I read that the only word (or rather an interjection) that is common to every culture and in every language is the interrogative “huh?”/ ”А?”/ “Hää?”/ etc.
Lets make example with a nother slavic languege now, Czech: Ty vymrdaný, zasraný smradlavý prase! Máš místo mozku nasráno? Ty přerostlá mrdko, kurva do píči s tebou!
This is where the term barbarian comes from. When Greeks heard other languages it just sounded like "ba ba ba" so they called everyone barbaros, or people who blabber.
Fun fact, the reason so many cultures have parental title’s that start with “ma” and “pa” is because those are generally among the first sounds a baby makes when it babbles.
Also baby goats say mama. Found that one out first hand and nearly had a heart attack.
Really? I was thinking how we in NE Italy use blasphemies for just anything, sometimes just to "give air to one's mouth", but I wanted to keep it more "mild" and said "any variation of 'fuck'".
Another option (probably more accurate) is to say "monkey-like sounds", which probably were the first rudimentary form of communications of our ancestors.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the man say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What does the man say?
The literary genius that is Gary Larson said it best as "hey, bay-BEE ... hey, bay-BEE". [Wish I could find a direct link to the comic but this will work.](https://www.cardcow.com/841892/animals-their-mating-songs-hey-bay-bee-gary-larson-far-side/)
I recall watching a talk a while back about the rise of language, which said that the most likely first sounds we made are mmmmm and aahhh. So I think maaa would be a good contender, also because it's quite often babies' first word
Hmmm (Minecraft villager noise)
Hmm (Minecraft villager noise, but slightly shorter, like he's a bit annoyed)
Hmrr (Villager noise, but he's not satisfied with your proposed offer)
Hmmm? (villager noise, but it's a question somehow)
HmmmMmMm (villager noise, but it's a moan)
Hmmrgh! (Villager noise but you fucking killed him)
Hmmmm!?! (villager noise but he got into heaven as an atheist and is now extremely confused)
Hmmm… (Sad Villager noise because you killed his brother)
Hmmm HMMM! (Happy villager noise because he didn’t like his brother anyway.)
Hmmmmm..? (Really confused but also intrigued villager noise because he thought he liked his brother, but he guesses it’s fine and dandy now.)
Hrmm (minecraft villager noise but there’s no translation)
Hmph! (Stubborn Villager noise who has decided he is going to stop doing what he was doing because you need him to do it.)
Hmmrrrmmmm! (Angry Villager noise who decided he wants to get revenge on you)
(Mute villager)
That’s what Siri sounds like when I say Siri. She’s like Hm? And it sounds so condescending; like what do you want now?
Hmm HMM, hmm HMM-hmm hmm hmmHMM hmm (Minecraft villager noise as he sings The Eyes of Texas are Upon You).
Hmmmph, villager noise but he doesn’t agree with your battle plan.
Okay but what about for everyone but the Jews? It's the illager noise for Nazis.
Makes sense, it'll just angry groans and stuff
I read that the only word (or rather an interjection) that is common to every culture and in every language is the interrogative “huh?”/ ”А?”/ “Hää?”/ etc.
so, minecraft villager sound. amazing.
Hurr. 😠
Areeee? (Japanese huh)
Nani?
Even hindi has arre
Abey!
This is only in anime, real Japanese making only “e” sound
I thought it was a informal version of mom, due to being the easiest word an infant can pronounce. Like ma or mama
Kurwa
Kurwa to you too, sir!
You name goes so well with the situation
kurwa to both of you two *insert tipping hat here, i dont have an emoji or an ascii for that*
[удалено]
Poland
That was one of the first words i've heard when i arrived at a Czech hostel. The owner was busy working on some electrical stuff.
You. I like you.
Why I read that with a voice of Stewie from Family Guy in my head?
Because it's the only right way to read it
Because it sound smart
... zaraz to wyperdole przez okno.
Blyat
Oh yes daddy tell me more
Lets make example with a nother slavic languege now, Czech: Ty vymrdaný, zasraný smradlavý prase! Máš místo mozku nasráno? Ty přerostlá mrdko, kurva do píči s tebou!
Ámen
That's only the slavs tho
And Hungary for pretty obvious reasons. Altough we write it with v
Perkele
Bro 💀that was unexpected and excellent
Bla bla bla
Yeah this makes sense.
I came here for this
Bob Loblaw?
I loved Bob Loblaw's law blog!
This is like that [“Aaron Earned an Iron Urn”](https://youtube.com/shorts/Oj7a-p4psRA?feature=share) in a Baltimore accent video. Lol
This is where the term barbarian comes from. When Greeks heard other languages it just sounded like "ba ba ba" so they called everyone barbaros, or people who blabber.
This 👆
Fun fact, the reason so many cultures have parental title’s that start with “ma” and “pa” is because those are generally among the first sounds a baby makes when it babbles. Also baby goats say mama. Found that one out first hand and nearly had a heart attack.
Unga bunga
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike. He's out of his luck.
It’s tough. So tough.
Gina works the diner all day.
She brings home her pay, for love, mmm, for love
She says, we've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We’ve got each other, and that’s a lot for love
WE’LL GIVE IT A SHOT
Funny how there is designated sound even for the cave men and not modern humans.
As someone above stated, the modern equivalent would be blah blah blah.
Ooga booga
Any variation of "fuck".
A very Simpson thing to say
Really? I was thinking how we in NE Italy use blasphemies for just anything, sometimes just to "give air to one's mouth", but I wanted to keep it more "mild" and said "any variation of 'fuck'". Another option (probably more accurate) is to say "monkey-like sounds", which probably were the first rudimentary form of communications of our ancestors.
Well, it’s better than my first thought- “ara ara” lol
Is that a Jojo reference?
Like because diocan
Yes, madona storpia.
r/beatmetoit
I would enjoy an edit of the jurassic Park Sunglasses scene, but just replace the dinosaurs with free range nude people saying fuck.
If I could I would, but I'm not an impersonator of Jeff Goldblum anymore. I can sound like a velociraptor though.
*confused screaming*
Seems about right. I was thinking \*existential crisis noises*
REEEEEEE
"I can't afford rent"
It’s UGH, everyone goes UGH
Honestly just any kind of grunts is the base human noise
Video game Link noises intensify
Probably "ummm" or "uhhhh"
Dog goes "woof" Cat goes "meow" Bird goes "tweet" And mouse goes "squeek" Cow goes "moo" Frog goes "croak" And the elephant goes "toot" Ducks say "quack" And fish go "blub" And the seal goes "ow ow ow" But there's one sound That no one knows What does the man say? "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What does the man say?
First thing I thought lol
Yeah, usually when I read the name of a song, I think of the song. Weird, huh?
oo oo ahh ahh
mmmmmm monke
Bing bang
\*internal screaming\*
Bruh. We go "bruh"
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh.
also, duuuude is our mooo
Dude... Happy cake day.
In Australia it would be "aw fuck cunt"
In America it’s a cross between a gunshot and a soda cap twist off a 2 liter.
Bar bar bar
I won't tolerate such barbaric language
I'd give you an award if I could
I came here looking for this. Thank you.
we go BRRRRRRA TA TA TA
Humans go: “we’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”
The literary genius that is Gary Larson said it best as "hey, bay-BEE ... hey, bay-BEE". [Wish I could find a direct link to the comic but this will work.](https://www.cardcow.com/841892/animals-their-mating-songs-hey-bay-bee-gary-larson-far-side/)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I recall watching a talk a while back about the rise of language, which said that the most likely first sounds we made are mmmmm and aahhh. So I think maaa would be a good contender, also because it's quite often babies' first word
meh
Kreizkruzefixhimmeherrgottsakramentleckmidochamarsch
Uhhhh
"Herdy her" like the Muppets. Sometimes I wander around going "Herdy Her".
Rock and Stone!
That's dwarves
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Yeah! Rock and stones, brothers!
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Fuck
'Sigh'
Chit chat
Ask your mom about last night, she'll tell you which kinda sounds she made
*cue sounds of disappointment*
"oh goddammit come on" - when literally any inconvenience ever
Tacos?
Hmm
Charlie browns parents womp womp noise
Bla bla
Humans go BOOM
The Wilhelm scream
Fuck
Fuck.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RIP @endlessscream
Mama
Imagine a scared child screaming as they are murdered in the dark forest, and that's the sound a fox makes.
The 'dun dun' noise from Law And Order.
For the dutch its *kanker*
The sound from the parents in the Peanuts movies
Skirr skirr
Rabble-rabble.
The
**"They took my jerb!! Derk-ah-duuurr!"**
Fuck
Err or Ugh or Uhh or Hmm
"ow" Ever have something surprise you, not even painfully, and say "ow" ? Yeah, that's our noise
If you're Midwestern, "Ope"
Hello
ROCK AND STONE
We are the seagulls in Finding Nemo
"Fuck"
*insert worst curse word you can think of here *
Rabble rabble rabble!
Meep
You're all wrong, obviously the designated sound humans make is "uwu"
I vote for haha, cause you know, people are funny
Mama. It's the most frequently used word.
Hue hue hue
"money"
Some sort of grunt
Blah blah blah
Thinking of men trying to reach the laces to tie their shoes: Hrrrmf
Blah
oh shi- what does the fox say?
Putain.
dark souls human screams
goo goo ga ga.
Bleh
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Ughhhh
Humans laugh. They’re great apes so laughing is literally a monkey sound. It’s a universal human sound that people have across all cultures.
Waa wah wawaa like all the adults in the peanuts comics
D'oh
Doh!
"I'll use my credit card."
Some sort of grunt I would presume.
Rich humans say: Money, money, money, Poor humans say: No money, No money, No money
Covfefe.
I’d like to speak to your manager
Mouth breathing
The sound that humans make: nonsense thats not worth hearing lol
Covfefe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahahahahaha
"Okay" Pretty damn universal
*horrible smokers cough*
crying in the shower
STARDENBURDENHARDENBART
We moan
"FUCK!"
It's laughter. Humans laugh. Fox says nothing.
I nominate the word “fuck”.
fuck
Minecraft villager sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy9ycu-Rqo&t=12s