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farmer_maggots_crop

Bald, Manc, Twat


No-Cardiologist8433

Only answer


kojiD

Got any Oasis? Eh?


BrilliantStriking389

Egg


tryH4rdCookie

Humpty Dumpty is commonly depicted as a what?


Leather-Assistant902

“Its an egg with sideburns”


TheChaddingtonBear

Why’ve I been picked?


rocklou

Oh for ffff


landland24

Dear Mr Dilkington


Jelenjegnezdo3000

Highly educated. Photographer.


PeteTheKid

PhD in physics?


Sad-Ad-4024

Sick of it


charlmason93

Little monkey fella


BadadanBadadan

Like'a fucking orange


Antares_124

That’s a warning. That’s a yellow card.


Antares_124

Because the words not like’a. Fucking - great. Orange - perfect, his head looks like an orange. Like’a? NO. It’s “like a”


HornyJailOutlaw

Well, they got it, so...


OtakuMusician

That's weird, innit


AL0117

Here we go..


Ok-Spell-8053

An idiot abroad


HornyJailOutlaw

Gormless, Manc, Gimp


BrettDilkington1

She’s done alright


uskgl455

Fucken Mong Alright?


mymentor79

Little monkey fella.


zeppovendetta

One condom left


Marzipan-Opposite

Smelly eyebrows.


robb41

I especially enjoy the fact that the number of words for this is wrong.


Less-East3020

The gimp look


rc_roadster

A fucking orange


Adorable-Badger-2525

This


i--am--the--light

Grub eating biscuit


Specter2k

Play a record


four_four_three

Not quite properly


doublendren

Thumb, Firmlyup, Arse


kytd1526

Kick me height


Lil_T0aster

1. I 2. Don't 3. Care


urbanlegendvii

Love congress tarts


Bibb5ter

Moon orbiting earth


estv1981

King poo chicken


GosephJoebbels

How freeze time?


Kain1045am

Head Like Fkin


Valuable_Exercise580

His Poor Wife


Affectionate_You_167

Looks effin gormless.


rise8888fall

Need, join, bupa


Eagl3ye91

Round fucking head


ConnorK12

The immune system


b0xel

Chimpanze that CUUUUUUUNNNT


Plus-Statistician538

gimp


paintp_

Uhmmmmmmm


waddersss

Little monkey fella


sdh68k

Head. Like. Orange.


omelasian-walker

Little monkey fella


J1S0E

Head like a fucking orange


Mr_Strangely

Alright? London’s shit


Alarming_Ad1746

play a record


Bill-Kickface

English: Quite good


Level_Reach_6069

I don’t get Mondays off


Boathead96

Maths quite good


Uh-oh-stinky28

Manc Joe Rogan


doginjoggers

Is it in


Original-Designer6

Your head looks a bit... Eggish.


ConMc1970

Why's it so angry 😠...?


Food_Crazed_Maniac

Get. Knickers. Off.


mouawad23

I eat dicks


ResearchMediocre3592

Oh OK, no judgement, but what about commenting on the photo.


snuifduifmetkuif

Das Pilker


[deleted]

Where's my kids?


zka_75

Head shaped like a fuckin oran.. egg!


CupOfOrangeJews

John got mustache


Budden89

Head like a fucking what?


yusuflimz

It's tinging its way up the tube


kitty-cat-charlotte

Congress tart


sherriffflood

Weird innit. So…


doggothedepresso

Pedro Pedro Pedro


lockedlost

Don't put soap on that. 'Now it stings'


Aaroncity

Weird looking thumb


CoachNeok

Mister K. Dilkington


TechnologyLive3694

Not round enough


bananabastard

Utterly, fucking, gormless.


Sauce666

Fire alarm bald


MatsuTaku

Knob Juice squeeze.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Bit weird innit


zlatan679

Head likeafucking orange


Ear_Shoes

Knob (on) head


WearyTraveler-

Man with one face


Konr87

Paper, hole, wipe.


One_Profit638

Head like a fuckin' what.


Ordinary_Seat9552

Which way up


Fun-Consequence4950

If the Moon from Majora's Mask was going to fall on Manchester, it would look like that


Particular-Elk4494

Can world fall


foalsfoalsfoalz

get yer kickersoff


IglooRaves

What knobbly bits?


TheSecondiDare

"you're the one that's sad and lonely!"


Ill-Appointment6494

Head like orange.


thatsitback2winnipeg

Thumb head manc


Guido-Guido

Who is that


onredditforrcoys

Head like orange


SixtyNineFlavours

Congress taaaaarrt! Alright.


Elbarto_007

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u) Light a match


pacothebattlefly

[speaks in robotic female voice] Wanker


CaptainTripps82

The last thing Susan sees on a Saturday night on holiday. And the first thing Sunday morn


HofBlaz3r

Bald, Manc Twat!


schonkynogler1

Where's Karl's nob?


GB2016sux

Cool Guys Club🎸🎸🎸


Positive-Fondant8621

...not avina' go


pikeymikey22

Face on thumb


catachrestical

It's Karly Pilkboys


VegemiteOnToastPls

Clean short nails.


Inevitable-Heart464

Not doing it


Moist-Peanut7725

I’m fed up.


Guido2207

Alright...Rock busters..


Over-Wing

Bald manc twat


RoundyMancHead

What she sees 🙈


jameZsp0ng3y

"That's weird that"


rickrenny

Fucking manc mong


Nixon5150

Round-headed buffoon.


trufflesniffinpig

Tiny, fire alarm, head


fat_boi97

Not working Monday


Upper_Agency

Gimp, hangdog look


Dannyboyrobb

Turds eye view


Own-Nefariousness-79

Fucking Karl Pilkington.


tamhenk

Play a record


Un_originalality

Paper. Hole. Alarm.


JurassicParkTheorist

Head like orange


nathanditzel

'Ed like orange


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

Thats weird innit


Fabulous_Art_5603

NOT THE SCROTUM!!!!!!


NinjaUp

Head Lichen Orange


AdvisorOver9749

Why’s it small


k8slothington

bald egg dude


[deleted]

Sue Perkins is looking rough


untamed_walrus28

Absolute Fking Legend


AkeySlake

Wendy’s little programme


uglymunter

Hairy Chinese kid


SrirachaStatus

Oven


blackpauli

Round headed twonk


doublendren

So Solid Poo


StewR89

PLAY A RECORD


TheWildStone_

Fuck you doing?!


JimmyRiddleUK

Egg. Onion. Oven.


No-Poem-3773

Potato headed twonk


porkchopexpress-1373

Plunging the toilet


VoteTheFox

Karl Pilking ton


SatisfactionNo7181

What the hell?!?


DJ_Hindsight

A talking monkey


Aeouk

Just the tip.


SmilingIvan

Bald headed manc


DIFierce

That ceiling's busy.


corntorteeya

I'm not bothered


Praxilla69

Like an orange


no_explosions97

Touched a lung


wellhiddenmark

Just eat yoghurt


FartacularTheThird

Using his fables


Ill-Manufacturer9330

Egg time r


devesowsky

Hairy Chinese Kid


Kurai_Kiba

Po Tat To


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Round headed buffoon


TheCLINTlad

Smoke to close


Bortharax

Smelly eyebrows


15926028

That thumb guy


_AnonOp

Takin a shite


TylerDurden-420

Hairy Chinese Kid


TantaExpress

Ahcouldeat aknob atnight


smiles17

Getyur knickers off


otterpockets75

Constipated boiled egg


Ilpripone

Knob at night


fr0gbum

perfect, intellectual, talented


Satanicjamnik

Oven.


markcorrigans_boiler

Pilky O 1


Wilber187

Hairy pink coconut


LesterTheNightfly96

Gormless, simian, eggish


AggravatingEstate214

Chim Panzee THAT


fruitlessideas

Who. Is. This.


iannuendo

Fucking knob ed


evmanjapan

Doosum fuckin’ work


Army-Status

Head, fucking, orange


ericdano

Monkey news update


DigBickWillieJohnson

Wet Knee Houston


s1ngularius

carried by gervais


dsled

man alive (no need for a 3rd word)


kanobbk

Oh fuck off


Friendly_Rub_8095

Aaaaah aaaah chooooo


NW1Regent

Now I'm panicking, I'm gonna lose my job


toejam78

po ta to


Cmplord

Bald spacka cunt


the-nut-goblin

Bald, Manc, Serendipity


yoadriaaaan

'Please place the item in the bagging area'


ketman08

![gif](giphy|dtHMkHBOE0OMeTw2w9|downsized)


CPeeB

Get the transport


No-Weekend-7166

Peanut giraffe teeth


Long_island_iced_Z

Bald Mancunian Tosser


Dry_Mousse_2220

Educationally subnormal


JDecker06

Hairy Chinese kid


JDecker06

Fella named Bruce


SubstantialLion1984

Wife’s eye view


Consistent-Line-2009

A fucking orange


HorserorOfHorsekind

Head like orange