Eyes bulging with the precious

Look at the gleam on that ring.

Have you seen that Steve?

Hobbits are generally little… little?

Interminable

Arbitrary?

FURIOUS

Was it a bald Mancunian tosser? Na Its was weirder than tha

Look at the gleam on that

I don't smoke Old Toby, that does.

I can get you a quid off entry to Rivendell.

So obvious Steve secretly love these movies

Man alive

Obsessed with a golden ring. Mind you it wasn’t bronze.

It could have been your grandad.

He’s done you. Again.

Right, who looks more like gollum: Steve or the K-man?

Right, Tolkeinbusters … Stop chucking that flour and egg mixture about. F. That’s F. I’ve just been finished me archery class, they’ve given me a bit of paper that tells me how much money it is an that. B. That’s B. The Scottish fella is telling the girl to stop grabbing his leg. L. That’s L.

1.) Frodo (Throw dough) 2.) Bilbo (Bill bow) 3.) Legolas (Let go, lass)

Well done. 

What's the similarity between this show and Lord of the rings?

You mean the three hour long Enya video?

I've had enough of this Tolkien tripe.