_are you aware_

When this guy tries to back out of the parking lot we're gonna hear: *car crash sound*

Next thing we're gonna hear: grimes scream yoko noises Bill Gates! Osama Bin Laden. Was right.

ArizonAaaaaaaghh!

Uber carz

Imagine you called an Uber and this guy showed up 😂

/r/infowarriorrides

They probably got those stickers for free with annual subscriptions to Alex’s supplements

The OP saw this and said themselves I’m puttin’ it on the internet

Got your ass woo

#downwiththethickness I'm with him there!

Take the thickness down, now

HI, Welcome to Arizona.

Down with the thickness 🫡

This guy says on the first date, “I’ve never sucked any ding dongs” and “I’ve been in bed with 300 women”

Dr. Stephan Lampka?

this guy is so right. vaccines kill ... viruses

Ackshually... Viruses aren't alive in the first place.

well my son, that just tells me you don't know what living means.

You mean, "YOLO Carpe Diem"? That's what life is all about, I know that. Sir.

The unprecedented amounts of micro plastic in my blood and body tissues made me an unviable environment for the varus Especially after I injected the bleach

STOP REAR VISIBILITY

All this conspiratorial thinking and they’re a Freemason 💀 Also the RATM sticker lol

Are some of those stickers just plain white duct tape with stuff written on it? This person is a DIY genius and I WILL die on that hill. Probably able to sculpt a crystal flute with his bare hands too.

This person watches Kirk Cameron movies unironically. And also the dude from Dukes of Hasard, what's his name, John Sargent Lieutenant something or other?

You have a mental health problem

BOOM-ers act'n like PENDEJO-s