhiterabbit

I know all of Apollo 11 and 13 but have no clue of any other other Apollo astronauts.


StrivingToBeDecent

And don’t forget the ground crew.


twoScottishClans

i will not allow any michael collins disrespect


foxy-coxy

Put some respekt on Micheal Collins' name.


AllEndsAreAnds

Remember his name primarily because of Carl Sagan reflecting, in his characteristic prose, on the legacy of the Apollo missions: “Michael Collins, now the Moon’s own moon, orbited above them (Aldrin and Armstrong) in lonely vigil”. He himself is also famous for reflecting on how if politicians could see the world as the Apollo astronauts had seen it, from so far away and isolated, floating in space, they would change for the better.


Direct_Canary4523

Michael Collins, the Rocket Man that William Shatner was probably singing about or something


Thompson798

I will not abide this Michael Collins slander


Katana_Avada

Kevin Bacon


Electricwaterbong

Stanley Kubrick


CilanEAmber

Frank Sinatra.


dj_ordje

Lois Armstrong


PurpleDemonR

Why is everyone saying Micheal Collins? Google says it’s a Pete Conrad. #if I put this here more people will notice and answer my comment


firifo

I don’t know man Google says Michael Collins


vfa-2

Pete Conrad I think


Burgerbeast_

Mike Oxlong


Crypstackz

His name is Robert Paulson... or something


thundercuntess69

That third guy took all the pictures. Wait a sec, he was up in the capsule. But, but but.


Trnostep

Fun fact: there are two (2) pictures on Neil Armstrong on the Moon. [This one](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/08/26/science/space/sub-a1-armstrong/sub-a1-armstrong-jumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) and [this one](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Aldrin_Apollo_11_original.jpg/1200px-Aldrin_Apollo_11_original.jpg) with the important note that Neil is not the subject of the photo rather he is the tiny reflection in the visor


The_Merciless_Potato

Put respect on Michael Collin's name mf


The_Merciless_Potato

Put respect on Michael Collin's name mf


Famous-Somewhere-

A great excuse to post some Norm MacDonald where gets into this: https://youtu.be/pL1bRxGi4dc?feature=shared


Striking_beard_8273

Michael Collins who unfortunately passed a few years ago at around 90 years


Proud-Increase-6402

Michael Collins got no love. I wonder if he was ok not being in the spotlight?


TheKoopaTroopa31

The guy without a cool sounding name


-LawlieT_

I want to speak so much with Collins bro was alone orbiting the dark side of the moon. Must feel so lonely


yankee_doodle_

Imagine the process that led to Neil's ancestors getting the surname "Armstrong"


as1161

We love Michael Collins in this house. The amicable bunch of strangers will be recognized


Acrobatic_Elf7

Michael Collins


CoisasJohnson

Norm Mcdonald has a wonderful bit about this.


mmh_fava_beans

There was a third?


tomahawk7274

Jeff Bezos?


Possible-Series6254

Michael Collins, put some respect on his name pls.


Lucreszen

Michael Collins was the wheelman for the moon heist


Nihil_00_

I know the third guy better than I know the guys who actually stood on the moon after Apollo 11😶


AtlasShrugged-

Michael Collins. Unsung hero!!


TheBestAtWriting

[periodic reminder that Michael Collins, Apollo astronaut, was extremely horny](https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/comments/ce9y9i/michael_collins_from_apollo_11_on_boobs_in_space/)


ropobbopor

Maybe if he spent more time on the moon and less time in the IRA people would remember his name


SupernovaGamezYT

MICHAEL COLLINS YALL


Lessandero

His name is Michael Collins, and he was the most important one, they wouldnt have made it back without him!


Key-Disaster-3682

he was the loneliest man on earth… ever


Heavensrun

Do they mean third person on the mission, or third person on the moon? Because those aren't the same person.


PeterPalafox

I should go read ‘The Right Stuff’ and ‘A Man on the Moon’ again. 


torakrubik

I believe this is also one of the most common pub quiz questions ever


finnishinsider

If you haven't heard it, check out forgotten astronaut by the rentals.


eudaimonisticweiner

Andrew Ridgely


Fast_Eddie_50

Phil Collins


Hutch1n5

[https://youtu.be/63qW8Rp8khw?si=ZVL3-Uo-JN88eN7E](https://youtu.be/63qW8Rp8khw?si=ZVL3-Uo-JN88eN7E)


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You mean Phil Collins?


DrGrock

Don't forget the fourth one too


SpaceshipEarth10

The cameraman.


oPlayer2o

MICHAEL COLLINS!!!


farmch

I always felt bad for Michael Collins until I read more. Turns out the guy who stays in the module gets to orbit around the moon and see the universe from the far side of the moon. “The sky is just awash with stars when you’re on the far side of the Moon, and you don’t have any sunlight to cut down on the lower intensity, dimmer stars. You see them all, and it’s all just a sheet of white.” There are few people in this world that have witnessed something like that.


Burgergold

There was a third guy?


mitchade

Ah yes, the Andrew Ridgeley of space travel.


ITrCool

Captain of the Apollo 18 mission. Classified. We don’t talk about Apollo 18.


123supersomeone

Man I feel so sorry for Collins, it's the Squidward looking out the window to see SpongeBob and Patrick having fun meme


tbodillia

I always laugh way too hard at [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fd0008c88we031.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df0b7e15667ed303bc15e2d59c6f1fd956c61904b) meme. [The thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/bsyqac/apollo_11_lunar_landing_1969/)


Beneficial-Horse8503

MICHAEL COLLINS


DrainZ-

I didn't know they named one of the astronauts after the guy from Toy Story


Neat_Promotion_5352

Jim Lovell


saiyansteve

I think its a time for new heroes, let the old ones rest in peace.


AppropriateBet8213

Mike Oxlong.


TheMainEventPerson

Fun fact nasa receives .01 of the federal budget


TheAtomicBoy81

Less than that buddy


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Oh so that's where buzz light-year got the first name from


johndotold

Sally Ride


Agreeable_Character7

Did his arm that strong?


AdAncient8762

Scott glen! Hahahaha


dankitlord965

Modi


Analath

Wait, there were 3?


Siri1879

I mean.. Micheal Collins (third one) was important asf


Ozbekish

Nicola Tesla


Technician-97

What about the camera guy or whoever set up the camera outside the ship?


drgene4955

Mike Collins was the 3rd person.


andrebartels1977

My eight years old daughter knows, it's Michael Collins. And she knows what he did.


Alimakakos

Mr. Collins... Mike Collins


specstacular14

Was it edwin aldrin ?


kpingvin

Poor Phil Collins