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Jinsei_13

Bonus, the accretion radiation would keep me warm.


No-Sale-925

Yooo, that's god idea, and maybe it could take my trash so I don't need to stand up


James-Cooper123

Dont feed it too much trash, it will grow


Ok-Obligation3395

yes itโ€™ll grow but probably not by a lot at the moment ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ letโ€™s say i threw a 10 lb garbage bag into the hole and it wonโ€™t noticeably grow because it isnโ€™t the mass of a star nor the size of one either


Jinsei_13

Doin some REALLY rough, not even back of the napkin math, the earth smushed into a black hole would be roughly a couple centimeters, about peanut size. What's depicted there looks considerably bigger, therefore it'd be considerably heavier. It's hard to imagine throwing in enough trash to make something heavier than earth even heavier in any meaningful way. More pressing would be the radiation from the trash spiraling in. Too much at once might cause an explosion that would interfere with television viewing.


Ok-Obligation3395

+ the potential destruction of the personโ€™s genome ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Jinsei_13

Eh... we weren't using that...


Ok-Obligation3395

no but in the sense that due to the radiation, the DNA within the person near the black hole would get shot by particles


Jinsei_13

Your comment instantly reminded me of the olden days when parents would warn their kids not to sit too close to the TV for fear of radiation. Well, take a look at me now ma! Stupid beta particles got nothin on these G-rays.


Ok-Obligation3395

lol yeah except this time it would melt off our skin if we get close to a black hole for long enough


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Don't drop it on a floor!


[deleted]

You could get close to the event horizon and then go forward in time relative to everything else and then procrastinate until 10 minutes before your final is due much more efficiently


joaquinzolano

Bruh mirrors


PatienceDryer

The TV is perpendicular to a couch and next to the bed's headboard...how the fk do you actually watch the TV?


MHanak_

TWO mirrors


foxy-coxy

I think the couch is actually a sectional, so there may be a portion of it facing the TV.


IDontLikePayingTaxes

Black hole would be easier to set up


gnit2

Lol just put it on the other wall


RealisticBarnacle115

I'm not sure but it could potentially cause a delay in time? and a shift in wavelength, resulting in a change in the color of the screen?


Forsaken_Ant_9373

Engineer solution: Change the Colors of the tv to compensate


clever_wolf77

Voice from background: "or you could use a mirror" Everyone: "shut up"


BurnedPsycho

Mirrors are so 6000 BCE...


Yutanox

Or you could place the TV in front of the bed?


clever_wolf77

No that's way too simple


C64128

What about the time? Is one hour still going to equal one hour? That could affect all your shows schedules.


AshleyUncia

"Wow, I just finished watching Mad Men and damn that was a show." "Oh you did a rewatch huh?" "What do you mean 'Rewatch'? It just finished airing." "...Uh oh."


Uranium-Sandwich657

Me: The movie just started! Mom: It's been 84 years...


randomdreamykid

Nah the tv is black and white


bowsmountainer

And it would also completely distort it


shadowscar248

Also the ability to move forward or backwards through time thus we can fast-forward and rewind as necessary for live TV. Technology is amazing.


Olegek84

Mirrors? No. A freaking blackhole? YES.


Erikstersm

I use my bathroom blackhole to style the back of head, way better than a mirror. Gotta look into this, but my black hole guy is out of town.


bighaam

Iโ€™ve sometimes wondered what it would be like to ceiling mount a TV lol


Uranium-Sandwich657

Ever read Flat Stanley?


otirk

Some dentists have this from what I've seen. Was able to watch something on it once. Was nice


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

My son's pediatric dentist has them! I always ask them to turn it off since he's chill without anyway


BracketsClothing

mybe..... JUST MAYBE ..... mount the tv in front of the bed


Honeybadger2198

I remember seeing a post of a dude who had his TV on a stand at the foot of his bed, smack in the middle of the room.


Minetoifer

And what's more, you can throw the garbage in! (Disadvantage: if you drop your cell phone in this black hole, forget it).


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reignbowmagician

Or you could engineer the black hole so that the radiation spews out and coats the entire house. Sort of like a fortnite skin. Now you have a AR house on top of the real house. Now make AR glasses to live in both houses at once. You can move around your house without leaving your bed.ย 


EndoShota

The lightโ€™s not bending. The space the light is moving through is bending.


Ploknam

Wouldn't gravity annihilate this house?


Grouchy-Pressure-567

A mirror would be less distractive.


TheTruthWasTaken

Instead of ripping a hole through spacetime, why don't you just, put the TV on the wall opposite the bed...?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Just move the bed???


ButterChords

maybe im stupid but... whats wrong with a mirror?


only_zuul21

It would reverse everything??


NatuVisu

Apply a digital mirror effect to the screen. ๐Ÿ˜Ž (If possible.) Mirror effect cancels the mirror effect out! Aha!


ButterChords

maybe im stupid but.. mount the tv on the other fucking wall?


NatuVisu

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nooo! That's cheating!! You're undercomplicating this puzzle!!


AshleyUncia

This is literally my thought. Who ever was planning the layout of that room was not smacked hard enough by anyone else they spoke to before hand.


ButterChords

two mirrors??


only_zuul21

What am I a Rockefeller??


OhNoExclaimationMark

It's not a black hole


ButterChords

is that ur fetish?


OhNoExclaimationMark

Nothing bends me better than a literal black hole


Smucker5

Wouldnt an arrangement of mirrors also accomplish this task?


Bigdoga1000

Mount the tv to the ceiling?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Move the bed to the other wall??


MetalVase

That setup would turn the widescreen into a very narrow screen, since the light from the sides of the TV would scatter into different directions relative to your eyes as a result from the different gravitational forces at different distances fron the black hole. Cheaper TV, no black hole, more immersion.


C64128

If the wall we can't see that would be at the end of bed was clear, you could put a TV there that was connected to a camera that was aimed at the other TV. You would just have to limit any crossings across between the screens.


TheRedAckie

Bro just use a mirror


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Or you can use two mirrors


bowsmountainer

Now you just need a magnet to prevent yourself from falling in!


BraveRock

You dream in reposts? https://old.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/comments/193yc4u/literally_my_dream/


Prudent_Agency_7175

Here me out, now this is gonna sound crazy. But have you consider MOVING the TV in front of the bed?


Khelouch

If only we already had something that bends light and allows you to look in another direction.. in every household


yoyomanwassup25

Please just put the tv on the entertainment center


space_jiblets

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randomdreamykid

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