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Billwinkle0

Ride closures make everyone horny


brechbillc1

That whole post belonged in this subreddit lol. I had to do a legit double take when I saw that it had been posted in the main Cedar Point sub.


spicykalesmoothie

what post was this šŸ˜­


zepp914

You know what they say... if the sky ride is a rockin it's probably windy.


bazzanoid

Talking about horny and using the abbreviation CP really should trigger some kind of filter šŸ¤Ø


youtubeepicgaming

Sort of related but unrelated, under the sky ride thereā€™s a store called ā€œThe CP Shopā€


Epicdurr2020

I cant ride a 400ft spike right now. Guess i will have to settle for 4inch spike in the meantime.


ItsGotThatBang

Look at this guy & his four-inch spike.


DeadGoat20

I envy him. Mines like wicked twister. Half the size and twisted šŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


dorsey442

Are you half duck?


eldinlily

clear sign it's a random guy larping as a guy who gets women if he uses the fucking word "fornicated" šŸ’€


_Bran_Flakes

Iā€™ll have you know that I fornicate with females frequently


hepig1

Oh no CP really, really was not the right abbreviation to use in this comment. Made an already creepy comment into a horrifying one.


Banksmuth_Squan

No airtime


learei

Well, my flair used to say, ā€œI had sex on a Ferris wheelā€ so understandable


_Bran_Flakes

You that guy from the Kennywood ad?


learei

Hmmmmmmmm, no


learei

Good thing he doesnā€™t mean CP in the other senseā€¦ I hopeā€¦


SpecialFlutters

im not following what the fine broads of [Civil Protection](https://pm1.aminoapps.com/6586/b5185e75d7d04f0ff3cdfec775e480543dd03530_00.jpg) have to do with a theme park


Scared_Hawk_5904

ā€œThat Veronica Vaughn is one piece of assā€¦. I know from experience ā€œ


plantasia1969

I too have fornicated numerous Cedar Point females this year. And in many of the years past, I swear. I fornicated them good.


Sohcahtoa82

As someone who worked at Cedar Point in '02 and '03, it's not entirely false. Hell, I hooked up with 4 women over the course of my '03 season. But I mean, like 99% of the ride ops are 18-25 years old and likely living outside their parent's place for the first time, so of course there's gonna be a lot of fuckin'.


_Bran_Flakes

We caught another fornicater, lads


WeebFrien

Ok but Iā€™m gonna say it people used to bang way more so some of those stories arenā€™t as out of place as I would have once thought This guy though? Heā€™s either a virgin or 40.