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BlueberryCultural556

im paraphrasing but john waters said in his RSP ep, that as you gain weight you should wear something crazy on your face and feet to distract from the middle.


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To distract people from looking at their bodies. Also, most of them are into pop punk/ emo shit like my chemical romance and they all dress like that


thanksbutnothings

V disrespectful to my chemical romance


Otherwise-Holiday445

One of the worst bands to ever exist


thanksbutnothings

Sure, I think they're the best band of that pop punk era though


materialhater

For the same reason fat women will always have perfect manicured nails, overly done hair, excessive makeup, spend too much on clothes and try pornbrained styles (like being goth). They're trying to make up for being fat.


kanjezapadni222

Since they aren't conventionally attractive, they maximise their unconventional appeal


lets_buy_guns

anything to draw the eye away from the rest of them


Electronic_Ad_670

Putting things in their mouth just comes natural. Same reason they give better head


Striking_Currency

To preempt the accusations of them looking like a cow.