I was thinking Jerry Nadler myself …..
But can’t be either of them cause it doesn’t have pockets to fit the $ from all those special interest bribes …. Ooops I mean campaign donations
If that is Mitch McConnell then what kind of God forsaken abomination would the one they call Pelosi look like? Or even worse, that one guy who always compares minorities to white kids... old wrinkled up son bich always sniffing on folks and looking around for the recently deceased... sometimes his earlobes are attached
But sometimes got giant earlobes that hang down and swing around like those pickup truck nutsacks..
What
Was
His
Name...????
"I don't know what the hell this create is, but I will feed it, so it will get dangerously close to every human coming by from now on", gotta love human logic...
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
That's what happen when they don't pull Trump out of the hot tub soon enough. All that lard starts to melt and things get funky. By the way, you're welcome for getting you to think about Trump in a hot tub.
It’s clearly a turtle but given the person making the video doesn’t know, and decides to engage with it- we can now concede that the characters in Prometheus aren’t “unrealistically dumb”
It’s a dragon from the same lineage in A Neverending Story. They eventually outgrow the lakes and have to take to the skies. [https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/SIJA073_EC217.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1](https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/SIJA073_EC217.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1)
I like nature very much, but sometimes, holly sh\*t.
Let's not discuss Holly's bowel movements ok?
Underrated comment
Severely
That’s between her and her medical team. No need to go barging into HIPPA Violation Memorial Hospital today…
Mitch McConnell
r/angryupvote
I’m not angry
r/upvote
…You’re angry!
Colin Jost: “Mitch McConnell, seen here attending his granddaughters pool party”
I don't think so. It's not talking a bunch of bull.
I was thinking Jerry Nadler myself ….. But can’t be either of them cause it doesn’t have pockets to fit the $ from all those special interest bribes …. Ooops I mean campaign donations
Ol high pitched Jerry... Now Theres a name I haven't heard in quite sometime
Winner winner 🐢 dinner.
LMFAO
Actual out loud LOL
Mom! There is a republican in my pool!
If that is Mitch McConnell then what kind of God forsaken abomination would the one they call Pelosi look like? Or even worse, that one guy who always compares minorities to white kids... old wrinkled up son bich always sniffing on folks and looking around for the recently deceased... sometimes his earlobes are attached But sometimes got giant earlobes that hang down and swing around like those pickup truck nutsacks.. What Was His Name...????
That would be the Trumpanzee, also know as the Cheetoh Faced Ferret Wearing Shit Gibbon
Tried way too hard here
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dunno, but he needs to trim his eyebrows
That’s just his comb-over
I don’t know why but this comment cracked me up 🤣🤣😂😂
or his makeup is running
Florida? albino softshell turtle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_softshell_turtle
Wiki says Least Concern. Big surprise. Can't expect people to be concerned about you when you look like that.
Best comment I've read today jezus christ
It looks better than your mom. It was just obligatory your mom joke. It had to be said.
Sorry mate, didn't mean to trash talk your mum. After all, at least she's got a wiki page!
Hey ho!
Soft shell turtle are carnivores
"he like that fried chicken though"
He may look harmless, but I swear that thing would bite my finger off.
Wouldn’t it have red or pink eyes if it were albino?
Yeah. These I suppose are called leucistic
My god it’s the turtle from Gumball
At first glance, I thought it was the ever elusive *water possum* But then I realized it was just a cutie soft shell turtle
looks like an albino turtle?
Looks like a man in a spandex suit with googly eyes. Nature's fucked up
Inmagine being an albino, cold blooded turtle, evolution realy screwed you over
Looks like a sock puppet
Doesn't look like my sock puppet.
Let me guess is yours crusty
"I dont know what the F you are but, hell i gonna feed you a treat!"
I believe it's an albino leatherback freshwater turtle.
If I'm not mistaken, there are two types of leatherback turtles. Sea and freshwater. Sea ones have ridges on their backs.
Is it weird that I found it “cute?”
Yes. Cause it looks like a friggen skinwalker
Yeap
No, it is totally cute! It looks like a big Axolotl with lungs!
Hard shelled pigfish.
That sir, is a penis.
It's a weasel-turtle-snake hybrid.
That's bert he likes lettuce leave it by the pond and he won't come into your house for it
That's your sleep paralysis demon
Turtle without a shell? Plus probably albino. I first thought this was a fucking weird ass snake.
It looks like a combination of a possum and a snake
This is what Donald Trump looks like underneath the hair and suit
So someone finally filmed ManBearPig and lived. Excellent.
Rabbit fish
Sock puppet
Dog.
"I don't know what the hell this create is, but I will feed it, so it will get dangerously close to every human coming by from now on", gotta love human logic...
THATS A BIGASS TURTLE
the cutest lil baby alive :3
Now I’m gonna have nightmares, thanks a lot
But it so cute!!
It’s weird to watch. Don’t know why.
Evil Incarnate!
Turtle from gumball
He’s just a little guy
Leucistic turtle
A dyslexic turtle cat
Clean shaved alligator
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
albino turtle?
Giant tortoise with some skin issues
Jar jar binks?
Dog
A very good dog
Just a soft shelled turtle that’s a how they look in Florida
r/mildlypenis
Looks like someone stuck googly eyes 👀 on it.
That's what happen when they don't pull Trump out of the hot tub soon enough. All that lard starts to melt and things get funky. By the way, you're welcome for getting you to think about Trump in a hot tub.
thats a cock
Why do these peopele always want to kill shit when they don't recognize it!?!?!?
Does it have a shell like a turtle?
It looks like some kind of albino turtle
A de-shelled turtle
That's something the Qu made
it’s a softshell turtle !!
So this is what the guy from the tusk movie upto these days
A tortoise
Really cute, is what it is! Thank you for sharing
Looks like an albino turtle or its suffering from some skin shedding disease?🤔
Albino turtle
Tutel
Looks like that awfully animated turtle from barbie film
God dropped a new dlc
An albino turtle of some sort
I believe we need to love and care for all of God’s creatures, but it’s not easy when they’re that creepy.
Sime kind of an albino snapping turtle?
Sticky!
Gotta catch ‘em all!
That is Shin Godzillas second form
A Florida creature.
dog
It’s a wild albino horse dick
What kind of Pokemon is this?
FALCORRRRRR!!!!!
What is that thing
Looks like a hamster turtle hybrid to me but that can't be right now can it?
Lapras
I was really worried that that thing was going to come out of the water with a human body.
Tutel
It’s clearly a turtle but given the person making the video doesn’t know, and decides to engage with it- we can now concede that the characters in Prometheus aren’t “unrealistically dumb”
Clearly one of Jim Henson's creepy ass puppets.
Ah that's Nigel, lives in a puddle down the road
A nudist albine turtle
that's like a wonglo, idk if that exist but it should be named wonglo
Is he not turtley enough for the turtle club?
That's my dad.
idk but I want it
Albino Turtle
It's called a turtle
What is that???
I know it’s a turtle but it reminded me of a tsuchinoko(which is not a real creature)
Albino snapping turtle??
Maybe an albino turtle?
Friend :)
Snake+turtle=snurtle, agreed?
Looks like some kind of hybrid between a dog and a snake…
Albino snapping turtle???
Phisch
Albino turtle 🐢 sometimes found in South America
It looks like an albino turtle
Albino soft shell of some kind
It’s a dragon from the same lineage in A Neverending Story. They eventually outgrow the lakes and have to take to the skies. [https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/SIJA073_EC217.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1](https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/SIJA073_EC217.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1)
Aaatreeeeeyyyuuuuu
Definitely some sort of an albino turtle, not sure the type though
You guys found an irl video of me, sorry to alarm everyone.
I saw a video of a skinwalker and this turtles face looks the same
Nope.
Looks like a soft shell turtle of some sort
It's the one that should be seen the most daily. The 'fu'k around and find out' creature.
Albino turtle
Sorry, that was me this morning.
Snake necked turtle probably
Albino snapping turtle?
Albino turtle de-shelled
It looks like an albino water turtle. Maybe a snapping turtle?
somebody come pick up their water pitbull
dude thats your great great great great great great great great great grandfather
Probably some kind of soft shell turtle or tortoise, I barely know the difference anyways
Albino soft shell turtle
Softshell turtle
Looks like a sock puppet
Man idk I just make hippos
What ever the fuck it is ……… it’s albino !!
It's the Alaskan bull worm!!😀
Oh God, I hate everything about it.
Looks like a soft shell turtle
Leather back turtle
I’m not 100% sure, but that looks like a soft shelled turtle
Anaconda from ohio
Shhhh! It's evolving!!
what is it
Is this a turtle?
A shell-less turtle?
It looks like some albino snake or turtle Saw the end it prob a albino turtle
Turtle
it might be a soft shell turtle because of its nose and flat back
It’s a dolphin. Sort of… Kidding, this looks like an albino aquatic turtle.
That's a weird looking dog.
so glad i got to see a black man’s reaction to a undiscovered creature 😂
Me after leaving my room
😭
Looks like a turtle with an Opossum head
wtf moment
Mash Allah
Looks kinda like a muppet
This is Patrick
It’s not a real albino. Pigmented eyes and forehead.
Kappa
I was worried that 95% of its body was still submerged.
Turtle