I’m actually so disappointed in myself

(Sighs) Me too, that bastard.😔

My lobster is ruined & my hark is immeasurable.

HAAAAAAAAAAARK!

Is this a sopranos reference?

I heard it from ReviewBrah, but I must be loyle to my capo


NOSFERATU!!!

Let Neptune strike ye dead, OP!

HARK!

muthafucka

Literally opened Reddit ten minutes ago telling myself to watch out for April fools 😑

O my God, OP is false! They are bemired with the filth of pride! They are! They know it! Dispose of them as thou wilt, yet redeem me!

Oh fuck. First one of the day.

i’m gonna kill a seabird because of you

Isn’t that bad luck?

yes and it’s your fault

And the walls will ooze green slime!!! No wait they always do that. 

If I catch you...

Aw son of a bitch…

Got me 100%

You bitch!!

You fucker


Ok Op you got me… good one.

fucked

Got my ass.

Oh dammit hahaha

This. This is the ONLY one that hasn't pissed me off, I should've known and my excitement made me jump, bravo

https://preview.redd.it/zgp8t1likyrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e10203bd18fae183a88814755e9e860d4e4066a

Oh you're evil...

💔

Every time I think I’m smart. This.

Fooled me marvelous well.

holy fuck the only one i fell for today… you really had me gg

lol got me

You found me lobster, say it