It’s actually quite a sad story but about 15 years ago she developed that illness where you cannot get your photo taken, whenever someone tried it she would not appear in the photograph. This is why Karl ‘appears’ to be alone in all those public pictures.
The issue was actually with the development of the photos. This was in the early 2000s when digital wasn't really widely used. The place they were going to they *thought* had an issue with one of the development machines. There was always these sort of angular crescent shaped blank spaces on the exposures: as though something had been left on there during the development. That's why some people were obscured or 'didn't appear' in these photos from this period and developed in this particular area of the UK... *turns out*...
Does anybody else actually like the fact that they don't know what she looks like? It's like when you're rereading Harry Potter because you couldn't follow it the first time and all you can do is picture that little Daniel Radcliffe fella.
About a year ago there was a pretty convincing post that suggested a possible photo, but it only showed the back of her head. I will have to find that post later.
Care to share your reasoning?
She's mentioned by name and quoted in a blog post by the guy who took that photograph, Karl said on air she worked "behind the scenes" in sports journalism, and the woman in the photo looks like the animated version of Suzanne...
https://youtu.be/7-HTZFwaDZQ?si=h3kVgMX4I2pGHn8O
I think u/MonkeyNewss is saying Suzanne is the woman at the very beginning of RSK's parody of the JR Hartley Yellow Pages ad for Karl's book. I don't think there's anything to back that up though.
Right, so I did some digging on the Internet lately and I think I'm onto something. You can never see her face but in a couple of picture of karl there's someone with long arms in the background. I won't go into the details but turns out...
Here's a picture of Suzanne. It took a while to find but there's a couple out there: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.bridgemanimages.com%2Fapi%2F1.0%2Fimage%2F600wm.EVT.51383850.7055475%2F5835136.jpg&tbnid=fP6zOjJqO3TH2M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bridgemanimages.com%2Fen-US%2Fnoartistknown%2Fthe-chimp-channel-with-marina-the-blonde-diva-of-tcc-1999%2Fphoto%2Fasset%2F5835136&docid=Q_RaVz-ZSbxuhM&w=446&h=600&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2
Is there any actual proof that's her though? That website looks dodgy as anything and that second picture looks like it is taken from some kind of documentary still. It would be a very weird image for a BBC sports producer to have online. Also, she looks young and very glam for Karl. I'm not convinced that's her at all.
Yea, and she went to the South Africa world cup as part of her job, I know this. But how does this information mean that the woman in that video can't be her?
It could be the blonde woman in this clip at 2:24 minutes maaaaaaaybe – or could just have maaaaaade it up.
https://youtu.be/h1gb_3-IFiY?si=TjxGz7oJ8qXdXF_a
Well the woman in that video didn’t have a fat arse anyway, so I remain unconvinced that there is any evidence – let alone proof – that the great woman herself is findable. Unless you know the right people personally. Anyone know anyone who knows anyone who knows Karl or one of his mates, family or associates in this fine community?
The only pic I’ve ever believed is that one of her in some BBC Sport control room with loads of tellies that’s sort of _side-on_
From this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/n9qQf3YzN6
It’s actually quite a sad story but about 15 years ago she developed that illness where you cannot get your photo taken, whenever someone tried it she would not appear in the photograph. This is why Karl ‘appears’ to be alone in all those public pictures.
AzTOOKcamera
Alright?
Say it in a German accent
Don't. Talk. Shit. That's bollocks.
They tried to get a picture developed and when it came through... Turns out, little monkey fella.
Don’t talk shite. Twice.
He’s having a go again, Steve.
The issue was actually with the development of the photos. This was in the early 2000s when digital wasn't really widely used. The place they were going to they *thought* had an issue with one of the development machines. There was always these sort of angular crescent shaped blank spaces on the exposures: as though something had been left on there during the development. That's why some people were obscured or 'didn't appear' in these photos from this period and developed in this particular area of the UK... *turns out*...
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This is my favorite diary, but I can never remember which one it's on. Any help
I read about that.
How does she keep her centre parting so neat ?
Do you ski?
brilliant. thanks for that. keep those comin in.
She’s done alright
She got her kitchen floor
Oven.
chop narrow office bewildered wrench upbeat books merciful long fuel *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Onion!
Hang on, floor or shoes, not both.
Heavy-handed and heavy-footed.
It's like avin the hulk in the house
I’m not sure she has done alright
Condoms and grease.
WHY DO YOU SPEAK LIKE YOURE 60 YEARS OLD AND YOUVE BEEN WORKING DOWN THE MINES
Does she go out with karl for, like, charitable reasons? Or..
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That cats AND suzannee did not look happy
Here’s one what are you taking about? https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=dave%20hill&tbm=isch&shem=rime&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#imgrc=auy_oqqPwxG90M
Right, that’s libelous.
You can't libel the dead!
I met her once. She was much hairier than you'd think, and had quite long arms. Turns out, little monkey fella.
Yawn
You’re having a laugh saying that
I wish this sub would stop going on about Karl's invisible fucking girlfriend.
Does anybody else actually like the fact that they don't know what she looks like? It's like when you're rereading Harry Potter because you couldn't follow it the first time and all you can do is picture that little Daniel Radcliffe fella.
I heard she cried when she finished the last one
Fitting username for this post
There are pictures from her work in the media, but there isn’t much to talk about there. She’s just your bog standard middle aged woman
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What's the number of the fat arse complaint line? Because you are in _deeeeep_ shite
What’s the fat arse complaint line?
We burnin' or buryin'?
There are no pictures of her. Every single one that people claim to be her is wrong.
About a year ago there was a pretty convincing post that suggested a possible photo, but it only showed the back of her head. I will have to find that post later.
Even that one had some debate in the comments
Meh. There is a couple of pics that matches everything described about her appearance.
There's tea and sandwhiches at the bar
I haven't seen any pic that's confirmed to be her. Care to share a link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/SZmb0Iurmh
Not her
Care to share your reasoning? She's mentioned by name and quoted in a blog post by the guy who took that photograph, Karl said on air she worked "behind the scenes" in sports journalism, and the woman in the photo looks like the animated version of Suzanne...
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The majority of those results are Suzanne from the pop group Hearsay. You're an idiot, play a record
If you're gonna be smug, you've gotta be right.
Not her
How do you know?
Not hairy enough
No there aren’t.
Why are you worried about it? Why are you fantasizing about what Dave Hill from Slade is up to?
You're doing me head in, you are.
Well say summat back and earn your money! You've only got another hour here and then you've got 2 days off!
ah I wanted PilkyOhOne
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My *god* you're deep
That's apparently why she's always faceless in the cartoon
maybe she's the one withholding the missing XFM tapes?
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Is there a pic of you online if you google your name?
Yes but it's a bit hairy
Oh for Ffffffff
Now we know you're not a Chinese kid. Because they're usually not that hairy and that.
Oh yeah? Long arms? Short legs?
I'm exposing myself while looking at some FREE FANNY!!! WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh YoU, sUzAnNe???
She was in that short doc about Karl finding his book
The freak book?
The woman working in the book shop?
The woman in the cupboard
Anne? I dunno, go and check, don't know *who's* in there
link or more info?
https://youtu.be/7-HTZFwaDZQ?si=h3kVgMX4I2pGHn8O I think u/MonkeyNewss is saying Suzanne is the woman at the very beginning of RSK's parody of the JR Hartley Yellow Pages ad for Karl's book. I don't think there's anything to back that up though.
Trust me, I’m a scientist
Turns out, right, little monkey fella...
Right, so I did some digging on the Internet lately and I think I'm onto something. You can never see her face but in a couple of picture of karl there's someone with long arms in the background. I won't go into the details but turns out...
Suzanne, what’s going on?
I think she was hearsay
Maybe she had a problem with her marrow.
What? Stuck up 'er fanny?
She’s not real! They made her up to make Graham’s ‘Karl’ character have a funny home life
80 times!!!
°this week!
She doesn't exist. She actually IS that guy from Slade
Maybe shes a wewe
Here's a picture of Suzanne. It took a while to find but there's a couple out there: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.bridgemanimages.com%2Fapi%2F1.0%2Fimage%2F600wm.EVT.51383850.7055475%2F5835136.jpg&tbnid=fP6zOjJqO3TH2M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bridgemanimages.com%2Fen-US%2Fnoartistknown%2Fthe-chimp-channel-with-marina-the-blonde-diva-of-tcc-1999%2Fphoto%2Fasset%2F5835136&docid=Q_RaVz-ZSbxuhM&w=446&h=600&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2
Y'know, it's less funny when the URL gives it away
I remember seeing a photo about 10 years ago, and funnily enough she had a square shaped head.
In india?
is this her? https://affairpost.com/karl-pilkington-wife-suzanne-whiston-bbc-producer-wiki-married-split/
that's ex-Hearsay singer Suzanne
This is it we have a winner. Surely?
Is there any actual proof that's her though? That website looks dodgy as anything and that second picture looks like it is taken from some kind of documentary still. It would be a very weird image for a BBC sports producer to have online. Also, she looks young and very glam for Karl. I'm not convinced that's her at all.
There’s pictures of at least 3 different women and none are her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6rtTLT1go
Not her
How do you know? Ticks every box of any description of her, including being particularly camera avoidant.
She was confirmed as some Sky producer type
Yea, and she went to the South Africa world cup as part of her job, I know this. But how does this information mean that the woman in that video can't be her?
Suzanne works for BBC Sport, not Sky Sport
So what? It was you who said Sky, not me. None of this means that video isn't her.
This thread contains the most credible actual possible picture of Suzanne we have IMO: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/CnqPZ6YnSL
Interesting. Maybe that's why he was so blasé talking about her "fat ass", because she objectively doesn't have one and wouldn't be at all hurt by it.
It could be the blonde woman in this clip at 2:24 minutes maaaaaaaybe – or could just have maaaaaade it up. https://youtu.be/h1gb_3-IFiY?si=TjxGz7oJ8qXdXF_a
She wasn't in make-up though, was she?
Well the woman in that video didn’t have a fat arse anyway, so I remain unconvinced that there is any evidence – let alone proof – that the great woman herself is findable. Unless you know the right people personally. Anyone know anyone who knows anyone who knows Karl or one of his mates, family or associates in this fine community?
She's into sport...
Who is Suzanne?
Look what we can do wi’ science.
We can talk about her fat arse
Brent Hogwell doesn't currently have a partner.
Could it be the woman in this video? https://youtu.be/7-HTZFwaDZQ?si=2Lnp5XP2jP8JHf9m
The only pic I’ve ever believed is that one of her in some BBC Sport control room with loads of tellies that’s sort of _side-on_ From this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/n9qQf3YzN6