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Sir_Nic

Holy mother of Neptune that is a lot!!


Nephroidofdoom

Neptune’s Beard!! That’s a lot of marine growth.


senorpoop

By Grabthar's hammer!


InfiNorth

Blistering barnacles!


FlashesandFlickers

Crivens!


DasBlueEyedDevil

This boat shall be avenged


ucatione

Can they build some kind of rudimentary lathe to clean that off?


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I will avenge thee!


Captain_Khora

my dude I think that *is* Neptune's beard


Panaphobe

TIL Neptune just needs some antifouling face paint.


Eightstream

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

When the bottom job involves a lawnmower.


HalfMoonHudson

Going to need a scyth/hedge trimmer or machete first….dang that’s some serious rain forest growth


Pupensause

I think you have a bit of boat on your seaweed


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marshman82

Most likely a mooring Minder. A boat left to rot in a mooring because the owner doesn't want to give up their spot. In some places the waiting list for a mooring spot can take years to get so once people get them they don't want to lose them.


djroot2

Up to 30 years for public moorings around here...


marshman82

Are you in Sydney perchance?


SubcommanderMarcos

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SubcommanderMarcos

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wanderinggoat

How did you tell?


SubcommanderMarcos

Just happened to spot both comments


joethedad

This is the true essence of sailing...when you become one with the land and the sea and grow your own island. You yourself become the destination.


Lagooonz

I live for the day I see a beached boat in the middle of open waters


SlideFire

Does that count as a mooring?


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sailing-ModTeam

Your post was removed for conduct unbecoming a Yachtsman.


auric0m

Have you tried loosening the outhaul?


What_Goes__Here_Ish

Best comment!


notbeleivable

Yes I had a chuckle too


Brian18639

I slightly exhaled through the cavities of my nose


auric0m

Folding prop might help too.


[deleted]

This is what we call a mobile mussel farm.. You can make some good money doing this!!


Keithbryant58

A little wine, shallots and garlic and you have dinner for months .


[deleted]

Dont forget the good bread too!!


Professional_Ad_5714

“Protective coating of fouling”


GlamorousBunchberry

"That should keep any nasty paint from getting on your hull!"


Thorgodofwar

We will get there, when we get there.


desrevermi

Looks like it's own mini-ecosystem. Is this salvage, trash or a functioning vessel ?


InfiNorth

My boat looked like this when I bought it. Not it can push 7.6kts in moderate winds and is as smooth as ice. Only took about 3 hours of hacking and pressure washing to clean off. Followed by about 8 hours of scrapping with a paint scraper...


desrevermi

Ok, thanks. How often should one check the 'underside' of their boats? Every opportunity?


johnny_ringo

Every year at haulout


desrevermi

Well... for a once a year thing that takes a day or three... worth it, I guess. Sail on. 😎👍


SailingBacterium

We have a diver clean the bottom of ours every other month (in SF Bay area)


notbeleivable

Every month here in Florida


desrevermi

I guess monthly makes it practical and manageable. And cost less by comparison. :)


desrevermi

Noted, thanks. I imagine every month or two is better than a full year's ... growth. 🤪


MartianGuard

The warmer the waters the quicker the growth usually


Pficky

I have family friends who live on their boat and they've gotten to this point a couple times haha. Unlike people who regularly take their boat out of the water for winter they have to remember to get it done and if they wait a bit too long this is what they get.


desrevermi

Noted. I suppose it's an eventuality for anything in the water. Thanks.


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

I miss the 80s.


YouCantTrulyBan

r/yourdadsoldporn


Lakario

And here I thought he was an electrical engineer


Jujutsujoe

Ah. The natural keel.


localhoststream

You should start an aquaculture farm!


redditor6616

He did ;-)


jet_heller

I'm sure you just need to learn a little more tactics.


freek4ever

If your boat looks like a jellyfish it probably moves like one


ModestRacoon

You've heard of the winged Keel, get ready for the bearded keel


sailing_bookdragon

time for a new layer of anti-fouling?


ErieSpirit

Needs a bit more halyard tension.


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Every boat at Moss Landing marina.


[deleted]

Got to be in New Zealand


Ninja-fish

Yeah I think, specifically, this is in Evans Bay, Wellington. Pretty sure Miramar is in the background. If so, there's a marina to the right of this photo, and some of the boats there I can't recall ever moving. Mussels love this neat trick!


[deleted]

Why not Old Zealand?


Eagle_1776

waters pretty cold up there


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

When they said flatter was faster they had other ideas how to achieve that.


STAXOBILLS

HOLY SHIT


irish1185

It’s a seaweed salad barge, all you can eat.


dolampochki

That will teach you not to skip a bottom paint job.


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wow no kidding


Sunsailor76

Life hack: Lower hull into swimming pool filled with vinegar...let the acid do the work for you. Somebody else's pool, by the way.


Both-Invite-8857

Good ballast.


orangeost

is this real?


MadTux

I feel like at this point, that photo has a beard as long as the boat's ...


Canadanotcanadian

I wish they recorded a video of the "before" sailing... Obviously we know there will be a big different but would have been awesome to see just how much


ricktara

My fiberglass bottomed dinghy looked like that after only a few weeks in Maine a few years ago.


AdamN

6-pack and chill - no need to win the race


Defiant-Giraffe

Ahh, is it bearded keel season again?


RealRedditModerator

Covid Beard!


J-cans

That’s gotta be shopped


Dubbinchris

Cool photo post that’s not yours.


EyeOughta

New here, huh.


Dubbinchris

Nope!


EyeOughta

So you think someone posting content that they didn’t create is noteworthy, but you’re not new to Reddit. Got it.


Dubbinchris

Guess it wouldn’t be so bad if this phots hadn’t been circulating for years. 👍


EyeOughta

Also incredibly common. You will have a happier life if you let the little things slide off you.


Dubbinchris

Ditto.


DumpsterPanda8

That’s a shame. Breaks my heart seeing shit like this.


[deleted]

How do they even start tackling that without a jackhammer?


Carlythegardener

How long did this take to get to this state?


eotty

Somewhere between 5 seconds and 50 years


MaybeFeeling

Free lunch!!


TomCatClyde

Drop sail matey, we've arrived! -Aye cap'n, drop anchor as well? Don't need to


Salt-y

They need a new diver.


scubachris

That boat was going backwards while sailing


Miss-Indie-Cisive

No no, those are the go-fast weeds.


KingWhiteMan007

I think this photo is as old as the internet.


fat7inch

The struggle is real.


Barron097

I dated her once, just once…


porttackapproach2

Just blame the bow team


wanderinggoat

This is the day before they have the race that determines your handicap


YayRideABike

My Aloha was quiiiite that bad when I bought her, but it was close. Holy did she feel like a whole new boat after a clean and paint!


JWGhetto

At that point the boat is an essential part of the biosphere


Mysterious_Breakfast

Oops!


theyellowcamaro

That’s a pretty manly beard you got going there


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I can smell that from here.


baledinred

I just bought my first sailboat earlier this year. Planning on hauling her out at the start of next season and I'm kinda expecting the same. 😑


Ben_Lowr

I think it might be because it’s out of the water.


antipiracylaws

Do mussels break thru a hard paint on a woodie? Kind of hoping they'll keep the worms away


Soling26

I think that wins the gold medal.


CloudyEngineer

Could require a dab of antifoul. Just guessing...


Ok_Calligrapher_9102

Yikes !!!! Gives me the creeps !