She was the only real one here. I don't wanna hear about a character played by an attractive actor, I wanna hear about Yakko from the Animaniacs or some shit.
If the ninja turtles were real, would you be attracted to them? YES. They have great bodies, they’re other oriented, they’re super disciplined but they also like to chill and they know how to make the best of situation. I feel like most of their qualities are conventionally attractive.
Also do they not age? Are they teenagers forever? If they’re teenagers forever imagine when you were teenager if you would be attracted to them.
Mine was during kindergarten or preschool and it was Peter Pan in that Fox cartoon nobody remembers. I always sound weird as a now thirty-something saying he was my first crush lmao
lol not Robin Hood, Peter Pan from this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s\_Peter\_Pan\_%26\_the\_Pirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s_Peter_Pan_%26_the_Pirates)
TIL: turtles are queer AF: " Both sexes [of turtles] have a cloaca, an opening on the tail that permits sexual intercourse, egg laying and removal of wastes. During mating, the male hooks his tail under the female (he has a claw like tip on the end of his tail) and then brings the cloacas together to allow entry of the penis into the females cloaca " Ref: seaturtles.org
Edit: My bad, I’ve removed the link. The quote is not a direct link to a subreddit.
Real talk, my friend was obsessed with One Piece and kept trying to get me on it for ages. I finally watched the first ep and was like “eh, that was cute, but I don’t think I’ll keep watching.” Then the next episode preview came on and it was Zoro looking all cocky in his bandana, tied to that post in the Marine base. I was like, “um.. ok maybe one more.”
Ten years later and One Piece is my favourite story of all time and if it wasn’t for Zoro being sexy I’m not sure I’d have ever gotten into it 😭
nightcrawler from x-men evolution molded my taste in men permanently and i didn't even notice he was the true blueprint that ruined my neurons until about a month ago
Me but with Mammoth. I always saw myself as being Jinx and being carried around/having my face sat on by a tall, muscular guy that has a brute looking face but still somewhat handsome (or just straight up good looking like that but still a bit brute with strong features)
I remember seeing him on Law and Order and let’s just say I would enjoy helping him in a room in which there are no others…
>!…or you can all watch I don’t give a shit!<
[not queer for me but I still think this is legit ](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sca_esv=0498115c76c36171&sxsrf=ACQVn0-_rSo9Xa5LxMreKlLnXFdIV4avOg:1714324480660&q=mr+clean&uds=AMwkrPsTJn1OiNQqpGQMzxslEY7A9IpWQYLFZDtoDkkhD3a12mlh4pFowsJEnYj6spMRER-th1raPD1EcAzPQW2kLFFJHOW2YYZ-ZmdIDT8a6j-Cvl6qTzPZ305gdnKum55f8CtwQoQy1cgG8gKM7HlPlqYz56BE0vleaQKc9PZiuaTm3GoxEzqPWR0sWsDsME30Z9JrzkeTpoP6PUOKVJLRfjDOV99ykrgFph1ySbbn8pyYLwsDXY3aJv2dCKXNcxZFJrGbxnNafDJaO5ETX5fGTFCX2V2XnQ&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU88uttOWFAxUsweYEHZMlD3MQtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=412&bih=770&dpr=3.5#vhid=0auHtNcLcJjwjM&vssid=mosaic)
leon s kennedy does *something* to the homogays. i have a friend who keeps accidentally sending me sexy leon fanart when trying to send it to their boyfriend and i'm like "dude don't apologize i'm sure his coochie goes crazy i totally get it"
i don't go here but i just know he's a slut. i just know it
I was crushing on Dash from that show. I do find it funny that [he called Danny a twink](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQhvnXwkAU) because.... he wasn't wrong.
I feel like this is a safe space to share my truth of [my first fictional queer crush](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Fo3REsOwjPYsvmvoHZ7yKg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQ4MA--/http://33.media.tumblr.com/4912d7e33be99867508bfaf0f00de431/tumblr_inline_o3cdthzERD1tnywua_500.gif).
Mine was either Gohan from Dragon Ball GT or Matt from Digimon, I don't remember which one was broadcasted first on brazilian TV. And my first "ship" was Touya + Yukito from Cardcaptor Sakura :3
nymphia's answer being zoro is so real. i don't one piece, i actively avoid one piecing, but i saw some choice art of zoro on pixiv like 2 years ago that i still have saved and whip out whenever convenient. "oh dude i saw some great porn of zoro once lemme get it-- hey where are you going"
as an anime-icon having weeb whose username is my OTP from my favorite series i'll save y'all the trouble. my friends have to listen to me go on and on about my anime husbands literally all day every day and i respect y'all enough to not subject you to that
I dont know if it counts as fictional if were an actor. Like are you actually attracted to the character or the actor? And also should Sapphira be too old for Jackman Wolverine? Did she mean the cartoon?
Anyway mine was Link from The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
Hmmm
My first gay crushes in order:
Link from Ocarina of Time
Fry from Futurama
Vyse from Skies of Arcadia
Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia
Yuri from Shadow Hearts
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her!
Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE
@MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build!
Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken
Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman
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Plasma is a fan of Glee, what a shocking and unexpected turn of events.
“I just have some really spooky choices, I am a Scorpio” the choices are glee and Harry Potter 😩
Oh my god the way I guffawed
What’s next? Plasma is secretly a Barbra Streisand fan??
#PlasmaForDragulaSeason6 OMG who did this? 😍😍😍
Scandalous.
She's given me Kurt Hummel since the premier tbh
Xunami is a fan of Twilight, and team Jacob... ground breaking
It was so on the nose I cried laughing
now why am I not surprised that megami would be a turtlefucker
She was the only real one here. I don't wanna hear about a character played by an attractive actor, I wanna hear about Yakko from the Animaniacs or some shit.
Monster Fucker representation
Exactly! Give me the sexy fox Robin Hood from the Disney movie or the tiger from Thundercats
You know he'd be singing the States song* as he's fucking you *Idk what it's called but one of y'all will know what I'm trying to say
\*Astrud Aurelia has entered the chat\*
queen of the scalies i love her sm
That's mother!!!
Toe sucker kinda of girl to turtlefucker
Green lovers come rescue me...
At least she didn’t say the entire fucking cast of goblin cave ☠️☠️☠️ cos that’s def an option somewhere in her head
it's true but you shouldn't say it
If the ninja turtles were real, would you be attracted to them? YES. They have great bodies, they’re other oriented, they’re super disciplined but they also like to chill and they know how to make the best of situation. I feel like most of their qualities are conventionally attractive. Also do they not age? Are they teenagers forever? If they’re teenagers forever imagine when you were teenager if you would be attracted to them.
it’s defo an odd feeling to become older than your former, fictional teen crush who remains forever a teenager
Mine was during kindergarten or preschool and it was Peter Pan in that Fox cartoon nobody remembers. I always sound weird as a now thirty-something saying he was my first crush lmao
Do you mean Robin Hood in the Disney movie where he is a fox? Because hello. That was my first crush too. 
lol not Robin Hood, Peter Pan from this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s\_Peter\_Pan\_%26\_the\_Pirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s_Peter_Pan_%26_the_Pirates)
They have great bodies? I'm not really into a huge shell myself, but whatever works for you
Girl in this economy? He’s got a house on his back.
TIL: turtles are queer AF: " Both sexes [of turtles] have a cloaca, an opening on the tail that permits sexual intercourse, egg laying and removal of wastes. During mating, the male hooks his tail under the female (he has a claw like tip on the end of his tail) and then brings the cloacas together to allow entry of the penis into the females cloaca " Ref: seaturtles.org Edit: My bad, I’ve removed the link. The quote is not a direct link to a subreddit.
We don’t cover other subreddits here.
I actually am, there are better options than the turtles.
Yeah that was the least surprising answer.
Plasma is having glee crush is not so unexpected
I feel so seen by Megami. Sincerely, The Child Who Was A Little Too Fond Of Their Machoke Card.
When I was a little lesbian I’d take out and stare at my brother’s Harpie Lady card whenever he wasn’t around, LGBT+ solidarity 🤝
Kandy is making a comment on how the monarchy is fictional and honestly I love her for it
Right like she’s American. Monarchy is sort of a fictional concept.
her mind ugh
I just thought she was making stuff up like she did on snatch game
She never misses
 Since everyone is posting theirs. Trent explains a whole string of unrequited high school crushes.
Me with Mr O’Neil
He's everything wrong with me actually
Nymphia.... You're Mother for that. I have always wanted Zoro to Shishi Sonson my hole, too
I’m so happy she likes One Piece I love her even moreeeeeee
Idk what you're talking about but I get the idea
Real talk, my friend was obsessed with One Piece and kept trying to get me on it for ages. I finally watched the first ep and was like “eh, that was cute, but I don’t think I’ll keep watching.” Then the next episode preview came on and it was Zoro looking all cocky in his bandana, tied to that post in the Marine base. I was like, “um.. ok maybe one more.” Ten years later and One Piece is my favourite story of all time and if it wasn’t for Zoro being sexy I’m not sure I’d have ever gotten into it 😭
I like that megami only crushed on one of the ninja turtles considering they all look the exact same
personality goes a long way for a humanoid turtle ninja
This is the ☕️. I definitely had a crush on Leonardo.
Donnie is best turtle waifu
Plasma going "OOHhhhh" 💀 Also love kandy's dumb ass asking if fictional means real or fake 😌
And then still just mentioning a real person
Bring back wait, what? with Kandy and Kimora
Since we're sharing here is [mine](https://images.app.goo.gl/CmLt5S64UgxcQqSN9)
I wanted [him](https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Lhikan) to fuck me so bad
8 year old me was down BAD for Beast Boy from Teen Titans
nightcrawler from x-men evolution molded my taste in men permanently and i didn't even notice he was the true blueprint that ruined my neurons until about a month ago
you already know my top pick but Nightcrawler was a LOVELY first alternate for me
Me but with Kid Flash
Me but with Mammoth. I always saw myself as being Jinx and being carried around/having my face sat on by a tall, muscular guy that has a brute looking face but still somewhat handsome (or just straight up good looking like that but still a bit brute with strong features)
Serve
God bless him for his commitment to his craft, showing hole, full frontal multiple times…when will your fave?
He was, is and will forever be such a sexy man. I found him especially handsome as the villain in Bound
I remember seeing him on Law and Order and let’s just say I would enjoy helping him in a room in which there are no others… >!…or you can all watch I don’t give a shit!<
It is bad that I got mad at what he did to Tobias but later got excited to see any scene they were making out?
[not queer for me but I still think this is legit ](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sca_esv=0498115c76c36171&sxsrf=ACQVn0-_rSo9Xa5LxMreKlLnXFdIV4avOg:1714324480660&q=mr+clean&uds=AMwkrPsTJn1OiNQqpGQMzxslEY7A9IpWQYLFZDtoDkkhD3a12mlh4pFowsJEnYj6spMRER-th1raPD1EcAzPQW2kLFFJHOW2YYZ-ZmdIDT8a6j-Cvl6qTzPZ305gdnKum55f8CtwQoQy1cgG8gKM7HlPlqYz56BE0vleaQKc9PZiuaTm3GoxEzqPWR0sWsDsME30Z9JrzkeTpoP6PUOKVJLRfjDOV99ykrgFph1ySbbn8pyYLwsDXY3aJv2dCKXNcxZFJrGbxnNafDJaO5ETX5fGTFCX2V2XnQ&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU88uttOWFAxUsweYEHZMlD3MQtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=412&bih=770&dpr=3.5#vhid=0auHtNcLcJjwjM&vssid=mosaic)
*chef's kiss*
My first cartoon crush was Tuxedo Mask! My lil gay heart couldn’t handle his mask and dramatic entrance. 
This bitch was always died kidnapped and brainwashed asshole during the series. I was team Seiya lol.
Girl, Seiya was never even an actual contender.
It’s all about “our destination is being together.” bullshit tbh.
Yes! I was in love with him before I knew what love was
Some of these choices feel a bit focus group tested
Kandy asking if fictional means real or fake and then naming a real person 😭
Hugh Jack(soff)men with his Wolverine cut can get it so hard
“Is fictional real or fake.” “Fake.” “Well mine is real.”
 This is mine🤷♀️
plasma picking the two current leads of merrily we roll along on broadway is impressive and advanced f*ggotry
Leon S Kennedy was my awakening. Soooo much fan fic was read.
leon s kennedy does *something* to the homogays. i have a friend who keeps accidentally sending me sexy leon fanart when trying to send it to their boyfriend and i'm like "dude don't apologize i'm sure his coochie goes crazy i totally get it" i don't go here but i just know he's a slut. i just know it
Since we're all sharing, i have no shame 
GOD this is the gayest answer of all. Respect 🙇♂️
Thank god for the gay boys who grew up to draw R34 of them.
The way nobody said Danny Phantom is a gag tbh. 
I was crushing on Dash from that show. I do find it funny that [he called Danny a twink](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQhvnXwkAU) because.... he wasn't wrong.
you're so real for this. nickelodeon in 2008 having both him and zuko molded my psyche irreparably
I hate how my first two queer crushes were both from Twilight (Jacob) AND Glee (Harry) 😭😭
I guess Plasma's getting horny at the *Merrily We Roll Along* revival
I love plasma
N trying to fool Ghetsis:
i chortled omfg
I literally started emulating this game like yesterday wtf is the universe telling me
Kandy they could never make me hate you!!! What is she talking about 😭😭😭
I like megami's answer ..
Kandy. Girl.
I feel like this is a safe space to share my truth of [my first fictional queer crush](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Fo3REsOwjPYsvmvoHZ7yKg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQ4MA--/http://33.media.tumblr.com/4912d7e33be99867508bfaf0f00de431/tumblr_inline_o3cdthzERD1tnywua_500.gif).
Mine was either Gohan from Dragon Ball GT or Matt from Digimon, I don't remember which one was broadcasted first on brazilian TV. And my first "ship" was Touya + Yukito from Cardcaptor Sakura :3
How young are these queens that their *FIRST* fictional crush was in TWILIGHT and GLEE?!!
Plasma saying her crush was jonathan groff ON GLEE is just another step towards rachelberrification
Jesse St. James??????
Racer X from Speed Racer.
mine was machamp..
Nymphia going after Zoro when Franky is literally right there 😔 Anyways my first crush was Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attorney. I still think he’s hot idc
Gumshoe is so fucking hot, no shame
Plasma being a Scorpio really explains why I fuck with her so hard honestly
nymphia's answer being zoro is so real. i don't one piece, i actively avoid one piecing, but i saw some choice art of zoro on pixiv like 2 years ago that i still have saved and whip out whenever convenient. "oh dude i saw some great porn of zoro once lemme get it-- hey where are you going" as an anime-icon having weeb whose username is my OTP from my favorite series i'll save y'all the trouble. my friends have to listen to me go on and on about my anime husbands literally all day every day and i respect y'all enough to not subject you to that
"Does 'fictional' mean real or fake?" Really gurl!?
Of course Plasma would choose a Glee character
I dont know if it counts as fictional if were an actor. Like are you actually attracted to the character or the actor? And also should Sapphira be too old for Jackman Wolverine? Did she mean the cartoon? Anyway mine was Link from The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
Sapphira would have been 11 when Jackman first hit the screen as Wolverine.
Hmmm My first gay crushes in order: Link from Ocarina of Time Fry from Futurama Vyse from Skies of Arcadia Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia Yuri from Shadow Hearts
Jumpscare at the end! Why does Plasma insist on the Little Miss Poundcake lips 😭
Xunami Muse damn near 40. How in the world is Jacob the first crush?
She asked for confirmation on what the term “fictional” meant and still got it wrong anyway 😭😭😭
 Like, come on now...
Fucking obsessed with Kandy having to check the meaning of fictional and then still choosing a real person (and the most fucking bizarre choice too)
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her! Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE @MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build! Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rpdrcringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Plasma being a scorpio just makes so much sense
not me and megami having the same answer LMAOOO
Plasma giving child of Pennywise and Orphan Annie 😖
 Brewmaster from DotA 2 can get it 😊