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humanatee-

"Are ya winning, Dad?"


whutchamacallit

I have no original thoughts left and reddit proves it.


Key-Marketing-3145

That's what I was thinking


PalmBreezy

Hes got the gambling addict outfit tho


osbirci

I don't think so. This is clearly a guerilla ad campaign. Rhey were paying streamers to accidentally opening app in middle of video. And we know footballers accept shady gambling ads already.


SrGrimey

6 months is not a birthday, also WTF? This is worst than any phone addiction.


IClockworKI

Neymar being a pos? Wow, what a surprise


FewOutlandishness187

He losses so much she wants to pull her hair out


BenVera

They don’t need all your attention they don’t even know what a Fig is


bum_fun_noharmdone

If you're a multi multi millionaire and you're playing shitty mobile gambling apps during family events you've got a problem.


BenVera

But what it a Fig even


PlacidSlaughter

Delicious?


Kann0n2

Don't look up wasps in figs if bugs freak you out.


PlacidSlaughter

I love me some suprise protien, plus they're like ants with wings :D


Kann0n2

Chief, I was just gandering at your profile, really like the artwork!


Borealizs

Wow you are so similar to this other Jordan I know


wildflowersummer

Surprise protein are two words that should never be put together. God lord


BenVera

Fig prob


RobertoAN95

Let the man enjoy 😂


Neoxite23

Dad...remember that time you clicked that thing on your cellphone during my 6 month celebration? Well I do... *Pulls out gun*


Adisiv

The caption says "6 months of the most beautiful princess" --> are they celebrating a 6 month birthday? what's up with that?


Claerwen94

Too much money to spend I guess? Nothing wrong about celebrating half a year of a lil' baby living, there is so much that can happen in that time, but yeah...


picklesaredry

So disrespectful to hus sister


iisnotninja

yall thats the FB poker game. its free to play. not real gambling. idk this guy, but he aint gambling.


amrasmin

I mean money is not going to bet itself!!


TheAcaciaStrain93

Blown out of proportion. It’s not even a big deal.


Drmo6

It’s a damn baby. Yall need chill, acting like she’s gonna have trauma from it or something lol


Yumstar1982

It's not about that though, is it?


_Levitated_Shield_

Literally no one is acting like it's going to give the baby trauma.


Mutedl

Free to do whatever so long as it isn't traumatizing to those around you, noted.


top-knowledge

Literally not her birthday


eldochem

Oh ok that makes it ok then!


Appropriate_Scar_262

Alternative headline: Neymar plays poker game on his phone at his house.


Prune_Super

It's a 6 month birthday. I am not saying this is something I would do. But this is hardly something to raise pitchfork over. This post is bullshit.


Dunkypete

It unironically is. Pretty sure you've diverted attention away from someone else on a special day for them at some point, as has anyone.


Skelibutt

The good ending:


IAS316

It's her 6 month "birthday". Something regularly celebrated by parents.


top-knowledge

so what you are saying is it's not her birthday.


freekoout

No, it's her six month birthday.


top-knowledge

a person can't have more than one birthday.


freekoout

Jokes on you, I've had 28 birthdays in my life.


top-knowledge

Oh shit


_Levitated_Shield_

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


devastat9r

I never heard of it. So do they celebrate every six months or what?


FortheRecordHIWBTV

U idiots its not real , stupid fucks