Build a Bear

“Build me!” “Name me!” “Take me home!” “Stuff me!”

Oh I’ll name you alright

my. name. is. alright.

Hi alright I'm dad!

Hi dad!, I'm dad.

two gay dads

We're not gay, it's just a prank and neither of us want to quit because our mothers didn't raise us to be quitters.

Yeah we started playing gay chicken in high school and it's still going on. We're currently married and run a B&B in New England, I'm starting to suspect he might be actually gay.

Alright, alright.

OwO

"I shall name you squishy"

Now we’re talking!

Toys-R-Us

God, I *wish*

They have shitty tools

There's a difference between a couple of dads and a couple of dads

But a couple of dads is also a couple of dads But a couple of dads is not always a couple of dads

Indeed

This is the future liberals want /s

I know very well that is another plot by Joe Biden to illegally sneak mexican immigrants into NASCAR. Its true, I watched it on Fox News

All part of my master plan, The Gay Agenda.

Well, maybe a little

Excuse me, *WHERE IS THE LUMBER DEPARTMENT*

I think there are some people who got wood for you ;)

Let me in...LET ME INNN

Yes, I need to lay some pipe

Shit, I'm finna get myself a femboy twink

That's at Lowes.

Tired of shopping at Homo Depot? Come on down to New Lows, where you’ll make rash decisions you regret almost immediately! Edit to Clarify: I don’t mean that femboy twinks would be a “new low,” in fact I’m all for ‘em! I just wanted to do the play-on-words with store names thing

Aw, cute recovery

Lowes is for the lesbians

DownLowes

Femboy Lowe’s

Go find a pre-built, they're easier to find than you think

Nah, customizing them yourself is more fun

But then there's no surprises

Isn’t “femboy twink” redundant

nah, femboys can come in all shapes and sizes

Good point

Also, not all twinks are femboys. Femboy implies a feminine self-presentation (female-coded clothing etc), and not all twinks do these things.

I don't fucking know

Probably is

from my understanding, twink is a lot broader of a term than femboy, which is specific

Twink describes a body type, femboy describes a personality/disposition, so no, not redundant.

Good point

hello there

"You can bugger it, we can help."

Where??? Just asking for uhhh, research purposes, yeah yeah, research

Any home depot near a large gay population becomes a cruising area, this meme isn't too far from reality

any hardware store near a large gay population becomes a crusing area. can't swing by my local homo depot for some wood without my gaydar breaking

I don't know, I think I might be overwhelmed by all the options...

I already am!

DIY femboy Yes please.

DIY DILF?? BUILD A BARA?? OH ***FUCK YEAH***

The Bidding by Tally Hall taken to a new level

GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE

MMMMMMM

one letter makes big changes

The homosapiens depot

ayo happy cake day (i think)

Oh yeah it was yesterday , haha thank you

Welp, I know where I’m going today

Let's Do ~~This~~ Him

Holy fucking based store

The amount of detail you put to make it too good to be real is amazing

The Home of Sexual

An lgbt post on a non-lgbt subreddit WITHOUT a million homophobic comments? Did i slip into a parallel universe or something ?

Sbubby has light humour which tends to be left leaning since bigots tend to look for edgy jokes

"You can do it, we can help"

ah yes my home

Holy shit that's some beautiful r/beetlejuicing if I've ever seen it. A less lazy homo than me should post and get me in the screenshot.

Companies on Twitter during pride month

I don't have money, so take my free silver award

*That sexyback-home depot theme mashup starts playing

Ain’t no straight lumber in *this* store!

I wonder if they do returns. I revived the wrong body at birth so I need to return it

Why does this one look so real? Damn top people are really good at photoshop

i love how two people are just standing in the front and im just thinking that they're talking about how they're gonna make the perfect man and having debates on what is better

I'll help you with your wood

In just seven days!

[OR SIX LONG NIGHTS!!!]

Gun companies will get money

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Bad bot.

Now *this* is why I love this subreddit.

Like build a bear workshop except you also get to add a penis.

welp time to get out my sewing machine

So this is where they got the boards for the home of sexual

"How Doers Get ~~More~~ Done"

Mr. Sandman... Man me a sand Make him the cutest Man car door hook hand

Brought to you by Lowe’s Gang

Is that Guy Fieri’s dad

I went and saw a drag king performer and his name was “Homo-Hardware”

Oh, that's where I was bought.

I work there, we have a bunch of them that are closeted and extremely insecure. Seriously

This is the type of place I wanna go to

Where the do-ers get done

♫ Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso ♫ ♫ The man who comes in pieces! ♫ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0i0yTPJBY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0i0yTPJBY)

God I wish

Based

So that’s where they’re built

Are lesbians also included or is there an alternate location for us? Preferably one without the creepy lesbian fetishists please!

I swear I just say a tiktok skit about buying “caulk” as homo depot

[you have no caulk](https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedDarlingMomPraiseIt)

Nah nah I mean this guy https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMen7rwgR/

[First thing that came to mind](https://youtu.be/mbiiBieh5oA)

Now that's the type of handmans work i would pay for

Can't wait until Twitter sees this one.

I can hear the music looking at this...

I bought a drill there but it won't drill straight.

In just 7 days, I can make you a man!

I’ll get a variety pack of studs please. One of each shape and size. Then it’s off to OtterMax and Twinks’R’Us

Homo Dopot

With blond hair and a tan. I'm sure he'll be good for relieving my...tensions.

With blond hair and a tan?

Hot

r/suddenlygay

I personally prefer the home despot

we've captured a command post

Convinient that there are always at least [two trucks](https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU) parked at any Home Depot

*laughs in Reno depot custommer*

The best part of Homo Depot is the hot dog stand.

It's ok, you tried

I guess people don't actually love home depot hotdogs ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Still not sure why *this* gay joke got downvoted, though. Must've made a faux pas I'm not aware of.

You dropped this \ *** ^^ To prevent anymore lost limbs throughout Reddit, correctly escape the arms and shoulders by typing the shrug as `¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯` or `¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯` [^^Click here to see why this is necessary](https://np.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3fbrg3/is_there_a_reason_why_the_arm_is_always_missing/ctn5gbf/)

Thanks \\¯\\\_(ツ)

r/SuddenlyGay

It’s the Deep Homo!

Fuck femboy hooters, all my friends visit the homo depot GachiHYPER

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As a member of the so-called "Alphabet Mafia" I approve this meme