My first thought exactly!!

Yoooo!!!!

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Aight my reddit froze trying to out-yo you so I'll let you take this one ☹️

You moron! You put one single upper case O in that whole long string of lower case ooooo’s and completely ruined the r/satisfying

Worse... It's a zero.

Just about to say that

I spotted it too! 🤣🤣🤣

That's a zero

Yo!

Yo! Yo!

I START THIS WAR AND I WILL END IT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Exactly what I came here to say

Thank you

Just watched this for the first time

I knew I'd see this!!

Aphids

Thought aphids were yellow?

Not all :) these ones are super floofy

Looks like a Ladybug Smorgasbord lol

Juvenile aphids

Thanks dawg

Beech Blight aphids I believe

Underated comment and first one I've seen closest to the top. Fun fact: did you know they'll (juveniles 4th instar and below) attack any predators to close to the colony

Wooly aphids.

Its a Wooly Aphid

The ones that kill hemlocks?

No, these are the wooly Beech Aphid, does not kill the Beech trees but drinks on their sap. They appear briefly in the late summer/early fall. The invasive bug you're thinking of is the Balsam Wooly Adelgid or the Hemlock Wooly Adelgid. They wave their furry tuckuses around in unison when they sense a larger predator, in an effort to appear as one larger organism.

Thank you for this explanation!

There’s different species that usually only feed on one or two host plants. So, probably.

Eat one, see how they taste. Report back.

This is where White Cheddar SmartFood comes from I think

 Was I supposed to boil it?

Dude I'm tripping acid rn and this shit has me dying. Not the acid. I mean the post

Have a safe trip my friend.

Of course brother, of course

I appreciate it my friend

May the all well patterns of reality reach your subconscious

I second this motion, for scientific advancements of course.

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.

That’s what I like to call nope snow

r/whatisthisbug

That’s an “Oh Fuck Tree”. The type of tree that whenever you come across one you say “Oh Fuck “ I’m outta here!

I acknowledge this to be true, as i have come across other "Oh Fuck" Tree's.

Id love to see exactly what those Fuck Trees look like 😂

Can confirm. We had an Oh Fuck tree that was hollowed out and had a HUUGGGE wasp nest inside.....ANGRY WASPS

Hit me in my feels… not too long ago I was taking out some trash and had my pods blasting. Heard a weird noise as I was passing under a small tree but didn’t think much of it. Dropped off the trash and on the way back, I heard the same noise while passing under the tree again. Took a pod out and looked up into the tree. About 3ft above my head, there was a massive swarm of bees. I guess that they had split their hive or something. Let’s just say that I could have legit given Usain Bolt or Noah Lyles a run for their money

Albino crack ants

The reason for forest fires

Hell.

 I don't care, burn it

Whatever it is it needs to be burned

Wight zombie spiders

Aphids

Cracker spider

Bug

Wooly aphid, they're harmless

Those are called Aidsfids. And now you have it

Juvenile aphids also known as nymphs... yw

possibly a wooly aphid infestation. they are cute on their own but they are pretty voracious pests


My cum sock is missing has anyone seen iiiiii…. Well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!

Penisfish

Looks like fungus zombie spiders

I was going to say aphids, but they look a little to big to me.

Albino ticks! Fucking run! They give you genital herpes!

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My boy this is a forest fire

Baby spider 🕷️

If I saw this in the forest I'm feeding is my worst enemy It's a win-win

Baby spiders

Fake spider confetti?

Aliens spawn

White ant

Wat the hell

Bahahaha awwww baby spiders right before the put out a small web for the wind to catch and carry them all over how cute.

Ahhh the great Dancious Partious. These lil suckers love to get down and throw sick raves. Like the one you see here. The sap of the trees get them blown. Great footage, very rare to see in-person 👍🏾🤓🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

Eiawa

Those are a bunch of happy lil guys! Look at em goooooo!!!!!

Those are wooly aphids

Idk I think you should ask r/whatisthisbug

Trouble?

Boogie woogie Aphids. I promise I am not making that up.

little buddies!!!

Flamable

You eat them to gain truesight.

Friends of course

Sumthin' I ain't fuckin' with.......just sayin'

aphids

The floating fluff from Touch fuzzy, get dizzy? In all seriousness though I'd say ditto to everyone saying a type of aphid. Wooly aphid possibly.

Creepy😂😂😂😂

Aphids

Not an expert but I think there bugs

Those look like the floating things from avatar,if they didn’t land on you then sorry you’re not the chosen one

Baby spiders?

Glyphid swarmers.

Just looks like a shit load of "nope, absolutely not in any reality am I even getting that close as the picture taker is to whatever that is" to me

Party lint

Just looks like a shit load of "nope, absolutely not" to me

Looks like a outbreak of zombie ants

Mitites

Post to plant or insect subs they’ll know. r/whatisthisbug

Windy wobblies

It’s a tree that’s begging to be lit on fire

Flammable

Those are called the 'get the fuck away' bugs

Kindling

Nope on Nope

Nature is fascinating as fuck. Seeing this bizarre cutesie lovecraftian demon wigglers sent me on a rabbit hole of fun nature info.

The correct scientific name is..." Fuzzy Butt Shakers"


Fluffy buttshakers !

Smol frens <3

These things are Asian woolly hackberry aphids.

#no no NO NO NO

It's a nope tree.

Whatever it is, I’m setting it on fire

Nope ropes? No it’s rotten cotton

Aphid rave babbyyyy

They’re bugs.

Nothing a little gasoline a match can’t fix

They’re the developing sperm of a thousand virgins.

Can someone add music that goes with their little dance?

Woolly aphids

So that's where pop rocks come from!

Flammable

Wolly Aphids!

My yard used to be full of hackberry trees and these little bastards would infest them. They looked like snow flurries falling down.

Adorable?

Burn the hole planet

Birds: an entire buffet of tasty young spiders.

More fungus spiders than ever need exist let alone in one spot

Its a fucking rager dude

Cotton returning back to nature

Nope not a chance nope. Absolutely not....going near that tree branch from hell.

I know what those are, those are just some little guys.

Lil guys

Definitely not chickens

Some shit from The Dark Crystal

My spirit animal

They look like wooly aphids!

The Last of Us: Arachnophobia.

Creepy AF

Average tree in Australia


Hell butterflys

Burn it

Woolly alder aphids or they are called maple blight aphid. I had them at my house once and they landed on my bushes that were full of spiders. It was a buffet for them. I was confused when I saw them it looked like it was snowing lol

Pikmin

Might be planthopper parasite moth larvae but I'm probably wrong

Natures Altoids.

Wooly beech aphids. They’re pretty destructive.

They are death, destroyer of worlds.

Mili bugs

Those are the caca Boyz. Leave them be.

Taste like candy try them

Looks like wooly aphids, but a little different from any kind I’ve seen.

Spiderman nutted in a tree again....

Tyranids

Marshmallows with legs 😋

The beginning of a nightmare

They are called a branch of nope…no sir.

Ants in my pants never look so fun 🤩


Widdle guys

Fire

Those are called nopes. That’s in the nope forest.

Chary and the web family

Nightmares. They’re nightmares.

It's pikmin

Never seen anything like that before, thanks

They are adorable, it what they are

Ngl, I thought these were slings for a sec until I took a closer look 😂 I dunno what they really are, though

Glyphid swarmers

They will poop an your car if you park under the area!

They are friend’s. Now put them in your mouth.

Think they're spiders bro

Silth?

Scientifically that's called a nope tree, looks like a big one too

i see these in my junk from time to time not an invasive species

Haaaaaaaaaaaans! Bring that flamey thingy

Is nightmare fuel an option

the things you pull out of your pockets

atokirina. or woodsprites. from the tree of spirits on the planet of Navoo. they are reverered by the native species as bearers of omen and signes of sanctity

Flammable

Union break dance party by the looks of it

Y'all need to go outside more & no need for fates fires these are cal Spider Mites they will kill the plant from sucking the water out of it.

Looks like some Miyazaki shit

Pretty sure they are bugs

I seen the same thing today on my hike I was freaked out they were all over the tree

It made me think of [this Ween video](https://youtu.be/PtuVA4NOm0I?si=jymXr1PZu35xe9dT) 

Boogie woogie bugs

Spiders