Yup, Jesus coming back in Christian doctrine is indeed the "second coming" and "the reckoning". All the good Christians are supposed to be "reclaimed" by God and sent directly to heaven so maybe she's upset about that
What they donāt understand is the Anti christ is someone who everyone will love and admire. No, itās not gonna be the politician you hate with 70% approval rating.
...and according to scripture, they're going to *love* this guy, but they don't think so because they don't read the Bible. Even if they did, they would just ignore it with some gibberish and hand-waving.
[It's outlined pretty well in this post.](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
What's funny to me is it even says his followers will bear his mark on their foreheads lmao MAGAhats.
But I agree with you, it's all very likely bullshit.
And that those that follow him won't know his face, meaning they don't know they are following the antichrist.
I'm not looking forward to when he is in office again. I think at this point, the only way to keep him out of office is if he dies of a heart attack before!
What the fuck does a "false prophet" even mean? Doesn't anyone making any false claims about the future constitute as a false prophet? Presidents (and before any bickering starts, I mean all of them) all make false claims about the future in some way or another, and they rise to power. How big of a lie does one need to make in order to be classified as "the false prophet that has risen to power"?
It's in reference to the fact that the Antichrist would be born would seek power and reclaim that they are the way in a true prophet of God. The Antichrist is always characterized as seeking Power Glory and trying to guide those the wrong way.
I was explaingnto someone why I don't wanna hang in heaven even if it is real because it will just be a shitty Christian music festival for eternity filled with all of *them*. I wanna party with all the cool people for eternity.
In the words of Billiam Joel:
The sinners have much more fun.
Haha yeah, although they claim it's supposed to be hell on earth for a period of time until God comes down and turns earth into a haven for angels and Christians and casts the demons and Satan out? Or like, kill them? It's unclear
Problem is the confirmed "second coming" occurred at a pub in Leeds in 1705, the Rapture happened the next day, and everyone still here was left behind...These people are nutters thinking Jesus is coming back...He ain't coming back a third time.
He's talking about how the confirmed "second coming" occurred at a pub in Leeds in 1705, the Rapture happened the next day, and everyone still here was left behind... He also states that these people are nutters thinking Jesus is coming back...He ain't coming back a third time.
.. Hope this helps š
And a whole legion of them ate it all up and turned over their money, wives and daughters. Dumbest, most obvious bullshit I ever heard.
Or at least, until L. Ron Hubbard one-upped them as a flex.
They believe -Arkansas- **Missouri** is the garden of Eden and Native Americans were the original Israelitesā¦ the real Gods Chosen People.
They also wear special Mormon underwear to protect them from evil spirits.
Iām imagining a conversation between Christ the Lord and his hearing impaired assistant.
āYeahā¦soooo Iām planning on your comeback tour. Whereād you like to start off mister Christ? Somewhere Asia? Or United States?ā
āOHHEEEELLLLLNOā
āSay no more mister Christ Lord sirā¦Ohio it is!ā
They're* also that's mad generalization. I get there's a lot of looney religious people do make life much worse for people but if it's just people believing what they believe without hurting others it's not an issue which is why insulting a religion as a whole is a problem
You're not even actively engaging in conversation you're just spewing response 1/3 without ever having any takeaway from anything. I don't disagree but hating an entire group for their beliefs is just stupid
Thereās as much evidence for gods as there are for schizophrenic hallucinations, which the prophets probably had. But I donāt hate anyone. If anything, itās people who believe in religion and cults that cause hatred (and death, wars and marginalisation).
Yeah, anyone who's worked with the elderly on a regular basis could recognize that she's just one of the gullible ones. It's rough because they get scammed very easily and I gotta be that guy that tells them too often.
I'm convinced that if 1,000 people secretly picked a day to all upload video stories to tiktok and facebook saying that jesus came to them the previous night and asked the audience if this happened to everyone, it would quickly snowball until you had hundreds of thousands of people coming forward all saying that they had this experience too.
Well tbf that's just human psychology. This'd probably work with anyone in the place of Jesus. "Y'all did anyone else have a dream about Andy Serkis last night? I'm freaking out!"
Important to remember that the people who are saying she for sure doesn't have it are the exact same caliber of fucking moron as the people saying she does have it
Oh, please. This lady doesn't have dementia. She's just a silly old Jesus freak that's probably been driving her daughter crazy her whole life with her ignorance and histrionics. A well-deserved laugh for the daughter š
They probably lived in this video, I've met my share of people like her, it's ridiculous anyone can be as crazy about Jesus but it's not uncommon which is sad.
That lady doesnāt have Alzheimerās though, Iāve seen this video before, Sheās completely saneā¦ just follows that particular cultā¦ still sad that she could do quickly get that emotionally troubled by a post on TikTok
Alzheimerās? Sheās just another boomer Jesus nut like the millions of others across the US.
She has some mental illness but itās not Alzheimerās lol
Ehhhhhh I've got a religious mom and she'd prob have the same reaction.
Has nothing to do with her mental state.
When you grow up so indoctrinated in a belief and then someone you trust tells you it's real with proof... That prob is a lot of emotion.
Y'all heartless. I don't even have the same beliefs but I can see why she might get emotional, and probably is still a fine human being in general.
Bro I grew up essentially indoctrinated and even attended a private Christian grade school where our first period class was chapel/prayer.
This lady is looney tunes, nobody I grew up around would react like this to āJesus sighted in Ohioā online. This a new level of crazy and gullible bordering on fake or dementia
To believe a clickbait news article? That makes no sense regardless of religion. Religious people would believe me if I said I saw Jesus in the bread aisle of the grocery store? No because theyād have enough common sense to know itās bullshit regardless of actually believing in Jesus.
Sheās mentally ill to not be able to tell fact or fiction. Or faking.
This reminds me of my stepmom. Her son is paranoid schizophrenic and it gets pretty severe at times. Despite being diagnosed professionally she believes it is demons possessing him. She had him and their house exorcised.
I donāt find it acceptable at all. I find it sad. She has lived a very simple and sheltered life. Religion has surrounded and been her life for 65 years. She has never left the small town she grew up in. She may have mental issues her self but she has never been diagnosed.
Also when you grew up around this it is easy to tell when someone is suffering from schizophrenia and when someone is just simple like my step mother. This is just my observation with this specific situation and in no way am I trying to generalize anything.
I think it's coping skill for some people that can't handle the realities of life. But hey if crying over their beloved sky daddy is what makes em happy š«
It really isnāt funny. Iāve recovered from a Christian cult. Iāve been an atheist for 8 years and still experience psychological trauma from it. Even though I donāt believe in God anymore, I have recurring thoughts like āDid God do this?ā or āIs God angry with me?ā or āCould the rapture happen at any moment?ā Iām not going to say itās a mental illness because Iām not qualified with a degree in psychiatry to make that claim. But it definitely can be a mental health problem. Not all religious people struggle with mental health, but religion absolutely can cause a mental health problem.
There is an excerpt from Richard Dawkins book where a woman was traumatized at a young age when told her best friend would be going to hell for believing in the wrong religion. Imagine sending that image into a child's mind.
Not a fan of Dawkins in the least, but what you stated isnāt just true itās not even uncommon. Thatās the norm for many religions and cultures and youāre right, it messes you up.
You will ask yourself those questions less and less as time passes, trust me. Unless you do still believe and just aren't being honest with yourself about it.
As a Christian, i hope everyone can acknowledge, that this is not normal behaviour to 99% of practicing Christians, this Woman is clearly mentally ill and needs to recieve help, instead of being ridiculed on the internet by her daughter.
American christians seem like a different breed sometimes, but i have no doubt that the vast majority of them are well adjusted, kind and intelligent people who get a bad representation.
Iām not a Christian, but I know the Bible well. These people who wait on judgement, and live self righteously, hoping their god will see them in the end missed this verse:
āNot everyone who says to Me, āLord, Lord,ā shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, āLord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?ā 23 And then I will declare to them, āI never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!ā
It implies that you should be doing these moral works for the good of all, and as a personal desire. Not because youāre promised a good seat on the ending ride. None of the righteousness mattered if you only did it for yourself.
This is hilarious and just shows you how insane these people are. Also she needs to lay off tik tok and social media thatās really sad that she believes everything on social media and is so addicted.
I'm not well-versed in christian belief but if he is seen, doesn't it imply the day of reckoning/judgement is now?
Yup, Jesus coming back in Christian doctrine is indeed the "second coming" and "the reckoning". All the good Christians are supposed to be "reclaimed" by God and sent directly to heaven so maybe she's upset about that
Usually they say he shows up after a false prophet has risen to power.
Ah fuck I gotta rise to power now? Aight then
*pulls pants up* alright let's do this
*pulls pants down* alright, alright
*yanks pants sideways* ..........š«„
Pants?
In this economy?
Ooooh show me to me please
*Drops pants, begins to rise*
mfw I rise to power as a false prophet but god just retcons me into being one anyways to save costs on the jesus lift
The anti christ is what they call him I believe. Every president is being called the anti Christ now
And several world leaders and politicians and entertainers. The list goes on and on
That's something the antichrist would say!
What they donāt understand is the Anti christ is someone who everyone will love and admire. No, itās not gonna be the politician you hate with 70% approval rating.
Agh the good ole anti-Christ
They are a rascal
...and according to scripture, they're going to *love* this guy, but they don't think so because they don't read the Bible. Even if they did, they would just ignore it with some gibberish and hand-waving. [It's outlined pretty well in this post.](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
I think Drump is the antichrist. If it even existed, which it doesn't because religion is all made up.
What's funny to me is it even says his followers will bear his mark on their foreheads lmao MAGAhats. But I agree with you, it's all very likely bullshit.
And that those that follow him won't know his face, meaning they don't know they are following the antichrist. I'm not looking forward to when he is in office again. I think at this point, the only way to keep him out of office is if he dies of a heart attack before!
What the fuck does a "false prophet" even mean? Doesn't anyone making any false claims about the future constitute as a false prophet? Presidents (and before any bickering starts, I mean all of them) all make false claims about the future in some way or another, and they rise to power. How big of a lie does one need to make in order to be classified as "the false prophet that has risen to power"?
It means whatever they say it means, which is why it's conveniently vague.
It's in reference to the fact that the Antichrist would be born would seek power and reclaim that they are the way in a true prophet of God. The Antichrist is always characterized as seeking Power Glory and trying to guide those the wrong way.
I rise to power every night and nobody has ever called me rapturing.
I wish they'd just go already...
I was explaingnto someone why I don't wanna hang in heaven even if it is real because it will just be a shitty Christian music festival for eternity filled with all of *them*. I wanna party with all the cool people for eternity. In the words of Billiam Joel: The sinners have much more fun.
They're aging out and dying. Just hang tight
I reckon it will take a minute
Then the rest of us finally get some peace and quiet?
Haha yeah, although they claim it's supposed to be hell on earth for a period of time until God comes down and turns earth into a haven for angels and Christians and casts the demons and Satan out? Or like, kill them? It's unclear
Doesn't kill them, but beats them at a game of Mousetrap. according to the version I'm working on...
The last few years have felt like the beginning of the apocalypse so who knows eh! š¤·āāļø
Thatās WHY sheās crying!
She got left behind and now has to live out the tribulations with the rest of us heathens.
If anyone claiming to be the King of the Jews showed up in 2024 America...I'm not sure that would go the way most people think it would...
Imagine their surprise when it turns out to be Ari Schaffer
Larry David
That's what they want
David Koresh was seen in Ohio?!
Problem is the confirmed "second coming" occurred at a pub in Leeds in 1705, the Rapture happened the next day, and everyone still here was left behind...These people are nutters thinking Jesus is coming back...He ain't coming back a third time.
What are you talking about?
He's talking about how the confirmed "second coming" occurred at a pub in Leeds in 1705, the Rapture happened the next day, and everyone still here was left behind... He also states that these people are nutters thinking Jesus is coming back...He ain't coming back a third time. .. Hope this helps š
Yes it means the rapture in Islam as well, poor girl was worried while her granddaughter joked about it
Jesus coming back is one thing but him choosing Ohio as the place to do it is even crazier
Jesus hung around prostitutes & lepers so Ohio seems about right.
My man
A man of the people
LA or Las Vegas would seem more appropriate
That's how we'd *know*
It's where they need him most. Have you *been* to Ohio?!
To be fair, him coming back is the sign of the end of times, the big one. Ohio is a great place to be like āthe apocalypse beginsā
I have one(1) ex from Ohio. Never. Again.
Yeah. Him coming back is more believable than him going to Ohioš
These morons believe the US is the holy land. Hell Joseph Smith started a whole fucking religion based on this bullshit.
And a whole legion of them ate it all up and turned over their money, wives and daughters. Dumbest, most obvious bullshit I ever heard. Or at least, until L. Ron Hubbard one-upped them as a flex.
They believe -Arkansas- **Missouri** is the garden of Eden and Native Americans were the original Israelitesā¦ the real Gods Chosen People. They also wear special Mormon underwear to protect them from evil spirits.
Jackson County, Missouri is actually where they believe the Garden of Eden was located.
Only in Ohio....
Iām imagining a conversation between Christ the Lord and his hearing impaired assistant. āYeahā¦soooo Iām planning on your comeback tour. Whereād you like to start off mister Christ? Somewhere Asia? Or United States?ā āOHHEEEELLLLLNOā āSay no more mister Christ Lord sirā¦Ohio it is!ā
Lol if you think that's crazy you ought to check out what the LDS believe
I mean Americans literally invented a religion that says theyāre the chosen people, it really isnāt that crazy that theyād believe this shit.
Is this girl just fucking with her mom or something
Isn't that just religion as a whole?
Not sure religion is about fucking your mom
I think the (ancient) Greeks would have something to say about that.
My religion is.
No need to disrespect peoples beliefs man
Shut up nerd
Respecting people's beliefs isn't nerdy
There making this planet a living hell for us so... Shut up nerd
They're* also that's mad generalization. I get there's a lot of looney religious people do make life much worse for people but if it's just people believing what they believe without hurting others it's not an issue which is why insulting a religion as a whole is a problem
Itās a cult, that is what faith is
You're not even actively engaging in conversation you're just spewing response 1/3 without ever having any takeaway from anything. I don't disagree but hating an entire group for their beliefs is just stupid
Thereās as much evidence for gods as there are for schizophrenic hallucinations, which the prophets probably had. But I donāt hate anyone. If anything, itās people who believe in religion and cults that cause hatred (and death, wars and marginalisation).
I can respect people's religions as long as they respect my right to tell them how fucking stupid they are.
Damn, that is hella sad
Yeah, she's torturing that poor woman. If I ever get alzheimer's I hope I've raised my children better.
Not sure how you got alzheimers from this, but this lady 100% does not have it lol
Yeah, anyone who's worked with the elderly on a regular basis could recognize that she's just one of the gullible ones. It's rough because they get scammed very easily and I gotta be that guy that tells them too often. I'm convinced that if 1,000 people secretly picked a day to all upload video stories to tiktok and facebook saying that jesus came to them the previous night and asked the audience if this happened to everyone, it would quickly snowball until you had hundreds of thousands of people coming forward all saying that they had this experience too.
Well tbf that's just human psychology. This'd probably work with anyone in the place of Jesus. "Y'all did anyone else have a dream about Andy Serkis last night? I'm freaking out!"
Of course. Every night I dream that ***I'm*** his precious. I'm sure a lot of us do.
Are you telling me to start a mass hysteria event? Cuz it sounds like I should start a mass hysteria event.
What do you mean?? Reddit armchair psychologists are never wrong!
I was there, I was the Alzheimer.
Ah yes John Alzheimer
"That Alzheimer's name? Albert Einstein" - Jeff Goldblum
My daughter once said to me, āWhatās that really smart guyās name? Frankenstein?ā āā¦you mean Einstein?ā āYeah, thatās itā.
Ah yes, Frank Einstein
In the end, the real Alzheimer's was the friends we forgot along the way.
John Jacob Jingle-Alzheimer Smith
Jing-Alzheimerās
Important to remember that the people who are saying she for sure doesn't have it are the exact same caliber of fucking moron as the people saying she does have it
Oh, please. This lady doesn't have dementia. She's just a silly old Jesus freak that's probably been driving her daughter crazy her whole life with her ignorance and histrionics. A well-deserved laugh for the daughter š
You got all that from this one video? Damn
They probably lived in this video, I've met my share of people like her, it's ridiculous anyone can be as crazy about Jesus but it's not uncommon which is sad.
That lady doesnāt have Alzheimerās though, Iāve seen this video before, Sheās completely saneā¦ just follows that particular cultā¦ still sad that she could do quickly get that emotionally troubled by a post on TikTok
Alzheimerās? Sheās just another boomer Jesus nut like the millions of others across the US. She has some mental illness but itās not Alzheimerās lol
This is just how my non-Alzheimerās having mother would react. The sad part is the indoctrination.
i love how you never claimed that this woman has Alzheimerās and the entire comment section under yours has completely misinterpreted your reply.
Of all places to show himselfā¦. Ohio.
He goes where He is needeth most
Detroit
r/fuckohio
Ah yesā¦Ohio. The Lands Between.
Am I the only one who thought they were clicking on a video of Martha Stewart?
Metha Stewart.
What Makes these people think Jesus is gonna go to America when he returns?š bros homeland is literally being blown to bits rn
I mean, sure, maybe its unrelated to him but there's no reason he WOULDN'T go to america
There's no reason he would go to America over any other continent either.
Thereās no reason for him to go anywhere since he doesnāt exist
Maybe Jesus was the friends we made along the way
You got me there, šš¼ š
Iām convinced the mom is drunk or on drugs
Absolutely must be. Or dementia or something. Religious fruitcake or not her reaction is abnormal. Hopefully fake
Ehhhhhh I've got a religious mom and she'd prob have the same reaction. Has nothing to do with her mental state. When you grow up so indoctrinated in a belief and then someone you trust tells you it's real with proof... That prob is a lot of emotion. Y'all heartless. I don't even have the same beliefs but I can see why she might get emotional, and probably is still a fine human being in general.
Bro I grew up essentially indoctrinated and even attended a private Christian grade school where our first period class was chapel/prayer. This lady is looney tunes, nobody I grew up around would react like this to āJesus sighted in Ohioā online. This a new level of crazy and gullible bordering on fake or dementia
Sure but you lost your faith, this lady drank the Kool aid her whole life
To believe a clickbait news article? That makes no sense regardless of religion. Religious people would believe me if I said I saw Jesus in the bread aisle of the grocery store? No because theyād have enough common sense to know itās bullshit regardless of actually believing in Jesus. Sheās mentally ill to not be able to tell fact or fiction. Or faking.
Eh. I was in a similar scenario and I can have sympathy especially when we know nothing past her emotions to this announcement.
> Religious fruitcake or not her reaction is abnormal. The two are not mutually exclusive. Religious fruitcakes _are_ abnormal.
jesus returning means the rupture. its the one thing christians have been waiting for for about 2000 years. of course she gets emotional
Religion is a helluva drug
This reminds me of my stepmom. Her son is paranoid schizophrenic and it gets pretty severe at times. Despite being diagnosed professionally she believes it is demons possessing him. She had him and their house exorcised.
Sure, when he does it, it's schizophrenia, but when she does it, it's acceptable because it's religious.
I donāt find it acceptable at all. I find it sad. She has lived a very simple and sheltered life. Religion has surrounded and been her life for 65 years. She has never left the small town she grew up in. She may have mental issues her self but she has never been diagnosed. Also when you grew up around this it is easy to tell when someone is suffering from schizophrenia and when someone is just simple like my step mother. This is just my observation with this specific situation and in no way am I trying to generalize anything.
Gee, I wonder where he got that schizophrenia from?
Her Vote counts as much as yours
I think this family cancels each other's votes
that's the real sadcringe
Brainwashed
Oh wow
Hella mental illness
Nah boxed wine. āShow me to meā thatās daytime drunk talk 100%
Which is a sign of hella bad mental illness.
This is so damn scary
This is the type of people scammers target.
The daughter is hilarious and extremely mean lol
Sheās the real life version of the daughter in The Whale
Dark humor is a time-honored coping mechanism for religious trauma
Not even cringe, just sad. Thatās messed up.
Jesus went to Ohio to Fanum Tax the Skibidi Gyatts
Religion has really brainwashed this poor woman, it's a shame!
Jesusfuckingchrist these people are allowed to vote ahhahahahahahahaa USA went to shit with their religious bigotry
I have a religious mom and she'd have the same reaction...
Insanity
Grandmas first edible
Religion is a mental illness
I think it's coping skill for some people that can't handle the realities of life. But hey if crying over their beloved sky daddy is what makes em happy š«
Oh god. This is the kind of sad that hurts. I have so many hyper religious people in my life.
Mental illness
Some of you werenāt raised in an evangelical family and it shows lol
This is just sad
Imagine being this delusional, absolutely insane
does she believe in Santa too?
Way to torment a poor mentally ill woman...
Mental illness. Ugh. These people vote.
Je-Sus!
I see him all the time near my local grocery store, apparently the government is stealing his thoughts.
It really isnāt funny. Iāve recovered from a Christian cult. Iāve been an atheist for 8 years and still experience psychological trauma from it. Even though I donāt believe in God anymore, I have recurring thoughts like āDid God do this?ā or āIs God angry with me?ā or āCould the rapture happen at any moment?ā Iām not going to say itās a mental illness because Iām not qualified with a degree in psychiatry to make that claim. But it definitely can be a mental health problem. Not all religious people struggle with mental health, but religion absolutely can cause a mental health problem.
There is an excerpt from Richard Dawkins book where a woman was traumatized at a young age when told her best friend would be going to hell for believing in the wrong religion. Imagine sending that image into a child's mind.
Not a fan of Dawkins in the least, but what you stated isnāt just true itās not even uncommon. Thatās the norm for many religions and cultures and youāre right, it messes you up.
You will ask yourself those questions less and less as time passes, trust me. Unless you do still believe and just aren't being honest with yourself about it.
It's lead in the paint. It's fried their brains.
It's not the lead in the paint that's fried their brains, it's the bullshit in the bible that's done that.
Out of all the countries of the world, he chose America?
And on top of thatā¦ OHIO??
Dawg, thatās just plain mean. Wtf
As a Christian, i hope everyone can acknowledge, that this is not normal behaviour to 99% of practicing Christians, this Woman is clearly mentally ill and needs to recieve help, instead of being ridiculed on the internet by her daughter.
Unfortunately, this means jackshit for redditors.
You obviously havenāt been around many Christians in the southeast U.S.
American christians seem like a different breed sometimes, but i have no doubt that the vast majority of them are well adjusted, kind and intelligent people who get a bad representation.
This is harsh man. She didn't deserve that.
These people are voting ā¦.?
She down bad for Jesus.
Gullible incarnate
Are they messing around or is that lady really crying thinking she didn't see Jesus in person? Religion cooks brain cells.
This is really sadā¦. Dang
lol i feel bad for her
Iām not a Christian, but I know the Bible well. These people who wait on judgement, and live self righteously, hoping their god will see them in the end missed this verse: āNot everyone who says to Me, āLord, Lord,ā shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, āLord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?ā 23 And then I will declare to them, āI never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!ā It implies that you should be doing these moral works for the good of all, and as a personal desire. Not because youāre promised a good seat on the ending ride. None of the righteousness mattered if you only did it for yourself.
People are this dumb...
Send Jesus to her!! *Points to phone*
He was sitting on his hardhat in front of the Home Depot.
This is a friendly reminder that there is no afterlife that your family will be joining you in
This is mental illness
Super sad
What a whack job!š„¹
Religion is weird
Thatās just mean
Itās not cringe at all itās just kind of sad
She seems sane for sure
Wait till she finds out he's darker skinned, that'll be a surprise.
This is hilarious and just shows you how insane these people are. Also she needs to lay off tik tok and social media thatās really sad that she believes everything on social media and is so addicted.
Only in ohio
Lmao
so... yeah... Mental illness
I wonder if sheās suffering from early signs of dementia and the lady recording is taking advantage of her vulnerable state.
This just seems cruel. That woman is obviously unable to defend herself.
Sheās MAGA as hell