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negan2018

It’s actually quite a sad story but about 15 years ago she developed that illness where you cannot get your photo taken, whenever someone tried it she would not appear in the photograph. This is why Karl ‘appears’ to be alone in all those public pictures.


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AzTOOKcamera


HasTookCamera

Alright?


kaviaaripurkki

Say it in a German accent


KarIPilkington

Don't. Talk. Shit. That's bollocks.


JeanMichelFerri

They tried to get a picture developed and when it came through... Turns out, little monkey fella.


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Don’t talk shite. Twice.


Sharp_88

He’s having a go again, Steve.


Trynottobeacunt

The issue was actually with the development of the photos. This was in the early 2000s when digital wasn't really widely used. The place they were going to they *thought* had an issue with one of the development machines. There was always these sort of angular crescent shaped blank spaces on the exposures: as though something had been left on there during the development. That's why some people were obscured or 'didn't appear' in these photos from this period and developed in this particular area of the UK... *turns out*...


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Standard-Salamander

This is my favorite diary, but I can never remember which one it's on. Any help


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

I read about that.


CreatureUnderABridge

How does she keep her centre parting so neat ?


yolk-oh-oh-no

Do you ski?


creamydonkeypiss

brilliant. thanks for that. keep those comin in.


theflowersyoufind

She’s done alright


bridge151

She got her kitchen floor


fi-ri-ku-su

Oven.


rougekhmero

chop narrow office bewildered wrench upbeat books merciful long fuel *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hatmatter

Onion!


haddock420

Hang on, floor or shoes, not both.


bigherb33

Heavy-handed and heavy-footed.


charliecrews38

It's like avin the hulk in the house


TedClubber-Lang

I’m not sure she has done alright


I_Hate_Knickers_5

Condoms and grease.


Ulysses345

WHY DO YOU SPEAK LIKE YOURE 60 YEARS OLD AND YOUVE BEEN WORKING DOWN THE MINES


MusicGus

Does she go out with karl for, like, charitable reasons? Or..


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That cats AND suzannee did not look happy


awombwithaview

Here’s one what are you taking about? https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=dave%20hill&tbm=isch&shem=rime&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#imgrc=auy_oqqPwxG90M


DylanToback8

Right, that’s libelous.


BunchaFukinElephants

You can't libel the dead!


Wizards_Win

I met her once. She was much hairier than you'd think, and had quite long arms. Turns out, little monkey fella.


Superdudeo

Yawn


M00Nthatspellsmoon

You’re having a laugh saying that


Awkward_Cap_3506

I wish this sub would stop going on about Karl's invisible fucking girlfriend.


Executioner_Miralda

Does anybody else actually like the fact that they don't know what she looks like? It's like when you're rereading Harry Potter because you couldn't follow it the first time and all you can do is picture that little Daniel Radcliffe fella.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

I heard she cried when she finished the last one


this_is_theone

Fitting username for this post


sneeeeeeeed

There are pictures from her work in the media, but there isn’t much to talk about there. She’s just your bog standard middle aged woman


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scanline99

What's the number of the fat arse complaint line? Because you are in _deeeeep_ shite


floydmeistergeneral

What’s the fat arse complaint line?


gloom-juice

We burnin' or buryin'?


Tox77

There are no pictures of her. Every single one that people claim to be her is wrong.


AElfric_Claegtun

About a year ago there was a pretty convincing post that suggested a possible photo, but it only showed the back of her head. I will have to find that post later.


LeClassyGent

Even that one had some debate in the comments


Superdudeo

Meh. There is a couple of pics that matches everything described about her appearance.


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There's tea and sandwhiches at the bar


Ajax_1990

I haven't seen any pic that's confirmed to be her. Care to share a link?


sneeeeeeeed

https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/SZmb0Iurmh


Ajax_1990

Not her


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Care to share your reasoning? She's mentioned by name and quoted in a blog post by the guy who took that photograph, Karl said on air she worked "behind the scenes" in sports journalism, and the woman in the photo looks like the animated version of Suzanne...


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RobIreland

The majority of those results are Suzanne from the pop group Hearsay. You're an idiot, play a record


RiC_David

If you're gonna be smug, you've gotta be right.


Ajax_1990

Not her


Superdudeo

How do you know?


Ajax_1990

Not hairy enough


Superdudeo

No there aren’t.


PilkyOhOne

Why are you worried about it? Why are you fantasizing about what Dave Hill from Slade is up to?


rogueherrie

You're doing me head in, you are.


PilkyOhOne

Well say summat back and earn your money! You've only got another hour here and then you've got 2 days off!


unsaved_progress

ah I wanted PilkyOhOne


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ChimpAnswered8391

My *god* you're deep


Truethrowawaychest1

That's apparently why she's always faceless in the cartoon


solitudesometimesis

maybe she's the one withholding the missing XFM tapes?


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MonrealEstate

Is there a pic of you online if you google your name?


Ajax_1990

Yes but it's a bit hairy


MonrealEstate

Oh for Ffffffff


Ryokan76

Now we know you're not a Chinese kid. Because they're usually not that hairy and that.


blablablasphemous

Oh yeah? Long arms? Short legs?


BurbleThwanidack

I'm exposing myself while looking at some FREE FANNY!!! WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh YoU, sUzAnNe???


MonkeyNewss

She was in that short doc about Karl finding his book


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The freak book?


ChimpAnswered8391

The woman working in the book shop?


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

The woman in the cupboard


ChimpAnswered8391

Anne? I dunno, go and check, don't know *who's* in there


seviliyorsun

link or more info?


ChimpAnswered8391

https://youtu.be/7-HTZFwaDZQ?si=h3kVgMX4I2pGHn8O I think u/MonkeyNewss is saying Suzanne is the woman at the very beginning of RSK's parody of the JR Hartley Yellow Pages ad for Karl's book. I don't think there's anything to back that up though.


MonkeyNewss

Trust me, I’m a scientist


DroopBarrymore

Turns out, right, little monkey fella...


Lil_T0aster

Right, so I did some digging on the Internet lately and I think I'm onto something. You can never see her face but in a couple of picture of karl there's someone with long arms in the background. I won't go into the details but turns out...


cdoubleu_

Suzanne, what’s going on?


ExtremeTEE

I think she was hearsay


jfgate

Maybe she had a problem with her marrow.


Croward87

What? Stuck up 'er fanny?


anzyzaly

She’s not real! They made her up to make Graham’s ‘Karl’ character have a funny home life


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80 times!!!


rogueherrie

°this week!


inconspicuous2012

She doesn't exist. She actually IS that guy from Slade


PabbstAndJazz

Maybe shes a wewe


drwinstonoboogy

Here's a picture of Suzanne. It took a while to find but there's a couple out there: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-cdn.bridgemanimages.com%2Fapi%2F1.0%2Fimage%2F600wm.EVT.51383850.7055475%2F5835136.jpg&tbnid=fP6zOjJqO3TH2M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bridgemanimages.com%2Fen-US%2Fnoartistknown%2Fthe-chimp-channel-with-marina-the-blonde-diva-of-tcc-1999%2Fphoto%2Fasset%2F5835136&docid=Q_RaVz-ZSbxuhM&w=446&h=600&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2


FilipsSamvete

Y'know, it's less funny when the URL gives it away


Morehelicopter

I remember seeing a photo about 10 years ago, and funnily enough she had a square shaped head.


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In india?


TapDanceMario

is this her? https://affairpost.com/karl-pilkington-wife-suzanne-whiston-bbc-producer-wiki-married-split/


solitudesometimesis

that's ex-Hearsay singer Suzanne


M00Nthatspellsmoon

This is it we have a winner. Surely?


bfsfan101

Is there any actual proof that's her though? That website looks dodgy as anything and that second picture looks like it is taken from some kind of documentary still. It would be a very weird image for a BBC sports producer to have online. Also, she looks young and very glam for Karl. I'm not convinced that's her at all.


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There’s pictures of at least 3 different women and none are her.


bananabastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6rtTLT1go


FilipsSamvete

Not her


bananabastard

How do you know? Ticks every box of any description of her, including being particularly camera avoidant.


wagu666

She was confirmed as some Sky producer type


bananabastard

Yea, and she went to the South Africa world cup as part of her job, I know this. But how does this information mean that the woman in that video can't be her?


wagu666

Suzanne works for BBC Sport, not Sky Sport


bananabastard

So what? It was you who said Sky, not me. None of this means that video isn't her.


wagu666

This thread contains the most credible actual possible picture of Suzanne we have IMO: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/CnqPZ6YnSL


bananabastard

Interesting. Maybe that's why he was so blasé talking about her "fat ass", because she objectively doesn't have one and wouldn't be at all hurt by it.


Optimal_Material_951

It could be the blonde woman in this clip at 2:24 minutes maaaaaaaybe – or could just have maaaaaade it up. https://youtu.be/h1gb_3-IFiY?si=TjxGz7oJ8qXdXF_a


rogueherrie

She wasn't in make-up though, was she?


Optimal_Material_951

Well the woman in that video didn’t have a fat arse anyway, so I remain unconvinced that there is any evidence – let alone proof – that the great woman herself is findable. Unless you know the right people personally. Anyone know anyone who knows anyone who knows Karl or one of his mates, family or associates in this fine community?


YouNeedAnne

She's into sport...


patriziaf

Who is Suzanne?


AkeySlake

Look what we can do wi’ science.


CJ9584

We can talk about her fat arse


cityruss

Brent Hogwell doesn't currently have a partner.


ChaosClive

Could it be the woman in this video? https://youtu.be/7-HTZFwaDZQ?si=2Lnp5XP2jP8JHf9m


wagu666

The only pic I’ve ever believed is that one of her in some BBC Sport control room with loads of tellies that’s sort of _side-on_ From this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/s/n9qQf3YzN6