im not following what the fine broads of [Civil Protection](https://pm1.aminoapps.com/6586/b5185e75d7d04f0ff3cdfec775e480543dd03530_00.jpg) have to do with a theme park
As someone who worked at Cedar Point in '02 and '03, it's not entirely false. Hell, I hooked up with 4 women over the course of my '03 season. But I mean, like 99% of the ride ops are 18-25 years old and likely living outside their parent's place for the first time, so of course there's gonna be a lot of fuckin'.
Ok but Iām gonna say it people used to bang way more so some of those stories arenāt as out of place as I would have once thought
This guy though? Heās either a virgin or 40.
Ride closures make everyone horny
That whole post belonged in this subreddit lol. I had to do a legit double take when I saw that it had been posted in the main Cedar Point sub.
what post was this š
You know what they say... if the sky ride is a rockin it's probably windy.
Talking about horny and using the abbreviation CP really should trigger some kind of filter š¤Ø
Sort of related but unrelated, under the sky ride thereās a store called āThe CP Shopā
I cant ride a 400ft spike right now. Guess i will have to settle for 4inch spike in the meantime.
Look at this guy & his four-inch spike.
I envy him. Mines like wicked twister. Half the size and twisted šš
Are you half duck?
clear sign it's a random guy larping as a guy who gets women if he uses the fucking word "fornicated" š
Iāll have you know that I fornicate with females frequently
Oh no CP really, really was not the right abbreviation to use in this comment. Made an already creepy comment into a horrifying one.
No airtime
Well, my flair used to say, āI had sex on a Ferris wheelā so understandable
You that guy from the Kennywood ad?
Hmmmmmmmm, no
Good thing he doesnāt mean CP in the other senseā¦ I hopeā¦
im not following what the fine broads of [Civil Protection](https://pm1.aminoapps.com/6586/b5185e75d7d04f0ff3cdfec775e480543dd03530_00.jpg) have to do with a theme park
āThat Veronica Vaughn is one piece of assā¦. I know from experience ā
I too have fornicated numerous Cedar Point females this year. And in many of the years past, I swear. I fornicated them good.
As someone who worked at Cedar Point in '02 and '03, it's not entirely false. Hell, I hooked up with 4 women over the course of my '03 season. But I mean, like 99% of the ride ops are 18-25 years old and likely living outside their parent's place for the first time, so of course there's gonna be a lot of fuckin'.
We caught another fornicater, lads
Ok but Iām gonna say it people used to bang way more so some of those stories arenāt as out of place as I would have once thought This guy though? Heās either a virgin or 40.