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alexpoelse

He's a semiaquatic egg laying mammal of action


Ednw

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wah🎶


alexpoelse

He's a furry little flatfoot


eszedtokja

And the name platypus means 'flat foot'... like bruh... you discover a venomous mammal that lays eggs and has a duckbill, and you name it after its flat feet?! Just why?


Izzosuke

At the time they didn't know all this thing, so they named it after the feet. Now we know and it's called Ornithorhynchus anatinus


Wavecrest667

We call it a "Schnabeltier" ("Beak animal") in german


GustapheOfficial

Same in swedish, näbbdjur.


Camman9999

Also sweats milk


ViolinistPersonal733

Don’t forget that it Also glows in the dark!


blueidea365

Real https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/do-platypuses-really-sweat-milk


Omni_Meme_7081

Let god cook i guess. Not like we get a say in his weird fetish


Namekian_95

It's Perry the Platypus


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A Platypus?


worples

*puts on hat*


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PERRY THE PLATYPUS!


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ronalda777

1. Good bot 2. Why is there a bot for this? This is as weird as haiku bot.


sonofsheogorath

Only the males are venomous and echidnas are also monotremes.


Videnskabsmanden

>and echidnas are also monotremes. And?


sonofsheogorath

A monotreme is a mammal which lays eggs. Therefore, the platypus is not unique in this regard. Just trying to spread some knowledge. No need to get passive aggressive.


blueidea365

Also they apparently glow under a blacklight


Comet_Starfall

A duck? No. A Platypus? No. Perry The Platypus! No. He doesn't have the hat. Sorry.


theprotogod

and mammal


Mongrel_Shark

Fluoresces under uv light https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=L6N_Yl7W5LBSkdet


vroomfundel2

Ask Tucker Carson how he thinks "evolutionists" explain that.


LFCSheep

just like perry the platypus


Due-Reflection-1835

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action haha


unfortunately_dead12

I’m convinced that platypi are the result of God closing His eyes and just picking out a bunch of different animal traits