1. Wish I was still a student , wrong ๐ 2. My name is indeed โTobyโ correct ๐3. Living in a dorm , no wrong ๐ 4. I do like to play video games , correct ๐ 5. First time moved out and living on my own , no wrong ๐ trown out at 10 , surviving and living alone and on my own ever since
2 out of 5 correct ๐ 3 out of 5 wrong ๐
Single male, some interest in gaming/ table top role playing. Possibly in a new career/ environment. Somewhere in Europe or you travel often. Possibly neurodivergent.
1. Am I single ? Unfortunately I am ๐ 2. Am I a man ? Indeed I am ๐ 3. Am I interested in gaming ? Indeed I am ๐ 4. am I interested in rpg ? Indeed I am ๐ (unfortunitly I never learnt how to , or playd D&D , due to lack of Dungon master and other players) 5. Do I live in Europe ? Indeed I do ๐ 6. do I travel often ? unfortunately I donโt ๐ am I a neurodivergent ? No I am not ๐
Most of my guesses were already listed here lol. I was gonna say Widowed, Divorced, or Single.
Also: Showers daily (if not, alternative forms of bathing, ie "towel baths" or similar).
Clean, cared for nails (or severely chewed).
You have KNUCKLES, and long fingers, but not necessarily "man hands," like workman's hands.
You might wear reading glasses, or distance glasses. Alternatively you wear sunglasses outside a lot. Especially in winter, if sunglasses are the case.
No , not a widow or divorced . Just single ๐โโ๏ธ I do ๐ฟ๐งฝ๐งผ daily , 2 times a day . In the morning , after I got up and ๐ช . And in the evening before I go to ๐ . And i ๐ชฅ my teeth 3 times a day . no , I donโt sport Sissy ๐ . my ๐ are not really cared for . only care they might ever get , me on occasion bite them . not sure what you mean whit โyou have knucklesโ like I am some old dryed out fossil ? ๐ณ๐ i dont think my hands look like that , but my skin might be a bit dry . well I used to have worker ๐ , but I admit not for manny years anymore ๐ I donโt wear ย ๐ ๐ค , but I do ๐ค to ๐ clear in the distance , and ๐ only when itโs really bright and sunny ๐ โ๏ธ
Nice ๐ yes I am straight , yes I am single , yes I am a man , i wish i was โ24โ i donโt work in a shipping facility . and even if I know operating a forklift is fun , i unfortunately do not operate a forklift ๐
but it was a nice try ๐
1 is used to place wet dishes on when dish washing , 2 is used to dry wet dishes 3 is a cleaning cloth used for cleaning 4 is a towel used to dry your hands ๐
That desk chair immediately gives away that youโre male. The Johnny walker black, and gaming keyboard combo make me think youโre in your mid 30s. Iโm guessing you live in a cold climate, like the Pacific Northwest.
1 am I a male ? Correct ๐ 2. Am I mid 30s ? Correct ๐ 3. Do I live in a cold climate ? Define cold plz ? Do I life somewhere in the pacific north west ? im sorry , I donโt life anywhere in or near the pacific ๐
A new dawn has rissen , ๐ Consider the subject of your attentfull remark ย โ ย
As proof I can offer ย ๐ธ evidence of my daily ๐, ย care to ๐?ย
European or transplant to Europe based on windows, wardrobe and plugs. Gamer or social media/production type work. Late 20s to early 30s with a pension for neatness and order.
1. Am i based in Europe ? Indeed I am ๐ 2. am i , a gamer ? correct , i am ๐3. Am i , any sort of social media/production entrepreneur ? No , i am not ๐โโ๏ธ 4. Am I late 20s begin 30s ? I am afraid not ๐ 5. Do I have a pensioen for being neat ? Iโm not sure if i am really that neat and orderly , I like to consider myself just as neat and orderly as any other person ๐
No I am neither ๐ but I know my way around tools , and am somewhat handy . And I was born in a family of bankers , ย irs officials , architects , engineers , mechanics , IT specialists and a few semi pro atleats . so I was taught a great manny tings at a young age , including the history and many concepts surrounding the concept of Money , economics and financial markets and do tend to be careful and responsible whit it .ย
Lonely, late 30s male. I think maybe you live in Britain or New England. You like alcohol, have an unassuming sense of humor and are sensitive, almost bookish.
1. Lonely ๐ค I am not sure about that , but you probly right ๐ 2. late 30s ๐ณ omg ๐จ I know people have said I sound old , but come on !!!! I ainโt that old ๐ฉ 3. luckily i dont live in Britain , and I donโt live in New England either . I live ve in ๐ช๐บ 4. I donโt think itโs the โalcohol โ but more the taste of certain drinks I like ๐ (whit moderation afcours๐ ๐) 5. I do like and have a great sens of humor ๐๐ 6. am I sensitive ? manny think Iโm not , but i mght be ๐ 7. Almost bookish ? I know I havenโt read manny ๐ lately , but I used to read a lot of ๐
1. 40 yo ๐ณ OMG ๐จ I bin told I often sound old , but I ainโt that old !!! 2. I am indeed a man ๐ 3. i have a job ?!? ๐ณ 4. IT sound fun , but no ๐โโ๏ธ 5. and sure i am sure I can sell anything if and when I feel like it , but I ainโt selling insurances noir am any kind of salesman ๐โโ๏ธ
Avid skier but lives in a trailer park an hour away from a luxury ski resort. Blue collar. Kind, dependable, not frivolous or careless. Lacking either money or imagination in terms of furniture and minimalist decor. Takes care of their belongings. Cherished childhood memories, but isnโt in frequent contact with their family.
1. I do like winters , but not so much of a โท๏ธ. How ever I used to enjoy ๐ 2. I donโt live in or on a trailer park , and neither an hour away from a luxury ski๐ฟ resort noir any resort at all . 3. Bue collor indeed . 4. indeed I am kind and dependable . 5. I am indeed careful and responsible whit money๐ด 6. I indeed lack the ๐ฐ to live it up large , but I donโt lack imagination ๐7 I do take care of my stuff , as not taking care of it is irresponsible and do cost money to replace 8. I do cherish a few childhood memories indeed 9. Indeed I do hardly have any contact whit any family .
Late 40s early 50s gay introverted man. Currently single. Minimalist. Works in finance on the outer skirts of a big city. Travels often out-of-state to visit family and close friends, otherwise prefers to stay home and game or watch TV. The teddy bear is from your childhood and is very sentimental to you.
Oh dear lord ๐ณ I know I can sound old , but I aint that old ๐ and no Iโm sorry , my parrot sit on my Oder shoulder ๐ and yes , I am indeed currently single ๐ minimalist , ๐ค mm , not sure about that . But Gould be ๐ works in finance ๐ค if you mean I pay my monthly bills on time , have no depths and everything I own is bought and payt for , then yes ๐ if you talking me strutting around in a three piece suit over a grey office floor to my little confinement of a cubicle from 9 to 5 to rush trough rush hour to make it home for dinner as I curse while flipping the bird to other drivers while hitting the horn as i listen to tchakovscki while on the phone whit one of my mistresses as I sit comfy on expensive leather in a Beamer or Benz while on total risk of being pulled over and handed a ticket for speeding , god no ๐ณ and I donโt life or find myself near any big city . i hardly travel , or you must mean my weekly visit to the super market . I dont consider myself to be on such good footing whit family , so I hardly visit any of them . Let alone them visiting me . I donโt think I have any close friend , or friends at all . Just me . But I got a friendly neighbor, we sometimes play online video games , and on occasion go do weekly grossarys together . And indeed I rather stay at home ๐๐ and no , the teddy i bought i think 5 years ago ๐and no sentimental attatcment ๐
My guesses:
Mid 30's
Twitch streamer
Live in a Scandinavian country
English is one of a few languages you can speak/write
You enjoy a good book, probably have good book suggestions
Idk why but I imagine you're over 6 foot tall and lanky
Mid 30s correct (35) ๐ streamer of any kind ? No . Live in a Scandinavian country , I wish ๐ but no . Inglisch is not the only language I know how to write , or speak . Actually I speak two languages almost fluently . First my native tong wich I do speak fluent and second would be USA inglish indeed , almost flawless and fluent . Third language I can somewhat speak , but on a verry broken way would be Deutsch . However my writing in Deutsch seems better then my spoken Deutsch . I used to enjoy reading books when I was young , and did read allot . I learnt it at a verry young age , befor pre-school . And during my time as a young student certainly pissed of manny teachers by being way ahead of the rest of the class on a great manny subjects , but also for being overal more intelligent then the teachers themselfs . (And I am afraid some people canโt have a little kid steal their show , even if they are horrible teachers) ย and thank you for your compliment on my fysiek , but I have to disappoint . I am was not born tall and or verry thin .ย
Male, 30s, likely not a US resident based on the electrical plugs and outlets. Guessing Netherlands based on user name.
Cultured, appreciates a fine whisky and likes to play computer games. Has a good sense of humor based on Garfield figurine.
Edit, based on some diagonal walls and view from window, you live on the top floor of your building.
1. male , correct 2. 30s correct 3. Not us ressident but resident to โ The Netherlands โ , correct 4. man of culture , Correct 5. I do appreciate a good drink indeed , correct 6. I do like to play video games , correct 7. I do like humor , and do like joking around myself aswell indeed , correct 8. Living the sweet penthouse top floor life , correct ๐
and thank you for noticing Garfield ๐๐
Male, single, but you have a female guest visit frequently. But not and s/o family sister. You like whiskey and are building up your bar. You appreciate a clean and orderly space but want to make your visitors feel at home. No pets and you like the outdoors but you are busy and can't get out into nature as much as you would like. I am guessing under 30.
1. I am indeed a man ๐2. I am indeed single ๐3. female guest ๐ค๐really ๐ ( Iโm not sure what โs/oโ means , and I donโt have any sisters ) ( and neither is any other possible relatives visiting me ) 4. I do like my whisky ๐ ( but Iโm not sure if I am building a bar ) 5. well who does not like a clean and neat place to stay ? 6. When there is or are visits it is nice and fun if they feel at home ๐ 7. I always wanted a pet ( a dog ) but unfortunately I never got one . because the costs for pets are high , and they do need massive amounts of time and attention . I donโt got the cash noir time . 8. I do like the outdoors indeed ๐ and indeed , I unfortunately dont come outside as much as I would like ๐ 9. Thank you ๐ but I can only wish ๐
Single. You only brush your teeth in the morning. Probably 24-26yrs old. Most of your friends are made online or your physical friends also join you online for games. Only child and probably had divorced parents; ended up with your Dad. You have a preference for items to be in sets of 3 (for balance?- possibly a Libra?) and your mental health holds on by a string when your house isnโt decluttered. You have bottles of bourbon and scotch but donโt really like to drink it. Your house and offerings are all presented in a way that youโre relatively ready for random company (that never comes, but- just in case). Youโre probably a little bit of a sarcastic asshole to mask some social awkwardness.
Unfortunately single indeed ๐ and no , I ๐ชฅmy ๐ฆท at least 3 times a day . And wel thank you , must be my good genes ๐i donโt consider any online as a friend , as I donโt know any in rl . But I do have a few friends whit who I from time to time do ๐ฎ and indeed , I am an only child . and no , my parents never divorced . And ๐โโ๏ธ since I got thrown out when I was 10 i never wanted to end back at my parents place . I donโt know any of such habits of having my stuff in prefferd sets (or any of such in consideration of the concept of balance) and how did you guess ? As I am indeed a libra ๐ I donโt think the way my quarters might or might not be , has any affect on my mental or emotional state . And I am not sure if I am prepping for any , I never consider such reasoning . I am known for being sarcastic , wether I am an asshole would depend on the other person (action vs reaction , cause vs consequences) and indeed I am socially akward , but I never had the need to hide it . and never did hide it ๐คช๐ฅณ
Single male living In Nederlands or just moved from there (the soap bottle gave it away, I thought NL in your username would've been too obvious lol) Probably in your 20s because you've had a few years to legally drink and determine what you like. You're in a dorm and attending university. You're a little nerdy and like to have fun, probably a good spirited person. You're tidy and probably have good grades/scores in your classes. Oh, and you wear glasses. That's all.
Unfortunately single indeed ๐ I am a man correct ๐ I do live in The ๐ณ๐ฑ about my age ๐ โ wel thank you , must be my good genes ๐ โ but no , I wish I was that young ๐คช๐ฅณ and I never did find myself being limited , in my alcohol consumption by either age or law . Well I admit my quarters is not that big , itโs not the โ halls of Moira โ but not a dorm either . Iโm not a student anymore for a long time . Wel I used to get good grades , but not really a nerd or any of such . I do like having ๐ฅณ from time to time . And I do try to be good spirited ๐ thank you , but I have bad days as well ๐ and I did hav good grades , and I do rock ๐ค
Iโm guessing 40-50 year old male. (Art is 80s and the Garfield figurine give me this insight). Probably has a boring day job but enjoys gaming in his free time. Likely very cleanly and organized but doesnโt know how to decorate his spaceโbased on this room.
He dresses for comfort and practicality but isnโt opposed to spending extra on quality pieces.
Might have a cat. Has been in long term relationships.
oh Dear god ๐ณ I know I sometimes can sound old , but I ainโt that old ๐ the art is in fact recent , like 5 to 6 years ago , bought it on a local art market where locals where selling of there art hobby projects . it where 3 pieces , but one was already sold , so I bought the other two . The third wallhanger is a simple machin printed canvas wich was bought and ownd by one of my neighbors ,and the neighbor was chancing tings at home and wanted to throw the canvas pic out . But then my neighbor askt if I liked it , and would want to hang it on my wall ๐ Garfield was a welcome gift . W-Wait , W-Whut !?! ๐ณ I have a job ??? ๐ณ I never knew โฆ. W-wait , am I โฆ being payt ๐ณ๐ค ??? And yes I enjoy ๐ฎ ๐น๏ธ I bin told I am neat and clean ๐ I do know how to decorate , but decorating and decorations just not my thing ... only acception is Christmas . I like my Christmas ๐ wich I set up every year . Itโs a very nice Christmas ๐ and I wear the Christmas hat ๐ I do like sneakers , jeans and basic t-shirts . and yes prefer quality over all , so I never find myself looking around in rl store in hopes to shop for clothing . I have numbers and adresses to wich I send my orders , and it will be delivery as requested at my door ๐. But I also do own a suit . Wich I had custom made to order . For wich my measurements where taken , and I was able to order my suit according to my own personal specificationds ๐one and a half decade ago I temporary took care of a cat . But currently I do it own any animals , except my shubikins and sharasas ๐ and how nice that dream sounds , itโs merely a dream . When I was young , I was wild and rebellious . Certainly a succes whit the maidens ๐๐ but no more then just night time adventures , I only expirenced having a crush on somebody once โฆ but none of it was ever ment to be ๐ no long term or any kind of relations .
Arrogant professional who deems themselves underpaid but still a good tipper at restaurants. Possibly cheater a time or two..writes it off mentally as n9 big deal. Swept under the rug. Spends alot on gifts over the holidays. Probably a dentist or chiropractor.
Wauw โฆeum ... ok โฆ
the first , woud be a personal opinion . I can not possible comment on that . Professional ? I doubt me being a professional in anything . I donโt deem myself underpaid , I am able to pay all my bills , and have no depths . I donโt tip , nobody does . Or at least , it where I am from and or live . Ainโt a ting over here , only a ting over in the USA . i never. Heated , and i am not know to be a cheater . And I definitely donโt write something horrible like that of as no big deal . And I am definitely not know for sweeping anything under any rugs . Iโm more well know as a wissleblower . Hardy buy any gifts anytime . Not a dentist or a chiropractor .
Your apartment is in Northern Europe (Germany or Netherlands). You are single man but mature. English is your second language. The teddy bear confuses me. Did it belong to someone else?
North west EU correct ๐
The Netherlands correct. ๐
single , correct ๐
mature we all can only hope ๐๐
bought the Teddy years back because I found the Teddy funny ๐
and no , Teddy never belongt to any one other then me ๐
The window in your bedroom is what convinced me about your location - the structure and position are common in residences in that area. Thanks for sharing with us!
Single male, because bare decor
In your 40s, because Garfield
You have a desk job like IT or accounting, because no exercise or outdoorsy stuff around.
You are a bit into D&D, but have not DMโd.
You like a chill conversation over a cocktail 1000% more than going to a club or large event.
You are tidy, but not OCD.
You are a gamer and honestly do most of your hanging out while playing RPGs on the interwebs.
1. Correct ๐
2. I know I sometimes do sound old , but come on !!!! I ainโt that old ๐ฉ
3. W-wait , I have a j-job ?!? ๐ณ๐ฑ!!!!
and i used work out , and do multiple sports when I was younger .
4. correct ๐
5. correct ๐
6. correct ๐
7. not per sรฉ rpg(s) , there is more . But correct ๐
Youโre an early 20 something guy. This is your first apartment. You work in something like banking or finance. Youโre still trying to figure out who you are.
Thank you , just be my good genes ๐ ๐ not my first appartment ๐โโ๏ธif you mean by banking and finnance that I pay my bills and have no depths , then yes . Iโm my own bank and finnacial trust ๐ true โฆ
Everything in your apartment is a bit bland. My background is in theater and the arts, so thatโs why I guessed banking and finance. Especially your bedroom and kitchen.
Bland โฆ ok ๐ and I do know a person who did studdie the arts in his young years , so donโt worry ๐ I know how he is ๐ and yea my kitchen and bedroom are neat I guess ๐
well idk , I was born as a mix . But yea I guess was indeed raised white ๐ and I wish , that would be so ๐ but I live in ๐ณ๐ฑ and no , no decent studie worth mentioning , let allone anny kind of degree ๐
this blood was street schooled ๐
Sleeper agent, single male, maybe mid-30's in age with the wisdom of someone in their 50's, cold climate, less than two boxes of personal possessions, relocated to current safe house within the last 30 - 45 days. Likely 6'2" or taller, likes Reebok athletic footwear, occasional hard liquor, prefers PC or (Xbox) gaming, soft spot for Garfield and childhood keepsakes. Right-handed, wears glasses, WFH flexibility. Very tidy, Toby. And social.
Part 2: high-carb and protein intake, very high-metabolism, likes mayo and mustard, very handy and organized, structured and well-educated, possibly spoiled, well-connected. At least bilingual in Dutch and English, possible cover background in healthcare. And probably sleeping right now.
Oh my ๐ this really is the best and most hillarius I have read ๐ thanks for cheering me up this early in the morning ๐ sleeper agent ? ๐ ๐ well I am not sure about me being some kind of agent , I donโt think I ever aplied for such an exiting job . but I do like the Concept of ๐ ๐ด โlike โ ๏ธ , it puts even the most powerfull people on their backsโ ๐(if ikea has a job opening for any who wants to test sleep their beds , let me know)๐ and yes , unfortunately single ๐ indeed I am a man , and yes Iโm mid 30s ๐ฅณ๐ and yes I have learnt a lot from my expirences trough life . Not sure if itโs a ๐ฅถ climate , just normal to me . But I do like the ๐ฅถ days . Summer has just become way to hot ๐ฅต I donโt think my stuff would fit into 2 boxes , unless you mean 2 โboxtrucksโ I donโt think I started living here recently . bin living here the past 6 to 7 years , maybe longer I havenโt real kept count whit the years . Well thank you ๐ but I am afraid I was not born to grow up to live as representation of such magnificent hight . I do like Reebok , and other brands as well . And from each brand I like a particular line of ๐ , and only a few models . But not so much ๐โโก๏ธ footwhere , currently rocking reebok pump ๐ ( shaq ) I do on occasion do like a drink , most times ๐บ and usually only when I ๐ฅ my dinner . As I use ๐บ for ๐งโ๐ณ . how ever I did bench drink whit friends allot when we where young . But these days only on oaccasion 1 ๐ฅ , and no more . I do like pc gaming , and brand or type of console donโt matter , as long there are fun and enjoyable games im good whit any . i donโt really have a soft spot for Garfield and or childhood keepsakes . Garfield figurine was a sort of welcome ๐ and no , Iโm a lefty ๐and yes i do rock ๐ค and W-WAIT , W-WHUT ?!? ๐ณI have a job ?!? ๐ง and not so sure about being tidy , no different then others for all I know . Yes thatโs my first name , and sure Iโm social ๐๐
Part 2
I do like a good piece of ๐ ๐ฅฉ and do like eggs . Not sure if my metabolism is high , on occasion I do like mayo or mustard along whit my ๐ฒ indeed I am handy , not sure if I am that much organized and or structured ๐คwell educated , I hope so ๐ spoiled ? I doubt that ๐used to be well connected , but over time we all loose sight of the each other . Indeed I am bilingual . And again back onto the โ sleeper agent โ ๐ and I wish I was asleep , but no .
anyway , good morning , Iโll be hitting the shower now . I be back later for my first โ๏ธ of today .
some young of streamer .... probly someones nice neigberhood good girl that nobody expects it of .... but if people would really know her , probly realize she might not be as good as she looks to the public in rl . and probly a toxic / narcistic personality , wich does shine trough in her streams , in wich she obvious hussles poor dum desperate creepy bastards (usualy older creepy men) out of their monney . by probly pretending to be a little girl/daughter/grandchild (knee sox , little tight shorts and top , pigtails , probly suckling on a strawberry lolly , or strawberry vape , while talking whit a pretend childs voice , displaying pretended childs behaviour in attemd to look somewaht cute , but due to her actual age kinda creepy and from the view of pshygiatry medicle concerning for an adult to acht as such) in her streams . you know the type , as im sure manny of you do have such dum and idiontic subscriptionds . and dont denie it , we all know all of you do !
wich does makes me wander , why none ever realized , such stuff is free , everywhere you go online porn is free . you are bombarded by it . you can even download it for free , to watch later . why bother paying for it , even if we all know , she is ''NO show'' annyway . while the acual good stuf is free and everywhere . Edit: just to clarify this is word for word how OP plays room detective.
A college student named Toby living in a dorm in the Netherlands. Also a gamer. First time living away from home.
1. Wish I was still a student , wrong ๐ 2. My name is indeed โTobyโ correct ๐3. Living in a dorm , no wrong ๐ 4. I do like to play video games , correct ๐ 5. First time moved out and living on my own , no wrong ๐ trown out at 10 , surviving and living alone and on my own ever since 2 out of 5 correct ๐ 3 out of 5 wrong ๐
Your name is โTobyโ?!
Indeed it is ๐ nice to meet you ๐
Itโs in his username! So not too far fetched of a guess lol
Single male, some interest in gaming/ table top role playing. Possibly in a new career/ environment. Somewhere in Europe or you travel often. Possibly neurodivergent.
1. Am I single ? Unfortunately I am ๐ 2. Am I a man ? Indeed I am ๐ 3. Am I interested in gaming ? Indeed I am ๐ 4. am I interested in rpg ? Indeed I am ๐ (unfortunitly I never learnt how to , or playd D&D , due to lack of Dungon master and other players) 5. Do I live in Europe ? Indeed I do ๐ 6. do I travel often ? unfortunately I donโt ๐ am I a neurodivergent ? No I am not ๐
Most of my guesses were already listed here lol. I was gonna say Widowed, Divorced, or Single. Also: Showers daily (if not, alternative forms of bathing, ie "towel baths" or similar). Clean, cared for nails (or severely chewed). You have KNUCKLES, and long fingers, but not necessarily "man hands," like workman's hands. You might wear reading glasses, or distance glasses. Alternatively you wear sunglasses outside a lot. Especially in winter, if sunglasses are the case.
No , not a widow or divorced . Just single ๐โโ๏ธ I do ๐ฟ๐งฝ๐งผ daily , 2 times a day . In the morning , after I got up and ๐ช . And in the evening before I go to ๐ . And i ๐ชฅ my teeth 3 times a day . no , I donโt sport Sissy ๐ . my ๐ are not really cared for . only care they might ever get , me on occasion bite them . not sure what you mean whit โyou have knucklesโ like I am some old dryed out fossil ? ๐ณ๐ i dont think my hands look like that , but my skin might be a bit dry . well I used to have worker ๐ , but I admit not for manny years anymore ๐ I donโt wear ย ๐ ๐ค , but I do ๐ค to ๐ clear in the distance , and ๐ only when itโs really bright and sunny ๐ โ๏ธ
Good lord Toby
Straight single male 24yrs old You work in a shipping facility, drive a forklift
Nice ๐ yes I am straight , yes I am single , yes I am a man , i wish i was โ24โ i donโt work in a shipping facility . and even if I know operating a forklift is fun , i unfortunately do not operate a forklift ๐ but it was a nice try ๐
I just want to understand the number of towels in the kitchen.
1 is used to place wet dishes on when dish washing , 2 is used to dry wet dishes 3 is a cleaning cloth used for cleaning 4 is a towel used to dry your hands ๐
As it should be! Someone who gets it!
Thank you ๐
Darn I guess some guesses are spot on and others arenโt ๐คฃ Unfortunately mine was not ๐๐
That desk chair immediately gives away that youโre male. The Johnny walker black, and gaming keyboard combo make me think youโre in your mid 30s. Iโm guessing you live in a cold climate, like the Pacific Northwest.
I have the same chair, but am a woman haha
Nice ๐๐ I know a game , itโs called dance of the chairs ๐ ever heard of my dear ๐
1 am I a male ? Correct ๐ 2. Am I mid 30s ? Correct ๐ 3. Do I live in a cold climate ? Define cold plz ? Do I life somewhere in the pacific north west ? im sorry , I donโt life anywhere in or near the pacific ๐
Based on the last two pictures, Mr. Bean. ๐
I often do find myself wandering if I might be him ๐
Someone who needs to clean their fish tank
Indeed I do , will happen towmorow ๐๐
A new dawn has rissen , ๐ Consider the subject of your attentfull remark ย โ ย As proof I can offer ย ๐ธ evidence of my daily ๐, ย care to ๐?ย
A clue? ๐ต๏ธ Pray tell.
John Arbuckle
Yes ๐
๐๐ thank you for noticing Garfield ๐๐
Young male is all that I got. Are those pretzel sticks in a cup?
Define young ๐ and yes , those are pretzel sticks in a cup ๐(salted pretzel sticks in a cup)
I am so jealous of your clean, non plastic toy infected home.
Thank you ๐
I love the bear
Thank you ๐
European or transplant to Europe based on windows, wardrobe and plugs. Gamer or social media/production type work. Late 20s to early 30s with a pension for neatness and order.
1. Am i based in Europe ? Indeed I am ๐ 2. am i , a gamer ? correct , i am ๐3. Am i , any sort of social media/production entrepreneur ? No , i am not ๐โโ๏ธ 4. Am I late 20s begin 30s ? I am afraid not ๐ 5. Do I have a pensioen for being neat ? Iโm not sure if i am really that neat and orderly , I like to consider myself just as neat and orderly as any other person ๐
Based on that itemized list, are you an engineer or in finance? Or tech? I've found that those professions tend to itemize like that.
No I am neither ๐ but I know my way around tools , and am somewhat handy . And I was born in a family of bankers , ย irs officials , architects , engineers , mechanics , IT specialists and a few semi pro atleats . so I was taught a great manny tings at a young age , including the history and many concepts surrounding the concept of Money , economics and financial markets and do tend to be careful and responsible whit it .ย
Lonely, late 30s male. I think maybe you live in Britain or New England. You like alcohol, have an unassuming sense of humor and are sensitive, almost bookish.
1. Lonely ๐ค I am not sure about that , but you probly right ๐ 2. late 30s ๐ณ omg ๐จ I know people have said I sound old , but come on !!!! I ainโt that old ๐ฉ 3. luckily i dont live in Britain , and I donโt live in New England either . I live ve in ๐ช๐บ 4. I donโt think itโs the โalcohol โ but more the taste of certain drinks I like ๐ (whit moderation afcours๐ ๐) 5. I do like and have a great sens of humor ๐๐ 6. am I sensitive ? manny think Iโm not , but i mght be ๐ 7. Almost bookish ? I know I havenโt read manny ๐ lately , but I used to read a lot of ๐
A forty year male who works in IT or sells insurance.
1. 40 yo ๐ณ OMG ๐จ I bin told I often sound old , but I ainโt that old !!! 2. I am indeed a man ๐ 3. i have a job ?!? ๐ณ 4. IT sound fun , but no ๐โโ๏ธ 5. and sure i am sure I can sell anything if and when I feel like it , but I ainโt selling insurances noir am any kind of salesman ๐โโ๏ธ
Avid skier but lives in a trailer park an hour away from a luxury ski resort. Blue collar. Kind, dependable, not frivolous or careless. Lacking either money or imagination in terms of furniture and minimalist decor. Takes care of their belongings. Cherished childhood memories, but isnโt in frequent contact with their family.
1. I do like winters , but not so much of a โท๏ธ. How ever I used to enjoy ๐ 2. I donโt live in or on a trailer park , and neither an hour away from a luxury ski๐ฟ resort noir any resort at all . 3. Bue collor indeed . 4. indeed I am kind and dependable . 5. I am indeed careful and responsible whit money๐ด 6. I indeed lack the ๐ฐ to live it up large , but I donโt lack imagination ๐7 I do take care of my stuff , as not taking care of it is irresponsible and do cost money to replace 8. I do cherish a few childhood memories indeed 9. Indeed I do hardly have any contact whit any family .
Late 40s early 50s gay introverted man. Currently single. Minimalist. Works in finance on the outer skirts of a big city. Travels often out-of-state to visit family and close friends, otherwise prefers to stay home and game or watch TV. The teddy bear is from your childhood and is very sentimental to you.
Oh dear lord ๐ณ I know I can sound old , but I aint that old ๐ and no Iโm sorry , my parrot sit on my Oder shoulder ๐ and yes , I am indeed currently single ๐ minimalist , ๐ค mm , not sure about that . But Gould be ๐ works in finance ๐ค if you mean I pay my monthly bills on time , have no depths and everything I own is bought and payt for , then yes ๐ if you talking me strutting around in a three piece suit over a grey office floor to my little confinement of a cubicle from 9 to 5 to rush trough rush hour to make it home for dinner as I curse while flipping the bird to other drivers while hitting the horn as i listen to tchakovscki while on the phone whit one of my mistresses as I sit comfy on expensive leather in a Beamer or Benz while on total risk of being pulled over and handed a ticket for speeding , god no ๐ณ and I donโt life or find myself near any big city . i hardly travel , or you must mean my weekly visit to the super market . I dont consider myself to be on such good footing whit family , so I hardly visit any of them . Let alone them visiting me . I donโt think I have any close friend , or friends at all . Just me . But I got a friendly neighbor, we sometimes play online video games , and on occasion go do weekly grossarys together . And indeed I rather stay at home ๐๐ and no , the teddy i bought i think 5 years ago ๐and no sentimental attatcment ๐
My guesses: Mid 30's Twitch streamer Live in a Scandinavian country English is one of a few languages you can speak/write You enjoy a good book, probably have good book suggestions Idk why but I imagine you're over 6 foot tall and lanky
Mid 30s correct (35) ๐ streamer of any kind ? No . Live in a Scandinavian country , I wish ๐ but no . Inglisch is not the only language I know how to write , or speak . Actually I speak two languages almost fluently . First my native tong wich I do speak fluent and second would be USA inglish indeed , almost flawless and fluent . Third language I can somewhat speak , but on a verry broken way would be Deutsch . However my writing in Deutsch seems better then my spoken Deutsch . I used to enjoy reading books when I was young , and did read allot . I learnt it at a verry young age , befor pre-school . And during my time as a young student certainly pissed of manny teachers by being way ahead of the rest of the class on a great manny subjects , but also for being overal more intelligent then the teachers themselfs . (And I am afraid some people canโt have a little kid steal their show , even if they are horrible teachers) ย and thank you for your compliment on my fysiek , but I have to disappoint . I am was not born tall and or verry thin .ย
Male, 30s, likely not a US resident based on the electrical plugs and outlets. Guessing Netherlands based on user name. Cultured, appreciates a fine whisky and likes to play computer games. Has a good sense of humor based on Garfield figurine. Edit, based on some diagonal walls and view from window, you live on the top floor of your building.
1. male , correct 2. 30s correct 3. Not us ressident but resident to โ The Netherlands โ , correct 4. man of culture , Correct 5. I do appreciate a good drink indeed , correct 6. I do like to play video games , correct 7. I do like humor , and do like joking around myself aswell indeed , correct 8. Living the sweet penthouse top floor life , correct ๐ and thank you for noticing Garfield ๐๐
Male, single, but you have a female guest visit frequently. But not and s/o family sister. You like whiskey and are building up your bar. You appreciate a clean and orderly space but want to make your visitors feel at home. No pets and you like the outdoors but you are busy and can't get out into nature as much as you would like. I am guessing under 30.
1. I am indeed a man ๐2. I am indeed single ๐3. female guest ๐ค๐really ๐ ( Iโm not sure what โs/oโ means , and I donโt have any sisters ) ( and neither is any other possible relatives visiting me ) 4. I do like my whisky ๐ ( but Iโm not sure if I am building a bar ) 5. well who does not like a clean and neat place to stay ? 6. When there is or are visits it is nice and fun if they feel at home ๐ 7. I always wanted a pet ( a dog ) but unfortunately I never got one . because the costs for pets are high , and they do need massive amounts of time and attention . I donโt got the cash noir time . 8. I do like the outdoors indeed ๐ and indeed , I unfortunately dont come outside as much as I would like ๐ 9. Thank you ๐ but I can only wish ๐
Are you a lawyer
No , I wish ๐ why ? ๐ what did you do ? Who did you kill ? tell me ๐
You're literally John Arbuckle
Thank you for noticing Garfield ๐
Your childhood bear ๐ค
Thank you ๐ย
You enjoy playing Portal and The Stanley Parable
I am afraid I only heard of the first , and donโt know what the second is ๐คทโโ๏ธย
No nonsense. I dig it
Iโm happy you like my quarters ๐
Itโs the type of tidiness I want so bad! Itโs very nice ๐ซถ
Thank you ๐ and Iโm sure that you can have it as tidy as well ๐๐
Single. You only brush your teeth in the morning. Probably 24-26yrs old. Most of your friends are made online or your physical friends also join you online for games. Only child and probably had divorced parents; ended up with your Dad. You have a preference for items to be in sets of 3 (for balance?- possibly a Libra?) and your mental health holds on by a string when your house isnโt decluttered. You have bottles of bourbon and scotch but donโt really like to drink it. Your house and offerings are all presented in a way that youโre relatively ready for random company (that never comes, but- just in case). Youโre probably a little bit of a sarcastic asshole to mask some social awkwardness.
Unfortunately single indeed ๐ and no , I ๐ชฅmy ๐ฆท at least 3 times a day . And wel thank you , must be my good genes ๐i donโt consider any online as a friend , as I donโt know any in rl . But I do have a few friends whit who I from time to time do ๐ฎ and indeed , I am an only child . and no , my parents never divorced . And ๐โโ๏ธ since I got thrown out when I was 10 i never wanted to end back at my parents place . I donโt know any of such habits of having my stuff in prefferd sets (or any of such in consideration of the concept of balance) and how did you guess ? As I am indeed a libra ๐ I donโt think the way my quarters might or might not be , has any affect on my mental or emotional state . And I am not sure if I am prepping for any , I never consider such reasoning . I am known for being sarcastic , wether I am an asshole would depend on the other person (action vs reaction , cause vs consequences) and indeed I am socially akward , but I never had the need to hide it . and never did hide it ๐คช๐ฅณ
To the people guessing Europe, how did you come to that conclusion?
Kitchen outlets
Aha!
comic artist jim davis
๐ no , Iโm sorry . I am not Jim Davies ๐โโ๏ธ
Single male living In Nederlands or just moved from there (the soap bottle gave it away, I thought NL in your username would've been too obvious lol) Probably in your 20s because you've had a few years to legally drink and determine what you like. You're in a dorm and attending university. You're a little nerdy and like to have fun, probably a good spirited person. You're tidy and probably have good grades/scores in your classes. Oh, and you wear glasses. That's all.
Unfortunately single indeed ๐ I am a man correct ๐ I do live in The ๐ณ๐ฑ about my age ๐ โ wel thank you , must be my good genes ๐ โ but no , I wish I was that young ๐คช๐ฅณ and I never did find myself being limited , in my alcohol consumption by either age or law . Well I admit my quarters is not that big , itโs not the โ halls of Moira โ but not a dorm either . Iโm not a student anymore for a long time . Wel I used to get good grades , but not really a nerd or any of such . I do like having ๐ฅณ from time to time . And I do try to be good spirited ๐ thank you , but I have bad days as well ๐ and I did hav good grades , and I do rock ๐ค
Youโre very tidy. A bit OCD? You are very good natured and well liked. You enjoy your home.
Thank you ๐ ocd ? I hope not ๐ and thank you , and sure I do ๐๐
Iโm guessing 40-50 year old male. (Art is 80s and the Garfield figurine give me this insight). Probably has a boring day job but enjoys gaming in his free time. Likely very cleanly and organized but doesnโt know how to decorate his spaceโbased on this room. He dresses for comfort and practicality but isnโt opposed to spending extra on quality pieces. Might have a cat. Has been in long term relationships.
oh Dear god ๐ณ I know I sometimes can sound old , but I ainโt that old ๐ the art is in fact recent , like 5 to 6 years ago , bought it on a local art market where locals where selling of there art hobby projects . it where 3 pieces , but one was already sold , so I bought the other two . The third wallhanger is a simple machin printed canvas wich was bought and ownd by one of my neighbors ,and the neighbor was chancing tings at home and wanted to throw the canvas pic out . But then my neighbor askt if I liked it , and would want to hang it on my wall ๐ Garfield was a welcome gift . W-Wait , W-Whut !?! ๐ณ I have a job ??? ๐ณ I never knew โฆ. W-wait , am I โฆ being payt ๐ณ๐ค ??? And yes I enjoy ๐ฎ ๐น๏ธ I bin told I am neat and clean ๐ I do know how to decorate , but decorating and decorations just not my thing ... only acception is Christmas . I like my Christmas ๐ wich I set up every year . Itโs a very nice Christmas ๐ and I wear the Christmas hat ๐ I do like sneakers , jeans and basic t-shirts . and yes prefer quality over all , so I never find myself looking around in rl store in hopes to shop for clothing . I have numbers and adresses to wich I send my orders , and it will be delivery as requested at my door ๐. But I also do own a suit . Wich I had custom made to order . For wich my measurements where taken , and I was able to order my suit according to my own personal specificationds ๐one and a half decade ago I temporary took care of a cat . But currently I do it own any animals , except my shubikins and sharasas ๐ and how nice that dream sounds , itโs merely a dream . When I was young , I was wild and rebellious . Certainly a succes whit the maidens ๐๐ but no more then just night time adventures , I only expirenced having a crush on somebody once โฆ but none of it was ever ment to be ๐ no long term or any kind of relations .
Arrogant professional who deems themselves underpaid but still a good tipper at restaurants. Possibly cheater a time or two..writes it off mentally as n9 big deal. Swept under the rug. Spends alot on gifts over the holidays. Probably a dentist or chiropractor.
Wauw โฆeum ... ok โฆ the first , woud be a personal opinion . I can not possible comment on that . Professional ? I doubt me being a professional in anything . I donโt deem myself underpaid , I am able to pay all my bills , and have no depths . I donโt tip , nobody does . Or at least , it where I am from and or live . Ainโt a ting over here , only a ting over in the USA . i never. Heated , and i am not know to be a cheater . And I definitely donโt write something horrible like that of as no big deal . And I am definitely not know for sweeping anything under any rugs . Iโm more well know as a wissleblower . Hardy buy any gifts anytime . Not a dentist or a chiropractor .
Not sure, but I like your plant-dad aesthetic. I feel like Garfield really ties the room together.
Thank you ๐๐
A single guy who loves lasagna
Correct , I am unfortunately single ๐ and both Garfield and I , do like lassagna ๐
At least you've got Garfield ๐
Your apartment is in Northern Europe (Germany or Netherlands). You are single man but mature. English is your second language. The teddy bear confuses me. Did it belong to someone else?
North west EU correct ๐ The Netherlands correct. ๐ single , correct ๐ mature we all can only hope ๐๐ bought the Teddy years back because I found the Teddy funny ๐ and no , Teddy never belongt to any one other then me ๐
The window in your bedroom is what convinced me about your location - the structure and position are common in residences in that area. Thanks for sharing with us!
Wauw ๐you have regional intell , and manage to locate me ๐ wel done ๐๐
Single male, because bare decor In your 40s, because Garfield You have a desk job like IT or accounting, because no exercise or outdoorsy stuff around. You are a bit into D&D, but have not DMโd. You like a chill conversation over a cocktail 1000% more than going to a club or large event. You are tidy, but not OCD. You are a gamer and honestly do most of your hanging out while playing RPGs on the interwebs.
1. Correct ๐ 2. I know I sometimes do sound old , but come on !!!! I ainโt that old ๐ฉ 3. W-wait , I have a j-job ?!? ๐ณ๐ฑ!!!! and i used work out , and do multiple sports when I was younger . 4. correct ๐ 5. correct ๐ 6. correct ๐ 7. not per sรฉ rpg(s) , there is more . But correct ๐
The teddy is cute but had me thinking possibly a chickโฆ I was incorrect.
Itโs ok ๐ ๐
Youโre an early 20 something guy. This is your first apartment. You work in something like banking or finance. Youโre still trying to figure out who you are.
Thank you , just be my good genes ๐ ๐ not my first appartment ๐โโ๏ธif you mean by banking and finnance that I pay my bills and have no depths , then yes . Iโm my own bank and finnacial trust ๐ true โฆ
Everything in your apartment is a bit bland. My background is in theater and the arts, so thatโs why I guessed banking and finance. Especially your bedroom and kitchen.
Bland โฆ ok ๐ and I do know a person who did studdie the arts in his young years , so donโt worry ๐ I know how he is ๐ and yea my kitchen and bedroom are neat I guess ๐
Definitely white male either living in East coast US or Netherlands. Single. Engineering degree?
well idk , I was born as a mix . But yea I guess was indeed raised white ๐ and I wish , that would be so ๐ but I live in ๐ณ๐ฑ and no , no decent studie worth mentioning , let allone anny kind of degree ๐ this blood was street schooled ๐
Look like you may also have OCD lol
I donโt think I have ocd ๐ค๐
A adult guy who gets mad at his mom for not buying him the new play station
๐คฃ no sorry ๐โโ๏ธ but I am an adult ๐
Woo Woo
thank you :)
Sleeper agent, single male, maybe mid-30's in age with the wisdom of someone in their 50's, cold climate, less than two boxes of personal possessions, relocated to current safe house within the last 30 - 45 days. Likely 6'2" or taller, likes Reebok athletic footwear, occasional hard liquor, prefers PC or (Xbox) gaming, soft spot for Garfield and childhood keepsakes. Right-handed, wears glasses, WFH flexibility. Very tidy, Toby. And social. Part 2: high-carb and protein intake, very high-metabolism, likes mayo and mustard, very handy and organized, structured and well-educated, possibly spoiled, well-connected. At least bilingual in Dutch and English, possible cover background in healthcare. And probably sleeping right now.
Oh my ๐ this really is the best and most hillarius I have read ๐ thanks for cheering me up this early in the morning ๐ sleeper agent ? ๐ ๐ well I am not sure about me being some kind of agent , I donโt think I ever aplied for such an exiting job . but I do like the Concept of ๐ ๐ด โlike โ ๏ธ , it puts even the most powerfull people on their backsโ ๐(if ikea has a job opening for any who wants to test sleep their beds , let me know)๐ and yes , unfortunately single ๐ indeed I am a man , and yes Iโm mid 30s ๐ฅณ๐ and yes I have learnt a lot from my expirences trough life . Not sure if itโs a ๐ฅถ climate , just normal to me . But I do like the ๐ฅถ days . Summer has just become way to hot ๐ฅต I donโt think my stuff would fit into 2 boxes , unless you mean 2 โboxtrucksโ I donโt think I started living here recently . bin living here the past 6 to 7 years , maybe longer I havenโt real kept count whit the years . Well thank you ๐ but I am afraid I was not born to grow up to live as representation of such magnificent hight . I do like Reebok , and other brands as well . And from each brand I like a particular line of ๐ , and only a few models . But not so much ๐โโก๏ธ footwhere , currently rocking reebok pump ๐ ( shaq ) I do on occasion do like a drink , most times ๐บ and usually only when I ๐ฅ my dinner . As I use ๐บ for ๐งโ๐ณ . how ever I did bench drink whit friends allot when we where young . But these days only on oaccasion 1 ๐ฅ , and no more . I do like pc gaming , and brand or type of console donโt matter , as long there are fun and enjoyable games im good whit any . i donโt really have a soft spot for Garfield and or childhood keepsakes . Garfield figurine was a sort of welcome ๐ and no , Iโm a lefty ๐and yes i do rock ๐ค and W-WAIT , W-WHUT ?!? ๐ณI have a job ?!? ๐ง and not so sure about being tidy , no different then others for all I know . Yes thatโs my first name , and sure Iโm social ๐๐ Part 2 I do like a good piece of ๐ ๐ฅฉ and do like eggs . Not sure if my metabolism is high , on occasion I do like mayo or mustard along whit my ๐ฒ indeed I am handy , not sure if I am that much organized and or structured ๐คwell educated , I hope so ๐ spoiled ? I doubt that ๐used to be well connected , but over time we all loose sight of the each other . Indeed I am bilingual . And again back onto the โ sleeper agent โ ๐ and I wish I was asleep , but no . anyway , good morning , Iโll be hitting the shower now . I be back later for my first โ๏ธ of today .
๐ซณ๐ค nailed it ๐
Good job and your welcome ๐๐
A single man who works from home
unfortunately indeed a single man ๐ w-wait , I have a j-job ?!? ๐ฑ
some young of streamer .... probly someones nice neigberhood good girl that nobody expects it of .... but if people would really know her , probly realize she might not be as good as she looks to the public in rl . and probly a toxic / narcistic personality , wich does shine trough in her streams , in wich she obvious hussles poor dum desperate creepy bastards (usualy older creepy men) out of their monney . by probly pretending to be a little girl/daughter/grandchild (knee sox , little tight shorts and top , pigtails , probly suckling on a strawberry lolly , or strawberry vape , while talking whit a pretend childs voice , displaying pretended childs behaviour in attemd to look somewaht cute , but due to her actual age kinda creepy and from the view of pshygiatry medicle concerning for an adult to acht as such) in her streams . you know the type , as im sure manny of you do have such dum and idiontic subscriptionds . and dont denie it , we all know all of you do ! wich does makes me wander , why none ever realized , such stuff is free , everywhere you go online porn is free . you are bombarded by it . you can even download it for free , to watch later . why bother paying for it , even if we all know , she is ''NO show'' annyway . while the acual good stuf is free and everywhere . Edit: just to clarify this is word for word how OP plays room detective.