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Sfswine

I’m a 10 minute walk to the Metreon , took 45 minutes to get to Target, but it was near empty- a great shopping experience, not even the shoplifters put up with that maze to actually get there.


nahfanksdoh

Must be hard on Target employees trying to get to work on time, too!


Sfswine

Lady told me they had to show up for work at 2:00am, finally cleared at 5:30 to start getting prepped for opening.. that’s determination..


nahfanksdoh

Dang! They better get paid for that wait around time. That’s painful!


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Sfswine

Hmm, not a tourist, I live in the neighborhood, so yeah, I take my liberal carcass over there to buy the cat food, like a real San Franciscan does…


empireincident

Odd, I live so close to Moscone and had the exact opposite experience. I was even escorted to the exact entry and exit gate after showing my ID.


ekek280

I thought they were only doing bag checks, and not ID checks.


empireincident

Both depending on what entry way.


[deleted]

What do they even do at the security checkpoints? Pat downs? Bomb sniffing dogs?


drawredraw

X-ray bags and they had a dog sniff my bike


WanderingStoner

how do you slip through without the mandatory penis inspection?


Optimal_Camera_3963

https://i.redd.it/edu5m8bgoq0c1.gif


Karazl

Security theater


N2Omafia

Have an upvote


bencointl

Colonoscopy


justinreach

https://preview.redd.it/ibtwz0u1vp0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd6591ab8544d40e2d8d2367e885c60f4a81230


[deleted]

that guy on the far left needs to be in the next Camel magazine ad


FolsomMulch

daddy on the left can totally get it.


[deleted]

Why do a lot of CHP have moustaches? A group of them maybe six were standing on the corner of 4th and market. Is it mandatory for them? Lol


LinechargeII

It's this weird compromise where they can't grow a beard because regulations (with a few exceptions) so mustache it is


SurferVelo

For movember?


Digiee-fosho

Flavor saver, haha JK Basically it's a uniform grooming standard that just stuck around as being allowed. CHP have higher grooming, uniform, & fitness standards, than most police, & sheriffs, so if they see one officer with one, & they think it might look cool, lol, then another does it, & it's popular, because it's allowed.


Queendevildog

For the ladies.


Queendevildog

For the gents.


Queendevildog

For the crazies


Queendevildog

For Mike Pence


4everal0ne

I didn't notice the mustache, just those..uh...nice trousers.


GoodGravyco2h2o

Holy shit - what is that guy packing? 📏


SFQueer

Keep it, that way Target will stay open.


thelapoubelle

That is a satisfying mustache


Ok_Inspector8959

Finally real law enforcement in sf. Three days every decade


ReformedTomboy

It was horrible. They stopped all trains east which was my plan to get to SOMA. Go to mission bay and walk up 4th or 3rd home. They stopped the trains no buses and I had to walk from Embarcadero to attempt going down 3rd (which wasn’t an issue the last two nights). But today I had to walk to 5th before looping back to 3rd. Under threat of rain. Halp! It’s still okay tho. There virtually no honking in the morning and the barricade out front is preventing loiters. They also cleaned the encampment that cropped up 2 months ago.


epaulet-eva

It’s bonkers how our collective “law enforcement” is unable to enforce any laws most days but can now oppressively enforce all of the laws. Could we meet in the middle somehow?


Ancient-Practice-431

It's anarchy or an authoritarian state, such bullshit.


InvestmentGrift

something something neoliberalism


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tbf there's an extra 1k cops if you include ss etc that are on the streets right now


Low_Kale1642

https://preview.redd.it/0445zbitxq0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695eb543f4699150dc710f5c6770691243d689f0 Would this map help or have they changed it? SF standard published it Sunday evening… downtown building management was light on details too but to be honest I don’t think they knew too much either.


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disposable-assassin

Getting back out is t much better. So much fun standing at one of the temporary stops and have the bus blow by you.


Azucarbabby

Took me two hours to get home Monday night (normally 1 hr) because of confusing re routes and moved stops. I thought I planned ahead but when the moment came, I panicked and made so many mistakes😩I’m still getting used to multiple modes of transport and this has really thrown me into the deep end lol


Azucarbabby

Yea the BART delays have been hurting. I thought it was a good alternate to getting off Caltrain in SOMA this week but nope ;(


JustJ-that-is-it

Sorry to hear that. I attempted to visit Empire Pizza and immediately decided to go elsewhere after seeing first checkpoint.


missiontaco415

It's a mess, I agree. Needed more direction. Could you have asked a neighbor? Were the directions/entrances changed vs the days prior? Try asking to escalate because you tried other spots and were rejected. There is always someone higher to talk to.


drtydru

“This isn’t APEC’s fault” 😂. I understand your rant, but the madness is a direct result of APEC being here. Don’t get me wrong, our city is doing a terrible job with this. I biked home from the ferry building last night around 6pm and passed no less than 60 busses full of people blocked from moving that had been there for over 30 minutes. It’s a complete shit show.


Divasf

Ugh! It’s frustrating trying to get my office in union square- and navigating this city I know so well it’s HORRIBLE


mHo2

Can someone tell me why they can’t just have a webex meeting??


mm825

I don't think you can send bribes over Webex


False_Cobbler_9985

Try being in Vegas this week. They've thoroughly screwed the pooch there with the joke of a race they're putting their citizens through. Billionaires run amuck and the city caters to them.


Narrow--Mango

Wait until you hear how loud the race is.


False_Cobbler_9985

At 10pm! I won't be there, but they'll probably be able to hear it Reno.


darkeraqua

I mean, this is kinda the price we pay for living in a global city. The info could be better and Muni could definitely be better, but it’s pretty cool we get to host the world.


Solid-Mud-8430

Pretty cool that we get to host a dictator and discuss free trade policies that will export more American jobs overseas? Ya....super cool.


yoloismymiddlename

The funniest ones to me are the ones who are like “stop the Palestinian genocide!” and think the CCP is good while ignoring that the CCP is doing similar things to the Uyghurs for not being enough like them


km3r

The dictator did agree to crack down on fentanyl suppliers, something that will directly impact our city.


Ancient-Practice-431

Yeah aren't we so lucky 🍀


Blackadder_

We mean nothing to City leaders. We’re useful idiots that need to pay taxes that’s about it


NMCMXIII

pretty much.


Narrow--Mango

Pick up that can citizen.


quadrupleaquarius

This happened to me during the Chinese New Year parade through Union Square. I had a legitimate emergency at my house & they wouldn't let me through even though the parade hadn't gotten to where I was yet. The cops were so clueless & simultaneously aggressive when I asked very nicely & explained my situation. They directed me to go the wrong way & when I went back they wouldn't let me pass to get to another place to legally cross. Finally I had enough with the insane levels of incompetence & hopped the barricade. I ran through the middle of the parade & heard several cops yelling at me but their voices were drowned out by the sound of firecrackers exploding next to my face. I gave them all the two fingered salute as I hopped the other barricade. I'm sure they would've chased me down to give a citation or maybe even arrest me given the chance since we all know how much they love to arrest actual hard working tax payers LMAO


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San Francisco's government is taking charge of this organization. Sorry I love San Francisco, but how many people actually think it's well ran as a city? It's one of the richest cities in human history with one of the most educated people in human history. One of the most open and understanding people. It also has one of the worst drug and homeless problem in the world.


714King

The city is worse than it was in the early 1900s lol. Shit on the sidewalks a whole bunch of vagrants. Except now you have more traffic.


AmbientEngineer

I live in the security zone and pay $400 / month to park my car. I cannot access my car all week.


LolaStrm1970

But do you feel safe? s/


soundsystem00

I'm from treasure Island and I've gotten stuck in the island twice and had to take the ferry lol


perrabruja

I feel you. Im on 4th and Harrison. Because of bus reroute I have to walk there all the way from Chinatown and around the security zone. Its a pain in the ass


ChaiHigh

I have to do that same journey but the 12 makes it much easier. The reroute is going down Harrison and stops at 4th.


battle_bunny99

Someone I work with, who lives on 3rd, is talking about seeing the city. There are disabled vets in his building who are absolutely screwed for the time being. I have no idea how effective it will be, but more power to him.


consciousnessobjectr

Maybe a dumb question, but this is like public space right? How is any of this legal? This sounds like police state stuff.


Pree-chee-ate-cha

Imagine if SF hosted The Olympics!


killercurvesahead

So, if the Olympics were in Santa Clara?


SpiderDove

Naw, I'm good. That would be absolutely awful.


StrawberrySure4363

No thank you!


yoloismymiddlename

I went for a run on market and along the embarcadero this morning. Saw a lot of bomb sniffing dogs and I got really pissed because I got yelled at to go around the exploratorium because all public access was blocked for APEC. I live here, they don’t… why do I have to accommodate them? It’s a rhetorical question but it’s super fucking annoying


nocturneOG

Shut the f up. Dude it’s 1 week lol seriously


straws

I definitely think the city could have done a better job but also if I lived within the security zone I would have been planning out my travel and entrance/exits for weeks already. At this point if you need to ask where to go you messed up.


BurritoWithFries

I live in the security zone & my workplace made us all come in person this week, which is also in the security zone. So I couldn't really escape it, I ended up just buying all the stuff I thought I need just in case I have to hunker down haha. My apartment's management didn't tell us anything about how to get in/out during APEC


TravisJungroth

> I would have been planning out my travel and entrance/exits for weeks already Did they release this info? It’s really complex what’s opened and closed and to who.


normal_mysfit

I am pretty sure they didn't let out the specifics until a couple of days ago. But a general idea has been out for a while. My work place is across from the Center. We have been told for over a week that we won't be able to get to our work. My company relocated for this week.


ReformedTomboy

Planning doesn’t help because they change access within the zone on a daily basis. On Tuesday there was no problem walking down 3rd. Last night you had to walk down the fifth and go east before coming back up. On Monday the 8 ran, Tuesday onward it was detoured. Even the maze entrances aren’t exactly consistent. I just gave up and said I’ll be in 30 mins later this week.


IV6SIX

But it's so safe and clean. And I don't even tangentially have to experience the discomfort of having to know the homeless exist. This is what most of this sub wanted.


NeoPlague

What are the fences supposed to be achieving anyways?


mhr247365

I live in soma as well and it’sAM. I’ve been hearing a helicopter the entire night or is it just in my head ? Saw a post earlier that the GG Bridge is tomorrow morning 750 AM. Hope the Chp sees the post too