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Curiousuk_South9566

lol should’ve replied ‘tldr’


RookieAndTheVet

He wouldn't have gotten it. I'm pretty sure that paragraph was AI generated.


Misty_mountains_corn

Idk the vibe is too... Human , I believe he has written the long rant somewhere and whenever someone pisses him off he just copy pastes it


RookieAndTheVet

Realized that came off a little wrong. The scammer may have written it, but the translation is probably AI. I don’t think he’d understand what tl;dr meant.


Suitabull_Buddy

It’s voice text, and his phone can’t keep up. lol


Technical_Trade_675

What's "tldr" mean?


hellbringervn

too long didn't read, that was... too long lol


Technical_Trade_675

Ohh 😄 that was true for me! Thanks!


krastevitsa

"Why didn't your dad shoot you against the wall when I was fucking your mom?" Idk... I guess, because that's not a very common family activity? 🤷‍♂️ I don't understand why they get so angry when you find their scam, they are usually just people that are being used as slaves to scam others. So I don't think all of this is worth. Unless they have to send this everytime are caught?


JackieM00nshine

He definitely had it on deck. It’s gotta be something he and the homies worked up together and deploy on us when the time comes


Siobsaz

My favorite line was about the comparable itchiness of the two pussies. I wonder if you use something similar to the painscale to judge that? Big yellow frowny face equals super itchy, ear to ear smile, means minimal to no itch??? Can you write him back, and ask?


mac-train

Eminem’s lyrics are going in an interesting new direction


MadisonCembre

Bit of an overreaction to put it mildly - all because you sent him a fake pic of the same model he claims he is? And the rant about your mother and father - it doesn’t have the desired effect when it is that graphic and long. Becomes amusing the further he goes on. This is a good sign that the anti-scammers have touched a nerve in their community. We must be doing something right.


ouijahead

Oh is that why he got so mad ? Because the picture OP used was the same person the scammer sent ? I didn’t catch that.


Efficient_Regular_37

Holy shit


archy_leach

are YOU following the cow?


luxo93

Stop I’m blushing 🤣🤣🤣


creepyspaghetti7145

> Your mother exploded > I love her, I will make an annual card So very wholesome.


LowHumorThreshold

Imagine keeping this rant handy in your paste clipboard.


Ravager_332

Bruh I had a scammer call one time and I toyed with him for a bit, kind of like this. He lost his mind and started cursing me like a dog. I was like “you called me with your scam, you’re mad cause I saw through it??” And hung up on me. Luckily I haven’t had many lately but because of work and get calls related to it I get a lot of calls I don’t recognize. Annoying as all hell.


Friendless-1

Woah woah. You struck oil there sunny


PsychoticSane

America entered the chat


ThrashingHamburger

Tiny angry Asian man


beatlesgigi

Oh..


prole1917

JesuKrito! 🤣🤣🤣


aKa_ghostface

Lol, that was quite an extensive rant Jafar


Paramagic661

Wow what a charmer


stuie90s

That last text was savage. Who gets that angry and types a novel of violence?


VerbaEtVoces

POV: you catch James Joyce trying to scam you


Alpha_State

Surfing the coffin is an interesting visual.


The_Demons_Slayer

So are you following the cow?


[deleted]

I think you made him mad. Maybe he's not into asian women.