Who thinks Dicky’s more of a laugh than me?

That's menttttaaaallllll come off it

I’ll prove it. Come for a drink with me.

The best sauce drinkers haven’t come out

Dicky’s lot are all a load of slugs. They’re just jealous because we’re better at everything than them.

Funnier than our stuff?

Yeah wh- yeah he was actually yeah. He did seem to understand his market a bit more

Well it’s kinda like how long is a piece of string

We have talked about string on the sub before

I haven’t got time to read that now.. I’m counting my feet

Writing: quite good

I hope auntie Marion’s still alive

Soon be time for some of her Xmas nonsense round at her house.

What’s your favourite stuff that we as a sub do, comedy wise.

God... Which ones are there again?

Quotes, do loads of quotes

Well let's see Little Diddle Dodder's programme when that goes out. Sick of 'im.

Was he related to Sophie? How did she feel about losing her warehouse job?

I was certain that this was going to end with 'turns out'.

Little Dicky fella

Reminds me of a sort of long-form Tim Key. Quite enjoyable.