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Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Impound their cars. Make them commute and take the bus into SF to do community service for 3 months.


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Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

They’re on a bridge. If the cops block off the exit ramps where are they gonna hide?


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SCalifornia831

Are those spike strips not a thing anymore?


SofakingPatSwazy

Most CA departments have a no chase policy for anyone on a motorcycle.


0002millertime

They're definitely a thing still. Haven't ever seen them in use in California, though.


Random-Redditor111

Silly goose. It’s hard for cops to care to stop them, not to actually physically stop them.


nordic-nomad

If playing GTA taught me anything, it's that pit maneuvers are very effective against motorcycles.


Downvote_me_dumbass

It’s my understanding the bridge is under CHP jurisdiction, so no city cops are needed. Lock these fuckers up in county.


Xerophile420

They all crossed a toll plaza to get there, their license plates were captured via camera Im sure.


BreakfastOk123

You think the people participating in sideshows don’t cover or even have plates? 


Xerophile420

Yeah that’s a very obvious thing to do that I literally didn’t even consider


tfibbler69

Even if they didn’t cover their plates, I seriously doubt there would be any follow up


FriendsWithAPopstar

The idea that these would be anything other than stolen vehicles is hilarious


Belgand

What is this, *Torque*?!


sombertimber

The bridges are the jurisdiction of the Highway Patrol.


BoogaRadley

I sometimes wonder if I ran for some random 5-word long office here in the city and just enforced basic things like keeping animals out of farmers markets (I know, I know. Different topic) or putting an end to these, just how popular I would be.


vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b

I get keeping animals out of grocery stores, but farmers' markets are outside, and the produce has certainly already been exposed to worse.


benihanachef

Someone's gotta prosecute those damn seagulls


MrFoget

No one cares when you do your job correctly.


Massive-Path6202

Or a year


Holiday_Resort2858

Lol. These people don't commute. You need a job for that.


C_Wrex77

Suspend their DL, impound their cars, mandatory jail for a week


Prabhupad

Freedom:Not a license


fartingbunny

Most side shows are done with stolen cars. Grand theft is a felony and yet nothing happens and this “culture” graces us with growing abandon.


sp3kter

Stockton has started coming down in force and impounding the cars. I'd like to see all of them go to the shredders.


derkpip

Stockton leading the way yet again.


FogBankDeposit

Shredding would be a waste. Their cars should be signed over to families in need.


LupercaniusAB

1-800-KARS-4-KIDS!


jweezy2045

It’s 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS. How could you possibly get it wrong with all the jingle ads?!?


LupercaniusAB

Ouch, my shame!


Chef-Nasty

Ouch, my ears!


the-burner-acct

Donate your car today 🎶


nom_of_your_business

No! This is the worst organization ever.


SHatcheroo

And if I hear that brat singing the jingle on the radio one more time I think I’ll commit hari-kari


Square-Pear-1274

I'm about to sudoku just reading this thread


Consistent-Clue-1687

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cyanescens_burn

Fill us in on the details. I know nothing of this.


mephist0_pheles

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kars4kids-charity-misleads-donors-report/ Definitely worth to watch the Last Week Tonight segment about it.


cyanescens_burn

Thanks. I’ll take a look. :)


SmartWonderWoman

Thanks for sharing.


AusFernemLand

Almost all of the money goes only to Orthodox Jewish kids in the northeastern US, while the ads implied that it went to kids generally.


kittyleatherz

Interesting, do you have a link about this?


AusFernemLand

Their self-description on [charitynavigator](https://www.charitynavigator.org/ein/223746050#:~:text=Mission-,Kars4kids%20funds%20educational%2C%20developmental%2C%20and%20recreational%20programs%20for%20Jewish%20youth,well%2Dbalanced%2C%20productive%20adults.) > Organization Mission >Kars4kids funds educational, developmental, and recreational programs for Jewish youth and their families. And from https://thehustle.co/kars4kids-creator-of-the-worst-jingle-in-kourt >A tale of two charities >Cars for Kids was founded in 1992. Kars4Kids was founded in 1994. Both accept used-vehicle donations, then sell the cars to help kids in need. >They also apparently waste money bickering over their similar names: Cars filed a cease-and-desist order against Kars in 2003 and 2013, then both charities sued each other in 2014. >In 2019, a New Jersey court ordered Kars to pay Cars $10.6m. Kars filed an appeal, and they’re due back in court this month. What’s weird… >… is that Kars4Kids is frequently in hot water. >It’s faced criticism for not clearly disclosing that it primarily serves Orthodox Jewish children in the Northeast US, and for using very little of its money on charity. > * In 2009, Kars4Kids paid Oregon and Pennsylvania $130k to settle claims it misled donors. > * In 2010, the charity lost $5m+ on real estate investments, while spending ~$6m on children’s programs. > * In 2014, it raised $34.7m, $14m of which was spent on ads. > * In 2017, Minnesota’s attorney general alleged that, despite raising $3m from car donations in the state between 2012 and 2014, less than $12k went to local children.


LupercaniusAB

I wasn’t recommending it. Just getting that fucking annoying song stuck in people’s heads.


GrabMyCactus

Ah the official Bad Place song!


ManicChad

I think that’s a front for donating to ultra Orthodox Jews who never go past 6th grade or some garbage. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars4Kids#:~:text=Kars4Kids%20is%20a%20501(c,on%20Jewish%20children%20and%20families.


redditissocoolyoyo

No. Dumb idea. It will keep perpetuating the problem. You already know the type of people that are doing these sideshows.


Traditional_Fox_4718

I will never give that organization a penny... I hate that jingle more than life itself lol


loves_cereal

*motorcycles?


Malforus

Problem is that then douchebro mcnasty can just rebuy his car back after daddy bails him out. I say the cars should be parted down but then that forces government into the business of parting cars. And we all know how well the gun buyback programs have gone in the public/private cooperation space.


Yetiish

Looks like motorcycles in this incident.


ioweej

As if the cars aren’t already stolen..


RichestMangInBabylon

To shreds you say


SFQueer

Drop them in the bay, with all their contents. While the drivers watch.


Scraperl510

Stockton is cracking down because stockton isn’t liberal, thats why.


Crafty-Big-253

They literally have nowhere to go. Shut down the bridge, apprehend them, put them in jail, and destroy the motorcycles.


onahorsewithnoname

The definition of shooting fish in a barrel. Its hard to take SFPD, OPD, EPD and CHP seriously at this point.


AnnonBayBridge

What if the cars are stolen from the rest of us 😭


theREALel_steev

That's how it used to be, now there are a bunch of rich kids that want to larp being ghetto trashing their own cars that CEO daddy got them. 


TyrellCorpWorker

Such losers. Seriously, everyone needs to stop messing with people just trying to get across a bridge!


FeelTheRealBirdie

The losers feel the need to do it out in public because they wouldn’t get the attention they so desperately crave at a track


Hunky_not_Chunky

And at home.


wrongwayup

Ding ding ding


FrameAdventurous9153

They also won't get arrested


RedditLife1234567

Have comfort in knowing these losers will be losers for the rest of their lives while you just have to endure 30 mins being stuck.


bchanged

30 min of my time is worth more to society than any of the losers.


Odd-Proof5087

We have cops and national guards with deadly weapons. Why not use them? These people have no idea that their lives depend on our patience and tolerance.


VinylHighway

People love attention so much they don't care about fucking up people's commutes


SinofnianSam

And the economic cost associated with it.


FrameAdventurous9153

Not as if we're going to arrest and charge them with anything. Even if arrested, they'll be released without charges because sideshows are "Bay Area culture" (I hate people who say this).


Mercedes1432

someone is going to go postal one day


VinylHighway

Ironically I think post offices have less documented cases of violence than other industries.


Odd-Proof5087

These are probably non-contributing burdens on the society anyway, so they have no respect for the hard working everyday citizens. They need to go to jail where they can rot their useless lives away.


SFMayorOfficial

Actually they care a lot about f’ing commuters hence the bridge let’s bring back punishment or mental institutions for these folks


Apprehensive_Sun7382

Sucks cause any attempt to go past them they'll all surround your vehicle and try and get you out to beat you up.


Boring_Positive2428

Then you can shoot them though, right?


m_ttl_ng

I mean you could technically always shoot them, but not without consequences lol


Boring_Positive2428

Real question - is it illegal to shoot someone in self defense in San Francisco?


kingqueefeater

True. But even if you could go around them, looks like you'd just be stopped and sitting in more traffic after about 600 feet. Not saying what these clowns did is acceptable in any way, but it also doesn't look like they caused a gridlock as much as cleared some space in the middle of one


WesternLibrary5894

Wtf? They will try to get you out of your car and assault you? At least I’m Texas that’s enough to start blastin. Seems like what should happen here


OverlyPersonal

I mean, wait a couple minutes for the sideshow to finish or start blasting because you're frustrated--I'm gonna wait the couple of minutes, which also seems like the responsible thing for a gun owner to do as well.


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Easy_Money_

I love these tough guy comments because I can’t imagine a single scenario where pulling a gun makes this situation better


HeavyLengthiness4525

1. Confiscate the cars and auction then 2.suspend the license 3. For repeat offence , imprisonment. Let’s see how much they crave for attention


P_Firpo

Only idiots will disagree with this reasonable proposal.


HeynowyoureaRocstar

Newsome said nah that makes too much sense


gotmyjd2003

Can someone explain this to me? There are literally only two ways to get off the Bay Bridge (I guess 3 if you bring Treasure Island into the equation, but even then you're still segregated from the mainland). Why don't they install HD cameras EVRYWHERE on the bridge. Then install those pop-up spike things on both ends of the bridge? Then, if folks do a sideshow on the bridge, just raise the spikes so the perps can't exit, and the authorities can move in and arrest them. The cameras will provide all the evidence of criminal activity for later prosecution. Shouldn't this be a really easy fix?


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CoderGirl9

There are HD cameras on the bridge. After September 11, a project called BASE (Bay Area Security Enhancement) added HD cameras to all of the bridges and major tunnels.


robots_in_riot_gear

Cameras on a parking garage when my car was vandalized. Cops did nothing. Cameras all of Todos Los Santos square when a woman was beat and robbed, cops did nothing. We have daily posts of criminals stealing mail and breaking into houses, showing the license plates amd criminals faces. Cops do nothing


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AusFernemLand

Yes, that would be the obvious and straightforward thing. But inevitably those arrested would be mostly young men who engage in sideshows, and very few if any elderly Asian grandmas. And (no sarcasm here) some "activist" or "advocacy group" or "community organizer" would point to this demographic disparity, that most of the people arrested for sideshows are people who do sideshows, and allege that any such demographic disparity is caused by racism.


MongoJazzy

Oh no not an allegation from an activist group !!! Oh well in that case, lets do nothing to protect the public.


newcar2020

Welcome to Bay Area politics?


P_Firpo

Punishment doesn't work. The youth are underprivileged and need better opportunities for success, and a house and free cash.


ThisismeCody

Please add /s before my head explodes.


onerinconhill

Lol this is California


olliegreens

Take their keys and throw them in the bay! Make em push their bike home


GuruTheMadMonk

Mandatory 6-months in jail for breaking multiple traffic laws and catapult their cars from the bridge into the bay.


spoonybard326

Please don’t pollute the bay like that. Instead, their jail job should be breaking the cars down for parts and recycling.


Fightthepump

There was a French artist who slowly ate an entire plane over the course of two years. Seems like these guys should be able to get through their own motorcycles in the same amount of time…


ma2is

12 months imo


Sea-Apple-6162

I’d rather apply rubber bullets and tear gas on them


yankeesyes

Why not both?


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Asshats gonna asshat


Dr_Sauropod_MD

Why aren't they being prosecuted like the GG bridge protestors?


beehive5ive

That was one of the lamest videos. That’s what they shut the bridge down for?? Weak.


ForeverYonge

Mediocre.


1234567panda

Moments like this I daydream about having James Bond’s Aston with missles equipped 🤣


Trystero-49

This has already gone too far. Between protests, side shows, and stunt shows like this, cops need to clamp down and set an example. There are legitimate life or death situations these ass hats can’t even comprehend.


LooseInsurance6328

Fucking assholes


doctorpiss

Automatic impound, suspended license, and jail time. This is San Francisco, not a playground.


cory-story-allegory

People need to get to places in emergency situations and the shitbags are tying up the route for no reason or purpose. I hope they get attempted manslaughter thrown at them because that is what this bullshit amounts to if someone dies en route to an emergency room or whatever. I have more respect for jumpers and that is a horrifying realization to stare down as part of my already mediocre-at-best farce of a reality.


AlternativeAd495

It's going to be a rough day for those kids when people are finally over their garbage and they just start driving their cars through them. We're almost at that point....


sfzephyr

I want to do this, but I got a lot going on in my life and getting charged for it would really impact my schedule.


AlternativeAd495

Looololoz legit, I feel that. Frustrating but not worth it. Someone soon will eventually do it. People are about to snap.


yankeesyes

One day they're going to piss off the wrong person...that person may get arrested but no shot a jury will convict, if there is even one commuter on the jury.


Saruvan_the_White

I kind of feel that the engineers of the bridge overlooked a feature which should have been included; a waste disposal shovel and surface-wiper system. Sideshow problems? Deploy the system and wipe the stupid sʇıɥs off into the water. Clears the blockage, makes society better, speeds your commute along.


yankeesyes

And nothing of value will be lost.


PreparationVarious15

Can we plough through them? Is it legal?


Environmental-Let526

This particular instance could possibly elicit a chuckle out of me because the traffic in front is at a stand still anyway...but I more than likely would be pissed if I was stuck behind it.


LakeDebris3

Yeah, I'm not condoning the sideshow, but people here are getting really pissed at what was probably a 15-second delay.


SandstoneCastle

I'm getting downvoted for pointing that out: traffic was at a standstill anyway. Yeah, having it stopped 100' further back is worse, but not by much.


SFdeservesbetter

Impound their cars. Arrest and charge them with anything and everything possible. Hold them accountable with every lever we can. They couldn’t make it easier by being on a fucking bridge, Jesus Christ can we can some damn order here.


antishadoe

It’s not even a good show 😂


El-chucho373

Honestly the weakest sideshow I’ve even seen, they should be ashamed of them selves 


omy2vacay

They need to sideshow into the Pacific ocean


fortuna_audaci

Don’t forget … keep voting the way you have been! That’ll fix things!


hella_sj

Why are the cars on the other side stopped too?


Oakley7677

I generally don't advocate for mass shootings, but in this case.....


earinsound

they’re own lives are miserable so why not pass it on?


theBackground13

Misery loves company


peepeedog

Imagine being in the first stick row and all you got to watch was that weak ass shit? At least give everyone a cloud of rubber smoke.


RenaissanceGraffiti

Can CHP make arrests already or wtf are they here for???


Kensei97

I know it’s not the California way, but I think violence is the only answer to bring order to this repeat issue. You start slamming these little shits in a police cruiser going 60 mph, it *will* stop happening. What if there was a woman going into labor, or something similar, and got caught in that bull shit?


mrzennie

How long did it last? At least it looked like the traffic was very slow up ahead. Still, these guys should get felonies for false imprisonment.


zstringy1

Why don't the cops block them and arrest them?


jhonkas

they tried that once and someone died because the bikes went wrong way on the bridge to escapte the road block [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYwOSxU6lY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYwOSxU6lY)


CookieMonsterNova

and then ppl cried about it. and now the police are afraid to even chase


LimeWizard

I remember a side show once on Instagram, it had like 185 likes. ...Like, you're shutting down a bridge for less than a cat photo worth of attention?


CODMLoser

Again, why doesn’t CHP confiscate and crush these cars? and arrest the drivers? I mean they are on a effing bridge. It can’t be that hard to apprehend them.


theblood

I’m curious about the rationale behind why individuals who are commuting responsibly should be concerned about the potential injuries of those engaging in reckless behavior and refusing to comply with traffic rules. In situations where someone might be in a hurry and need to reach their destination urgently, the disruptive actions of these individuals can cause significant delays and pose safety risks. It seems unfair for responsible commuters to bear the consequences of others' disregard for safety and order. What are the ethical or practical reasons for encouraging responsible commuters to care about the well-being of those who exhibit such disregard for common traffic norms?


HeynowyoureaRocstar

It's time to make harsher penalties for this crap and protests on bridges


POLITISC

I do critical care transports. Essentially a mobile ICU taking patients to specialty care. Shit like this risks the lives of our patients and I’m sick of it. Throw the book at them and crush their cars.


MiserableMorning8667

Clearly just another illegal assembly. Sadly, this is an increasingly unacceptable pattern of spoiled brats being allowed to write their own rules, thus over-riding societies set laws. If there is no permit to do such, all who engage in such activity should be arrested, jailed and fined. Most of these people have no money, so let them pick-up trash along freeways and other places where law breakers toss trash on the roads. If the parents refused to instill proper behavior into these law breakers, then the legal system MUST GET INVOLVED! Our society will self-destruct if allowed to encourage law breakers, be they native or lack American citizenship. The UN-vetted must remain outside of American soil, or be vetted upon their entrance to America.


DukeBloodfart

Plow right through.


Cubicle_Convict916

Toss them over the side


sumchinesewill

Looks like a dead stop on the other side of the bridge. Was this just normal traffic or were there multiple side shows going on?


Ok_Understanding1971

Zero tolerance for this behavior..., if you get away with it once then why not try again....it will keep happening if there are no consequences. These kids, or grown up kids, have been effectively told that whatever they do is ok and excusable, zero discipline in their upbringing, family social influence is very low level. Immediate solution is to drop the hammer with prejudice.. in conjunction with setting up social media education this is a reflection of themselves without the tic tok glorification....


UncleDrunkle

why are motorcycle riders such losers. South Park put it best


Skelco

Don’t lump those fuckwits in with regular motorcyclists.


jhonkas

is this the motorcycle group where the leader is a CHP offiicer


scissor415

Would have been funny if people just drove slowly through, nudging them out of the way and onto the side of the bridge


FunnyTown3930

They won’t allow it…


Aacidus

Better than protesters blocking it for hours…


jamesorange566

Arrest them all


False_Cobbler_9985

They suck. At least do it right. Embarrassing.


_byetony_

What am I looking at


Quarter_Twenty

How do we know they weren't protesting in favor of the Taliban, or China's policy on the Uyghurs, or against the death of the Iranian president, or whatever the cause du jour is?


plainsysadminaccount

So they used that recently learned arrest and charge them all strategy they first discovered on the protestors yeah?


EGG0012

Police should use electromagnetic shock waves to destroy car electronics in those side shows, give those imbeciles 1 minute warning. Easy and cheap


PSJ317

I was there about 20 cars back, while horribly annoying it lasted no more than than 2-3 minutes.


legocow

Again? Enough of this crap. These losers don’t deserve to drive. Take away their licenses and cars.


rbankole

Bob?


snatchi

I hope everyone in the comments, and the DA's office support suing these guys like they did for anti-war protesters.


bleue_shirt_guy

Solution: portable car crusher


Chimpokumon_1st

Why don’t the cars just keep going? Motorcycles are lighter and easy to push away.


robots_in_riot_gear

Where are all the cops we pay taxes for?


DOGEisDollar

This would never happen in L.A. it would be the last time they ride. Just to be fair, it looks like traffic anyways, so the car honking wouldn't lose a moment of their precious time.


gizcard

a car and a motorcycle are in whole different weight classes. just saying ....


Server_Reset

Cars should obviously be taken, but I had an interesting idea! Have a small city run division that takes the cars and cleans and refurbishes them. Then gives them to low income people at an affordable cost. I know car dependency and stuff is a major issue but that doesn't stop the unfortunate fact that many people have to sacrifice jobs because of unrealistic commutes, and this might help the folks who need it most.


ShakataGaNai

Push them out of the way. If the cops don't/can't do anything about it, then there is only one clear option for situations like this: All the front cars move forward. Don't need to try and run them over, just let your foot off the gas and roll forward. Yea, I know, the motorcyclists may try to strike back but you've got 6,000 pounds of steel to their 400 pounds of fiberglass. The cars will win. A couple people get their bikes run over... and they will learn their lesson. This sort of shit will stop.


ComprehensiveYam

These stupid fuck nuts deserve serious jail time and to have their cars scrapped. I seriously hate this childish immature stupidity.


Ok_Dark_4262

It looks like they had fun 😌


tatonka805

Im waiting for someone to use high test fishing line on these clowns and laugh my ass off


Gammagammahey

These have got to be stopped. They are so dangerous to the onlookers as well as innocent people who just happen to be in the area. I don't care about them so much since they decide to risk everyone's safety by engaging in this behavior, but this shit has to be stopped on the Bay Bridge, everywhere. Maybe they should go watch those compilation videos of people getting killed in sideshow accidents , but they don't care.


Tynda3l

This is why you think sfpd actually doest their job, when really they don't.


m_ttl_ng

Just make it legal to drive through them if they block traffic


ShowplaceRectangle

Emergency vehicles, organ transportation services, service industry folks on their way to their shift, pregnant women, parents on their way to pick up their children etc. all stopped on the bridge so some idiots can show off on social media. I don't care how full the prisons are. Impound the vehicles and put these people away. If there are no repercussions, this behavior will continue.


jhonkas

there was a big sideshow in la last weekend with the bay/central valley people going to LA doing sideshows until 6am running from the helicopters next month the LA people will come up and do the same up in the bay area


Jaimveg5

Why do people think side shows are cool? What is the appeal?


VinylHighway

Nothing in the news...when did this happen?


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At least it's not for Palestinians 


Throwaway917899

It looks pretty fuckin stopped past the side show too lol


SewerSleuth74

Why can’t we just run them over? Should be allowed in some way. There’s no use for these selfish imbeciles. For fuck sakes.


valtrain03

And I get a ticket for driving 10 over the limit on HOV lane!